The Main Heroines are Trying to Kill Me chapter 24

The Main Heroines are Trying to Kill Me 24

“…to become your exclusive maid?”

“Yes! You will become my exclusive maid from now on, so I will serve you for the rest of your life!”

“……”

When I asked in an absurd tone, the saint once again made a triumphant expression and pointed a finger at me and declared.

The corners of her lips were moving like that.

“You mean, I’m a woman?”

“Yes! You are a woman!”

“…why?”

According to the prophecy, arguing with a saint is a dangerous act that can directly lead to a bad ending.

But if I don’t ask now, the situation seems to be getting out of hand, so I took the risk and asked a question, and the saint crossed her arms and opened her mouth with an arrogant expression.

“Heh heh, you’re coming out like this…? Okay! Then… I’ll tell you why!”

Saying that, the saint lifted her three fingers and looked down at me and said.

“There are three reasons why you are a woman!”

“…do you have three?”

“Yes! Well, let me tell you the first reason!”

Saying that, the saint folded one finger and started talking.

“You have already confessed in front of me that you are a woman!”

“…I?”

“Yes! In that hallway back then!”

“…ah.”

Only then did I find out how this tearful happening happened.

Apparently, that innocent saint really believed the lie I told him to test the skill that raised the power of lies while passing through the hallway.

There were so many things to be concerned about, and I wanted to believe it, so I left it alone… I guess I overestimated Perloche’s intelligence.

“Was that a joke?”

“Ha… Now, those excuses don’t work! Because this isn’t the end!”

To me, who said it was a joke with a pathetic expression, the saint retorted with a smirk and folded her second finger.

“The second reason is… your pretty face!”

“…What are you talking about?”

When I asked the question while tilting her head, the saint opened her eyes and opened her mouth.

“Your pretty face… In fact, it clearly supports the truth that you are a pretty girl disguised as a man!”

“………”

“How do you feel? Jeonggok? Did you get stabbed in Jeonggok? As expected… My guess was right!”

As I stared at the bubbly saint after she finished speaking, I wanted to hit the honey chestnut for some reason.

But since it is a real evil that does not even come with a false evil point, I put up with the last question to the saint who was still shrugging her shoulders.

“…Then, what’s the last reason?”

“The last reason… I’ll make it right here!”

Saying so, she threw a white stone at me.

“…what is this?”

“As expected… I thought it would… This made it clear…!”

I unconsciously grabbed the stone and asked while tilting my head, the saint smiled and said with a smile of conversion.

“The stone turns black when touched by an impure person!”

“You’re turning black?”

“Yes! It’s a stone that the bishops of the denomination make me hold every day, I’m sure!”

The saint, who was talking about what was so exciting, with her eyes twinkling, slowly got up from her seat and began to descend to where I was.

“Fray Raon Starlight… The reason you keep your chastity by having women by your side every day…”

“…The reason is?”

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Eventually, the saint stopped right in front of me, pointing at me and proclaiming.

“Because you’re a woman, you can’t have them!”

And, for a moment, there was silence in the church.

“…do you have such knowledge?”

After looking at Perloche quietly for a moment, I was so proud that she had holy knowledge, so I muttered involuntarily.

“Yes! Of course! In the old days, the nuns taught me for several years saying that if I went to the academy in that state, bad things would happen! So I definitely remembered it!”

“…ha.”

After hearing the saint’s remarks that followed, I earnestly prayed that she would not go anywhere and say that she had returned, and then I looked down at the white stone in my hand and fell into thoughts.

‘…for a saint, I used quite a bit of hair, but it’s still sloppy.’

Now, my left arm is rotten and rotten from last night’s excessive absorption of Kania’s black magic, so a bandage is wrapped around it to cover it.

And, of course, the bandage is also wrapped around my left hand, where I now hold the stone.

In other words, the chastity meter she threw right now is not working.

“Come on! Here it is!”

Meanwhile, the saint picked up the maid clothes at my feet and held out her eyes with twinkling lights.

If that’s the case, I don’t know why they threw a maid outfit.

“After you wear this, make sure to clean the whole church!

“there…”

“After that, I will pray for purification with you! And after that, confession! And then…”

“…do you do it for a while?”

As I no longer had time to play with her skits, I spoke in a cold voice, and the saint opened her eyes and said.

“Gee, aren’t you afraid that the truth will be revealed! If you keep coming out like that… I’ll tell the academy students your secret po, po…”

“…expose.”

“Yes! I’ll expose it!”

I looked at her, who had begun to shiver, and responded to her threats with a cold voice.

“Yeah, do it.”

“…yes?”

“Go ahead, reveal.”

“……?”

After leaving those words and starting to head towards the exit, the saint ran over with a bewildered expression and caught me.

“Go, don’t go!”

“…let this go.”

“Expose you are a masked woman…!”

“…how many times? I’m a man.”

“That, but…”

“I’m busy. I don’t have time to play with a b*tch like you. So, leave this and go back to the top.”

Holding down her anger about to explode, she gave Perloche one last warning, and she suddenly began to tremble and speak.

“Why…why do you keep telling lies…?”

“Ha… If you bother me anymore, I will formally protest to the denomination…”

“Stop lying now!!!”

Saying that, she quickly approached me in front of me…

“Telling lies is a great disrespect to the sun god… uh…?”

“……!!!”

caught

“”………””

And there was silence for a while.

“…what is this?”

The saint who grabbed my lower leg, tilted her head, looked up at me and asked a question.

“…a man’s genitals.”

And after hearing my words, she dyed her face red and began to stutter.

“He, he, he… Then… really… me, man…?”

“…how long are you going to hold on to?”

“Hey profit!!”

When I finally couldn’t stand it and slapped her hand, Ferroche quickly stepped back and started screaming, shooting at her hands.

“Tae, Sun God!! Forgive me of my sins and save me from evil!!”

“…don’t you apologize to me?”

“Sin, sorry…! No… I can’t apologize to you… well, it’s my fault… uh…”

After staring at Ferroche for a moment with a pitiful gaze, who still had her face painted red and began to speak gibberish, I tried to leave the church behind her, but…

– Knock Knock Knock Knock Knuckle

“…Well?”

For some reason, the exit was locked.

“Hey, how did this…”

I was confused for a while because of that, but I turned around and tried to ask Perloche how this happened…

“Fray… you… aren’t you really a woman…?”

Suddenly, she changed her expression coldly and came towards me.

[False evil’s intuition: A powerful murderous feeling is felt nearby!]

After seeing the system window that popped up in front of me, I hurriedly tried to put my hand on the sword I was wearing on my waist…

“I really don’t think so!!!”

“Ugh!!”

Before she could pull out her sword, the saint grabbed her by the neck and threw her on the floor.

In 1:1, it was a moment when the ‘Sun God’s Protection’, which had no technology to counteract it, clearly demonstrated its power.

“Cool…! Now… this… what are you doing…”

Perloche, who had been biting her lip, slowly opened her mouth as she struggled to ask a question, barely resisting the overwhelming force of being confused.

“If you’re not a woman… if you don’t have any weaknesses… I’ll have to kill you too…”

“…What?”

“Even though… I met people like me… I decided to work with them… but in the end it was all in vain…”

“Now… what are you talking about…”

“…I saw the future.”

As I listened, trying to somehow catch my mind that was choked by the wind, I closed my eyes tightly when I heard her say that I had seen the future.

“The future… what a future…”

“You, this empire… the future that ruins the world…”

Perloche, who had begun to cry all of a sudden, began to speak with more strength in my neck.

“I… did my best… to get you to repent in that future…”

“Collock…Colok…”

“I went to you every day and recite the doctrine of the Sun God… Every night I prayed to the Sun God for your repentance… When you did bad things, I endured kicks and tore them up…”

“Ugh…”

“But you ended up shattering the Empire… and putting the people of the Empire in torment.”

Perloche, who had begun to cry tears from her eyes, continued the story with her hand holding my neck trembling.

“Stupid and ignorant… As a scarecrow, I could only watch you ruin everything…”

“Turn it off…”

“So, I was so happy when I thought I had discovered your fatal weakness… that might change that future.”

Unable to bear it any longer, I grabbed Perloche’s hand and tried to say something, but she continued to add strength to her grip.

“Maybe… this time… No, before the future I saw comes… I think that if I use your weakness… I might be able to convert you, who could not have been able to repent no matter what you did. I did…”

“That, so… a female Taryeong…”

“But in the end, even that weakness was my stupid and stupid mistake.”

After finishing those words, Perloche closed her eyes tightly and continued with a heap of tears.

“So… In the end, I guess it’s my fate that I have no choice but to kill you. Mr. Frey…”

“Come on, wait…”

“Still, for the sake of the Empire… for the people of the Empire… And to save your soul from going to hell… this is the only way…”

The saint, who had been talking hipsterly with a guilty expression on her face, smiled broadly and said with great effort.

“After I kill you… I’ll take my own life too. No matter how much you ruin your empire in the future… It’s clearly a sin to kill something that didn’t happen.”

“Ugh…”

“…Instead, I will help you to the end of your repentance in the afterlife.”

– Hurry up!

After saying those words, Perloche broke my neck with all her might.

“…Ugh.”

Perloche, who felt the sensation of my neck being broken with her own hands, trembled with the guilt of committing the murder, then immediately put her hands together and began to pray quietly.

“Sun God, please be content to sacrifice my humble soul for violating your doctrine… Forgive the Empire and Frey…”

After praying like that, Perloche quietly put her hand to her neck and muttered.

“…he was also a good person at times.”

[notice! <Emergency Defense> skill automatic use complete!]

[Used for: Physical power increased by Perloche Astellade’s ‘Blessing of the Sun’]

[Details: ‘Blessing of the Sun’ is a legendary protection given only to saints by the sun god, and boasts a destructive 1:1 ability. The number of beings that can oppose or defeat this protection is extremely limited to that of a star warrior or a demon king wearing the armor of the awakened hero.]

And after fainting for a while, the system window popped up in front of me, and at the same time I came to my senses, I witnessed Ferroche grabbing his neck and muttering something with a pathetic expression…

“Please, in the next life… keep the innocent appearance of the past until the end…”

“Yeah! Actually, I’m a girl!!”

“Ugh!!”

cried out in a hurry.

“…why, why didn’t you die?”

The saint stared at me with her mouth wide open for a moment and then asked a question with a bewildered expression on her face.

“…a popping sound in the throat doesn’t necessarily mean that a person dies.”

“…Ugh.”

Hearing that, Perloche froze for a moment with a stupid expression on her face, then started crying again and approaching me.

“Sin, I’m sorry…! Hmm, stupid I didn’t know that…! You were very sick…?”

“Oh, no… not so…”

“I’ll break you right now, so wait a minute…!”

“No, I’m a girl! I’m actually a girl!!”

I screamed at Ferroche who was approaching me with the lights on and I was terrified, waving my hand in a hurry, and then Ferroche frowned and asked a question.

“But… then, that long wait…”

“…It’s fake! It’s fake! It’s fake to pretend to be a man!”

I didn’t want to feel the sensation of my neck being broken again, so I lied as plausibly as possible… Then Ferroche flinched and asked the question again.

“…Then what about your voice?”

“yes?”

“Now that I think about it… Mr. Frey’s voice is too thick for a woman…”

“…it’s because you altered your voice!”

“Then, what’s your original voice like?”

As she asked the question in a dubious way, I concentrated the mana in my body on my neck and spoke in a voice that was as thin and soft as possible.

“…this is my original voice.”

“…..!!!”

Then, the saint, who looked at me with a surprised expression, immediately smiled brightly and opened her mouth.

“…that’s good! You’ve got a weakness again!”

“…okay.”

As I quietly nodded, the saint opened her mouth, wiping the tears from her eyes.

“Then… From now on, every time the academy is over, please come to the church! I’ll make you repent!”

“No… that’s a bit…”

“It’s an order! You say you have a ‘weakness’ on me right now…?”

“Ha, okay… Then… wait, wait.”

“…yes?”

After roughly escaping the situation, I got out of here and was planning to formally protest to the church.

‘The moment you receive help from the church, Perloche’s position will be drastically lowered…’

Now is the time for Perloche to be treated like a saint by the Church, even though she may be considered stupid.

However, the corrupt bishops and popes will by now be full of thoughts of undermining her powers and taking power by themselves.

So, if I get rid of Perloche with the help of the Church right now… In the short term, it will be an advantage, but in the long run, it will cause big problems.

The crimes of attempted murder and insults by descendants of the enemy lines of the duke’s family, which are few in the empire, are serious sins that even a saint cannot condemn.

‘…Then, should I obey her? No, that’s a problem…’

However, if you do not borrow the power of the denomination, that is also a problem.

If I do not inform the denomination, I will eventually have to resolve this situation on my own.

In that case, there would be two options: to subdue Perloche by force or to obey her words… Both of them have problems.

First of all, it is almost impossible to subdue her by force.

In order to overwhelmingly suppress Perloche, who has the protection of the sun god, so that he can no longer flirt with me, the ‘Awakened Warrior’s Armor’ is needed.

In the current state, unless you fight for the sole purpose of killing her, you will never be able to overwhelm her.

And, it is absolutely impossible to kill Perloche.

It is a game over condition in the first place, and it goes against my belief that I want to protect everyone.

Then, the only way left by the extinction method is to obey her words… I don’t want to wear that cute maid outfit even if I die and wake up.

I mean, I’m not a warrior maid.

Besides, she said she was going to repent for me.

That means, if I show any repentance in front of her, even a little… there will be another penalty.

It is truly a dire situation.

“…Hey, why are you doing that?”

“Oh, that’s… that’s what…”

As I was sweating profusely and contemplating an answer, Perloche looked carefully at me and asked why.

In the end, to buy time, I asked a question about a part of what she said earlier, which I thought was a bit odd.

“…Did you say that you and ‘like people’ met and agreed to collaborate? What do you mean by that?”

“…yes?”

“And what do you mean it was all in vain?”

“Ah… that…”

When I asked, Ferroche tried to say something without thinking, then asked again with a wary expression on his face.

“Well, why are you asking that at this time!?”

“Oh… I’ve gotten a little more intelligent as well.”

“Yes? Now what…”

“Ah, so I mean… As a maid who will serve you for the rest of your life, I want to know all those little things.”

When I lied to relieve her vigilance, Perloche immediately released her vigilant expression and began to speak in an excited voice.

“Aha! That’s it! To be honest, I’m still a little skeptical of what you said, Frey, but… It’s kind of true, so let me tell you something special!”

“…yes.”

“Actually, there are a few others who have seen the future like me!”

“……”

And as I listened to her, I closed my eyes tightly and grabbed my head.

‘…they have already formed a coalition.’

The fact that the main heroines are already united, this is quite troublesome. Apparently, it is necessary to immediately prepare a countermeasure.

‘…By the way, is Perloche telling me now that this is good? driving me crazy.’

Apparently, Perloche should never be an ally.

“Hey… Can you tell me who the people who said they saw the future are?”

“…No!”

With that determination, I asked a question to figure out who the main heroines were, but Perloche shook his head and shouted.

“Clana-sama said you should never tell me!”

“…Clana?”

“Yes! Please, you asked again… Suck…!”

However, in the next moment, she said Clana’s name in a vain way.

“…I’ll do what I didn’t hear. Keep talking.”

“Go, thank you! Anyway, I stumbled upon people who saw the future like me, and I was trying to work with them.”

“…what about cooperation?”

“Frey, the cooperation that ruins and kills you!”

“……..”

To be honest, I didn’t think I’d be able to explain it so kindly… A saint is like a tree that generously spreads out.

“Yeah, I get it. But why do you think it’s pointless?”

“Ah… that’s it…”

As I nodded my head and asked a question, the saint began to speak in a sullen voice.

“Recently, I received an oracle from the Sun God whether what I’m doing is right or not…”

“…or an oracle?”

“Yeah… But the sun god said it wasn’t right…”

When I frowned at those words, Ferroche said with a bright expression on his face again.

“In other words! I can’t beat you if you cooperate! So… I decided to do my own thing!”

“…yes.”

“So, with amazing reasoning, I discovered your weaknesses… and by intimidating like this, I created an opportunity to convert you and change your future! After all, the oracle is always right!”

“ha…”

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Even if I misinterpreted the meaning of the oracle, I thought about whether I should blame the saint for misinterpreting the oracle, or the sun god, who had no idea what she was thinking, then sighed and started tapping the brooch on my chest. .

Now, it’s time to go back to the false evil character.

“Okay, now it’s explained? So, put on that maid outfit and start cleaning…”

– Clana-sama said you should never tell me!

“…Eh?”

Unaware, she picked up her maid outfit again, held it out to me and spoke in a triumphant voice, and began to tilt her head when the remarks she had made earlier came out of the brooch I had knocked on.

– …to collaborate on what?

– Frey A cooperation that will destroy and kill you!

“……!”

Then, when her very dangerous remarks came out of the brooch, she asked me a question with a puzzled look on her face.

“Gee, what are you doing right now…?”

“What is it, a threat.”

“Tongue, a threat…?”

I said, staring coldly at Perloche who asked in a trembling voice.

“The 3rd princess of the empire and the saint must have been trying to get people involved…?”

“I, there…”

“Is that also me, who will become the next head of the Starlight Dukes, a noble family of warriors…?”

“Hey, hey…!”

The saint trembled for a while, and soon began to scream.

“If it turns out like that…! The fact that you’re a woman…!”

“Sorry, I’m actually a man.”

“No, by the way, I’m a woman again!”

“It’s a lie. You’ve touched it, so you know it well? It can’t be implemented easily.”

“Ugh, whoops!!”

The saint, who had been sweating profusely at my brazen tone, said with a cold expression on her face.

“Then you must die here…”

“Well, I don’t care if you kill me… Then this transcript will soon be distributed across the country, right?”

“…yes?”

When she gave me a bewildered expression at my words, I opened my mouth, caressing the brooch on my chest.

“This brooch… Not only does it have a simple recording function, but it also has transmission magic on it.

“…Transmission, magic?”

“It must have been passed on to my henchmen by now. Of course, I had ordered them to release the recordings I sent to the world when I die or disappear.”

“Hey, lie!”

As she said, what I said was a blatant lie.

This ‘recording brooch’ is one of the three brooches that I always wear on my chest along with the ‘life force delivery brooch’ and ‘death oath brooch’, and it has the function of recording the other person’s words.

However, of course, there is no function to transmit the recorded recording. To add such a function, it would cost tens of thousands of gold by default, but of course it is a waste of money.

‘…Still, it was good to wear these brooches.’

It has become a habit to wear these three brooches on my chest, which I used usefully in the previous car, so I was able to get a chance to come back today.

So, I want to make brooches with more various functions and wear them… Unfortunately, I haven’t been able to find a craftsman who was upset by Isolet in the back alley.

So, making additional brooches seems to have to be delayed a bit.

“If it sounds like a lie, why don’t you try breaking it once.”

I took a break for a while because I couldn’t add more brooches, then I shook my head and leaned my head to Perloche, who was denying my words.

“…Ugh, whoops!”

“Well, if I break it, I’ll die…but you and the poor 3rd princess won’t be safe? Are you going to kill me anyway?”

“Ugh…!”

The saint, who looked at me with anger, immediately lowered her head helplessly and muttered.

“…I lost.”

“What?”

“I lost! You damn Frey!!”

After yelling like that, Ferroche started crying and talking to me.

“The door is open, so shut it off! Let’s pretend that today’s work didn’t happen…”

“…No. Why do you pretend you didn’t work today?”

“Yes, yes…?”

I approached her with a mean expression on her face and whispered softly stroking her chin.

“…Now it’s your turn to be threatened, isn’t it?”

“…..Hick!”

Hearing my smirk, the saint began to look at me with trembling and fearful eyes, and I handed her the maid clothes that had fallen on the floor and said:

“Wear it.”

“…Yes?”

“Wear it.”

“Uh, here…?”

I nodded my head to her, who had a bewildered expression on her face, and said with a smile.

“…you are my exclusive maid from now on.”

Hearing this, the saint began to change clothes slowly in front of me with a face full of shame.

Also, I think I’m really good at being hated.

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  1. MrPojsomnoj says:

    I can’t say that I dissatisfied with the result…

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