116 – Travel Preparation (2)
“Nidhogg’s claws, cockatrice’s beak, Hades’ peach bone, camel’s hump, platypus’ wingbone.”
The demon king has lined up two paper cranes and chicks and is applying buffs for a while. The paper cranes were originally given, and the chicks were to prepare for intruders when we were away on a trip. Of course, I’m going to lock the door and go out, but just in case.
However, the more I go, the less sincere I am about the buff name. What kind of buff is Hades’ Peach Bone? I have no clue whatsoever.
-Hwiririk
-Pung
The demon king who gave all the buffs turned into a drunken horned chick from before doing somersaults.
-Beep, beep, beep
‘… What are you talking about?’
A horned chick flaps its wings and croaks something to the chicks. And approach the front of the carrot that has been set up in advance. She looks back at the chicks and points them with her wings as if to take a closer look.
‘… Now that the beak has been strengthened, are you demonstrating how to peck and crush carrots?’
It was some kind of combat training. A minimal defense against intruders.
-Giying!
-Kwakwakkwak!
?
But it’s not like you’re pecking with your beak. Two red beams come out of the eyes and harpoon the carrots.
…
‘If you’re going to do this, why did you strengthen your beak?’
-Giying!
-Kwakwakkwak!
-Giying!
-Kwakwakkwak!
The two chicks lined up behind the demon also opened their eyes and fired beams of light to break carrots. Can it be that easy?
-Jororok
“Is this enough water?”
Chick poured water into her water bowl and told her to return to her human form?.
“Yes. With the camel’s hump buff, you’ll be able to survive without water for a while.”
… You’re a survival buff.
Even if it seems like you’re using it casually. In order to reach the level of the Demon King, you must know all the magic formulas and even the complicated flow of magical power. It was said that he was an inexhaustible genius.
“Okay, chicks are relieved now. You can be independent I can wear socks by myself, I can cross the crosswalk, I can light a fire.”
‘…Why do you know about crosswalks?’
And why did the beam training just before lead to such an increase in vitality?
-Jumping.
-Kiik
Pretending to be a doll, Geumdong, who was training hard, opened the door and came in. She looks at the chicks and exclaims.
“Oh. What’s this. You taught the chicks well. You think you can wear socks by yourself, cross the crosswalk, and light a fire?”
“Kee hee hee. Yes? Yes? I am relieved now.”
… For some reason, I seem to be the most pushed behind as I have a qualification as a chick judge.
Let’s not understand. Maybe i’m normal
“Let’s go to the field now.”
“Yes!”
“Gogo.”
*
“The Sun of Athena!”
Even when we are not around, the fields must turn. The Demon King recreates the fresh micro-sun.
“Hey, but isn’t the sun Apollo?”
The demon king trembled for a while and then chanted again.
“… The sun of Apollo!”
“You bastard, I just said it was the sun of Athena. I’m sure you said so. You’re just making up buff names, right? Uh?”
“… It’s not.”
The suspicious-looking demon king ran away to the carrot field. He probably thinks that if he’s near the vicious carrot, he won’t be able to chase it any further.
… It seems that the frequency of gurachi is gradually becoming more like me.
-Koo Kwa Kakang!
I was working for a while, and the ground suddenly cracked in the field of jewel stars, and monster jewel stars rose up.
-Kki-reuk, kki-reuk.
“… What else is that? And why are you crying like a seagull?”
“Tch… Is it…”
“Oooh… That’s right. It’s .”
What is that…
“Dongha. That’s why it’s hard to raise a jewel star. There are guys who are born with a razor in their mouth once in a while. If it runs out like that… I can’t eat it.”
“… That’s right. It’s grown that much… It doesn’t look appetizing.”
“Wow, that’s not the only problem. Even the kids who are growing up well without complaints are whispered to them with bad words, turning them into runaway jewels…”
It’s like a bad quality Iljin friend.
“…It’s all my fault. I raised the wrong child.”
“… So? How do I stop it?”
“If you feed them pesticides, they will go back to normal.”
… That’s realistic.
“… E-12. It will hurt a little.”
The demon king wiped away his tears and sprayed the pesticide with his fingertips. The runaway jewel star that drank the pesticide gulp sagged and returned to its original small jewel star.
“… I will plant it again and come back.”
The demon king approaches each runaway jewel and buries it again. Also, plant nutrients and her third favorite paper doll, a rabbit, are inserted so that she does not run out of control with a bad mind.
-Sueuk
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Geumdong came up to me and jumped up and put something in her pocket.
“… What?”
“Dongha. I picked it up while cleaning the window frame… I use it when I need it when I travel. Only twelve feet It would be better not to use it.”
‘…Ah.’
Is it like a bomb for an emergency? Well, when attacked by a mysterious monster, if the Demon King uses magic, attention may be drawn, so I have to prepare accordingly.
I put my hand in my pocket. The slipperiness of the memory is caught in the hand.
“… Hey… This.”
“… hahahaha. This bastard! Again her face turned red. Would 12 be not enough?”
-Trudge trudge
I came out of the room with the field and approached the chicks who were peeping and playing trains in the hallway. Geumdong throws the contraceptive device he had thrown away before, but immediately two beams of light come out of his eyes and turn them into powder. Gone forever with the smell of rubber.
“Hey! Baek Dong-ha! How can you do your friend’s favor!!”
“Go away. I’ve never had friends like you.”
*
The demon king hung a bunch of weather dolls on the ceiling of the field. Why is it there The Japanese doll that says it will rain if you turn it upside down.
“If I put that on, it rains periodically.”
“…Then why didn’t you use it normally? Up until this point, you watered it all by hand.”
I was dumbfounded and asked her.
“I mean you. You. Is it a very bad habit to live by magic? There is a saying that when a lazy person tries to eat, he sprinkles ashes on the finished rice.”
The demon king put his hand on his waist and squinted his eyes. It was still her esoteric world of proverbs.
“Oh, well, every time I play games, I use illusions and magic… Just the last time I played Jenga…”
As soon as Geumdong mumbled, the magic flew right at him.
-Pyororong
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Geumdong couldn’t spread her own will any further. What can she say with her parrot’s beak. Ruinous suppression of the press.
“… I just told you not to rely on magic…”
“… I see. Friend. I wish there were more pretty parrots in the world. But what did you just say?”
“I think it was the right thing to do with Geumdong.”
A petit bourgeois who has no choice but to give in to him.
*
“Then, shall we watch the performance right away?”
“Waiting No. 1! Come up!”
A simple audition hall made of wood. The gilt bronze bowl with waiting number 1 is on top of the podium. It’s time to evaluate the doll acting you’ve learned from the demon king over the past few days. Here, at his discretion, it is decided whether he can go with him or not.
“First of all, it’s a male public official role. Let’s play the role of a trash boyfriend who announces a breakup after passing the girlfriend who applied for five years.”
“Yes. Got it… Huh? What? Why are you suddenly asking me to do that? Wait for a sec!”
“Wait a minute, where are you? It’s this kid Smoke cue.”
“You… Baek Dong-ha, you, no way… Con… Because of that? The back end is real!”
At the start signal, the demon king approaches Geumdong with shaking eyes.
“… Oppa… How do you do that to me…? What have I been doing all this time…! Uh…?”
… Why is the demon king so good at acting… It seems that the desperateness is transmitted through the skin.
Unlike her, her gilt-bong’s wits as a film master were messed up. She has a contrived, sloppy tone of voice, and lines that are nothing but funny. It is a compilation.
“Golden Dong. Don’t go anywhere and call yourself an actor.”
“Wow! Geumdong is not as interesting as 60 Chopung. No jam by stars, no jam on the moon, no jam in space. After watching Geum-dong, if you watch , You will laugh out loud.”
“Trash! How do I digest that role? Go away! I’m not going! Don’t go Do I look like such a sincere guy in a women’s bath?! Wow! Wow!”
After playing around, Geumdong’s cheeks swelled up.
“Okay. It’s a joke. Let’s go right Get ready for puppet acting.”
Keumdong sat down on the floor and started pretending to be a doll, following the tip given by the demon king. Of course, it’s not as much as the Demon Lord, but it’s definitely improved a lot compared to when it was awkward at the beginning.
“Ummm…”
While turning the pen around, he evaluated his performance with the demon king. Geumdong swallows dry saliva and waits for the results.
“Okay. Pass.”
“Yoshi!! Chewba! I’m going to go gold-dong! The women’s bath is perfect! It’s all over!”
As expected, you were serious about the women’s bath.
*
I have finished all the things I had to leave behind in the Demon King’s Castle. The rest of the preparations are things to do on the day of departure tomorrow.
“Lie down quickly.”
“… My friend is trying to put me in bed… Trying to have me.”
“Hey, why are you saying things that are so easily misunderstood?”
The night before the trip.
I’m trying to put the demon king to sleep.
Although she always smiles, she lives 24 hours a day, vigilant against intruders.
I’ve gotten used to fatigue, but that’s not a good thing.
Even the day before her trip, I hope she wakes up feeling refreshed.
“… Is it really okay? I hate traveling, so what if an intruder comes at night?”
She looked at me and turned on her side as she lay down. He pulled the blanket over her shoulders.
“I’ll wake you up then. And it probably won’t happen.”
… She didn’t tell her, but actually I tried my luck today too. The result is luck. I picked the one that the demon king had only picked once since he was born.
… It would have been better if I had picked it tomorrow.
Anyway, nothing bad will happen today.
“But… I can’t sleep because my heart is pounding. It’s like when you hug me.”
“… No, if you say so…”
-Kung, Kung
You even thump me… You man…
“Oh, yes. You feed me Hee hee.”
“What… Sing me a lullaby?”
“What?! Do you know what I am!? I am on my 51st day of eating carrots! Huh?! Do you want to be scolded by an adult?”
“Huh? It is an ankylosaurus-shaped stone.”
“Oh really?! Where? Where?”
“… I got it wrong. Then don’t sing…”
“… Umm. Just call me I’m a full-fledged adult… But I’ll listen to you specially.”
“No, it’s over.”
“… I was wrong. Call me please. I want to hear your song.”
“If you say ‘I’m an ugly snoring kid,’ I’ll call you.”
“…”
“Hate it? If you don’t like it, don’t.”
“I am an ugly snoring child.”
I sang whatever lullaby came to mind. I opened her eyes wide and listened intently. I wondered if it had the opposite effect, but as I gently tapped her on the back with my palm, her red eyes quickly closed.
…
There is one more reason why she put her to sleep.
‘How can I…’
As expected, I was lucky today. A person who is comfortable can look at her face for a long time.