35 – The prettiest in the world
Lancia held the blue sea in her eyes and opened her mouth like an idiot.
“Wow! Kwiik-?!”
As soon as she got out of her car, she grabbed the scruff of Lancia’s neck as she tried to run towards the sea without a moment’s hesitation.
After her grotesque scream, her lanciaga grabbed her by the neck and glared at me fiercely as she caek-keek, but I glared at her with her pitiful eyes.
Is it your fault?
“Where are you going to get in without changing clothes, let alone warming up?”
I’m already starting to wonder what trouble it would be if I took you around wet, but it’s not until I change into a swimsuit.
“Huh, I suffered from motion sickness. Is this what it is?”
“Hey Sia, her sister has a hard time driving, is that so?”
“What’s so hard about driving…”
“Lancia.”
“Huh!”
Lancia whined at her body, but she finally jerked her head away as if she had pouted.
We haven’t arrived yet.
“Anyway, we have to get back on board and go to the accommodation we booked.”
“Eh, didn’t you arrive?”
“I put it up here for a while to catch my breath. The view is nice and the sky is pretty.”
As if frustrated by my answer, Duna let out a small laugh at Lancia’s ridiculous appearance as she stretched her shoulders.
It’s a pity that you couldn’t even see the view because you were in a state of fascination after getting sick as if you were going to collapse any moment, so I built it out of consideration, but I didn’t expect you to like it this much.
“Ugh, I don’t want to ride.”
“Burn before being forced to burn?”
Looking at me raising her mana, Lancia smiled.
As I stride closer, she shakes her head and slips away.
It looked like a cornered hamster, and I felt mischievous without even realizing it.
“Leave it behind.”
“Oh no!”
“Then please take your seat.”
“No!”
It seems that this happened during the previous carriage trip, but how did you ride this guy back then? Udon forced him to ride.
Udon, even though you were an idiot who slept naked and had a screw missing somewhere, you were a really useful companion.
It was after I started being captured by Udon. It was to resist Udon that Lancia started using her 2nd level body enhancement while simultaneously controlling her divine power and divine arts.
So, a saintess with such superpowers was born.
Even if I make contact and suppress the divine power with magical power, I can see the future in which I will be subdued in reverse thanks to the body strengthening buff that has already been activated.
Doona seemed to have no intention of helping, just looking at us with a soft smile on her lips.
I’m not playing.
“Then, let the old man teleport you!”
“I have to be there once, I can teleport.”
“Then you can come back when the man arrives and picks me up.”
“What a waste of time and a waste of magic.”
“Think about it, you don’t want to waste your time here, and I don’t want to get sick anymore. So, why don’t we teleport to our mutual advantage?”
“You…”
“Wish, I will grant your wish! Yes? Please!!”
Lancia began to persuade me eagerly, her eyes twinkling.
Doing such an inefficient thing? He insists on just getting in a car and going to the sea for no reason.
This is what I’m going to tell you to teleport and go back when you go home later.
I don’t like that, so I’ll definitely decline here.
“I don’t need it.”
“Huh, can’t I?”
“Absolutely not.”
Lancia was crying, she looked at me sadly, but I firmly shook her head.
Then, this time it was Doona’s turn to step out.
“Shaya, will you cook delicious ramen when unnie arrives?”
“I’m not even a child, do you think I’m going to fall for that?!”
Lancia gnashed her teeth at Doona’s lithe voice, as if gently soothing a child.
It looks like you’ve already lost half of your eyes, but I hope you can start by wiping the drool from your mouth before speaking.
“It’s Sia’s favorite jjajang ramen?”
“…Really?”
“Yes, I’ll add eggs and cheese and boil it deliciously.”
“A lot of crab eggs and cheese?”
“Yes, lots of cheese. Now, sister, shall we hold hands and get into the car?”
“Yes.”
Lancia opened her mouth wide, grabbed her Doona’s hand, and chugged her steps toward her parked car.
The appearance of her back was no different from that of a child who was fooled by her parents’ white lies and taken to her dentist.
“You’re a child.”
Where is that? I’m 22 years old, I’m 7 years old.
She has an unbelievable personality in the saintess mode she sometimes shows, but her love for me is sincere, so it was difficult to argue with her.
It seems that her mental age has degenerated while living on Earth, but wouldn’t it matter because she’s cute?
“Sol, don’t be bruised and ride quickly!”
“Mister, quickly!”
“Go, go!”
I immediately got into the car at the urging of the two who called me from inside the car.
The car we rode on drove another 20 minutes to arrive at the large, white, two-story building. In addition to the parking lot, I laughed out loud when I checked the basketball court located on the corner of the building.
The three of us are barely staying, so I wonder if this pension was reserved? I had expected at least a hotel, so I couldn’t help but laugh.
How much did you spend?
“I must have spent a lot of money.”
“This is the price of gum.”
There was no bluff in Doona’s carefree answer as she moved her luggage.
That’s what I sincerely think.
“I told you to keep going to college, but why the hell did you enroll when you have so much money?”
“I’m bored.”
“Uh, um.”
If that answer comes back, I have nothing to say.
“Why? Now, do you realize that you’ve seduced a really great woman?”
“Yeah, I realized it, so don’t even think about making fun of me.”
Doona put down the ice box she was holding and grabbed my hand with a smirk.
I don’t know how to describe this, but for real, I just swipe my hand down in a creepy way, slipping my pods between my fingers in a sticky motion.
It was as if I could see blazing flames in Duna’s eyes as she looked at me.
I swallowed dry saliva on the spot, not even thinking about fixing my dripping glasses.
“What are you two doing! Let’s go to the sea, to the sea!”
Lancia, who appeared with a wide smile on her face, came in between us at just the right moment, so she let go of her hand naturally.
I couldn’t help but feel sorry for him, but I still laughed at the feeling of getting out of the dangerous situation.
“Mister?”
“Let’s unpack and change clothes.”
“Hurry up!”
“Stay still.”
Lancia urged me on, packed up the things nearby, and disappeared into her pension.
You really just decided to come and play. Well, I’m glad you look so happy.
“Then, since we’ve almost finished packing, we’ll change our clothes and go out. Sol, please wait a moment.”
“Okay.”
Carrying the rest of my luggage, I waved appropriately to Doona as she walked towards the pension, I also packed a swimsuit, and changed clothes in the car.
When she went to kill the demon lord, she took turns in the carriage and changed her clothes, but when she remembered the hardships that came to her mind, she felt dirty.
For the time being, things related to wagons seemed to be unsightly.
When I changed into a swimsuit and looked down at my body, I could see scars all over my body.
There were cuts across the chest, scars on the side and lower left abdomen that looked like they were torn or stabbed, and small scars on both arms and legs, showing off their presence.
Even on the invisible back, there are probably many scars from stabs and cuts here and there.
Oh, if I go to the beach, I think people will pay attention in a very bad way.
If I had a tattoo to cover up my scars, I felt like I would have to fill in the whole body.
“We’re here!”
“Uncle!”
Examining the scars, is it okay to go to the beach as it is?
While I was worried, two people in swimsuits were running towards me with wide smiles on their faces.
Doona had a ponytail in her flimsy black bikini the other day under her white robe.
And there was something mature and strange about the leather necklace I was wearing around my neck.
On the contrary, Lancia was wearing a white base with less exposure, a leotard swimsuit and a pareo tied around her waist, in a contradictory outfit that coexisted with a voluptuous female body and an innocent feeling.
If we go together, I really think I can’t stand it.
“How are you?”
“Will you compliment your wives on how beautiful they are?”
“We’re not married yet.”
If you’re going to get married, make an ID card and talk to me.
“Not yet?”
“Isn’t that still?”
I let out a clumsy smile and laugh at the two of them, clinging to either side of me with a mischievous smile and crossing their arms.
Yes, not yet.
“You two are the prettiest in the world, to the extent that I want to see only me, locking myself up next to me for the rest of my life.”
“I like being hurt.”
“You’re the coolest man in the world!”
I started walking toward the beach with a big smile at the characteristic answer that well represented the two’s tendencies.
First of all, since my appearance is so vicious, I don’t think anyone will talk to me carelessly.
Comforting that he had found a new use for his scars, which had been the stigma of hardship, he slowed down his walking speed a bit.
I wanted to spend more time with the two of them.