25 – The Bug and the Shepherd Girl
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“It’s an emergency!”
I was instantly dragged out of my deep sleep for the first time in a long time into reality. Of course, it was the demon king who grabbed her by the nape of her neck.
“What, what… What is it…”
‘If you were my successor, I would have followed you.’
A wake-up call from the very kind devil. It was in stark contrast to Private Park, who wakes up a sleeping lion as if gently stroking the fine fur of a sleeping lion in the army.
“It’s a big deal… A big deal.”
The demon king became contemplative and fluttered.
‘… f*cking wouldn’t be a big deal anyway. Do I spend a day or two with you?’
Lost the lid of mayonnaise, or the paper crane won’t eat. It must be a stupid reason to do it.
I wrapped her blanket tighter and she yanked! And took it away Because of that, the cold air that had been lurking all over her room enveloped her whole body in an instant.
“Ugh geuk geuk geuk geuk tteol tteol.”
What the f*ck! The present progressive demon without blood or tears! There are things people can do and things they can’t do! May he die suffering from arthritis and toothache in his later years!
“Is it a big deal? It’s also important to you, who swore to live here with me forever.”
‘Do not sneak in a dog-like promise you haven’t made.’
“What’s going on… Why did you lose the mayonnaise cap again?”
“It’s as big as that!”
‘It’s no big deal.’
“Cockroaches are out!”
– Blow up!
I raised my crouching body.
“f*ck the dog! Isn’t that a f*cking big deal!?”
*
Those who have experienced the fear of cockroaches can relate.
That slippery, mantleman, fast, cunning, jet-black demon beast is sharing oxygen in the same space. That if I held my breath here for a moment, I would soon run around the room with those nimble legs.
‘More than anything…’
That there’s a chance it’s not just him.
“… I can’t.”
Another magic circle unfolded at the feet of the demon king. Her orange, purple, black, and colorfully patterned magic circles surround her.
“Oh. Do you have any magic to chase and destroy cockroaches?”
“No, I’m going to give me an insect repellent buff, and I won’t even let you approach within a 10m radius.”
“Can you use that on me too?”
“It’s for one person.”
… What a filthy b*tch! … What a filthy b*tch!
There was no comradeship or anything in front of the cockroaches.
In elementary school. Memories with Hyung-seop, the class next to me, flickered.
– Dongha. Give me a bite of that
-No. Where is the goddamn elementary school student asking for a bite of zucchini?
– Yes? If I can’t eat it, I’d rather break it.
-Chack!
– Took!
– Profit Profit! You fell! Eat only white milk for the rest of your life and die!
‘Whoops… You damn bastard.’
Anyway, I had no choice but to adopt Hyung-seop’s method. That is what drags even the demon king into this hell.
“Cockroaches like girls’ rooms.”
“… It doesn’t matter. I buff…”
“You, wearing a buff, aren’t just in your room 24 hours a day. Cockroaches probably crawl all over your room when you’re gone? And I’ll lay eggs in the corners, the corners of the walls, and the bottom of the bed.”
“…Ah, Al??”
“Yes. Once the cockroaches begin to hatch…”
“… When it starts?”
I said, making a painful expression and biting my lower lip.
“Hundreds, no, thousands of pups will hide in every corner of your room. And you’re just staring at me going out? With dark, bright eyes.”
“Hey!”
At the description of her that was creepy even thinking about it herself, she grabbed her white arm with her cheekbones and flinched.
“… Big, big deal. What to do?”
“Let’s go to the first sighting.”
“Eh. Okay…”
*
“Are you here?”
The Demon King pointing at the kitchen sink. Even though I clean it often, it seems inevitable that cockroaches will appear.
‘Awful bastards…’
The sincerity that reached above the clouds was not unusual.
“I, as soon as my eyes met… I hid behind a box over there.”
“Yes. But what are you doing all the time?”
The demon lord grabs my shoulder and keeps pushing me towards the box. He pushed back relentlessly with an irresponsible expression.
“The time has come for you to pay for your meal. As the landlord, it’s an order. Catch.”
“What if I can’t…?”
“I will never go into the kitchen for the rest of my life because I am afraid of cockroaches. Of course you won’t get out of here, you’ll starve to death. Then maybe we should find a cockroach and eat it?”
…
She is a demon. She steals people’s blankets and threatens people with rice. It’s a demon with 100% concentration. I repent. What I didn’t kill the other day.
Are you saying that you’re going to spend it as you please, like a vicious adoptive parent who skips all the adoption support money and immediately disposes of it?
In the first place, he loses what he was imprisoned for.
“Come on, come on!”
My gaze turned to the back of the box. In that shadow, innumerable wheels trembled and waited.
…
‘…..No matter how hard I try, I can’t do this.’
Due to a disease of unknown cause that cannot be identified even by modern medicine, I pass out with foamy bites just by making eye contact with cockroaches. It’s to the point where it might be better to kick the demon king’s ass.
… Now there is no other way.
‘Will this work?’
She only recently confirmed that she has her heart. Half human mind or whatever. It was well worth a try.
“…Ugh…”
“… Huh?”
I crouched down and buried my face between my knees.
“…Sigh… Uhh… Uhhh…”
“Oh, what are you doing?!”
As if looking at a dog that had swallowed a chicken bone, the demon king started talking in bewilderment.
“… Oops.. No. Go away. Leave me alone.”
“Why, why? You? Huh? Huh?”
“It’s okay… I’ll be fine if I stay like this for a while… Black…”
“Why? Huh? Why? Huh? Huh?”
The demon king whimpered like a puppy hungry for poop and whimpered around me. Done. It’s eaten. This naive year.
“… What, what? Is it because I told you to catch cockroaches?”
‘Game over.’
“…Sigh… Actually…”
She hit her with her flimsy gag. I had a brother who died trying to protect me from a monster cockroach when he was little. As a result, cockroaches suffered severe trauma. Something like this
“… Oh my God. I didn’t even know that.”
She covered her mouth and gave her a pat on my back.
“Ugh… No. Cockroaches… I… I… Cough! Whoops!”
She stopped me, who was disheveled on her floor, shaking and gagging.
“What! What are you talking about! Well, I’ll try to do something. You get some rest.”
“Can I ask you a favor?”
“No, of course.”
Yoshi. Now you are Cisco.
*
She grabbed her crate with her trembling hands. Start pulling it straight.
‘Ugh.’
I don’t want to look at it. I am looking at it from a distance, in case a cockroach suddenly jumps out and attaches itself to me.
“Ooooo!”
The Demon King, who could jump rope with his Brachiosaurus neck, grabbed the box.
…
I turned my head towards it again.
‘…. What is it? Isn’t there anything?’
The devil and my round eyes met. It was an eye that was compatible with a feeling of relief and fear of a wheel that might have gone anywhere.
“…Is gone.”
“Sure.”
“… You know.”
The demon king beckoned me.
“Because I have heard of it. You clean up here It’s been a while since I haven’t.”
…That’s about it.
“…I got it right now. But what are you going to do with cockroaches?”
“They’re hiding somewhere… I have no choice but to listen to each and every one. Because I can’t live with it.”
I agree. Ignoring cockroaches that have already been noticed is like living with a fishbone stuck in your throat.
“… Let’s clean up first, then look around.”
Huh?
*
“Kkeeungcha.”
With this, the 7th time, there were no cockroaches under the furniture that the demon king had uncovered.
“Where did you go?”
The Demon King who thinks deeply.
In fact, her cockroaches had already taken a back seat in my silent brain battle with her.
‘… No way… No. That’s right. Undoubtedly. Because.’
“Let’s clean up here first, then let’s dig into that next.”
The fragments of reasoning fit to some extent. I can tell by observing her more than anyone else and watching from her side.
The fact that she is satisfied now.
It was strange when you think about it.
You missed the cockroach while avoiding Yuria’s Shrine? A woman who catches flying flies with chain lightning?
‘…’
Yes. Cockroaches didn’t even exist in the first place.
‘Why woke me up. The reason why I made a fuss while acting.’
To take out the furniture and have me clean here and there.
‘I was attacked.’
I was expecting that I would use my wits and get out of the role of catching cockroaches.
In other words, there is a justification for entrusting me with ‘cleaning’, a trivial request of the woman who was in charge of catching cockroaches that did not exist.
‘How far, how far did you look?’
In a flash, the demon king lifted the furniture again.
“It’s not here either.”
A venomous snake’s tongue flicks right behind her innocent and innocent expression that says she doesn’t know anything. Cockroaches aren’t scary when you realize that they’ve been playing on her palm from the beginning.
“Do it here too. Cleaning.”
“… I will.”
Hey, you’re definitely not stupid. It is a type of bookseller.
Of course, it is strong at another level, but it would not have been possible to stand at the top of the demons with only strength. I looked down on the lord of a race too much.
“Let’s stop here and eat.”
… It’s shameless, but whenever you say you can’t get into the kitchen because of cockroaches…
“What about cockroaches?”
“Wow. Well… Where are you going to fly? If you see it, take care of it. Hee hee. Hee hee!”
She smiled mischievously. It is the smile of a clear winner. Toxic year.
*
“I ate well. I’ll sleep.”
“Yes. See you tomorrow.”
Today, I was finally allowed to leave work after being plagued by her games all day.
-Turbuck, turbuck
-Kiik
I returned to my room and immediately threw myself on the bed.
‘I’m going to sleep soon because I worked hard today…’
– Knock!
“Oh, it’s a big deal!!!”
“… What else?”
“Cockroaches… Cockroaches in my room!”
…
Who knows how to be fooled? Besides, there’s something you said earlier.
“Buy, save…”
“You said earlier.”
“….”
“You said you would take care of it if it came out again. For sure.”
I spat out those words and pulled the blanket over myself. The demon king, who couldn’t lie and kept his word thoroughly, was at a loss.
“… Well, hey, I’m in this room today too…”
“It’s for one person.”
The shepherd girl, who reaped what she sowed, couldn’t go to her room all night.
And all night, like cockroaches, I walked around the Dark Lord’s Castle, subjak, subjak.
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