Shake the Carrot if You Are Caught by the Devil chapter 73

73 - New clothes are good and people are like old ones (1) Reunion

73 – New clothes are good and people are like old ones (1) Reunion

-Smart

As I knocked on the front door, I heard the sound of high heels from inside.

-Kiik

Inspection of long red hair. Nine. It’s the first time I’ve actually seen it.

It really gives off an elegant yet strong feeling.

Let’s not be intimidated. Baek Dong-ha. You do what you practiced. You have to look good to the warriors. These people are my companions.

– Who?

– Hello! I’m Baek Dong-ha, who will be the supporter of Nine’s party starting today!

-Umm…

As she stood, she patted her chin, and she glanced at me once.

-… Well, come in first.

– Yes! All right!

*

“…”

My heart sinks.

In the screen displayed by the demon king, there were faces I never wanted to see again. Things that often come out in my dreams these days and make my back wet with sweat.

A tall woman with long red hair. Her magic sword, which received the title of Sword Emperor, the only one on the continent, tore the skin of Leviathan, who was so strong.

Her purple hair curled like a swirl at the end, and Jaan. A genius Archmage from a great noble who knows how to handle all four elements.

A white elf with golden hair that I once braided every day. During the defense of Serhan, she defended the northern wall alone, and was given the title of Grand Priestess.

A paladin with a pink twin tail. It’s the world’s hardest torso.

Why? Why? Why? Why?

Why are you here?

Did you come to defeat the Demon King?

It is said that his memory has been erased, so he may have forgotten the strength of the Demon King and came back.

However, defeating the demon king and bringing peace to the world is just a public display of those b*tches.

In reality, they are lazy and full-bodied pigs who only want to chase their own joys and sorrows. It took me several years to subdue the demon king last time.

No way.

Did you come to pick me up?

“… Oh those guys.”

As if remembering the demon king watching the screen, they clapped their hands together. Her terrifying memory did not forget the intruder.

“New clothes.”

…?

“You said you would make it. When the previous party members come.”

“Ah.”

I made that promise too.

f*ck.

*

– Dongha!

– Mr. Dongha!

-Dongha!

Disgusting voices are approaching inside, screaming that the quiet demon king’s castle should leave.

‘… What is that, a dragonfly net?’

Nine across the screen brought a cage with a net. What the f*ck It’s like an elementary school student who came to collect insects during summer vacation. Are you thinking of putting me there?

-Parr Leure

“… Huh? Why are you like this?”

The demon king asked while caressing my arm, which was trembling before I knew it.

“… Oh, no.”

“No. Is your whole body shaking?”

“…”

While living with the Demon King, I faced many intruders. There has never been a moment when I was trembling like now.

“…Are they the ones who bullied you?”

“…”

“They are bad boys. Wait here. I’ll scold you.”

Whether I went or not. Those crazy thugs who have nothing to fear will try to kill the demon king.

I feel anxious.

I’m afraid the devil might get hurt.

I’m afraid I’ll get hurt by the softest cheek in the world.

I’m afraid that the horns that I touch every day will break.

I’m afraid I’ll get hit by a poison arrow shot by Yuria.

I’m afraid I won’t be able to avoid Nine’s sword.

I’m afraid that Dorothy’s white skin will be burned by the fire magic.

I’m afraid that Rebecca asshole will tell you something strange and learn from it.

Of course, the demon king showed an overwhelming power gap before, but fighting doesn’t always flow in the same way. For example, Brazil could lose to Croatia in the World Cup on Earth.

I can’t shake off my anxiety easily.

-Chabak, chabak

The white feet of the demon king turning around and walking. It looks even smaller today.

-Turbuck, turbuck

-Gap

I took the demon king’s hand. Still soft, cold as ice, small hands.

“Let’s go together.”

“… Huh? Are you okay?”

“Uh. No problem. I have to cheer for my friend.”

“hehehe. Do you want to touch my cheeks?”

“Later. Did you turn on all the buffs?”

“Yes. Of course.”

Now it’s only natural for me to cheer her on as she battles the intruders.

They won’t take me hostage even when they came to pick me up.

And… Maybe even get Tyler out with words.

“You won’t get hurt, will you?”

“… Yes. I am lucky today.”

*

As I turned the corner, my eyes met Nine who was walking from afar.

“Uh!!!… Ah, isn’t it?”

Nine tilts at my face.

“Nine. I found it… Huh?!”

The rear dealer of the party I was following, Dorothy, also reacts the same way as Nine when she sees me.

“… Dongha…? That’s right?”

“… Dorothy. I guess not? Like Dongha, I gained some weight, my complexion improved, and I don’t look tired. Above all, isn’t it always annoyed?”

“I see. Could it be that you are being manipulated by the demon lord?”

I don’t know what it is, but I don’t think I can recognize myself right now. Except for one person.

“Oh! Move! It’s really Dongha!”

– Dalgrak, Dalgrak.

Rebecca, wearing armor weighing several tens of kilograms all over her body, came running with a smile on her face.

“Dongha. Show me the bomb quickly. Did I have a hard time begging because of the long hiatus? Play track 7!”

“Go away, b*tch.”

“… What?”

“No. A girl whose only existence is solid. It’s really disgusting, so turn your head and go away. Before you throw more harsh words at me.”

Oops.

I accidentally put a curse word into the devil’s ear. You shouldn’t curse. He watches and learns. Nice words, nice words.

However.

“That’s Dong-ha’s voice!”

“Kyaa! Move!”

“Dongha!”

-Dadadat!

– Ttogak Ttogak Ttogak!

The other three also run in like crazy and surround me and start squealing. In that wind, I lost the Demon King’s hand that I was holding tight. My mentality, which I have grasped at best, is shaken.

“Dongha! Mr. Dong Ha! How much I needed! Where’s the fairy grape distributor’s wagon at the top? No matter how much I searched, I couldn’t find the taste!”

“Dongha! Don’t you have the hair that you used to braid in 4 layers! I’ll untie it now, so do it again right away! Ah! And here are a few things to sign.”

“Ugh ugh. Nain-inun, Nain-inun I want to see our Dongdong so much. Come here, our dong puppies. Let’s hit the back of the head once in a while.”

‘Woo-wook.’

The scum of the Twisting Nether surrounds me and poops in its mouth. If this is not Agwi Island, where is Agwi Island? Vomit rises up to the throat.

If I could, I’d like to use a wheel winder or a party table kick course to ruin everything.

“Now, come here! Defeat the demon lord with us and return…”

-Gap

Dorothy’s hand held mine.

“Let go!!! You f*cking b*tch!”

-Wack

The moment my fingernails, which were dyed purple, touched, I couldn’t stand it.

As he flicks away his hand, a look of bewilderment appears in Dorothy’s eyes.

“… Huh?”

“I’m not going. Will be here go away.”

“…”

“…”

The sound of dogs pushing each other one by one stopped. It was a nightmare-like time, as if I had gone back to hell from a few months ago.

“… You’re not going? Are you Dongha?”

“Uh.”

“… Dongha. That sounds like leaving the party.”

“Yes.”

The three of them are faces of disbelief.

It is a reaction that is understandable enough.

No matter how much these b*tches bullied me with their doggies, I stuck with the party.

Yes. Because no matter how f*cked up you know I can’t leave the party. It must have been that he was so cruel to people without a limit.

“Dongha. I’ll treat you well when I get back.”

“f*ck me.”

“I will eat rice with you and buy you some snacks.”

“f*ck me.”

“I only need to order the fairy grapes seven times a week.”

“It’s the same as before. Two-headed ten-year-old.”

“I’ll change the water every day and take you for a walk.”

“You f*cking b*tch.”

No matter how much you talk, I didn’t give up.

But why are they asking for a favor?

If they don’t like it, they just beat them up and drag them after the fans.

“Mr. Dongha?”

“What.”

“Why aren’t you going? You like us?”

“… What?”

What is it?

Are my ears wrong?

Or did the meaning of the word ‘good’ change during the months I was in the Demon King’s Castle?

I was so foolish that I almost stabbed Dorothy’s eyeballs out with scissors. Shall I stab you now?

“What did you say? Just now.”

“…Didn’t there be someone you liked among us? Or you like them all.”

“… First of all, I’ll ask what kind of algorithm you use to say that.”

“Um… Well, that’s right. Otherwise, there’s no reason to stick around at a party like that. We don’t even feed them well, well… the working environment is poor in many ways… why would they stay?”

“… I cursed a lot, didn’t I? I think there were times when I said I didn’t like you.”

“It was all bouncing.”

Wow.

Yes.

Wow.

I thought these were normal assholes.

They weren’t ordinary assholes, they were assholes.

My head is dizzy at the non-standard assimilation.

For a moment, Dorothy’s dead ancestors were filled with peanut butter, but she struggled to swallow it back through her throat.

“I’ll punch you in the ear, so listen carefully, Dorothy. And the rest too. I really hate you I hate it so much. I hate it so much that when I cook rice, I want to release poison and kill them all, but I think, ‘Ah, but I endured until now. Let’s be patient just a little longer.’ I endured far and wide while saying this.”

“…”

“Okay? I was worried every time I opened my eyes. Oh, what if Rebecca is crushing on you today? Isn’t Nine drinking and acting cute in broad daylight? What if the grapes of the fairy who came today ate bugs? Didn’t we have to chase the military police today because of YuRia?”

“…”

I feel like my whole body is about to explode when I say that.

But I was able to hold back my anger.

How could I have endured it?

I probably didn’t say it after looking at these b*tches. It must have been because he said it after seeing the demon king’s pretty face.

But for some reason, her expression looks a little uneasy.

-Turbuck, turbuck

From noble mtl dot com

Get out of the four stinky women. I approached the kind, pretty, and fruity demon king.

-Gap

I grabbed the demon king’s soft hand. Then he looked back and said.

“I’m going to live here with him.”

“… Is that?”

“Don’t say that. Cheeky b*tch. Because he is my friend.”

“… Horns? He is the Demon King.”

“So what? Don’t look at it because it’s worn out.”

“You are out of your mind. Mr. Dong-ha.”

“Yes. Neither I nor him are insane, so leave them alone.”

“…”

“You guys don’t actually have much interest in things like world peace or subjugation of the demon lord. When I first joined the party, I said that I would be with you until I defeated the demon king, and you all agreed, right? It’s over now, so let’s go.”

“…”

“You guys have a lot of money. And his bounty… The years I’ve worked for, the one I’m supposed to get paid for later when I quit the party, right? I won’t take it, so give it a shot. The bounty is more than enough.”

“…”

Yes.

At that time, I thought that I should somehow hold out at the party until I started subjugating the demon lord. Of course, the reason why these years set off on the journey to subdue the demon king, which they had been putting off for years, was not me, but because of the demon king’s bounty.

“The day you all came to the Demon King’s Castle, it was as if I had left the party. Now i’ll figure it out Just erase the memory of this place and leave. Let’s go our separate ways.”

“…”

Whatever happened to me outside.

You can cast off hatred and vengeance.

I just hope they don’t fight and go out in a good way.

“… Dongha.”

When they fight.

The Demon King takes damage again.

Your favorite furniture may break.

You may get hurt.

I don’t want to see it.

“I don’t like it?”

Nine said.

*

“What?”

“Who is going to let you go? It sounds like leaving the party.”

“Right. Curry. We said we would subdue the demon lord. Have you ever offered to let go of you?”

“You are mistaken. Dongha. Apart from you, the Demon King will die here and you will be with us forever.”

“Dongha. Track 7. Huh? Hurry.”

“Can we not fight and leave quietly?”

I said.

“Of course not. Dong Ha Mr. We all like you.”

Dorothy said.

“Dongha can’t be honest? The horned kid next to him is the devil, right? I was going to kill him anyway.”

Nine said.

“Bamtan! Bamtan!”

The retard said.

“You have been brainwashed. Dongha. Let’s go back and have fun together again.”

Yuria said.

“Who cares?”

My friend said.

“This is my friend. No matter how much the country is, I can’t concede any more.”

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