121 – Half-Elf Country
A party of warriors surrounding the gilt bronze bowl.
“Hey, is this the kid saved by the Eternity Orb?! Why is this kid like this?”
“Hey man. What is this kid? I am hurt.”
“Kyaaah, I said it! What a disgusting thing… It looks like a pirate…”
“Little Prince. Rather Rebecca? Why do you keep groping other people’s bodies?”
“Ah, yes. To get the bead out again. I’d rather save my ketchup bottle.”
…
“Stop messing around, b*tches. Before we cut the warrior party and everything.”
Surrounded by them and being lynched, Geumdong puts her hand on her toy sword at her waist. She is in the mood to use her Valdor.
I’m still being hated, but I’ve even had s*x with it… It’s been a while since Geumdong and her party members became friends…
“Oh! You speak the same way as Dongha!”
“Do you like this doll?”
“Oh, I really like that one tone.”
…They weren’t crazy either.
*
I’m going down to the kitchen for breakfast. However, the demon king caught on to something he really wanted to do.
“Aren’t there too many things you absolutely want to do?”
“?”
Her mouth poked out at my question, she put her hand on the other side of her dimension and sighed, then took out her toaster.
… I heard it’s not possible outside of that magic.
“Okay. It’s not that I don’t do it.”
“Kee hee hee.”
Her request was to go down the stairs one by one using rock-paper-scissors. Looking at what the previous adventurers were doing, she promised herself that she would do it the next time she saw the stairs. As expected, the demon king could not even step down from the second floor.
*
“So, Dorothy made it?”
“…Yes.”
Dorothy, whose cooking skills are terrible, blushed shyly. In front of my seat, there is a gratin she made for breakfast. It is an amount that can kill five or six adult males.
“I don’t eat.”
“… Yes. I can’t help it. Curry.”
As if Dorothy understood, she smiled weakly.
“… Dongha. Dorothy… You’ve worked hard. He said he was too dependent on you, even for eating, so he quit the academy and studied cooking by himself every day.”
…
“Okay. That’s just what i did I will eat.”
Dorothy’s expression brightens as she lifts the spoon. She took a bite of her gratin and put it in her mouth.
-Well well
Um.
“I ate well.”
Put down the spoon again. It tastes like eating sea cucumber intestines dipped in light oil. When the sticky taste passed into the esophagus, it seemed that the internal organs were crying out that they would rather die here.
“Throwing away food is bad.”
The demon king sitting next to me urged me with an expression that he couldn’t stop. As her life was poor, she ate any kind of food with pleasure. The demon king scooped up gratin with a spoon and put it in her mouth.
-Yum yum
…..?
The demon king realized that something was wrong belatedly. She looked like a remorseful woman, her pale face as she hung herself from the ceiling just before her breath stopped.
“….. Delicious.. Hiccup… Yes.”
With her weak heart, she watched Dorothy clutching her apron with her expectant expression on her face, and struck her with her superhuman strength of mind.
*
Urupu is a very small island country, but the entry procedure is very complicated. First, you have to send an entry permit application from the Immigration Office in Urupu and receive a reply, but sending mail in this place, which is extremely isolated from the outside world, itself takes a lot of money and time. Also, because the qualifications were so difficult, it was natural for ordinary people, and even nobles whose status was guaranteed could not come and go easily. There should be no restrictions on entry and exit at the level of a warrior’s party.
“… I used to be sorry. Dong Ha Mr. I was afraid Dong-ha would leave us and go that way… so I didn’t write it.”
“Okay. The past.”
…
I couldn’t go to the Great Library, Hamohamo because I couldn’t go in here, and I turned my attention to defeating the demon king.
Anyway, I’m finally going to Urupu.
Because the opening and closing doors are activated once a day, only at noon. You must complete your preparations for departure early so as not to be late.
It was the Demon King’s temporary ID. It was made by Dorothy at her own expense.
“It must have cost a lot of money.”
“It’s okay.”
…
We received too much from them.
Even if it means they’re atonement.
Even if it’s to pay for the work I’ve done. It has already crossed the threshold.
… Though.
Is it the inertia of hatred that I have been harboring for a long time because I have lived through so much suffering? It wasn’t easy to keep my head down and express my gratitude.
“Dorothy. Is there anything I can do for you?”
“… Huh?”
Without forgiveness and without gratitude, there was no means to repay the debt other than providing labor.
… It’s embarrassing. On the subject of having to rely on them to achieve his goal, he was embarrassed by his brazen self who couldn’t say hello easily.
Dorothy seemed to have noticed my feelings, and smiled kindly, sighing.
“Thank you. Dong Ha Mr. Of course this is what I have to do. Please don’t be burdened. We don’t want to make Dong-ha’s heart tired anymore.”
“…”
“Churr! Then why refuse sincerity, can I ask you for one simple thing?”
“… Uh. You can say anything.”
“A kiss on the cheek when Mawang-nim isn’t around?”
“Go away.”
*
All the luggage was loaded onto the wagon. Rebecca, who was carrying her luggage with her, is uncharacteristically limp.
“Hey. Why are you pretending to be weak again? The kid who was hit by a train while trying to pick up coins that had fallen on the tracks and was cured after applying Madecassol.”
“… Hmmm. I wrestled with the demon king in the morning.”
“… Wrestling?”
But why are you still alive?
Well, it’s Rebecca.
“No… The demon king who woke up in the morning was rummaging through the box.”
“Uh.”
“That figure is so cute!”
“It’s cute.”
“So we wrestled together. So they begged me to continue for four hours.”
“No way…”
“So I told him to do it with Dongha next time. He is much better than me.”
“What a f*cking b*tch.”
*
The demon king said he would not use the name . On this trip, except when he presented his ID.
Until I gave him a name, he said any other name was fine. He said it was a promise to me.
“… Won’t you give me a name?”
“I will build it.”
The demon king chooses the name I give him rather than Elisha. If you like the golden bat that much, there’s nothing you can do about it.
As if the demon king was used to it now, he wore a viking hat and a battle coat. He is needed until he enters the entrance. If a party of warriors and a half-elf were accompanying them, they would be suspicious.
If you go in, you can stay as the original demon king. There, no one would look at a cute black-haired, one-horned woman strangely.
‘…’
I will definitely go back to the Demon King and Earth.
*
The wagon seated 8 people and was very spacious. Four luxurious seats face each other, and between them is wide enough for one person to lie down. The horse is 8-seater, but if you sit on the floor instead of sitting on the seat, 10 people will be able to ride.
“When riding a vehicle, playing games is the national rule.”
Raising her left finger, Yuria brought out a clause in the national rules that she had never heard of before.
“What are you doing? Childishly. Go and look out the window.”
“Yu!!!Chi!!!”
The demon king jumped like he did when he heard ‘Severing Relationships’.
“… Ok. Let’s do it.”
The demon king listens to the explanation of the game they give her with sparkling eyes.
Actually, party members are not interested in games. Originally, their hobbies were pouring milk into a bowl, giving it to a stray cat, then picking it up when it came to eat, drinking it themselves, seeing the cat’s reaction, pretending to be nice in front of others, or harassing porters.
… I’m pissed off again just thinking about it. I took out a magic stick from my pocket and drew three black cats on the back of Yuria’s black knitwear as she explained the rules of the game to the demon king. Now, you will live your whole life without even knowing that there is a cat on your back. I won’t tell you until I die.
Anyway, they said that they researched the game here and there in case they had a chance to play with the demon king next time. The four explaining the game seemed already excited at the thought of playing with the demon lord and at the thought of seeing her smiling face.
… I never thought the day would come when I would say this.
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*
Like in the school trip bus, we go playing games. The penalty is Indian rice. In fact, Geumdong and I only have one coin. One by one, if they get hit by these monsters, it’s obvious that they will die.
Still, it didn’t matter. There’s nothing to get caught by these idiots.
“Finally caught Dongha!”
“Come here! Mr. Dong Ha! You hit my waist with your knee earlier!?”
…
To be penalized on the stupid channel that Rebecca was also in. My achievements so far are something to cry about..
f*ck… Urupu is right in front of your nose.
This far…
“There is a caveat. I’m just a normal human being. It means that the durability is only one inch different from that of a biscuit.”
“…”
…
I decided not to be nasty and leave it to the girls’ ingenuity. ‘Cause I’m down like that It was really like a two-year-old baby hitting it, and the gentle touches come and go.
…
“… Hey, what are you all trying to do? Now?”
They make a puzzled expression. An expression of pity, as if looking at a fawn caught in a noose.
“Because we… Dongha has a lot of things to be sorry for.”
…
“… Just hit it right. Let’s play the game again.”
By the way. Why doesn’t the devil’s hand hurt?
-Pababababat!
… It was still awkward playing with them like this. On the other hand, discomfort remains in the heart.
“Kishish*t. It’s so much fun.”
But the demon king was happy. That alone was enough reason to continue playing.
“Dongha, do it first! Is your back okay?”
“I feel like I am alive. Now you’re behind Banquet Hall Kung-Kung-Tta.”
Nine’s turn.
“Kung-kung-da, a scholarship student.”
It’s Dorothy’s turn.
“Kungkungta, the water of life.”
It’s Yuria’s turn.
“Import and export kungkungta.”
It’s the Demon King’s turn.
“Kiss kung kung da.”
…
For a brief moment, the eyes of the devil and I met. The others who saw it were also shocked.