I am a civil servant – 2
The chief princess, who was kidnapped by the devil called the minister, escaped and returned home on her own.
“I’m here.”
“Are you here? You finished earlier than last time.”
“Your old man must have lost some strength. So, you should be moderately hot.”
While I was answering the deputy chief’s words, the four section chiefs who were sitting with the deputy chief tried to get up, and I shook my hand and made them sit back.
“Ah, that’s okay. Why don’t you stand up?”
“The minister gives me a joint instead, but I have to do this much.”
“Bastard, wake up right now.”
Chief 2 who provokes the manager and the manager who counterattacks and tries to suppress him with power. There is no such thing as a gag board, but each of them sat in their seats, giggling as if they were familiar with each other. Five who bowed after I sat in the seat of honor at the end. I nodded and checked the people gathered in the seat. Deputy Chief, Section 1, Section 2, Section 3, Section 5. Alright, we’re all together.
“Now, dear slaves. We are very sorry to have gathered like this, even though we are close to work time.”
“I have a date, is it urgent?”
“With those words, you’re on duty.”
“f*ck.”
I opened my mouth for nothing, but when the second section sank, I held a document in my hand and shook it. The culprit who called me to the minister’s office, and the reason why I shouted for an executive buster call right before work. I don’t know how many times I’ve suppressed the urge to tear it up on the way.
“Can you see?”
“I don’t know anything else, but I can see the minister’s post.”
“What is it about? It’s been a while since all the executives got together.”
“The work of those who stole the manager’s precious two hours.”
A document thrown with a poof. As if representing my twisted heart, I danced in the air and landed exactly in the middle of the table. Only then did the executives, who were able to confirm the contents, looked awkwardly at each other as if they had promised each other. The conductor let out a guttural sigh, and the section chiefs cleared their throats or glared at the dust particles floating in the air as best they could to avoid eye contact with me.
“Who led the turn of Count Yorun?”
I muttered in a low voice while admiring the tail. That look is like ‘I’ll see if you tell me the truth now.’ It was like a parent giving an ultimatum.
“I… I did.”
Chief 3 cautiously raised his hand, and I responded with a gentle smile to the sinner who confessed without hesitation.
“You listen while driving your head.”
“Yes…”
Of course, it’s a fact that everyone knows that people don’t really care if they respond to an ultimatum. But if you don’t respond and hold on, everyone will also know that you can’t really handle it after that. Section 3 swallowed tears and got up from his seat and put his head on the floor.
It was officially led by Section 3, but in reality, all of the Section Chiefs attacked and tore it up. I know that fact, so I glared at the chiefs with hot eyes and sighed.
“Our dear slaves. Our job is to play the role of a hunting dog, but if we really carelessly bite anyone, then we can call them not slaves, but dear bastards.”
The department I lead, the Inspection Department under the Imperial Treasury Department. Officially an institution that can wield unrestricted power, with only the Minister of Finance and the Emperor as the highest commanding officers.
And the name by which it is called in public is, as just mentioned, the hound. A group of lunatics who monitor the flow of money, keep an eye on the empire’s budget for even a single coin, and blow up the earthenware pot as soon as an illegal movement is detected.
The authority of the Inspection Department was so great that it was said that it would be okay to place such an institution under the Minister of Finance rather than directly under the emperor.
And due to its great power, if you designate the wrong target to bite, it will explode from all directions as if you’ve been waiting for it.
“This time, Count Yorun’s hand and limbs were suddenly cut off, and it’s been quite a while since they flew together.”
“It’s unfortunate.”
“The Golden Ball expressed concern to the Minister about that.”
“…….”
The conductor who opened his mouth after being silent was startled at the word golden ball and then glared at the 3rd section chief who was hammering his head. He knew that one of the counts was destroyed because he had wrongly designated the target, but he must have known by now that it was connected to the Golden Ball. If I had known, the deputy chief would have sacrificed the chiefs before the minister summoned me.
“…If so, what would Golden Ball…?”
“You know that man is crazy about money, right? Rather than punishing those responsible, there should be financial compensation.”
“I have secured a list of families competing with the Golden Ball faction. Which section should I take over?”
“Lesson 3.”
At those words, Section 3, who was becoming one with the floor, woke up. My eyes glaring at him weren’t pretty yet, but what can I do? Lesson 3 is perfect for this kind of thing.
“Should I clean up the poop myself?”
“Yes, yes, of course.”
“Golden Ball isn’t the type to worry too much about losing money, so do your best.”
“I will never forget this and be careful.”
“Okay, let’s go.”
Chief 3 bowed his head and quickly left the manager’s office just in case he caught it again. There are many times when I see a guy with a clumsy body and a lot of muscles, so I wonder if his stats were taken on agility. Does it have less wind resistance because it has no head?
“Be careful with the rest. If something like this happens again, be prepared for being blown up in the air.”
And then shook his hand and cheered. Managers who were restless were able to escape only then. Perhaps, when they arrive at each office, the snarling will begin. However, if you know something, if you do your job well, there will be no such thing.
When I first took office, everyone was careful of falling leaves and checked business documents several times before proceeding, but lately things have fallen out, I’m not nervous, and I don’t like the way things are handled…
“This sh*t.”
“Why is that?”
“No, it reminded me of the past.”
The conductor, who was on the verge of leaving, looked back at my voice and sent me back with a smile. And he was startled at himself for naturally-brained thoughts.
4 Years of civil service life have ruined the green self like this…! Now I’m 21 years old, what a dark evolution to think in the next few decades!
‘Shall I blow it up with a real budget?’
Then, sure, his life as a civil servant would end, but his life would also come to an end. No matter how strong the family is, the fact that the director of the inspection department embezzles the budget is a sense of filial piety.
I was possessed at best, and the death penalty due to embezzlement is too ugly no matter how much I think about it. I didn’t hold out until now to get that kind of ending.
When I looked back at the window at the back, the sun had already gone down. The meeting ended faster than expected, but maybe it was because it was convened right before work in the first place, and it went beyond work time in that short amount of time.
With this, today has become a ‘day of re-achievement of failing to leave work for 40 days in a row’. Who should I share this joy with…
Perhaps it was an issue related to workmanship, but the situation ended smoothly thanks to the tearful asshole show of Section 3 and the voluntary cooperation of other divisions that were numb. There was also a hint from the minister that the Golden Ball was satisfied with sending away about four families that competed with the Golden Ball faction this time.
I was only measuring the timing of when to blow it, but now that I have a reason to blow it, is there anything rough? It was to the point where I felt a sense of rhythm and excitement when I saw and heard how he blew away his nemesis of a lifetime. Why did the good kids do that?
“…So, some of the property seized this time was handed over to Count Yorun. I washed it several times before handing it over, so there will be no problems later.”
A few days later, the meeting was held again and they applauded and applauded the satisfactory results. Yes, my kids do it well.
“As expected, Section 3’s brilliant intelligence is always admirable.”
“Director, you said in the past that you wanted to get rid of that bastard’s head, which was so f*cking shiny.”
“Maw.”
“Huh…”
I resolutely cut off the words of section 1 who interrupted without notice. We do not forgive any reactionaries who try to destroy the trust and friendship between superiors and subordinates!
Chief 1’s sudden internal disclosure, Chief 2’s giggling while gently brushing his thick hair with his hand, Section 3’s shiny hair quietly, and Section 5’s gazing at his intellect. Section chief 3 shuddered and shook his teeth at the unexpected cooking.
Chief of Section 1, who provided the cause, tilted his head as if he did not understand why Section 3 looked like that. It’s more deadly because it’s not malicious.
The topic of the meeting seems to be gradually drifting to ‘Since when did section 3 go bald?’, So I tapped the table a few times to focus my attention.
“Stop teasing the kid who came from work.”
“Didn’t you just talk about the manager and the 1st section manager? We didn’t say anything?”
“Pungseongchung is a joke to bald people by itself.”
“Hey, I didn’t know that.”
“Well…”
Oops, I ran more than stopped.
“Anyway, Section 3 had a hard time. But you know you were lucky this time, right?”
“Yes, well, the materials necessary for the operation were prepared, so we were able to proceed quickly.”
“Not that. If you got caught by the duke anyway, the golden ball is better.”
“Ah.”
As if agreeing, Section 3 nodded as well. It’s best not to get involved with dukes, but if you do get involved, golden balls are the best. Among the five dukes of the empire, the one closest to a normal person is the Golden Ball. The other four weren’t really human puppies in many different ways.
“Don’t worry, I’ll take the lead in dedicating it to the duke when it comes to a section involving other dukes.”
“Eh, are you really worried?”
“If you twist it, move it to another department. If you can.”
I can hear you muttering, “You f*cking bastard,” But it doesn’t matter. Because I often curse at ministers.
Of course, I don’t do it where I can hear it. Section 2. You are on duty today.