“You would have said you would reject it?”
If darkness were to be expressed as a human, there would be no other person more suited to it than this woman. The woman yawned as if bored as she touched her long, jet-black hair.
“that… However, we have already gathered enough troops… .”
At the woman’s resolute refusal, the devil with dozens of horns pleaded with a crawling voice.
“Gi-gak.”
The woman’s answer to the demon’s continued suggestion became shorter and more determined.
“Once again… .”
“Reject. Do you want to ask the same question over and over again with a sore mouth?”
“… Okay. However, the human side is advancing towards the Demon King first… .”
“Oh! A guest will come after a long time. I have to tell you to prepare thoroughly. Do you have a lot of cookies?”
“Not a guest… .”
“Were you still there?”
The demon with dozens of horns was terrified by the demon king’s cool eyes and disappeared in an instant.
“What am I going to do when I’m so scared… .”
“… Isn’t it right to be prepared?”
“Oh! bell. Are you worried about me?”
The blonde man who stood quietly next to the woman like a stone statue turned his gaze to face the woman.
“… Rather than worry.”
The man who was looking for behind-the-scenes closed his mouth as soon as he could not think of a proper word.
“Ugh… it’s not fun It’s not like the guests came once or twice, what are you preparing?”
The woman looked at the man called Bell with warm eyes and patted her arm.
“Because they are also very energetic. It’s not even kids, what kind of world domination-. Isn’t it?”
“… Isn’t that normal for the evil race? I think you’re weird.”
“Again… Why don’t you make it cold on purpose? Are you still pissed off about what I caused?”
At the woman’s words, the man frowned for a moment, then looked away.
“… I was just curious and asked. Why are you, the king of evil, satisfied with such a castle?”
“Have you talked for a long time? Is this a good sign? Huh… It’s a special question from Bell, so I’ll answer it.”
Despite the woman’s words, the man didn’t look away as if he was not interested, he just stared at the large door in the distance.
“Pretending to be uninterested… . Whether it’s conquering the world, annihilating humans, or catching all the little guys called gods and chasing them, it’s all because it’s meaningless. Have I not done it?”
The woman smiled slightly as she looked at the man and continued.
“… Doesn’t it make sense?”
“Bell, do you know how old I am?”
“It will be a lot. It existed before I was born.”
“Oh. That’s a bit disrespectful. The end of this world is set. It’s literally the end of what I, who has been called the Demon King for a thousand eons, and the little gods above me can’t stop it. After reaching the end… ah… This is not possible.”
“… That’s what you’ve said hundreds of times already. The end is the same.”
At the blunt man’s words, the woman slapped the man’s arm! beat to make a sound
“In that case, you just pretend to listen. That’s why a woman has an affair with a strange unscrewed priest… .”
“Even if you say that, it is of no use to me because I have no memory.”
“… It’s not really fun. After all, what does it mean to have all the things that have a fixed end? Things that will go bad anyway, things that will fall to the ground anyway. anyway… Ah- can’t this be done? It’s really tight.”
“… .”
“So it’s better to just hang out with Belle here at that time. Isn’t it? A bell made to my taste… .”
As if not interested in the woman’s words, the man just looked at the gate and touched the handle of the sword.
“Because it’s really not fun. I hope these guests have fun… .”
The woman muttered and put her hand into the man’s groin.
“Because it was good to make the pepper bigger. Oh? Are you going to look at me with such a blunt expression? A beautiful woman like me rode on it, and I have to shed even tears. When I was a human, he looked at me and swallowed his saliva… .”
“… It’s funny that he likes me while holding my numb me.”
The man looked up at the woman with unfeeling eyes and asked.
“… Are you a little annoyed?”
The woman with a small smile grabbed the corner of the man’s lips and forcibly raised it.
The woman’s hand raised the corner of the man’s hard lips, but the man’s gaze was fixed on the door and did not move.
The woman hummed as if it didn’t matter, took off her black dress and moved her body.
“It doesn’t happen and it can’t be solved… After all, this is the best.”
A woman’s mournful groan echoed through the quiet space.
***
“Let’s kill the demon king who exploded!! Wow!!”
““My mother exploded, the Demon King! A mother-in-law exploded!”
Aiden did not get tired, but mixed among the soldiers and shouted to burst his throat.
Perhaps such Aiden’s heat was contagious, the soldiers forgot their fear and made the Demon King an orphan.
“Corsair! I’m tired again!”
“”Corsair!!”
Aiden, who was standing in front of thousands of people, now summoned Lee Ji-soo and climbed on top of it to lead the troops.
To stop such Aiden, the command team sent people several times, but Aiden, who was overjoyed by the response of the soldiers, did not listen.
Kiana, who had gone to dry him, had to turn around, waving her hand for the strange reason that Aiden held her and gave strength to the soldiers.
Kiana then realized that the first person might die of shame, and since then she hasn’t gone to Aiden as much as possible.
“Lee Jisoo!! Boost your morale and turn your chest!!”
“Oh my! Jisoo Lee! The commander’s name! I got it!! Spin the windmill!!”
““Wow!”
Rather than dry him, Jisoo was excited and put her hands on her waist and turned her big chest.
The soldiers cheered and applauded.
“… Shouldn’t it be dry?”
“Because Aiden likes it. I like it.”
Andrea bit her lip slightly at Kiana’s worried voice.
Andrea gently touched her chest, but it wasn’t as big as Lee Jisoo, so she couldn’t turn it around.
“I… That guy is my granddaughter’s mate!! I had to rip it off somehow!! Great!”
“Take a deep breath. deep breathing. after… under… .”
The forces of the Unmelting Kingdom were assembled separately, and Behen Benedict, who led them, now had a splint around his neck.
“The hero of mankind is a little energetic… ? I get along with the soldiers without hesitation… I guess you’re out of luck!”
“Lady. Don’t pay attention.”
“class… Interested! I just see… ah! It’s time to go to service!”
“As I say every time, Saints are not obligated to look after the conditions of ordinary soldiers. And most of them are stomach pains caused by tension.”
“Still, if I help you, even one person can ease the pain. Because I don’t have anything to do right now… . huh?”
Brida, the leader of the Paladins of the Sun Church, sighed a little as she looked up at the saint looking up at her with dazed eyes.
‘If you ask me with that look, I can’t refuse… .’
“Instead, you have to be careful. A man can always change threateningly… .”
“know! know! Because I’m so pretty! Right?”
Brida laughed at the sight of the saint making a brazen expression while playfully putting on a calyx.
In the end, Brida could not break the saint’s insistence that she took care of the soldiers herself today.
“… Am I that person for the rest of my life?”
Chun-oh tapped Serna’s back with her pointed elf ears drooping.
“orphanage! Devil! mother! popped! Devil!”
Aiden, who climbed on Lee Ji-soo’s back again, drew his sword and swung it, raising his voice.
Kiana turned her head to the sight of Andrea taking a sneaky riding posture from the side.
***
“okay. Hermes.”
“swimming… It’s Herme! no! This is Hermes from today!”
Hermes prostrated before me and looked up at me with respectful eyes.
‘… If you grow up, you’ll look like a d*ck.’
Judgment seemed to be twisted for nothing because he looked like a prince of one country.
“What is your organ?”
“I! He’s not as good as the hero of mankind, but he’s got some pretty good talent and a good sword!”
– It’s a good sword. It’s nothing compared to this body, huh? stare? Boy, bring that sword to me for a moment. This is not habit… .
The sword’s words were incomprehensible, but because of curiosity, he clapped his fingers.
“… Yes?”
He didn’t understand my signal and tilted his head. Contrary to the bright eyes, the boy seemed to have a bit of a bad eye.
“Does the sword look good? Shall we take a look?”
“… nenet!! Here it is!”
The boy, who had been stupid for a while, hastily untied the scabbard from his waist and handed it to me.
It seemed a little big for the boy’s black boy, but the moment I grabbed it, a spark went off.
– Let go! I don’t know how he got that power, but a guy with a garbage talent like you… !
‘Come to think of it, this sword cub at first… .’
– Hmm… Men who talk about their first meeting are unattractive. Put me on top of that frisky bastard. I won’t give up on you! How dare you reject the boy! Do not know the rare hero!
‘… The sword bastards are all f*cked up.’
I drew my sword and placed it on the boy’s sword. When I pulled out the sword, the boy flinched in visibly startled, but there was no reaction.
– What… what is this!! put it away! The old man’s smell is full… .
– You little bastard is spoiled! what are you doing! If you see an adult, you don’t even say hello! You don’t even have a mother or father!
– What kind of father and mother the sword… let go! this guy! Where are you touching?!
– You bastard! The swordsman is really sassy… uh… .
The swords clung together, making a loud noise and bursting with strange light. The sight of the swords moving in the air was a sight only from a legend, but to me, who could hear their conversation, it seemed like a desperate struggle between a horned sword and a sword that wanted to protect their innocence.
I checked to see if the boy would take any other action, but the boy just stood still with a hardened face. Perhaps Hermes couldn’t hear the swords’ conversation.
After a while, the tangled swords fell.
– after… The little bastard dared to open his eyes blue. Of course, it’s a sword, so it doesn’t have eyes. haha!
– Huh… what is this… so forced… .
– Huh… It’s been awhile since I’ve looked at my body.
The conversation I heard was unusual, and I felt a bit uncomfortable.
“It’s a good sword.”
I don’t know why, but Spark picked up the faded sword of Hermes and handed it to him.
The black that flashed for a moment in Hermes’ hand quickly lost its light and disappeared into the scabbard. It was pretty fast.
“… thank you Hero of mankind.”
Hermes, whose expression was frozen for a moment, returned with a smile and a respectful look.
“Then let’s work hard to improve our morale today.”
I grabbed my sword and headed towards the soldiers.
“What! Hero! continent!”
“Yeah, continent. Rest in peace.”
When I appeared, the three or three soldiers who had gathered got up from their seats and saluted.
They accepted their salute roughly with their hands and sat down together in an empty seat.
The soldiers smiled and sat down again, wondering if it was good just to be nearby.
I walked around every day, and now there were a few familiar soldiers.
‘You can even remember the faces and names of some soldiers… Is there another master like me?’
They said that a seat makes a person, and I felt myself already grown up, and my eyes lit up for a little bit at the arrogance.
“Yeah, what were you talking about? knife?”
“I am Behar… . ah! We were just talking about what to do when we return after this expedition.”
The guy with orange hair just reminiscent of Deshon answered with a sly smile.
‘These bastards are hard to come back alive.’
I nodded my tongue at the dangerous topic of conversation.
“okay. Carl, what are you going to do after the expedition is over?”
He cleared his throat for a moment at my question and then opened his mouth.
“Hmm… It’s not enough compared to Hero’s women, but I also have a lover in my hometown. She is an attractive woman with thick blonde hair. Their breasts are quite large, so they are not the only young men in the village to covet. I didn’t have the courage to say it… If I come back alive, I will tell her… .”
‘… It’s just that he’s eaten gully.’
He blushed and shook his head as he saw the knife spitting out the death flag precisely.
“to her?”
I prayed inwardly that I would die comfortably if possible, and waited for his next words.
“I will say goodbye. I think Soon-i from the neighboring village has a bigger heart. Aren’t women breasts? Soon-i runs a bakery, and the breast bone that I see every time I go to buy… .”
He said while spying on Lee Ji-soo, who was standing next to me.
“Turn your eyes away before you dig them out! This is Comrade Aiden’s exclusive breast milk!”
At the sight of Lee Ji-soo, the guy hurriedly turned his gaze.
‘… ?’
I was at a loss for words at the unexpected words.
‘This bastard seems to be alive… .’
The fate of the guy was unpredictable due to a flow different from what was expected.
I was looking forward to a spirited conversation with those who are about to die… .
“Then what about the booth next to the knife? What are you going to do when you return?”
I hurriedly pointed to the guy sitting next to me, digging through the soup.
“I’m Fleece, but… . ah! I plan to see my wife when I get back. The last time I saw you, your stomach was slowly filling up, so you should be full by now.”
‘This is it! This bastard will surely die.’
I nodded my head contentedly at the death flag I couldn’t even avoid.
“Five… Are you pregnant? Congratulations. I would have a decent life if I looked like your wife, not you! ha ha ha!”
“ha ha ha!”
As he patted Booth on the shoulder and laughed, the soldiers next to him hurriedly followed and laughed.
‘After all, I am the best at boosting morale.’
Aiden was satisfied with the warm atmosphere around him and waited for Booth’s next words.
“When I go back… I’ll be full term… I’m thinking of getting rid of that bitch.”
In a booth with a completely different face from a while ago, the surroundings froze in an instant.
‘… ?’
“When I was young, I fell from a tree and injured a ball, so there are no seeds. So I wrapped it all up inside, isn’t this crazy bitch pregnant? So I decided to take responsibility and got married. Just thinking about how that bitch cried at the wedding, she wakes up from her sleep. How funny it is to live in our family living quite well, but a bitch who has no skills and doesn’t know the future… . When I return, I will formally apply for a trial and get rid of that slut… .”
I was at a loss for words once again at the sight of the guy who was spewing out hatred.
I don’t know what the future holds, but somehow I had a feeling that these guys were going to come back alive.
“that… Yes, I hope your plan succeeds. I will do my best to help you come back alive. haha… .”
“After all, the hero of mankind! With the hero, the speed of hell fire is not afraid! ha ha ha!”
‘That’s what I’m afraid of.’
I got up from my seat, waving my hands in a hurry at the sight of them dragging me in out of nowhere.
“Then I’ll just go. Jisoo Lee! Turn your chest!”
“Hey! Your skills have improved a bit! Now it can be done up and down!! Make a death roll!!”
““Wow!”
Among the soldiers mostly composed of men, Lee Ji-soo’s chest rotation was the best to boost morale.
As I turned around to say hello to the clapping guys in excitement, I ran into a woman covered in dirt.
The blonde hair reminiscent of the sun mixed with orange and the large eyes in the densely gathered facial features reminded me of a puppy.
There was a lot of dirt in the white saint’s suit, so it was like a puppy from a walk without a hitch.
The cuteness of the woman was at a level that automatically puts a smile on her face when doubled for her small height.
‘… Did I say that she was a saint of the Sungyo Church?’
I’ve heard stories
Like me, who wanders around to boost the morale of the soldiers, she is busy every day to heal the soldiers.
‘… Yesterday, it was said that a soldier’s stomach upset was also cured.’
She was worthy of a saint in a different sense than Andrea.
“Five… hello! Human hero! It is an honour! Even the human hero visits a soldier’s temple… It must be hard work, but you are amazing!!”
Adherence was quite remarkable, and the woman immediately opened her eyes and gave me a thumbs up.
‘… It’s like a real puppy.’
I smiled unknowingly at that sight, but I felt a sharp force from my side. When I turned my gaze to him, a female paladin standing behind the saint was glaring at me.
‘How dare you stare at the hero of mankind… Pull out those eyes… .’
“that that… Hero! Can you tell me the story of how you caught the dragon?”
I was angry at the rude appearance, but I was awakened by the saint who jumped on the spot like a puppy asking the owner to play.
‘I still have a heart.’
Contrary to her cute appearance, her moderately protruding breasts swayed beautifully in accordance with the movement of the saint.
‘buy… Sado! I finally found another saint!! sun god?! You’re such an unlucky kid who usually ignores me! I’m below because the ground is above?! Even if he gets punished, he’s a totally cheap kid? It’s absolutely delicious! Appetite! Normally, I wanted to raise one cheek, but how tall is he! Because I can’t reach it!! So buy it… .’
The Earth God sighed uncomfortably.
That inconsistent hesitation was unsettling.
‘That bitch of the sun god! Let’s rape! By corrupting the bitch… Let’s make it point earning! It’s spinning around!! tooth… You can treat it! You just have to write it and fix it! right?! That’s what Sado is good at! Let’s give the sun god a shot!’
What are you talking about, you crazy bastard?
I was terrified at the sound of a very excited voice echoing in my head.