33 – Warehouse Organizing (1)
There are many locked doors in the Demon King’s castle. Sometimes I was curious about what was inside, but I didn’t bother to open it. He once asked the Demon King who seemed in a good mood.
“What are you doing in that room?”
“… Mo, don’t you know? I am. Like a locked room.”
The demon king made an awkward pretense while hitting a distant mountain that didn’t even exist.
If the door is locked, it means not to look inside. Being the type of person who lived without saying what she originally said not to do, I did not bother to reveal what she was trying to hide.
Do you know? Is she a perverted murderer who collects the backbones of adventurers? If she even showed me her secret parts that she had been hiding.
-Taaang!
… Let’s not care.
And for some reason, I didn’t want to see the other side of the pure evil Demon King. It must have resembled the feeling of not wanting to see a kindergartener burning an ant with a magnifying glass.
*
“I have to organize the warehouse today. Dimension Month. Gaia’s blessing.”
-Giying. Gying
As usual, the demon lord, who applied a buff to the paper crane and stroked it, said at the dinner table.
“A warehouse?”
“Yes. Did you see the red door? It was at the end of the hallway.”
-Gulp
The dry saliva goes over the throat. Will one of the sealed doors finally open?
Please no balloons or bone tooth necklaces made of human skin!
“So, you should eat well.”
The demon king said while taking a handful of carrots from his bowl.
“It’s not good for your health if you eat so unbalanced…”
She was about to say something but stopped because she remembered her healthy backside dicing her carrots with a greatsword that was taller than she was. In the two months that she had been with her, she ate almost a whole field of carrots. Even my white skin seemed strangely reddish.
“Ah. You gave me a carrot, so I’ll take this.”
In an unfair transaction like a dog, she took three pieces of seasoned meat that I was saving and tearing up with a fork. The demon lord puts it into his greedy mouth before he even says anything.
“Uh-guk…”
The hand holding the spoon spread over the carrots trembled lightly. I wanted to punish the demon king’s pretty earthen pot right away with the head of the spoon, but it stopped in my imagination. ‘Cause I’m patient
“Umm, yum yum, what’s wrong with your expression?”
A demonic chaff wearing a human mask asked while savoring the juicy meat in his mouth.
“No. Just watching you eat makes me full.”
…
I don’t know if it’s because her courage has increased again, or because she’s gotten to know her a little bit, but these days I’ve been able to afford to be dissatisfied with such personal things.
*
We arrived at the red door after an unfair breakfast. The demon king who had been walking in front looked back.
“Hee hee hee. Can’t I just go inside you, touch anything and run around just because I’m excited?”
‘There’s nothing like that.’
The demon king opened the door with a key. And he went into darkness. Only Heo Yeon’s hand came out the door and motioned for me to follow.
-Turbuck, turbuck
I also pushed myself into the darkness with my mouth wide open. A stagnant chill greeted her whole body.
– It’s okay.
The moment she pulled back the curtains on her window. The outline of the dark room was revealed.
!!!!!
“Ooh,,,, Ooh!”
I was barely able to hold back vomiting accompanied by thick nausea. Like a praying mantis that sensed a threat, he could not calm his eyes turning in all directions. Everywhere in the room was filled with the thick smell of death.
What the hell do you mean? This hell too.
“Good? It’s good? But no matter how you are, I’ll be angry if you just take what’s here. Hee hee.”
Here.
Innumerable games are lined up here. There was also a chessboard that I had played before. Oak cask roulette, and even Langple gank.
“hehehe. So good I’m out of my mind calm down. Calm down. You and I will be together from now on.”
-You and I will always be together.
The demon king’s last words echoed in my head. As I peered into the bottom of the abyss, I lost consciousness with a terrifying sense of dread.
*
-Uheuheum~ Uheuheum~
“uuu…”
When I opened my eyes to the familiar hum, it was still the Devil’s game storage. Turning her back to me, she was wiping something on her with a rag.
“… What are you doing?”
She raised her body from the ground and spoke to her.
As always, when the game is by your side, the tension rises a lot. Excitedly, he handed me what he was polishing.
“Tada! What is this?”
… It’s a crocodile. Crocodile model.
I’ve seen it while on Earth. A game in which you take turns pressing the crocodile’s teeth one by one. Then, when you press the penalty tooth, the mouth of the crocodile is closed, giving you a little pain.
“Do you want to try this?”
It’s obvious without looking at it. In the meantime, he must have played with his teeth by himself.
‘Well… It’s something like this.’
It didn’t matter as long as I was playing games like this. No, I just wanted to play. When I thought of the demon king who would have been playing with the crocodile by himself, I felt sad for some reason.
“Then I’ll press it first.”
“No. Let’s decide fairly with rock-paper-scissors.”
“It’s okay. Are you okay. I said let’s do it, so I’ll press it first!”
The demon king, who was motivated, pressed one of the crocodile’s teeth with his index finger.
-Koo-wook
-Kwajik!
“Ouch!”
The crocodile’s mouth snapped shut as the second most unfortunate demon king got caught in the first tooth. There were red marks on the tips of her fingers as she removed her hand from the pain of her sting.
“Ouch. It hurts…Jjong…”
The demon lord puts his bitten finger in his mouth and sucks it. It felt somehow cute.
“hahahaha. No luck. Then this time it’s my car…”
?
No f*ck wait.
Excuse me. What did you just say? Are you sick? Four fingers?
My survival instincts, having reached the realm of veterans, sounded the alarm. Seeing her slender figure for the first time in a while opened her vision, which had been blocked.
This is no ordinary crocodile toy.
“…What have you done to this crocodile?”
“Jjong, it doesn’t hurt at all even if you just bite it, so I put the blessing of cutting and Shavnak’s fangs on. It’s a fun game to be sick, right?”
Crazy b*tch.
A toy that leaves marks on that woman’s body? The knuckles of my f*cking index fingers almost ran away. What are you playing with these magic tools?
“Let’s do this next time. Next time.”
“What? Biting me? Why do you want to stop? Aren’t you having fun with this?”
“Aww, get it away!”
She held up a model of a crocodile that had bitten herself a while ago. I was scared by the wind and fell backwards. What is the difference between a crocodile and a crocodile jumping out of the Nile?
The demon king took out his sucking finger and pointed it at me.
“No. No country can concede this time. One plate on each of her fingers. Let’s just do ten games.”
‘When did you yield?’
A desperate struggle with the fingers forced without any warning. Result…
-Kwajik!
“Aww?!”
-Kwajik!
“Kyaaak!”
-Kwajik!
“Ouch!”
-Kwajik!
“Eith!?”
Her crocodile toy seemed to have sensed the taste of her fingers. Every time she pressed her teeth, she closed her mouth as if waiting.
The score was 10-0, her complete loss.
In an instant, the demon lord had all ten fingers swollen like chicken feet on fire. Even so, as if the resentment was greater than the pain in his hand, he knelt down and hit the floor with his fist. Even though she looked pitiful, I was worried that the tower might collapse with those punches…
“…Sigh…Ugh… Ah, really…”
‘… Ha ha.’
Why is it that every gamer is betting on a match every day, while all they have to do is slap on each other…
‘… One thing that makes God hate him.
… It’s a plausible story. At least, if there is a goddess of luck, that person must hate the devil.
“Give me your hand.”
“… That’s it. Leave me alone… Huh!?”
-Wack.
I quickly raised the hand of the demon king who was prostrate and weaving.
-Hoho, Hooh
I don’t know if it actually works, but when I was young, when someone blew like this, I got better right away. Fortunately, her expression, which was full of tears, was relieved quickly, so it seems that there was a medical effect.
“Are you okay now?”
“Sniff… Yeah. It doesn’t hurt anymore.”
“Your finger is also injured. Do you want to clean up the rest later?”
“No. There is a saying that if you put off what you have to do today until tomorrow, the dog that chased the chicken will come after you.”
Is there such a proverb?
She lifted up the large box lying next to her and handed it to me.
“Sniff, pick out the ones you find interesting in this and the ones you don’t. All of them were collected by me.”
It’s a box full of games.
*
I am currently working on a very delicate work. It’s like a bomb squad, to put it bluntly. Games to play with her in the future. If you pick out all the mines here, you will be able to spend peaceful days without death and violence.
‘Throw this away because it’s like sh*t, throw it away because it’s a bloody trash game… Huh? What is this?’
I saw a tin robot. How the hell are you playing with this? I turned it over and looked at the back and there was a button. He stretched out his finger without thinking.
‘Am I pressing this?’
-Kwook.
– Paigeiying!
“Wow!”
!!!!!?????
At that moment, a red beam of light shot out of the robot’s eyes and hit the side of the demon king who was sitting next to him and wiping the dust.
…!
‘Mr. f*ck!!! It’s f*cked up!’
I hurriedly ran to the demon king.
“Hey, hey, are you okay?”
“… You, you! What is this! Who shoots a killing ray at a friend!”
‘Where is that crazy b*tch who puts a robot with a killing ray in a warehouse!’
This robot must have been remodeled by that woman.
By the way, the burning smell…
Hey!!!!!
The Demon King only wears one set of clothes except for his pajamas. A black corset dress that exudes elegance and cuteness at the same time. Halloween vampire outfit.
The devil’s trademark. Even if you don’t see it, you’ll cherish it.
Now the side of the garment is burnt and has a hole in it. The wind exposed the demon king’s pure white flanks.
She glared at her eyes as she got into her battle stance.
“You… you…”
“……Can I protect you?”
“Are you crazy?”