Shake the Carrot if You Are Caught by the Devil chapter 51

51 - As usual

51 – As usual

“… Mmm.”

“Oops.”

Unbeknownst to me, my closed eyes flashed open. I hurriedly follow the last link of memories.

*

I didn’t sleep for two days.

As if I had become a taut slingshot bullet, if I let go of my mind just a little bit, I felt like I would be dragged away by the beast. But even though the sun has risen, the demon king still sleeps with the sound of thin breathing.

‘I have to endure.’

…Cool…

…!!

– Kwak!

‘Big…’

I pinched my thighs as hard as I could. I wish it would bleed at all. Maybe then the sleepiness will run away.

I didn’t want her to distrust me anymore.

I was holding on almost half unconsciously.

Then the demon king rustled under the blanket.

-Haaam

And when I heard her yawn, I relaxed and fell asleep.

*

-Chooaak

Quickly, I pulled up the blanket that she had been tucked in. There is nothing inside. Even when I groped her hand, there was no warmth left.

‘No.’

No way? Cold sweat runs down my back at the creepy imagination.

-Tadat

-Quadang!

‘Ah, sh*t.’

I didn’t even know my foot was caught in the blanket, and I fell violently as I tried to get off the bed.

-Beep

-Tadadat

-Rumble!

I opened the door and headed to the kitchen.

-Trudge trudge

Please don’t cry like yesterday, stay as usual.

-Wack

No one, no one.

Are you in another room?

Isn’t it gone?

-Kung, Kung

?

Suddenly, from behind the corner of the wall in the kitchen… A dinosaur came out. Was it a Triceratops, or something with horns?

The dinosaur is glaring at me.

“…”

“…”

I’m glad.

– Boom!

“Tada! It was me! Whoops!”

In the midst of the dinosaurs transformed by her smoke, she approached with a giggly smile on her face as if she had achieved great success. As expected, the Demon King was right. The usual demon king. You probably did a rehearsal while preparing for this.

“Are you surprised? Were you surprised?”

“Yes. She almost fainted. See this? Shaking hands.”

“Hee hee. Were you a little scared of the innocent you?”

“Yes. Isn’t that the hallucination magic you used in Iron Fist last time?”

“Yes! Just like the last time I bet on it secretly… Oh.”

The cowardly horned dinosaur’s tension went up and he said it straight away. I will never fight with this woman again.

*

“Why did you break your promise?”

“… What?”

As she sat at her table and peeled her apples, she narrowed her red eyes and questioned me sitting across from her.

“You are really bad. Promise to protect me I trust you and I can’t sleep with you anymore.”

Wait a minute. Because there’s a lot of room for that to sound strange. Wrap up

“Then you have to pay the fine. No, I had to pay.”

“What do you mean?”

“I made a bet on making rice.”

What she’s talking about is that the Hibiscus flower, which she did all day in Ghost Highland, has bloomed. It was reaching

“… I’ll make it for you. Wait.”

“Yes. You should skip the carrots.”

‘I’ll cut it into particles and put it in without fail.’

“Uh. And I’m sorry. I fell asleep in the middle.”

She put a sliced apple into her mouth. Accept it and she says with a smile.

“… hehehe. What you said earlier is a joke. I know you haven’t been sleeping.”

“…”

“Thank you. I really like that way of you not lying.”

*

Kimchi stir-fried beans were wrapped in a star shape and a smiling face was made with ketchup. Since the devil has a big mouth, I drew his mouth big.

She was in charge of appreciating the food and sat down with her dog pom pom like a hermit master.

“It looks like a pretty star. He is also my disciple. I have nothing more to teach you… You can stop descending.”

“… Can I really descend?”

“This, you traitor! I’m not going down! Uh, sometimes they say I’m better than everything outside the tower combined!”

‘What are you saying?’

She held the spoon in her hand. It’s tasting time.

“My evaluation is very harsh. It was called . Are you ready?”

As if reminiscing about the bloody past, the tongue of the ruthless sword slowly closed its eyes and murmured.

– Fook

-Suup

-Yum

Her little mouth mumbled a spoonful of kimchi-fried beans and put it in her mouth.

“…!”

Then startled! I was thrilled.

– Fook

– Fook

The tongue of the knife is busy moving the spoon, wondering where it sold Gao earlier.

The Demon King is also good at cooking, but she has a different color secret from her, having gone through childbirth, water battle, and air battle.

If she is a craftsman who has perfected her own pottery craft by herself on top of her tower, then I feel like a dojo-breaking traveler who swept the national competition.

She ate deliciously.

“Whoops!”

-Changgurang

I dropped the spoon I was scooping the fried beans on to the plate.

!!!!

Then he covered her mouth and vomited.

“Why, why!”

…By any chance.

… I suddenly remember the creepy words I heard on the trip.

-This is the last present.

!!!

-Duck

I jumped out of the chair and lifted her dead face. She has a troubled face as if she is going to run out of breath at any moment.

“Why is that! For what?”

“…Ugh… You…”

Then, in her mouth, which slowly opened, a bright red … Small carrot was placed on her tongue.

“…”

“Me, did you try to kill me? You know I’m going to win?”

f*ck you, b*tch. I was surprised.

“Swallow.”

“… Oh, no.”

“Swallow at least that in your mouth, I told you with your mouth that you will be punished for leaving food.”

“…”

It was a theory. The demon king covered his nose with his forefinger and ate the carrot with difficulty.

I hate it so much… Why can’t I give up on recipes even if they die…

“Oops… Gulp.”

“Good job. Should I just eat it?”

“I might die.”

“I won’t die.”

I sliced carrots thinly and secretly put in just two, but it seems they caught them. Are there any buffs like carrots?

“… You. Did you add more carrots?”

“… I just put one in there. Now you can only eat one carrot a week.”

“Why, why… Why me? Why.”

Is this going to go that far?

“I can’t always replace carrots with you. Try increasing it little by little.”

“… How long do you stop eating?”

“… No, I’ll give you something to eat. You want to eat together too. Good for the body carrots.”

It’s not that my skin feels red from eating all of her carrots these days.

“I’ll think about it.”

*

Yesterday I simply washed and lay down right away, so the homework of unwashed tableware and organizing camping tools remains the same.

The fair me suggested cleaning half and half, but the greedy demon king suggested betting on one person. In fact, more than that, it must be because the body of the king of games is itching because he didn’t play the game yesterday.

“This game… Is a joke showdown.”

It is a game that makes your head dizzy just by listening to it. Still, I have to follow the manual.

“…How does the game work?”

“Uh-huh. It’s simple. You take turns telling jokes. Whoever laughs first loses?”

That’s a terrible game. I distinctly remember her broken sense of humor.

“hehehe. In the past, when I opened my mouth, the kids laughed wildly!”

… That’s just kidding, manager. Isn’t it the same

Suddenly, it reminds me of the poop gag thrown by Byeongjang Ko.

-Hey Dongha.

– Private Baek Dong-ha.

-Do you know what the opposite of Incheon offshore is?

– Private Baek Dong-ha. Sorry. I do not know.

-If you don’t know, will your military service be over?

– Private Baek Dong-ha. Sorry.

-It’s Incheon’s mother.

-?

-…

-…

-Get down.

f*ck you.

Ji puts poop in someone’s ear hole and then gives him a smirk with a red bandit?

“…Why?”

‘Oops.’

I grabbed the white hand of the Demon King before I knew it. Of course, she wasn’t hurt at all.

“Hmmm. Then it’s me Goes!”

She said, yanking her hand over her mouth. The crab that the wind leaks. It’s so funny that even imagining it makes me want to sleep.

Yes, come. I am Baek Dong-ha. It’s worn and worn enough to force a laugh at all kinds of gags. There’s nothing you can’t force a smile on…

“I got this from the zebra’s pouch, why is the donkey surprised?”

?

What are you talking about?

“I’m sorry. I couldn’t hear you properly. Try it one more time.”

“Pu-sup… Ah, yes. I’ll tell you again.”

She spoke again, but I couldn’t understand.

“…Why?”

“A kangaroo came out of it!”

She giggled as she said this, like a balloon that had been inflated to its limit.

I couldn’t help but laugh.

I was still busy putting together the language puzzle due to cognitive dissonance.

Why did the kangaroo get into the zebra’s pouch? Why was the donkey surprised to see it? No f*ck, why do zebras have pouches in the first place? Are you trying to say that the donkey was surprised to see a zebra in a kangaroo’s pouch? No, even a foal cannot fit in the stomach of an adult kangaroo.

“… Oh, isn’t that funny?”

She looked at me with a look of disbelief, quite serious.

“… Yes. Sorry.”

Even after that, she continued to solve her secret gag. Obviously there is no language barrier, but I never laughed. It wasn’t a realm of nojam and not. It’s just another level.

‘Asmodians… These bastards…’

What kind of fight have you been fighting all this time…

Now that I see her, her reaction is not Hyeja, but her demons all seem to have good reactions. She forced a smile at her cruel words and gave a short bow to the demons who abused her jaw joint.

Her bet with her ended because of a joke I threw.

-Sesame oil and sugar fought, but sugar went to prison. Do you know why?

– Why… Why? Why did they fight? Umm…Why…

– Sesame oil is fragrant.

When I told her the answer to the low-level gag she had learned from her late sergeant, she laughed at her cheeks and pinched her cheeks at random.

This was an extremely trivial confrontation.

‘… I don’t have anything to talk to other people, so this strange laughing code must have been created.’

*

After dinner with the demon king, I had a few rounds of bubbling and lay down on the bed.

My head is full of her thoughts about her right now.

The demon lord was the same as usual all day long.

She didn’t show the same sadness in her as yesterday. It’s like when she did it. Like a coin flipped head-on so that the back is not visible.

‘… It’s never been like this before.’

The night we had an arm wrestling contest with the skeletons. She treated me like nothing the next day.

This is how she didn’t break.

Laughing alone leaning on a strange joke.

To live through painful things and without accumulating sorrow.

There is a limit to how much you can accumulate sadness and be in pain.

If it has accumulated too much, and will continue to accumulate in the future.

It’s better to make a hole in your emotions and pour them out.

If you tell me what your bastard is, pretending to know everything about the devil.

‘…Me too. Because I did too.’

I have endured in this world in the same way as her.

-Chabak

She turned her head into the hallway at the sound of footsteps. Is the devil

“…Uh, why?”

It was the Demon King. She is staring at the door, which is wide open, unlike her usual, with her perplexed eyes.

“…Why didn’t you close it?”

Did she try to squat all night in front of the open door today?

“… I’m not going to close it anymore.”

“Huh?”

“The door won’t close. Now.”

“… Huh? Uh, then…”

The demon king said she was at a loss when the door to hide herself disappeared and she didn’t know what to do.

“Do you want to come in?”

“… Is that okay?”

“Yes.”

At those words, the demon lord came running. As it was, she squatted under the bed.

“…Hit.”

… I don’t mean that.

“Come up. It’s cold.”

“Gee, really?”

She was afraid that I might change her words, so she quickly put her body under the blanket and rubbed it.

“Eheh heh. Two nights in a row So good.”

“…Forward.”

“Huh?”

“I will keep it open from now on, so you can come and go as you like.”

At those words, the demon king’s mouth fell wide as if he had just won the lottery.

“… Gee, really? Really?”

“… I never told you not to come in the first place.”

“Oh, that’s right… Oh, no. I still can’t believe it.”

After saying that, the demon king got off the bed and ran to his room. Returning, she held out her pen and paper, she said.

“Here, write a memorandum.”

“…Yes.”

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