106 – Satisfaction Survey
“You know. When does he turn into a game?”
Buffing her origami crane gives her a question she can’t answer.
“… Huh? Go, suddenly?”
“It’s almost a year now. I put on a lot of buffs every day… I was wondering when that would change.”
…
That’s…
“No! Hee hee. Someday it will change Zephyros’ wings, Iguros’ hooves…”
The demon king finishes buffing the paper crane with a bright expression.
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“What is this?”
I was eating cookies sent by Geumdong and Dorothy in the living room when the demon king handed me this kind of paper and pen.
“Kee hee hee. I had to check if you guys are doing well, so I worked hard at dawn. Shouldn’t you always put your customers’ needs first?”
You’re copying the satisfaction survey at the back of the magazine.
“This sounds like fun! Am I being honest?”
Keumdongi, who looks happy, picks up a pen.
“Yes, of course. I, the Demon King, want your honest answers! So, can’t we develop our house in a better direction? Whoops.”
“… Are you not angry?”
“Of course not!”
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The symbols of the survey questions divide good and bad into five levels, very much so, somewhat so, normal, no, absolutely not. It is divided into five parts.
“Then, the first question is… ”
This is nothing to look at. Without hesitation, I checked . Since I came to this castle, I seem to eat just as well as I did when I was on Earth. Even more so after Dorothy sent in loads of food. Geum-dong glanced at her and saw that Geum-dong was the same.
“Kee hee hee… Ki hee hee.”
The demon king turned around and said he wouldn’t look at it until it was finished. I’m sorry, but I saw the monitoring object installed on the ceiling before starting. That is, she is watching our paper in real time.
… Let’s pretend we don’t know.
“Sure! The second question is… Hmm! You made me live in a box that smells like chick poop and you made this question! Take it! Absolutely not!”
Keumdong’s pen, which said that, headed for .
-Tung
“What, what!”
-Tung, Tung
“Dongha! It’s blocked by something like a glass screen!”
… What is that?
Looking closely, there was something like a semi-transparent barrier blocking what was absolutely not there. Geumdong’s pen kept tapping on the barrier, but he couldn’t choose “Absolutely not.” In the end, Geumdong checked Normal.
…
“You know. Demon King?”
“Seo, I never thought I would try to choose an absolute no… I don’t know. I am. Something like a barrier Hiccup…”
… You said you wanted an honest answer earlier.
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“? Hmm…”
After reading this question, the body of the demon king who was sitting back was full of spirits. Of all her questions so far, this might not be the most sensitive part of her. Because her game means so much to her.
… Ah, I shouldn’t be like this.
The sense of playfulness… Activates…
-Sueuk
I slightly moved the pen to . The demon king flinched! Started to tremble. A cold sweat runs down her white neck.
-Sueuk
As it moves back to , She shakes her head from side to side and dances on her shoulders.
… Why is this so interesting?
While teasing the demon king like that, Geumdong had a sudden seizure next to him.
“Game? Are you gay!? Joy. Are you talking about the damn iron fist? That mangem? Or Little Farm?”
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Geumdong had a life-or-death iron fist bet with us the other day. Although, of course, Geum-dong only risked her life. Gilt Dong was developed by us at that time, and Little Farm was nothing more than a public execution that advertised his perversion to the world. Even now, Mawang and I tease him that he is a fan of panties whenever he sees Geumdong in the morning.
Maybe that’s why negative thoughts about the game came into play. Geum-dong’s pen headed for Again.
-Pajijijik!
“Quaaa!!!”
As soon as the pen touches
Electricity flows out and electrocutes Geumdongi.
“That, gilt-bronze!”
She tried to stretch out her arm to save the convulsing gilt-dong, but stopped. If you do it yourself, you can get an electric shock, so you have to push it with an object that does not conduct electricity. After looking around, he borrowed the demon king’s white arm and pushed the gold-bronze. She’s got her electricity resistance buff on her.
…
It seems that Geum-dong, who tried to defy the demon king, is dead. I closed Geumdong’s eyes. Please, in my next life, I hope to be born in Amazon Lily, the island of women.
“Oh, I’m not dead! This is an electric current that can also be used as a punishment game. Well, of course, I don’t know why this magic is applied…”
“…”
Wow shameless.
Seeing her reminds me of With her late sergeant in the army.
-Hey Dongha. Should I play rock paper scissors with my brother? Do you want to do it too?
– Private Baek Dong-ha. Yes good
-Rock Paper Scissors!
– Rock Paper Scissors.
-…
-…
-f*ck you, Dongha. Who will bring the scissors Can you win seniority? Loyalty Don’t you know rock-paper-scissors?
– Private Baek Dong-ha. Did I hear you wrong?
– Hey. Say stay. Stay silent. Uh? In the future, if you give me something other than lok before I get discharged, everyone will gather above you and under me on that day.
‘… You bastard.’
As it turned out, he was a rock-paper-scissors superman with a 100% win rate at rock-paper-scissors. It was the cause of a deformed phenomenon in which all members of the unit only gave ink.
“… Over there, Demon King. It looks like someone cast an evil spell on this paper. If we do this, won’t we be able to express our honest feelings?”
I have to tell the demon king. She can’t let her follow Sergeant Goh, Hitler, or Syngman Rhee.
“… Who, I wonder who…”
“Release it. Magic. Otherwise, I can’t use this.”
“…Yes.”
The demon king, who turned around, made an uneasy face and canceled all the magic on the paper. I can understand her tender heart, afraid of receiving honest evaluations.
“… Isn’t that gold-bronze?”
“No, of course. I really like the Demon King Castle.”
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Geumdong, who smells of lightning from the side, seems to agree.
…
‘No need to worry.’
Even if you answer honestly.
Because I love this place so much. Even the mischievous Gilt-dong said that, but he probably had no intention of choosing absolutely not.
Unlike her anxiety and worries.
If you think so…
From the beginning, this may not be an investigation, but rather her foolishness, wanting to be sure that our hearts are the same as hers.
Without hesitation, I checked , And the demon king, who sat back down, jumped up like a carp king excitedly.
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It is very true.
“Ehehehe. You know.”
It is very true.
“Kee hee hee. That’s why I’m so healthy.”
It is very true.
“Aww?!”
Anyway…
For each question in the survey, the devil gave a delightful reaction. Completely by the time there are only a few left.
-Shake, shake, shake
“Uh-hum, uh-hum~”
The tension is soaring. It seems that he can’t control his shoulder dance. If you answer honestly, there are almost only positive reviews. In a way this, she might come down to her compliments on herself.
Bitter taste… No, after tasting the thrilling taste, Geumdong put away his usual crooked face and became a kind and gentle face. Only now can she be called the Little Prince. Geumdong, who has become kind, also gave mostly positive reviews. Maybe that’s Geumdong’s honest evaluation, right?
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Go down to the next question.
…
Unlike the previous questions… It’s a bit straightforward.
I glanced at her. Seeing her reaction to each question is an entertainment that cannot be denied. However, I don’t want to make fun of you with this question, so I immediately answered “Very much so”…
…
‘Here…?’
This question.
Do you want me to stay here forever, never to return?
…
In that case.
Then I am not. Can’t choose more
…
I wanted to clarify the question. She turns her head to her and asks.
“Living like this… What does it mean? Here?”
…
The demon king sorted out his thoughts for a while, then asked me back.
“…Don’t like it here?”
“…”
I couldn’t answer. It’s not a matter of like or dislike. Because I have a clear goal of returning.
Of course, in the process of achieving her goal, I gave up the thought of harming her long ago. And in her return, she and her gilt bronze can’t be left out.
When I didn’t answer, she opened her mouth again.
“…Then I will revise the question. Not ‘here’, but the three of us.”
Then the question changed to
There is no need to hesitate any longer. I chose “Very much”.
“… Whew…”
The demon king breathes a sigh of relief. She confirms often, if not often, and she is as unsuspecting as a five-year-old.
“…Me too. All the way…”
The Demon King whispered quietly, but I could hear it.
…
This question
Yes.
I want to be with her forever.
If there was anything more positive than that, I would have chosen it without hesitation.
If even such a contrived and childish survey can reassure her… I can write 100 or 1000 pages.
But in the next question, my pen became immobile for a while.
‘…’
What kind of intention or question did she ask such a thing?
…
Maybe.
Did I have doubts about the promise I made?
I looked at the demon king’s back, but unlike the other questions, it wasn’t easy to figure out this time he didn’t even move.
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I cannot move the pen easily.
Because of the repercussions of her one lie, it is now difficult to tell her a heavy lie.
…
Still, isn’t the answer decided?
‘What are you doing? Baek Dong-ha.’
Hesitating here will only increase the insecurity she may have had of her. She should check it quickly and move on to the next one.
Looking at Geumdongi’s paper, he didn’t hesitate and checked “Very so”. He was condoning my lies too.
…
What are you hesitating about now?
Because I checked “I am not” Here. My sins are not washed away, nor does it make me a clean person.
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But I checked
.
‘…’
You are left as an awkward child, unable to be a perfect liar or a sinner who wants to repent.
While reading the next question, the Demon King muttered to himself.
“… Thank you for trusting me.”
I couldn’t hear her, either because her voice was too low, or because my conscience was crying too loudly.