My Life in Prison – 1
The prison was worth living. Saying this makes me feel like a criminal who gave up everything, so it’s subtle, but it’s really worth it.
When you hear the word dungeon, a cold and damp image naturally comes to mind. However, the place I was supposed to stay for five days looked like an ordinary, normal room, except for the barbed wire instead of a door. The furniture was so good that it felt like it had been replaced.
It was worth living as long as you didn’t recognize that it was a prison. Yes, unless you recognize it.
“No. 2781. Four meals have arrived.”
Unfortunately, it was impossible thanks to someone in front of me. No matter how hard I tried not to recognize it, I couldn’t turn away.
“Have you come again?”
“Isn’t a precious subordinate in a cold prison? Even if he ate something good alone, it doesn’t look like he ate it.”
That’s bullsh*t. It is clear that I would have drank from the bottle, taking advantage of my confinement.
In fact, the minister pushed a box towards me with a brighter face than ever. He’s damned how long he’s been locked up, he’s already fed up.
I want to yell at you to get rid of that ugly thing right away, but if you cause a disturbance in the prison, the detention period will be extended as a shameful crime. Tears come out even after five days, but it cannot be increased.
‘A person who knows everything.’
And what I know, the minister knows. I know you will be visiting with such enthusiasm.
“Are you impressed?”
I bit my lip at those words.
“Are you impressed?”
Anyway, even if I went crazy in the past, it was clear that I was a crazy bastard. I went around doing things like I do now.
Yeah, now that I think about it, putting four meals on the first day crossed the line. I should put it on the last day in moderation.
“Jeongmul Geumseupneud…”
Is it because it is a world where God exists? It is a world in which the clearing of karma is too certain.
***
I have never been this satisfied since becoming minister. I have the confidence to go to work without any complaints for the next five years.
‘Is it like this?’
When I saw the sinner gnashing his teeth in front of my eyes, a sense of satisfaction rose from the depths of my heart.
The obstacle of iron bars, the inferior status of the opponent as a sinner, and the situation where you can make fun of one-sidedly. It’s a feeling you’ve never felt before.
At the time I was detained, I can understand now that this bastard ran and wrote his final words.
‘I wondered what the hell he was doing.’
When I heard that he wrote a poem to make fun of me, I thought he was crazy. I wondered if I had lost my mind because I was in charge of a serious job at a young age.
But this guy was right. If you can enjoy this situation, you are willing to accept it. Even if he is on probation, he is forced to do it after much thought, but it is only about one letter of resignation.
“Take it for now. It’s food you won’t be able to eat for a while.”
I put the box I was holding through the gap. If I had grown up a little, I wouldn’t have been able to put it in, but as a person who has been there, I don’t make that mistake.
“No, at least five days!”
“It’s not like that.”
When Carl received the box that came over the crack, he shouted out in anger, but he lightly refuted.
What’s the use of coming out in five days? At this moment, isn’t it important to be locked up and unable to come out to society?
“The weather is cold, so be careful. It would be sad if you caught a cold in prison.”
This advice was given with sincerity, but this guy who didn’t even know how to thank me just trembled.
It doesn’t matter though. It contained ridicule as much as it contained sincerity, so it was exactly the reaction I wanted.
“Then let’s go. Take care, number 2781.”
I deliberately mentioned the prisoner number and turned around. No matter how detained it is for five days, a nominal prisoner is a prisoner.
This number 2781 will follow forever even after he is released. Because I still can’t forget the number 1276 that I called for a week.
‘Was the sky this clear?’
When he got out of prison, he looked up at the sky and was greeted by a clear sky.
I can’t help it. It would be disrespectful to Ennen not to celebrate a day like this.
Today is a dinner party.
***
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Nothing happened after the minister visited twice. Nothing happened after the minister visited twice.
It’s important. He said it twice. He was less shocked because he expected the minister to come from the first day, but it was too painful for him to come twice with food.
He knew he’d get hit, but he didn’t expect to hit it consecutively. Please keep the cooldown period.
‘I skipped today.’
I lay down on the bed, calming my sobbing heart, which would have been sobbing if my tear glands were running.
Okay, I just skipped today. The Minister’s mental attack was too powerful, but still no one but the Minister came. It’s to the point where I wonder if I refused to visit them for no reason.
But the problem starts tomorrow. Rumors must have spread since a day has passed since I was detained, and since tomorrow is the weekend, it is time for people to relax.
‘…Shall we extend it for one more day?’
For a moment, I seriously contemplated whether to extend the refusal to visit.
Of course, if I did that, I’d say, ‘What the hell did that bastard do, so I can’t even visit you?’ Although it is impossible because the same rumors will spread. Damn it, it wouldn’t be unfair if he came in because he had committed a serious crime.
“Chief Inspector.”
While staring blankly at the ceiling, I heard a voice calling me. What, are there any other visitors?
As I hurriedly got up, I saw a guard standing awkwardly outside the cage.
“I came here to see if there was any inconvenience.”
Oh, no big deal.
I wondered if it was another visitor or the minister’s three-year-old, but luckily it wasn’t both. I don’t want to see anyone else today…
“It’s okay. You don’t have to worry about it.”
He waved his hand at the guard and said. There is nothing inconvenient in the room, and although it is a bit annoying, the minister also provided food for me, so I have no regrets.
In the first place, it only comes out after five days, but I don’t like this, and it’s ugly to whine about fixing that. What are you proud of being here? You are so confident in prison.
At such a reaction, the prison guard bowed several times before leaving and leaving a message to tell me if there was anything uncomfortable.
‘Gam Cance.’
It’s a crazy idea, but I even thought about it at the moment. Seeing the guard treat me so warmly, I get confused whether I’m in prison or where I’m staying.
But what can I do? From the prisoner’s point of view, it must be difficult to treat me as a prisoner.
‘I must have been like that too.’
If you were deprived of the position of inspector general, or if you were detained for a year at least, the guards would have treated you like FM.
But five days in prison? It’s a punishment for everyone to see. I’ll be right back to work when my detention is over. How can you treat such a person like a prisoner?
In a way, that jailer is a victim comparable to me. He was just working hard, and all of a sudden he’s managing a mogul.
‘Was he the guard when he was the minister?’
A guard who managed the minister and department chief. It is an achievement that makes the heart magnificent just by imagining it.
Of course, it doesn’t matter if it’s grand or petty. There’s nothing I can do for the guard outside. Just being quiet helps.
And when night fell, the guard came back with a blanket full.
“It’s quite cold in the basement. Heating is difficult, but even like this…”
“Okay, thank you.”
I nodded to the guard as he spoke in a cold sweat. Refusing to do so would put a burden on the guards.
Even if I’m quiet, my existence itself is a nuisance to you.
‘Sorry…’
I’ll even send you a present when you’re released.
Day 2 of prison life. The first thing I saw when I woke up was the guard who came to greet me in the morning. Anyone who sees it will think it’s in a mansion, not a prison.
“It’s an excessive punishment compared to the mistake of the inspector general, but what can I do, there are no exceptions in national law. I’ll let you know so that you don’t have any inconveniences while living.”
Looking at the guard lowering his head, I remembered what the prince had said in the office. How the hell did you tell me that the jailer changed his job to a butler, you bastard?
A pitiful victim suffering because of the crown prince. Thinking so, I felt pity for myself. I will definitely send you a present.
‘I wonder if moving to another department is a gift.’
Anyway, nothing happened except for the guard who visited from time to time.
Sometimes in prison, I heard that the hot-blooded brothers and sisters of the convicts fight with their whole bodies to prepare for an extension of their prison terms.
I don’t know if that’s really going to happen in the first place. What kind of crazy guy enjoys the present with his future as collateral?
‘It’s me.’
Surprisingly, that crazy guy was me. I wouldn’t have been detained if I hadn’t written a letter of appreciation to the minister for teabagging.
There was no difference between the prisoner and me. He found out what he didn’t want to know.
“Hey, Chief Inspector?”
“Well, even if they say there’s nothing uncomfortable.”
While he was realizing his own identity, the jailer approached him again.
You said you would call me if you really needed something, but I came again. It’s not like such a respectable person is deliberately ignoring it, is it because of the crown prince?
What the hell did you say? I’m afraid of everything
“That’s not the case, a request for a visit came in.”
“Ah.”
I almost inadvertently closed my eyes with the feeling that something had come.
First of all, I am not a minister. The minister said, ‘It’s the job of the Ministry of Finance!’ Because he came in without asking for my consent. You did it yesterday, so there’s no law saying you shouldn’t do it today.
Unless you’re a minister…
‘Who are you?’
There are more candidates than expected. First of all, the deputy director and section manager alone are five, and if the fourth section is included, the number is six.
Ah, maybe they came as a group. It would be convenient for them too.
“It’s still morning, but it’s early. Who’s here?”
“That’s-“
At the lightly thrown words, the guard couldn’t answer properly and only looked around.
…I realized it instinctively. First of all, it is not an inspection department.
“I am Mr. Majong, Your Excellency…”
Ah.
The moment ‘Can you tell me that I don’t exist?’ The word rose to the top of my throat.
Where is the prisoner if he’s not in prison, madman?