(EP.199)Things #3
199 – Student Things #3
Marmar’s residence, 「Fairy Paradise」, was soon surrounded by nymphs in colored robes. Each of the nymphs had a picket in their hand.
It says ‘No Imp.’ ‘No. They were hateful and discriminatory languages like ‘Monsters.’
“They are here… !”
Marmar hides behind the wall.
As you can see, it’s not something that happens once or twice.
A nymph with blonde curly hair and glasses clasped in a trumpet-shaped megaphone and shouted.
“The mutant Imps who take away the livelihoods of native nymphs will be withdrawn… !”
ㅡIt is… !!!
“Stop selling imp dolls… !”
ㅡIt is… !!!
what is this.
It looked like some kind of protest. Soon they held hands and started spinning around the townhouse.
“Choosing land for the nymphs… , is to start… !”
They looked like a modern-day crusader who circled the temple and memorized hymns.
It is quite scary to see so many nymphs swarming around and round and round.
silkygoat was the goat. cry
No, I correct it. Honestly, it wasn’t scary. I just don’t know what to do with this.
Paz.
Then something ran towards the nymphs. It was a four-legged Imp Gargar with honey-colored hair.
“Garrr, Ghar… !”
He runs towards the nymph with curly blonde hair and bites him on the shoulder.
“Hey… ! The imp is attacking the nymph… ! Imps are also very violent beings… ! If you are bitten by an imp, you will get an imp disease and become an imp… !”
“Everyone is running away… !”
Wow-!!!
Frightened by Gargar’s ferocious appearance, the Guernsey nymphs were busy running away, each on their own, like a band of thieves being subjugated.
When I look at the yard that has become quiet in an instant, I feel as if I have dreamed of it. I asked, picking up a picket off the floor.
“Marmar, how the hell did this happen? Why are the nymphs coming and doing this?”
“I don’t know either. In fact, there have been some nymphs being territorial for a long time. It’s gotten really bad the past few days.”
Although there didn’t seem to be any particular physical conflicts.
A crowd is easily swayed by malice. I was worried that this space, like my resting place, would be trampled on with dirt again.
“Well, I’m going to give up soon… !”
Marmar spoke casually and went somewhere. Then he takes out a large ball of cotton and holds it out to me.
“Comrade, here is a present! Marumaru doll!”
“thank you.”
After receiving the popular doll from Marmar, I left the Imps who were waving their hands vigorously and went out on the street.
If you give it to me, Elgar will like it.
As I was heading to Elgar’s dormitory with that thought in mind, wasn’t someone talking to me?
“Why is the nymph carrying the doll of the imp… ? This is a betrayal of the race… !”
They were a group of nymphs who had escaped earlier.
It seemed that they didn’t like me carrying an imp doll.
“Ah-! Now that I see it, it must have been a half-elf-!”
-A half-elf?
-It’s vague.
silkygoat was the goat. cry
Nymphs chattering among themselves. I just wanted to get out of this situation. Then the chief nymph with curly hair and glasses spoke to me.
“How many times do the half-elf brothers support… ?”
“How many times do you support?”
“This is the Queen’s Election… ! I was asked how many symbols I supported… ! Of course, I have no doubts that I will support Empress Serazade, number two… !”
“Do the nymphs support Queen Serazade?”
“It’s like that… ! Queen Serazade gave our nymphs honey and honey-flowing positions and quotas… , I promised… !”
“… … .”
Was there such a thing?
Isn’t this a pre-election solicitation? I think we need to investigate.
But in order to get out of this place, I thought I had no choice but to imitate these stupid nymphs.
“Indeed, I am also supporting Empress Serazade… !”
“Is that what it is… !”
“oooh.”
Then all the nymphs who were watching me revealed their faces and nodded their heads. stupid guys. It’s terrifying to see the blood of these guys running through me too.
Then the Captain Nymph said to me.
“Then let’s get rid of that ugly imp doll… !”
throw this away? no.
“Ah-!!! That guy is running away… !!!”
I ran away.
* * *
Aira said that there would be injustice.
That’s about half right.
There was a reason why Aira and Serazade’s votes were doubled, and there was a reason similar to some kind of negation that we didn’t know about.
Queen Serazade had finished making a secret request to the nymphs in this arc.
“Look, Tae-oh. I have never, as a queen, ever lied. You need to trust and respect your queen a little more.”
“indeed… .”
have no choice but to admit
Even if Aira stayed still, it seems that the number of votes for 1st and 2nd place doubled was a bit problematic.
“There was also a problem with the budgets of the newspaper department and the elections department. Tae-oh, look here. I myself took the time to uncover their infidelity.”
slurp.
Ira opens the ledger and shows it to me. It was very surprising that Aira went through the documents herself. Were you so upset about losing to Serazade?
“If you look here, you see that the cost of purchasing essentials is 50 percent of the allocated expenditure, right? But if you look at the specifications, most of them are bakeries selling candy and cakes.”
“It’s strange.”
“Let’s go visit this bakery first.”
“It is.”
Me and Elgar went to the on-campus bakery, which is responsible for 50 percent of the budget for the Nymph Newspapers and Election Administration departments. And there, I discovered something surprising.
“This is the price of snacks for the nymphs. Every year the nymphs buy a bunch of candy and cakes. We’re going to die from taking out orders every time. Honey candy isn’t easy to make… .”
A complaining dwarf bakery owner. They complained that wrinkles had grown on the backs of the nymphs who roared for honey candy.
I asked.
“Can’t you say no?”
“I want to. If you do, you may be at a disadvantage.”
“Are there any disadvantages?”
“I didn’t do this until a few years ago. You and I are having a hard time keeping an eye on the nymphs. If you’re caught as a nymph-hating shop, your business is over… .”
Right.
As a result of the investigation, it was found that it was because the nymphs, who had executive positions in each club or department, were buying snacks and snacks.
Yes.
was a nymph
The nymphs, who were parachuted into key positions in each organization through the nymph quota system, united for each other’s interests and agitated public opinion.
It is possible that the candidate they support, Empress Serazade, won an overwhelming vote.
Above all, each of the nymphs had as many as two votes in the name of promoting the human rights of the nymphs… !
“Ira-sama, it seems that the most urgent priority is to reduce the useless budget that goes to these people and reduce their power.”
After all, power comes from money.
If you cut off support to them, they will eventually lose their power. Then, the votes for Serazade, whom they support, may drop.
“You steal candy from the nymphs. Isn’t that too harsh… ?”
He tilted his head at me as if his heart had weakened as a child who likes small children. I’m half-elf. He knew better than anyone how disheartening the nymphs who couldn’t eat candy were.
* * *
“Hey… ! My chocolate cake, I’m offering… ! This is very nymphophobic… ! It’s good that you don’t think you’ll be fine even if you touch our nymph newspaper… !”
“Anchor Noah, the dessert cafe coupons we worked hard on are burning… ! With just a few more shots, I could have gotten a large ganache cake, but it was on fire… !”
“Hey… ! Are you the owner of the Imps? !?”
Detection of illegal budget use. The nymphs resisted desperately to deprive them of the personal gains they had gained.
However, the fact that nymphs are desperately lacking a sense of combat. I know that well.
All they could do, the soft ones, was to bark loudly like a non-biting dog.
“Hey, it’s good that you don’t think the world will tolerate this… ! These nymphophobic acts should be condemned from generation to generation… !”
“Well… .”
silkygoat was the goat. cry
Nymphs are a protected species.
What if the world pointed a finger at us taking away their rights?
– Did you hear it? I heard that the Nymph Newspaper Department was abolished this time? The budget they have been stealing from each other so far is huge!
-There were days when our security department refused to buy equipment every time because we didn’t have a budget. It wasn’t that I didn’t have a budget, it was that there were a lot of thieves.
– He gave me preferential treatment as a protected species, and I’ve known him since the moment he said he didn’t even know how to thank me. What should I be able to say, if you point out a little thing, you make me a nympho?
Surprisingly, however, the response was not bad.
It must be due to a lot of people suffering from nymphs.
The formation of this public opinion also included the influence of favors on the emerging races that have recently begun to emerge.
– Isn’t it better to work hard and be smart than nymphs who don’t work?
-I think so. I also hired an imp part-timer this time. He did a good job and he was good at welcoming guests.
The relationship between the Imps and the nymphs was slowly reversing whether the Imps’ hard work so far was rewarded.
-I, I am not a nymph, I am a tailless imp… ! So I can’t take this fancy candy box I have… !
Even the nymphs pretended to be tailless imps in order to avoid bad public opinion.
After a few days of this.
In the second round of early voting that follows, Aira’s voter turnout has risen so much that she doesn’t have much of a difference with Serazade.
“It is amazing that you have raised such awareness and support in just a few days. The result of taking away the right to vote, which was given to the nymphs, is clearly visible.”
“But, doesn’t Empress Serazade still get a little more votes?”
Ira still felt very bad for Serazade over her head.
“How many fools are there? That’s a deplorable thing. Tae-oh, is there any possibility that the voting, the counting, or the preliminary survey itself has been tampered with?”
“There is not. This newspaper department is rather favorable to us because we are reporters from Angmar. Actual likeability numbers may be lower.”
“Ugh… .”
Ira seemed to be in deep trouble.
If he goes on like this, he may be defeated by Serazade. Ira may be slowly drawing an unstable future in her mind.
“Tae-oh, I already know the answer, but let me ask you a question. What do you think I should do?”
“… … .”
It was as if lightning had struck in front of me. My vision that had been shimmering suddenly went dark, and I felt like I was finally here.
Aira is finally starting to listen to me again. I confidently put out the comments I had been thinking about for a few days because I was going to miss this opportunity.
“Perhaps the foolish cadets do not know the true nature of Aira-sama. How about setting an example for them, Aira-sama herself?”
“You’re an example-.”
Ira looked out the window.
Soon, a gust of wind blew from somewhere, waving her black ebony hair.
It’s a very picturesque landscape, so if other people saw this, it wouldn’t be a dream for Aira to become the Queen of July-. If everyone sees this fluttering petal… .
On the one hand, at the same time, without anyone knowing, the desire to keep this image forever my own and a secret hidden from the world arose.
In the midst of these disjointed emotions, I was immersed in distant thoughts like a lost child.
A very nymphphobic chapter