“Earth! Where did this crazy bitch go?!”
Above the fluffy clouds, a blonde girl was running around with fever.
At the word ‘Earth Earth God’ that came out of the girl’s mouth, the girls around them nodded their heads and looked away.
This girl wasn’t the first, nor will it be the last, of a god who ran wildly screaming the name of ‘Earth Earth’.
The girl, who had been walking around for a while, blowing fire from her eyes, stopped in front of the luxurious cloud house she had never seen before.
“What… What is this?”
In the first place, where there is nothing to hide from each other, no one has ever built a building where the point goes in with a loud voice.
The girl, who was looking around the building with a frown on her eyes, turned her eyes over at the three letters of ‘Earth Earth God’.
“this… this crazy god!!! Where am I the point?”
The girl pushed the soft cloud door as she ran wildly along the road.
On the floor inside, there were lavish things that I had never seen before.
‘I… They’re all luxury goods!’
The girl nearly fainted when she saw the nearest object.
“uh? it’s the sun god bye!”
When I turned my head to the innocent voice, I saw the cloud god I was familiar with before waving brightly.
‘He… With what point does he do that… ?’
Anxiety was increased by the shining necklace on the cloud god’s neck and the rings on each finger.
‘… In the first place, the cloud bridge will be the weakest?’
“you! Did you come to see the Earth God?”
“… sir?”
It was an implicit rule not to give honorifics to gods that were all equal. Seeing the cloud god who casually gave his honor to the earth god, the sun god felt something was wrong.
“yes! Earth God! come here! I will guide you!”
“… .”
Seeing the cloud god waving his hands brightly, the sun god nodded his head slightly.
‘I wanted to do something with the fat people… It’s going to be like this… .’
There were rumors that the earth god, the sea god, the cloud god, and the wind god were doing something together, but nobody cared because they were usually eccentric kids.
But you even built a building… .
A gurgling sound echoed from the cloud god walking while waving his arms as if dancing.
Upon arriving after the god of clouds, there was a chandelier hanging for the first time.
‘Why are you wearing a chandelier in this place where darkness can’t come? .’
And even the luxury items piled up on the floor.
This room was the pinnacle of luxury.
In the very center of the room, the Earth God was sitting crookedly on a large chair like a human throne.
And the gods attached to it were vigorously rubbing the short limbs of the Earth God.
The moment he saw the face of the earth god who was yawning droopingly, something in the sun god’s head was cut off.
“this… crazy god!! What are you doing!!!”
The sun god rushed to the earth god and grabbed the collar.
The gods attached to the earth god were accustomed to retreating back.
“… what? Are you a sun god? How have you been?”
“well… How have you been?! this crazy god! What are you doing to my saint!!!”
“Your virgin? which?”
At the sight of the shameless Earth God, for a moment, the Sun God doubted his judgment.
‘… You cannot blame the Earth God for what the Earth God’s apostle did. God can’t control the actions of the apostles… .’
The sun god, who was taking a deep breath to calm himself, saw the twisted lips of the earth god.
“ah! I remembered! Are you talking about the kid who put a potato in his mouth and got his apostle stuck like a dog? right? Are you talking about the girl who drips water from her p*ssy just by looking at the potatoes after getting stuck like that? I thought you were a prostitute… , are you your virgin?”
The sun god was momentarily dazed at the harsh, low-key words that came out of the earth god’s mouth.
‘… Becoming a god, what kind of words.’
In such a shock, the sun god forgot his answer and just opened his mouth and stared blankly at the brown girl in front of him.
“Is that right? hey… Sun god.”
“… Yes?”
Unlike before, the voice of the sun god became smaller due to the attitude of the earth god, who had the same momentum. The Earth God’s eyes gleamed as he watched the sun-god withdrawn.
The earth god grabbed the sun god’s dazzling hair and pulled him closer. The sun god was dragged away without even the slightest resistance.
“… The sun is over and you can’t contact the saint anymore?”
The sun god’s golden eyes widened at the whisper of the earth god.
“Our apostle… Do female corruptions work really well? None of the things stuck in my Apostle have left their minds… . Huh… But our sun god can’t even contact me… .”
The sun god’s head was complicated by the voice of the earth god that seemed to tickle him.
‘I don’t know when the next saint’s contest will be… . If Jishin Dae wins this selection… .’
The sun god rolled his eyes and looked around the cloud house. I had no idea how much went into it, but if I even had a house like this, the victory of the Earth God was certain.
‘Because no matter how stupid I was, I wouldn’t have put all the points I had in my house… If the spare points are enough to buy a house… .’
The sun god’s head turned quickly.
“… Don’t you wonder how many potatoes will fit in your virgin’s p*ssy?”
Again, the vulgar words that came out of the earth god’s mouth interrupted the sun god’s thoughts.
“that… Why are you putting it there?”
“Because… That’s fun, isn’t it? As an added bonus, I give you points.”
The Earth God who twisted the corners of his mouth as he looked at himself was beautiful like a goddess, but his smile was just like the devil he had seen in the old Shinma Wars.
“ah… that… that is.”
“uh? Are you still standing?”
The sun god did not understand the earth god’s words.
“Are you curious too? How many will fit in that innocent saint’s p*ssy?”
I saw the surrounding gods kneeling in the gaze of the sun god, who was distracted by the vulgar words of the earth god.
Power entered the small hand of the Earth God who grabbed his shoulder.
“So… Tell me.”
“What… what?”
The gods couldn’t influence each other, so the earth god holding his shoulder should not feel anything, but the sun god’s shoulder seemed to be getting heavier.
The weight of the sun god’s knees gradually bent.
“Am I the prize to be a kidney?”
At last, looking at the knee of the sun god that touched the ground, the earth god smiled politely.
***
“Amy Abbey exploded Demon King!”
““The Demon King who exploded Amy Abbey!”
At the sight of the hero jumping among the demons without hesitation while spitting out the slogan of politeness, Adela’s bottom trembled.
Divine power erupted from behind the hero and fluttered like a cloak of light. That figure was a true hero to save the continent.
Adela felt proud of the hero who seemed to have gotten stronger and fixed the relic.
‘oh… .’
Adela hastily wiped the blood on the tip of the relic.
Yesterday’s incident was so painful that it reminded Adela of death, and it was so embarrassing that her face was about to explode, but she was able to overcome it.
‘maybe… The sun god must have helped.’
Adela, who expressed her gratitude by drawing a small cross, took a breath to calm her strangely hot body.
‘… Still, I have to do it.’
Watching the hero slaughtering demons with an even more ferocious momentum, Adela made up her own mind. If she could suffer and save others, Adela could overcome it.
“… Are you okay?”
Seeing the commander of the Holy Knights asking anxiously from the side, Adela smiled softly.
“yes. Everyone has to do their best.”
“… All right.”
The commander of the Holy Knights frowned at Adela’s words, which he did not understand, and drew his sword.
Adela felt the trustworthiness of the Holy Knight Commander and slowly raised her divine power.
‘… Divinity has increased Also, the sun god… .’
With the increased divine power, Adela realized that her prediction was correct. My stomach was itching a bit more.
“My… Please save me.”
“I have a child in my hometown!”
“Uh-huh- God… .”
Struggling to hold back the tears of the dying life around her, Adela moved on.
Perhaps thanks to yesterday’s penance, the increased divine power allowed more people to be saved than before.
‘… I can do it. It can be helpful.’
As she held the soldier’s hand to express her gratitude, Adela made her resolve. Today, Adela will go to the ascetic herself. for the continent.
“Useless years.”
Something quickly passed by Adela’s side and whispered. When Adela turned her head in surprise, she saw Hermei, who could easily slaughter demons.
Apparently, even at a young age, Hermei’s power was growing rapidly.
Hermei followed the hero and plunged deep among the demons.
Up until the last battle, he was a boy who was swearing at a single demon, but now he easily led the battle against the stronger demons.
Adela tilted her head at the incomprehensible talent, then hurriedly moved to the sound of a moan from the side.
A small wet potato fell under Adela’s robe, which was moving quickly, and rolled on the ground.
***
‘… I have really increased my divinity.’
He grabbed the sword, kicking his tongue at the increased divine power he had had s*x with an innocent saint.
The power of God is what kind of copulation… .
‘Still, it was quite fun.’
Adela, a white paper, was free to paint any color she wanted. No matter what color I picked up, Adela, who had no knowledge, accepted it with a noble expression.
The terrible smell emanating from the open demon’s snout woke me from my thoughts.
Hundreds of sharp teeth lingered in the devil’s round pouch, reminiscent of the mouth of a water bottle.
The quality of the demon has risen significantly compared to the previous battle, but it was not yet at a level that would pose a threat to me. It was easier to deal with the increased divine power rather than before.
‘… Why are they sending troops sequentially? If it were me, I would have gathered them all at once.’
He kicked the ground to escape the black blood that spewed from the demon’s torn snout.
[…] So was I too. Sending sequentially seems to be characteristic of demons. Thanks to you, I died at the hands of the Demon King.]
Don’t say anything ominous.
“female… Hero.”
“For the continent.”
A soldier protruding from the ship of the one who had just been cut looked up at me and said in a weeping voice.
‘eww… It must be sticky.’
Then I raised the salute a little and moved deeper to build up the points again.
‘Because I have to pay for the virgin’s virginity… .’
I was not tired of the divine power radiating out, and I continued to swing my sword.
“priest! Too deep!”
When I woke up to the sound of a call, my surroundings were full of demons. He seemed excited about the point and went too deep.
It wasn’t dangerous to be surrounded by f*cking demons, but a playful sense of humor was activated by Kiana’s urgent voice.
“… Aww! private residence!!”
“priest!!”
Kiana stood in front of me before the playful screams were over. Like a goddess of war, Kiana, whose sublime and beauty had reached its peak, looked at me with concern in her eyes.
‘… You didn’t even see it?’
I lightly stepped on my confidence, which was brimming with Kiana’s power. It wasn’t for nothing that Kate sent me to the Demon King without any worries.
Aww!!
“Kyahahahahahaha!!!”
There was a loud roar, and dozens of demons soared into the air. Seeing Vicky smiling with excitement underneath it, I slowly lowered the tip of my sword.
“it’s okay?! priest?!”
As Kiana took a step towards me, the demons all around me disappeared in an instant, creating a small vacant lot.
… I didn’t even see a sword strike.
‘Shake. Did you do it in moderation on purpose to raise my spirit?’
All of a sudden, I remembered myself, saying that I am the best when it comes to demons.
“priest? What’s up?”
Kiana approached me and asked with a worried expression as she checked my face and arms.
I swallowed dry saliva at the mess around me and glanced at Kiana’s sword.
There was not a single drop of black blood on Kiana’s sword.
“I just suddenly wanted to see the beautiful sister-in-law’s face.”
“What… What is it, Priest!”
Quickly blushing at my words, Kiana gently pinched my cheek and turned around.
“… If you are tired, you can rest, Priest. Because Vicky and I are enough.”
Kiana, who smiled slightly while holding her sword, was more beautiful and reassuring than anyone else.
“Hey hahaha!! the best! best!”
Vicky, seen behind Kiana, grabbed the demon’s snout and ripped it apart with ease. The look was reassuring in a different way.
“… The wives work, but the husband can’t play. ah… The brother-in-law is just a bitch.”
“priest! You decided to call it that only when the two of us were together!”
Kiana’s face inside the helmet turned red as if it was about to explode in an instant. Kiana was very responsive when teased.
“ruler! The best bitch in the empire! Go out!”
“… priest!!”
When he shouted while hitting Kiana’s armour’s buttocks, Kiana stared at him for a moment with a blushing face, and then disappeared in an instant.
And after a while, the demons on the side where Kiana disappeared were split into very small pieces.
‘… Kiana will be here today.’
He nodded his head as he looked at the demons that had been shredded in pieces as if he had expressed his anger.
“Hero!! I’m here too!”
Behind the missing Kiana, Hermes appeared, covered in black blood.
‘… He’s gotten pretty strong too. The speed is much faster than you think?’
The power of the boy, whose eyes twinkled as if he was looking at an idol, was measured by the crowd.
Clearly, the guy who had been stingy up until the last battle has now become quite a name.
It was an incomprehensible speed of growth, but it was a good thing for the first time.
‘… After all, there is no motive for a teenage boy to be more naked than a beautiful woman.’
Perhaps the s*x education I gave you yesterday promoted the growth of the adolescent boy.
If that abnormal growth rate was maintained, it was sure to be of great help when dealing with the Demon King in the near future.
I already had enough power, but the more useful cards I have, the better.
‘If Abdullah’s naked body grows that much… If you look at Kiana’s nakedness or the ruined breasts of Vicky, the best bitch in the empire, it’s sure to be a great force for the Continental Union.’
“How dare this catch!!!”
The boy who approached my troubled back cut off the devil without hesitation. The movement was a bit disappointing, but the sharpness of the sword made up for him.
‘… I can give you a bit of a look. Nothing else, though.’
I was looking forward to seeing Kiana trying to die of shame because it looked naked to a young boy to be stabbed like a dog in me. Vicky wouldn’t mind.
I ended my worries about the loyalty in the eyes of the boy who cut down the devil and looked up at me again.
The boy with the most normal and excellent growth rate among the people I’ve met so far claims to be my own limb, but if he doesn’t take it, he’s clearly an asshole.
“Come to my place later this evening.”
“Ugh… !! All right!! I will do my best to serve you!!”
“And here you have to step away from me and collect points.”
“yes! Hero!! See you later!!”
Realizing my intentions, the teenage boy nodded in excitement, and vanished among the demons.
The demons on the side where the boy disappeared were clumsy, but split in half.
‘… But what do you mean?’
He moved his sword, expressing his doubts at the last words of the strangely caught man.
The devil, who was holding the soldiers in dozens of hands, did not let go of the soldiers out of greed, so my sword was cut in half.
Of course, it wouldn’t make much difference if you put the soldiers there.
“For the continent.”
He spoke as seriously as possible to the gaze of the soldiers who had fallen to the ground and moved.
It was the back of a very cool hero.
[Hmmm… .]
“Chuno Breath!!”
“Wah eh-.”
“this… What the hell are you going to do to a child!”
I tried to ignore Lee Ji-soo’s roaring voice from afar.
***
Jisoo Lee headed to Aiden’s tent to post a report on the Golden Wives.
There was a fairly detailed list in the report that had to be uploaded every day, but Lee Ji-soo kept him thoroughly.
‘Once with the amount of semen… coloring… Sleeping or not… urine taste… That’s too many.’
Lee Ji-soo opened Aiden’s tent while recalling the complicated list.
However, the scenery inside the tent was completely different from what Lee Ji-soo expected.
Somehow, one cub was lying naked on the desk, buttocks up. He wasn’t much different from the usual Aiden’s tent, but the problem was that it was up to the Ganna chicks to be absent.
“Hero… All preparations are complete.”
Ganna cub muttered with excitement and lowered her hand to her hip.
Seeing the ugly appearance in front of him, Jisoo narrowed her eyes and quickly recalled the Golden Wives rules of conduct in her head.
Recalling the last question, Jisoo Lee pulled out the silver gun she had put between her chest without hesitation for a moment.
“Gay.”
bang.
Lee Ji-soo’s silver muzzle ignited the fire of revolution.