40 – Soccer Game
Me and the Demon King are playing Little Farm.
“… Huh? What?”
As usual, the demon king’s hand, which had slipped his hand into my safe, suddenly stopped. Because I was punished for being very bad.
“No. It’s not that I won’t give it to you.”
“…Then?”
“You have to set a certain collection date and pay it back. That’s industry practice.”
I proclaimed to her. Don’t take it without even trying, and keep the tax payment exactly. Even if you tear it every day, shouldn’t there be a pattern and formula? This moon girl.
Taaang!
… Don’t be afraid. Baek Dong-ha.
If I step back from here, the demon lord will continue to take out potatoes from my warehouse without feeling guilty.
And.
Actually, this is a very important turning point.
I will try to correct my friend’s bad habits little by little. Of course, it’s best not to take other people’s potatoes at all, but first, it’s a one-step process.
‘I believe in our demon king…’
…
-Gulp
“… Yes. So what?”
The demon king made a sad face. Her character puts back the potato she was taking out of the warehouse.
‘Kiya!!!!’
I felt really good. I wanted to praise the devil by pulling his cheeks, but I can’t be torn apart by the beast of hell, so let’s be patient first.
‘What a great first step.’
I was the first to stop the demon lord’s actions. For the first time, he delayed her request by one space.
It is truly humanity’s counterattack. She gave her a shot, not fire hemp, apostles, ninjas, or four crazy b*tches, but friendly friends. After all, it is the sunlight, not the strong wind, that takes off the traveler’s clothes.
… While talking about it. Shall we go through this?
“… You know. It’s a storybook If I write one book a week, I think I will be chased by deadlines. Then the great writing to give you will be buried. Like in the former times. So how about one book a month?”
“uuu…”
A demon lord who was very disappointed no matter what anyone could see. It stretched like a deflated rubber balloon. It looks like you’ve been waiting a week.
“…Okay. I can’t help it. Huh. I’ll wait…”
A docile devil today. She also cares about me, so it’s a possible concession and retreat.
… Can you wait a little longer?
“… In fact, it is art. If you set a period and write it, it creates an intangible framework for the writer. You know the saying that restraint crushes inspiration? So from now on, irregular serials…”
-Pajijijijik!
Again, lightning passed by my ear. Smoke rises from her fingertips.
“There are mosquitoes… hehehe. But what did you just say?”
“Please look forward to the monthly children’s book!”
*
… What should I do?
I have to go to the Merchant Guild in the next town, but it takes too much time to walk.
-Heying!
The Devil’s character is drinking carrot juice with Red Tomato. While hating carrots in real life, he buys carrot juice worth 500 potatoes at Little Farm and enjoys it.
“Hee hee. Sururu Loop. It’s good.”
… Do you eat? Your character eats it.
“…Maybe.”
“Huh?”
“Could you lend me some red tomatoes?”
It’s just a matter of riding that. What’s good about friends In times like this, it is a friend who helps and lives. And it’s been a long time since I’ve been deprived of ownership, so it was mine in the first place.
“Yes. Then I’ll be farming potatoes for you until you come. Be careful.”
…!
– Jjiing…
Sometimes the demon king is dazzlingly friendly. It is now. The sunlight shining down from behind her character is more dazzling today.
‘I’m sorry I hoped you would fall off the horse and die!’
“Well then…! Shall I take it?”
I grabbed the reins of the red horse. Before she changes her mind, she tries to get on, but the devil’s character grabs my character by the hem of his pants.
“Huh? Why?”
“You need a golden hoe to farm. Give and go.”
!!!!
Such a bandit!
You f*cking selfish b*tch! From the beginning, the thought of lending a red horse was not as intelligent as Rebecca!
‘When I come back, I’ll take the red tomato, but I won’t return the golden hoe.’
In other words, it is to say in high singular that you will not lend. She was the one who read Peter Pan a lot and learned how to negotiate with hook lines.
“… Come to think of it… I think we can walk. Walking is the best exercise for health…”
My character let go of the reins and trudges along. His backside looked bitter today.
“You know. Bet us I bet my red tomato and your golden hoe! And if you win against me, I’ll teach you one more good thing!”
…
Like a greedy poison toad. A few days ago, they gave me envious glances at my golden hoe, and finally put it up as a sacrifice for the game.
Of course, I was the one who deleted the tycoon character of Mars City, who would slap Mansour’s ear, but… Isn’t it already in the past? I’ll lend you a horse, but it’s a huge bet…
“… What bet?”
Still, I couldn’t help but be interested. It’s new, but my win rate against her is overwhelmingly superior.
‘Besides.’
This time, the bets on each other are pre-determined. There is no violence like f*cking spanking or butt kicking. In other words, the betting items she talks about are worth listening to.
“It’s soccer!”
*
-Baby! Baba night!
An intro full of memories. Tecmo World Cup 20xx is a classic soccer game.
When the demon king pressed the play button, he went to the team selection screen.
-Tadadadak!
‘Oops!’
“Huh? What was that move you just did?”
“Ah, it works, I tested it.”
I almost chose the main character, Brazil, by clicking the left twice and the right three times without even realizing the friendly background music. Because I pretended to be the first time to the devil, I must never find out that I am a deceased person.
– Dongha. If you play like that every day, what’s left afterward?
‘What is left? Mother. Red tomatoes remain.’
Unaware of his situation, Chapssaltteok chose America excitedly.
‘Huh? Why the United States?’
The USA is a team that doesn’t have much strength or color in this game. All stats are equal, but there is no area that stands out.
‘…Why? I’m curious.’
“Over there. Why did you choose America?”
“America?”
“The team you picked.”
“Ah, this is the prettiest. There are a lot of stars in a square box.”
… Is that the reason?
The demon king likes the stars. There were sparsely painted stars in white crayons on the ceiling of the dark castle. The American flag seems to like it.
…
‘…Where is the emotional arm?’
This is the golden hoe I poured into for the past two months. Pretend to be a beginner, then smash the cat with all your might. But it seems that the Demon King was the same.
“Uh-huh. I should sell the golden hoe and buy more golden calves.”
“…Isn’t this a lending bet?”
“Huh? What did I just say?”
“… Selling a golden hoe to buy a golden calf…”
“Oops. You can’t tell mistake. Now, let’s begin.”
As expected, I had no intention of returning it. Okay, I’ll tear you to pieces.
I looked around as if it was the first time and chose Brazil.
*
Because of her personality, if she unilaterally robs her, it’s obvious that she’ll go into a riot. As expected, ‘Iik! I’ve never lost this before! Ceee!’ This sh*t might break my leg like Nolbu. In other words, you have to show the production of giving and receiving in moderation.
‘I have time. The main character is an American idiot.’
I am confident that I can play it comfortably even if I start with three goals with my last words. But isn’t she coming up with an unexpected proposal from her side?
“Do you want to score two goals first?”
?
“What?”
“Two goals scored. Are you new? Lol. I’m okay!”
…?
This bastard…
You dare to relax in front of Gerard in Sinchon? But the pros are unfazed by these cheap provocations.
“Yes. Thank you. Are you looking at me for the first time?”
“Ah, look… Just to be fair.”
Yes. There’s nothing I can’t get along with. Regret looking at the red Thomas who will live happily with me from today.
-Beep!
The game started with the referee’s whistle. She really takes her hands off the gamepad and just watches me.
“Is this how it moves?”
I deliberately made the character who was dragging the ball run dangerously.
“Uh-huh-huh! Oh my, oh my It runs well!!”
My favorite demon king, whose big mouth won’t tear. They clap their hands in claps and giggle with the look of seeing even a toddler nephew.
“What is the shoot button?”
He showed his acting as a sucker-up recruit by jerking his eyeballs.
“Kiahahahahaha! So cute! You!”
Then the demon king burst into a big smile and blocked my way and pulled his cheek. I just hope it doesn’t tear because I can’t control my strength.
“This is it. Just press this.”
– Kkuk
Let the demon king press his fingers on the gamepad I was holding.
– Bung
-Go—Come!
Breadballs exploded from the screen. My player is performing a forward roll and is celebrating.
“How is it? Huh? Are you excited? Huh? A lot of fun, right?”
“Yes.”
“… Excited?”
“Yes. Totally exciting.”
“……. You don’t look excited. Blood.”
The devil’s mouth sticks out.
…Hah. Mr. Bar.
I have to do it again.
-Beep
-Tadada dat!
I put down the gamepad and got up, did three consecutive back tumbles, and put my foot on the chair. Then, the ceremony was held by wiping the back of the feet with a cloth that was placed on the table.
“Hoohhh!”
“Kyahahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Don’t you like it too much? I’m all happy… Hee hee.”
… The ceremony seems to have passed.
– Bung
-Go—Come!
Because the devil promised two goals, he immediately scored one more goal. Of course, I had to do one more ceremony. The demon king flipped his stomach and laughed. And finally she got hold of her gamepad.
“Uh-huh. So, am I going to do it right now?”
“Yes.”
You’d better not talk more. Unless you want to sell them all.
The Demon King’s game sense is quite good, but there is something absolutely lacking. It’s just an experience
‘…Because I have no experience playing games with others.’
That was the reason she was only good at solo games like Bubble. In a game like Iron Fist where experience is important, she only played with the computer. So, you can never cross the ceiling.
…
‘But… I can’t watch it.’
If you look at this as pitiful, she will only be taken away by her. She just needs to get what’s mine in moderation and be good to the demon king that much. I’m sorry, but I’ll take this game again.
– Puck!
-Keah!
?
My character, who was dragging the ball, was hit by a deep tackle by a player from Devil’s US team and rolled on the floor. The pain was so great that I couldn’t get up, holding on to my leg.
… Is this a mistake?
-Taat!
The foot talent of Baek Dong-ha, a deceased person again. She immediately lost the ball to my next player. She became my attack turn again…
– Puck!
-Keah!
?!
“…Ehehehe.”
-Tadada dat!
Alas.
The downside to her is her experience with other players. I hadn’t even seen a football game in the first place.
But there was a dilemma here.
That someone didn’t tackle him even if he did a damn thing against the computer.
Besides this game. It’s old, so there’s no referee.
– Puck!
-Keah!
– Puck!
-Keah!
After that, she broke the legs of my players and ran across the ground like an unbridled colt.
‘… Wow, really.’
In a surprise tackle, two of my players left with irreversible injuries. It has become a retirement game for young people with bright futures.
‘…Can only you tackle?’
The demon lord was alone in tackling against the computer, who had only played fair play until now.
I will teach her. What is sportsmanship
-f*ck!
-Goooh!
The devil’s character, who was dribbling brightly at my character’s tackle, rolled around.
“Oh?”
The Demon King who was probably the first to be tackled deep. How is it? A practice different from a gentlemanly computer?
“Uh… Where did he go? It’s gone.”
She was the one who found her own character on her monitor, whose career ended with her deep tackle a little while ago.
‘Not here. I’m already in the ambulance.’
“Huh? My players…”
-Paat!
-Goal!
Taking advantage of the slowness of the dumb demon king’s hand, he suddenly hit a mid-range shot. Goal straight away. This is 3:0.
“Uh, what?”
Only then did the demon king understand the situation.
“What is this…?”
“You told me to tackle you earlier. I also watched and learned. It’s good that it’s the technique you used. This.”
Fast. The sound of the demon king who received the mirror treatment is biting his molars tightly.
Now, what are we going to do? What, are you going to use violence unbecoming an adult? Come on, give it a shot. To hit me
… Of course, I didn’t actually say it.
“Eh…Hh.”
The demon king inflated his cheeks and grabbed the gamepad again. It sounds like you’re thinking about doing it right.
-f*ck!
-Keah!
… I’m tackling better.
‘Come. Let’s go to Elysion. Whose leg breaks first.’
After that, nothing I did with the demon king was soccer. Break the leg. This is more accurate
At first, the tackle, which was only thrown at the player who was carrying the ball, got worse and worse, and finally reached the point where he passed the ball to the opponent to put the tackle.
-f*ck!
-Keah!
“…Hee hee. Killed it again Kitkit.”
A demon king who can tell you how infatuated he is with his heart. You are hitting the bottom.
Since two of my players got injured first, I was at a disadvantage. Three more goals were scored in the process, bringing the score to 3:3.
Techno World Cup has become more of a fighting game than iron fist. Now there is only one striker and one goalkeeper in each other.
-Wow!
The crowd who couldn’t grasp the atmosphere were cheering because of what was so exciting. This is why it is not a classic game.
The last ball that started like that.
-Tadat!
I had my player who caught the ball run towards my goal.
“Huh? Why are you there?”
I deliberately gave the demon a little distance. Then, as expected, she runs happily and tries to tackle her.
‘… Caught.’
Now.
I just passed the ball to the goalkeeper. You can’t even tackle without the ball. The devil must have noticed my trick then, but he hurriedly chased after it, but he couldn’t catch up with the goalkeeper who had already gone over half of the stadium, and all the devil’s defenders went to the hospital.
All that remains is her keeper.
‘One-on-one.’
I glanced at the demon king’s expression. Quickly trembling eyes follow the ball that my goalkeeper is dragging.
-Tadat!
The goalkeeper of the demon king runs out. It is to know that the probability of blocking is higher if you slide at least than if you stay still.
‘…This one is fake too.’
-Pod
I passed it to the striker who was secretly following me from behind.
“…Uh huh?”
– Bung
The opposing goalkeeper throwing himself at my goalkeeper. This side was a screen to take out the devil’s goalkeeper, and in reality, it was the last remaining striker.
-Goal!
4:3
It was a dramatic victory.
‘Whoa…’
“…No… No…”
In the monitor, the devil who became the coach of the US team is staring at the score of 4:3 with empty eyes.
“…”
Was it too much?
The Demon King didn’t know that tackling was bad. Maybe he just thought he was good at it. That is, pure evil.
Is it really necessary to break the legs of all the players?
‘Should I say I’m sorry?’
… The drooping corners of the eyes of the demon king. Right before she apologized, she did something amazing.
“…hehehe. I lost.”
!!!
The Demon King… The Demon King…
It was different from before. She grins bitterly and prostrates herself at the outcome of her game.
‘… You’ve grown up. You also.’
As if I had the courage to say a word or two carefully to the demon king. She must have achieved her inner growth too.
“…Then what did I tell you earlier? I lost, so I’ll tell you… We’re going on a trip soon.”
“… Travel?”
Come to think of it, she had said that before.
“Yeah… hehehe, are you okay too?”
It was a surprise, if not surprising, announcement. It’s going to go to the inside of the tower anyway… But it’s going to be on the 100th floor in a few months.
“Uh-huh… Then I’m off to prepare dinner.”
She smiled like an adult and stood up.
I grabbed her white wrist as she hurriedly left.
“Hey. I’m going to give you red tomatoes.”
“… Ah, no way… I hate it… Lee Cee…”
Correction. This cub None of them grew.