Shake the Carrot if You Are Caught by the Devil chapter 70

70 - Lucky Day (1)

70 – Lucky Day (1)

“This is the end.”

She planted her eighth seedling that she bought.

“What kind of crop is this?”

“It’s a jewel star.”

… It’s the first time I’ve heard of it.

There are crops here on Earth, such as carrots, cabbages, and pumpkins, but of course there are also crops from this world that I don’t know about.

Fresh memories from long ago come back.

*

-Mr. Dongha~ Take it here. I bought hot chicken, but Dong-ha said he couldn’t eat spicy food, right? So I thought about it, but I thought that would be the best. It’s called ‘Skok’.

After visiting the market, Dorothy held out a round fruit.

-… Did you put rat poison on it? Or did you cast an explosive spell?

-…Yes? What is that

-You can’t give me a present.

-…

Dorothy reacted with embarrassment. He let go of the hand that was handing me the fruit. The tips of his nails, dyed the same purple as his hair, lost their way and fiddled with the fruit.

-… Baek Dong-ha. Isn’t that a bit harsh? Dorothy has chosen a long time to give it to you. Even when I asked for it, he refused to give it to me, saying he had to give it to Dongha…

-… No. YuRia… Forget Dongha. Sorry. I just eat…

-… I’m sorry. In doubt I bought it because I thought about it… I’ll eat it well.

Have you finally come of age? Or did he realize the importance of porters belatedly?

-Asak

It’s not a good thing to be suspicious of others no matter what. After apologizing, I took a bite.

I’m sorry I wanted you to die after drinking gramokson. With this, I will gradually open my heart from now on…

Huh? f*ck!?

– Coke! Qualok! Wow! Woo-wook! What a f*cking purple b*tch! Coke… What’s so bad about it! What did you feed… Ugh!

-Kyahahahaha! Success! Success!

– Curry! Oh so funny! Look how red your eyes are!

-Fuhahahaha! The glowing face is a masterpiece. Dorothy, shut your mouth with magic! Don’t spit out the fruit!

– Yes! I’m going to Yeongchang right away!

– Get it off! Coke, go away! You scum!

-Giying

– Oops! Oops!

My mouth was blocked, and instead of the food and curse words that should have come out, tears of hatred and runny nose flowed out.

*

‘Hey, it’s been eight years!’

-Hook! Hooked!

“Why, why! Seedlings will get hurt!”

‘Ah, oops.’

It was as if the bitter taste of that time was still in my mouth. Fortunately, the demon king’s ambitious crops were not ruined by the stabbed sword.

“… You know. Isn’t this a tree with very spicy fruits?”

“What? It can’t be such a bad breed. I hate spicy too. Kimchi is just right.”

The spiciness of the kimchi that the king made was addictively delicious, even though the taste was light and sweet. Well, the side dishes aren’t that diverse, so I can’t complain, but…

This way and that, he is a demon king who has many things in common with me. It would be hard to find a better housemate friend than this, except for the fact that he often gets lethal when playing games.

“We can live together for the rest of our lives.”

“…..!”

“…Why?”

“Oh, no.”

… What is it? Somehow, her cheeks were stained. Is it hot because of the small sun directly above?

“So, what flavor do jewel stars taste like?”

“Kee hee hee. Are you curious? Do you want to know?”

“Yes.”

“Umm, no. No. Lack of sincerity Wouldn’t it be greed to know about the Jewel Star to this extent?”

“Really? Then it’s okay. Even if you don’t tell me.”

“… What?”

“What to eat when it opens later.”

“…..”

“…”

“……”

“I want to know. By jewel.”

“I can’t help it. Are you impatient with your curiosity? The jewel star is a round fruit that is sweet and has a sour taste that tingles in the mouth.”

She started her explanation.

“… So it grows well in a high temperature and high humidity environment…”

After that, for a long time, we discussed the plan to foster the demon king by jewel and the future. It’s new, but this guy has a bit of an explanationist temperament.

Still,,,

The Demon King is probably doing this because he has had no one to talk to.

With that in mind, even when her words got too long, she was always able to wait patiently. In fact, the devil with reddened cheeks is cute, so I don’t get tired of it.

According to her explanation, oddly enough, the timing of the first fruit of the jewel star coincided with the one year I promised her.

“The funniest thing is that 10 pellets open, and one of them is so good that it makes your mouth tremble!”

You can eat that.

Somehow, it is a fruit of a system similar to ‘Ice Sher’, a sour candy sold on Earth. It is made just right for penalty games and play.

“You just thought, ‘You’ll eat that,’ right? Yes?”

“It can’t be.”

That’s right.

*

“Kee hee hee.”

She was smiling evilly at me. It’s like a jingle who sets up a strategy with Germ Man to kill Anpanman.

“…Why are you laughing like a demon? Is there anything good?”

“Uh-huh. Today I am invincible.”

“Why?”

“Come on! If you don’t pay, you lose! Rock Paper Scissors…”

She immediately applied for Rock Paper Scissors. Why do you want to self-destruct? I must have had the wrong Thunderbird steak last night.

“Bo.”

“Bo!”

?

“Kee-hee-hee-hee! Won! Narrow bar!”

“Don’t use that word. Please.”

I lost.

This was the second time. Once when I played rock-paper-scissors in the lottery the other day, twice with this one.

“hehehe. How is it! Am i right? I don’t think I’ll lose no matter who I fight!”

Isn’t that what it used to be?

“Uh-huh. I’ll just bet all my money on it.”

“Life isn’t meant to be eaten raw like that. So, why are you suddenly so lucky?”

She was always unlucky, and when her luck got better, she was always followed by bad things. Even though she herself won the previous rock-paper-scissors press, judging by the result of her draw, she was tantamount to her defeat.

– A flash.

A flash erupted from her eyes.

“If you are curious, I will teach you. Follow me.”

As if the response was to wait. Wind up your wheel like a seasoned angler.

‘Someone is caught.’

It’s a

Noose. If you step on it, you’ll get a dog tour!> A sign that says.

If you follow her now, she will have an unfavorable confrontation on the perfectly set stage of the Demon King. No matter how foolish a demon king may be, there is something to be said for being openly induced like this. Is it a water torture?

Apart from being her best friend, I’m not a philanthropist, and I’m not Rebecca, who’s only a fraction of the intelligence of a worm.

At times like this, it’s a good idea to get out of the way while mentioning work.

“No. I haven’t watered the cabbage yet. Carrots…”

“I finished it before you woke up.”

“Little Farm. The fair is only a few days away…”

“I have selected the crops in advance. In good condition.”

“Sewing…”

“I’m done.”

“Clean the floor…”

“You cleaned it up well yesterday. I checked it while cleaning again this morning.”

You blocked all variables in advance.

I even think that perhaps planting the jewel stars was all part of the build-up.

“…”

In the end, is the final destination tricked by the devil’s trap?

I don’t know exactly what it is, but there seems to be some change in her luck.

Yes. The demon king, who is always unlucky and only suffers losses, is dressed up like a big prize… Let’s just do it this time.

“Yes. Let’s go see Why are you lucky?”

“Yes. Follow me.”

She took her by the hand and took her to the warehouse.

*

It’s been a while.

While the demon lord brings things, he is rubbing a robot whose eyes emit killer rays when pressed on the back.

It looks like this, but it is a Pluton-class ancient weapon that burned and ate the demon king’s clothes. It means that if he and Dorothy fight, Dorothy loses.

“This is it.”

Looking back, the demon king held out a small box.

“… A secret box?”

“No! Why don’t you make something like that one more time?”

A friendly current flows through the Demon King’s fingertips. I’m afraid I’ll look like a rebel. He immediately put down the killer robot and surrendered with his hands raised. Why is your child so violent?

“Kee hee hee. I actually pulled this out every morning.”

“What is this?”

“Uh-huh! That’s today’s fortune!”

She said that looking at the collection of horoscopes by constellation on the back of the magazine, she found it interesting, so she made a box to tell her today’s horoscope.

There are a total of ten types of fortune telling. After the demon king made this box, he drew his fortune every day long before I came, but he said he had never picked the best fortune. It can’t be really bad luck.

“And then, this morning, a stroke of luck came out of nowhere!”

The demon king’s mouth went wide and he took out a paper plaque from his bosom. Unsudaetong (運數大通), writing Chinese characters with her crooked handwriting, gave off the feeling of ancient hieroglyphs that could not be deciphered.

“You are prepared today! Forehead! Finger! Hip! I will pay you back for all your sorrow.”

When I lose a spanking game, I always hold onto my blushing forehead and say, “Sniff, sniff. Are you feeling bad? Because it’s a game. I have no regrets.”

It seems that I wrote everything down in the ledger today to get revenge. Oh wow, that’s cool

I feel anxious. Anxious

Judging from my experiences so far, the words of the confident Demon King were always similar.

– This, my God. Sniff

-Oh no…

“… To spank?”

“Of course not. Then did you try to escape like a loach?”

“… Are you going to hit me lightly?”

“Umm, that’s my heart.”

The demon lord who says that it is not the heart of the person who beats him, but the heart of ‘my’. She seemed to have nothing to be afraid of in the world, as she was putting a lucky card on her chest.

*

“Kee hee hee. Then this is first.”

“…Is this?”

The demon king brought a trump card.

“It’s something I haven’t seen before.”

“…”

“…”

“Mo, don’t you know? I… Something like a card.”

… I can see inside you b*tch…

What else could be the reason why the demon King Gemsuni didn’t bring Trump? All games using trump cards are based on luck. Of course, judgment is important, but it can’t fill the void of bad luck.

After a series of incidents, he probably thought that he had no chance of winning in a game of luck, so he stayed put for a while.

“… So what are you going to do?”

“Huh? Going to steal Anything else?”

Pick a thief?

After talking with her, it seems that the only games she knows how to play with her trump cards are thief catching and joker drawing. A game in which the trump cards are shuffled, discarded when a pair is captured, and whoever has the joker at the end loses.

“Kee-heet. I did it alone every day. I wanted to try this together.”

“…How do you do this by yourself?”

“Umm… Like this.”

The rule for her 2 roles per person was as follows.

1. Divide the deck into A and B, and discard all pairs from each.

2. Sit down in A’s seat, pick up your hand, and draw a card from B.

3. If there is a pair, discard it. If not, shuffle the cards and place them face down on the floor.

4. Repeat.

… Salty. Salty

He was a demon whose power was unmeasurable.

Even if it hurts to see you like this.

“Kee hee hee. It’s just right for the night. Fit the night Be prepared.”

Seeing how the scaffold was carefully built in the morning to immerse myself in it… My sorrowful heart sometimes disappears.

“I know the rules. Shall we start right away?”

“Wow. Are you okay?”

-Tick, tick

The demon king twitched his fingers overnight. His hair fluttered back in the resulting wind pressure. If so, it’s straight to the US.

“Yes. Leave the buffs off.”

“So what? Lol. Release the Titan’s head…”

You can draw the future without looking. It’s really good to be hit by that cannonball at night… I also want to win a game of luck with the devil at least once. The Demon King of the past…

-Ouch!

– Ugh…

-Sniff… When, hit. Don’t watch

Whoa.

There is no need to discuss her power.

It’s a game of chance anyway.

I won’t lose anyway.

Please, the devil, I hope my dearest friend wins at least one game…

*

Five minutes later.

“Come here.”

“Time.”

The demon king, whose dark eyes emanate blood, approaches me holding his hand. In my hand as I step backwards, I can hear only one joker that is splitting the room without understanding the atmosphere.

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