The Main Heroines are Trying to Kill Me chapter 328

The Main Heroines are Trying to Kill Me 328

– Tub, Tub…

Shortly before the Bishop and the Order of the Holy Knights entered the Imperial Palace to negotiate.

“Hmm~ Hmm~♪”

“……”

The Demon God, who stood close to Frey who was humming, and quietly looked at him, opened his eyes and began to mutter inwardly.

‘Hey Frey, I thought he was crazy, but it was actually calculated madness.’

Not long ago, she thought that Frey had completely lost her mind because of her intervention in the system.

‘Well then. There’s no way the mental power of 10 can be broken so easily.’

However, when the denomination began to threaten with ‘excommunication’ as a hostage, Frey immediately made a rational decision.

Crazy people can’t control their anger. However, Frey clearly made a rational decision.

In other words, ‘madness’ itself was his strategy.

‘If that’s the case… there’s still room to dig.’

As soon as the demon god entered the room with Frey, he drew out all the power he had recovered as much as a rat’s tail, because there was such a speculation.

– Shaah…

“Give in, Frey.”

If Frey had been in perfect condition, or had lost his taste, he would never have done that.

“hurry.”

However, Frey’s physical condition was the worst, since he had been rolling his body rough for two days.

And, her power was the power to destroy the normal. It was only the power to destroy and color in darkness, so it exerted a greater power on normal people.

“……..”

“It’s done. My toy.”

So, until Frey began to look at himself with open eyes, the Demon God only thought that his power had worked.

“How dare you scare the gods of a mortal subject, a kid who doesn’t even know his fractions.”

Thanks to this, the demon was excited and sat down at the table in the middle of the room, waving his legs back and forth and looking at Frey with an excited expression, then quietly began to eat again.

“…it looks cute like this.”

I woke up too early and had only had the power of a rat’s tail, but this state will last for two to three days.

“First, kiss the top of my foot.”

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Excited by this, the Demon God looked down at Frey with a queen-like gaze and whispered that.

– Sreuk…

Then, with open eyes, Frey carefully wrapped her feet around her and lifted her up toward her face.

“Then, lick it carefully.”

Only then did she feel relieved, and she gave a cold command and opened the system window in front of her.

‘This time, I will completely corrupt you. Frey.’

Then, with a pounding heart, she started to operate the system.

> Would you like to deliver the [Corruption] quest to [Frey]?

[Y/N]

‘The moment you receive it… you’re done.’

Somehow, as long as Frey accepted the quest, it was great. Even if Frey, who was brainwashed by himself, presses Accept, the corruption will continue.

> An error occurred!

“Well?”

But with that thought in mind, the demon who pressed ‘Y’ with his finger quietly tilts his head.

> Error code: ???

> The quest cannot be applied to the object.

“what?”

Obviously, the quest that had been sent normally until before was suddenly emitting an error message.

> Searching for system errors…

> Searching for a solution…

> Failed to search for a solution.

“Hey, why is this?”

After that, as unknown messages began to follow, the demon tapped the screen with a bewildered expression.

> Error: A fatal error occurred in the program.

> Restoring program…

> Recovery failed!

“…???

> System Error: Fatal errors have occurred.

> A non-existent event occurred.

> A non-existent NPC has been created.

> You have entered a scenario that does not exist.

> An error occurred in expressing the state of the object.

> The direction of the object’s progression cannot be predicted.

Nevertheless, the system that continued to spit out unknown characters immediately started to pop up a crying emoticon and start to crackle.

> object? Is this?

Then, the screen of the Demon God who urgently printed slightly broken characters.

“What are you doing now?”

“…!”

The demon, who was reading the letters with a puzzled expression on a situation he had never experienced before, hears a creepy voice in front of him and begins to put on a pale expression.

“Uh, huh?”

“After all, the system was not you. You were also manipulating something to interfere with the system.”

“What, what? Why can’t I be brainwashed… bastard!?”

After a while, the Demon God, who was about to back down with a bewildered expression, began to look embarrassed when he lifted him upside down while holding his foot by Frey.

> object? go? More than? do?

“I, I know… Kheoheuk!!”

Then, in that state, Frey trampled on his stomach and exhaled heavily.

– Pair!!

“Ugh.”

Frey, who slapped her ear hard on her cheek, pulled something out of her arms and stroked it and murmured.

“By the way, how can you attack me? The sun god says that if you do something like that, your ‘godlines’ will be reduced?”

“Kheh, Kek…”

“Is there anyone who is looking after you?”

“Gugu~!”

Frey was strangling with the spirit of a demonic spirit materialized and strangling while holding Gugu in his hands, which glows all over his body and flaps his wings.

“Why don’t you talk?”

He looked down at the demon whose face was getting tired of blue and whispered quietly.

“Khehe, Kek… Kheuk…”

“Isn’t my words like words?”

“Ghehe…”

“It’s strange, is it time to talk about this?”

Then, Frey, with a mysterious expression on her face, loosened the belt she was wearing around her waist and started tying her wrists.

“……..”

“Is it because it’s not right yet?”

Then, Frey grabbed her droopy neck and dragged her along.

– Awkward…

Before long, Frey, who had a scabbard into the wall, hung a belt tied around her wrist and hung the demon.

“……..”

– Pair!!!

“…hehehehe!”

And then, once again, Frey throws an earpuff on her cheek as hard as she can.

“Goddess, don’t you think I’m talking to you? Aren’t the words of mortals so trivial that they can’t even be heard?”

When she wakes up trembling thanks to her, Frey asks with a broken face.

“Yeah, didn’t you… choked your neck until you passed out…”

“Oh, that’s what happened.”

Looking at Frey like that, the trembling Demon God muttered timidly, and Frey patted his forehead and said so.

– Kwagwagwagwang!!!

“Heh heh heh heh…”

The next moment, Frey’s all-out punches pierced her stomach.

“Whoa… uhhh…”

Thanks to her, she burst into tears from her round eyes and spewed out black magic from her mouth.

“Oh, if you hit the soul, you get black magic. It’s a total black magic vending machine, right? I think Kania will like it very much.”

“Gueh…”

“From the point of view of the Warlocks, it is holy water, holy water. She is a goddess who spouts holy water when hit by a ship. Isn’t it a huge hit?”

“Why, why? Why…?”

As the demon murmured, feeling the violence he had never experienced before and the fear he had never felt before, Frey, who was talking with a smile, hardened his expression coldly.

“That would be absurd, my lord.”

Then, while stroking her stomach, Frey whispers.

“Me and the heroines have lived their entire lives in the absurdity you have built up just for your own satisfaction.”

“Uh, uh…”

“Then why do you frown at the fact that you felt absurd for just a few seconds? Isn’t this absurd?”

Hearing that, the angry demon clenched his teeth and murmured.

“It was just a little bit of tormenting humans.”

“What?”

“I’m speaking by my standards, so you may not understand. Then I’ll speak from a human standard.”

The Demon God who said that, said with an arrogant smile.

“I was just annoying some of the young flycatchers crawling on the ground. Isn’t that a big deal?”

“her.”

“But then, the flycatcher suddenly imprisoned me in the body of a flyworm, flapping its wings and preaching something unreasonable. Don’t you think I’m going crazy because I’m the same as you?”

“You’re just crazy.”

“Keheuk!!!”

Frey, who was making a face that he couldn’t listen to her anymore, kicked her in the stomach, and she took another rough breath.

‘Stupid guy…’

Then she smiled and muttered.

‘You don’t even know that the church is in front of your nose…’

All of a sudden, the church came close to my nose.

If they open the door like this, they will be able to persuade them that they have been threatened for exposing with this body, and they will be able to be rescued by the church.

For some reason, she did not know why Frey was not brainwashed and the quest was not granted, but she decided to focus on messing with Frey by escaping from here.

“Ah! Are you here?”

“Geheuk… Ghehew…”

However.

“It’s true that I gave it to you and made me testify! How the hell did you know? Is the denomination a denomination?”

– Puck…!!!

“Hey!?”

After that, things started to get weird.

‘…what?’

For some reason, even though the denomination had come, he did not panic and watched Frey continue to beat him in the face, and the demon began to vaguely recognize that something was wrong.

“Frey, don’t do anything irreversible… ugh!”

“…f*ck it.”

And when Frey slapped the bishop, who was trying to stop him with a gentle expression, with a table, the devil regretted his previous words and actions and spat out swear words.

“Hey, heresy! It’s heresy!!”

On the other hand, the bishop stings and shouts at Frey.

“Mo, everyone destroy that heresy in the name of the sun god…”

– Fast!

“…..uh?”

Then, when Frey smiles broadly and hits the head of one of the knights who rushed at him, he bursts out, with a puzzled expression on his face and is at a loss for words.

“One person negotiation completed.”

Meanwhile, Frey muttered as he looked down at the knight with his smashed head in a quiet room.

“You only need to negotiate 21 more times!”

Then he turned the table around and started approaching the rest of the people.

> dog?? More than that??…..

“Well, what the hell…”

The demon looked at him with trembling trembling, and when the system letters came out again, he closed his eyes tightly and muttered.

> ……Check the version status.

“I don’t know… I’m scared…”

Because of that, she was unable to check the last message that came to mind.

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– Kwajik!!

The 12th time my table hits my head, the head of the knight running towards me flies away.

“Are the negotiations going smoothly than you think?”

Then, as I wiped the blood off my face and said that, the priests who had been beating the door frantically for some reason fell to their seats and started bleeding.

“Sah, save me…”

“Mom, just save my life. Please…”

“Hey, hey… hey, hey…”

No, looking closely, it was urine, not blood. It seems to have been mistaken for blood because all sides are red.

“Why are you doing this? We’re negotiating?”

“Mi, you crazy. You’re crazy.”

“The devil, the devil. The devil has returned to this world…”

Looking at them with bewildered expressions, the priests started muttering as they stepped backwards with wet lower ribs.

“Why are you shivering here? Is it strange?”

I tilted my head for a moment because I couldn’t understand them, then I shook the table and started walking towards them.

Anyway, this table feels pretty good. It can even be used as a secondary weapon.

“Boo, deputy chief!! Let’s see what you do!”

“Goo, save me!”

“Uh, uh…!”

As I was thinking about it, the priests pushed the trembling vice-leader towards me.

“Ahhh!!!”

For some reason, she, who had been immersed in terrifying fear, came running to me with mad eyes.

“Yep.”

“Hey!”

For a madman, a stick is medicine. However, there are no clubs around, so when she hits her with a table, she floats and flies away and crashes into the wall.

“Uh, uh… uh…”

He would have ended up with a light bruise because he was well-equipped with armor. But, why can’t I even hold my sword while shaking so much? Have you ever been seriously injured?

“die!!!”

– Kazing! Kajijing! Kaji support…!

“…..uh.”

Worried, I approached her and was attacked by her sword, so I slashed her sword down to the table and smashed it.

The larger the area, the more dispersed the sword. lack of skill

“Hell, monster.”

“Why am I a monster? I’m just negotiating.”

I looked down at her with a slightly pathetic expression, and scratched my head as the deputy chief muttered in a low voice and asked.

Something’s strange from before. why are you so scared of me Have you not looked down on me until now?

“Oh, can’t you see?”

I was quietly tilting my head, and the deputy commander pointed to me and screamed.

“Yeah, are you still human…?”

So, looking around, I saw knights with their heads smashed and rolling around.

“No, can’t a person like the vice-chief stand up to something like this?”

“Woah, ooh…”

It’s a bit terrifying to look at. But what are you so fussy about with just this?

“I didn’t even kill anyone.”

“…What?”

That’s why he said that with an unfair expression on his face, and the face of the vice-captain, who was nauseated, turned white.

“Sah, please save me…”

Then, in a panic, she fell on her knees and started to pray to me.

“Mo, just save my life… I’ll do anything you ask me to do. Well, whatever. So please…”

“I’ll turn.”

Why are you trembling like this because you’re not even a real person, and you only destroyed the dolls made by the church?

– Whoa…

It’s not a real person, it’s just a doll made of dirt and black magic, with no intelligence. Were you so scared of catching pets that weren’t just living things that carried out your orders?

– Whoa…

“Uh, huh?”

After a certain amount of time, the blood and dolls that had been around them turned black and began to melt.

It is natural. Now that I put out the harpoon, the spell on it has to be released. If you don’t put out a harpoon like that, they’re like zombies that keep their spells and respawn instantly.

“Ugh…”

– Kwajik…!

Like the guy who came up to me with his arms clinging to where his head was just now.

What kind of experiment did the church use to create these elaborate dolls?

Should I catch the day and brush it all off?

“Why, why didn’t you tell me? Uh, why did you attach dolls that weren’t elite soldiers…”

As they quietly turn to dirt, the bishop, who just noticed something, mutters with a rotten expression.

“Come on, wrong. I was wrong. Hehe.”

On the other hand, the deputy chief crawls to me with eyes wide open after looking at them blankly.

“Forgive me. Great Frey. I, I don’t want to die yet. So please…”

Then she put my feet on her head and fell flat on her head and began to pray.

“All right, I’ll be your dog. I’ll swear allegiance to you again. So please…”

“Huh, heh heh. Heh heh heh…”

“Wow… Whoops…”

And not only her, but the priests were also showing a reaction that was no different.

“Well…”

As I looked at them carefully, a thought suddenly entered my mind.

‘Maybe, these guys… didn’t know about dolls at all?’

If so, it makes sense now.

If my reasoning is true, they would see me as a madman who took a table and scraped off human bones and guts.

I didn’t want that. I’m just a good person who breaks bones in moderation and sometimes does good deeds. You changed your perspective, not your brain.

“When did you come to the church?”

“Yes, yes, sir. Lee, Lee, I came here a week ago. The former vice-chief suddenly disappeared, and it was filled in in a hurry…”

With that thought in mind, when I asked the vice-captain a question, it seems to be true.

Originally, he was the deputy commander of the Order’s Knights Templar who often changed to the level of ghost stories, and he had a different face from the guy who tried to rape me before, so I was hoping he was a newcomer.

“Who’s that bishop over there?”

“He, that man, that man became a bishop three days ago.”

“Is that the end?”

“Sorry, I’m sorry!! I don’t know the details either! Sa, save me… Ugh.”

I sped up and asked about the bishop, and after shouting that, I began to look around, pushing the vice-captain, who was trembling and rubbing the ball at my feet.

‘It is said that a new vice-chief and a novice bishop were sent to such an important position.’

No matter how I think about it, there seems to be only one answer.

‘These guys are trash.’

The Pope seems to have sent these guys out on purpose.

Creating a cause for excommunication? Are you afraid of any loss to the executives? Or is it a message that the imperial family will not be recognized?

I don’t know exactly what it is, but one thing is for sure.

‘Are you ugly?’

gets quite hot. As long as the destruction of the church was on the ‘Main Quest’, no matter what the Pope’s intentions were, wouldn’t it be disrespectful?

After I succeeded in rebelling against the imperial family, I tried to rest for a while, but it seems unlikely.

– Gugugugu…

“If you are beaten to death, the Pope or anything else will be good.”

“Ugh, uh…!”

As I muttered and breathed out life without my knowledge, the bishop, who had a confused expression on his face, suddenly jumped up from his seat.

– Kwajik, Kwajik, Kwajik!!!

“Yeah!?”

Then, out of nowhere, the bishop spouts tentacles from his left arm and grabs the priests.

– Gulleong, Gulleong…

“Wow, it’s an octopus.”

“Hey, this guy…!”

It looks like an octopus caught in the sea with Arya when she was young, and she muttered with a clear voice, and the bishop starts the story with a fishy smile.

“My, don’t you think I couldn’t have hidden it!”

“No more.”

“Ok!!”

Saying that, the bishop, who was pulling energy from the priests and collecting the tentacles, swung the tentacles vigorously at me, so he smashed them with a table and cut them off.

Again, the negotiating table seems to be a good bargaining tool.

“Kurre…”

“Uh, uh…”

“Huh? Huh?”

I grabbed my arm and looked at the guy wriggling on the floor, then quietly turned my gaze back.

So, the priests who are unconscious or wriggling with bubbles, and the deputy commander with bewildered faces come into view.

“Life is not affected.”

– Gugugugu…

“…Well?”

They were all corrupt priests, so I didn’t feel very pitiful, but I was still thinking about whether I should help, but a strange sound suddenly started coming from behind.

“Heh. heh heh. heh heh heh heh!”

He was slowly descending to the ground with tentacles all over his body.

Looking at it, it looks like a space-transporting type of magic, are you going to get rid of it now?

– Kazing…!

“No use! He saved me!”

He tried to negotiate by throwing a table at the guy whose half of his body had already fallen, but the tentacles that wrapped around his body bounced off the table.

“Let the eternal sun set…”

“Guguya, head-butt.”

“nine!”

“…Ugh.”

I looked at him with a frown on his face, and when I said that in a low voice, Gugu rushed forward violently and bumped into him.

– Boom!!

“Aww…”

Gugu is, after all, the highest spirit. The guy who was hit by such a blow, naturally vomited blood and bowed his head.

– Tzuzuzuzuzu…

“Goo! Goo!!”

“Take it, turn it off…”

After a while, Gugu grabbed the guy’s few side hairs with his feet and pulled it up, and the guy started struggling.

– Sreuk…

However, the bishop disappears into the pit when Gugu, who can’t bear the weight, loses him.

“Hmm.”

“Hey, hey…”

Holding only his hair in my claws, I looked at Gugu, who had a playful expression on his face, and turned my attention to the vice-captain, who had been lying at my feet until then.

“Help me…”

– Sreuk…

“…Uh, huh?”

As a result of fierce negotiations, corrupt priests and deputy chiefs were obtained as loot.

– Whoops…

“Heh, heh heh…”

In order not to lose the loot, I tied her wrists with the tentacles that were scattered around, and immediately grabbed her and dragged her to the place where the demon was.

“hey.”

And while I was hanging the vice-leader from the scabbard she was hanging from, I whispered in a low voice into the ear of the demon, who had been looking at me with a frightened expression until then.

“After I’ve been drinking for a while, I’ll show you what absurdity is.”

“Uh, where… are you going… huh?”

When beaten, the vending machine that spits out holy water and information asks that question and is pushed by the deputy chief and exhales.

“anticipate.”

“…Ugh.”

As she pretends to punch her stomach, she twitches and twitches her stomach muscles.

“Gugu, did you put feathers on him earlier?”

“nine!”

It seems to be a vending machine that can be controlled remotely.

“Where’s that bastard now?”

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a few dozen minutes after that.

“Huh… huh…”

A dark forest tens of kilometers from the Imperial Palace.

“F, Frey… That child is a child of the devil. His Majesty.”

There, the bishop, who was lying face down and breathing heavily, was talking with his eyes dyed black.

“You have to show that demon the power of the Church to the fullest!! Holy Father, please… um?”

Then he quietly turned his head to the pretense of popularity he felt behind him.

“No, no. It can’t be. Haha.”

The bishop, who was sweating in a cold sweat and muttering like that, continued the conversation.

“Sungha, why did you give me a ‘doll’ instead of an elite soldier…”

I started asking questions like that, with an expression that I suddenly remembered.

“Caught.”

“Khehe!!”

The next moment, Frey suddenly appeared from behind, grabbed the back of his neck and let out a breath.

“The negotiations aren’t over yet!! Where are you going?!”

“Shut up!”

Presumably he liked it so much, he spread the table he had brought in front of him, grabbed the back of his back, and threw it into the tree in front of him.

“Hey, how are you here…”

“I don’t have a conversation with the bait.”

Then he sat down at the table and asked in a cold voice.

“Pope, are you watching?”

“……..”

“What’s the purpose?”

And, the silence that began to flow for a while.

“Kuruk, Kuruk…!”

The bishop, who was looking at Frey with trembling eyes in the silence, suddenly trembled and turned his eyes.

“…hmm.”

Then, the bishop suddenly changed his expression calmly.

“Nice to meet you.”

He then spoke to Frey with a grim expression on his face.

“The Holy Father. Where are you now?”

“You’re rude.”

“Don’t be mean, break it quickly. One more every 3 seconds.”

Frey, who looked at him like that, spoke with an excited expression, and the Pope spoke with an arrogant expression on his face.

“Thanks for moving me the way I intended, Frey. You gave me a very good cause.”

“……..”

“Congratulations on being the master of the excommunication declaration that will spread around the world in a few hours. Of course, including the princess.”

“The Holy Father. Do you like playing tags? I like it very much.”

Having said that, he smiled slightly after hearing Frey’s words.

“I used to do it a lot when I was young. But when I grew up, it wasn’t so much fun.”

“Why?”

“It’s not thrilling to realize that even if you’re caught there’s no big deal, and you’ve got multiple lives, so it’s too bad to be a tagger. And now there are so many ways to completely hide.”

Having said that, the Pope burst into laughter and began to speak.

“You’ll never find me. So you can’t stop the excommunication declaration. But if you follow my instructions even now…”

“123° 24° 76°”

“…?”

However, Frey, who was looking at the darkened eyes of the bishop, murmured with a creepy expression on his face.

“found.”

– Tsuzuzuzu…

Then, as Frey slapped his hand on the bishop’s head until then, silver smoke rose and the bishop drooped.

“Hide yourselves, Pope.”

“……..”

“There is only one life in my game.”

With that, Frey made a satisfied expression, and then immediately disappeared from view after saying that.

“………”

The pope woke up after quietly watching the scene in his hiding place, and immediately asked the priest next to him.

“123° 24° 76°. Where do these coordinates stand?”

“Um… wait a minute.”

Then, the priest took out the map from his bosom and started counting slowly.

“…I think.”

“hmm. “

Hearing that, the pope quietly got up from his seat and murmured.

“…f*ck it.”

It was the pope who made a horror film out of nowhere.

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  1. Dragolex says:

    A partir del 300 se volvió nadas fray

  2. aaether says:

    bro doxxed him

  3. Chud Frey says:

    Slasher Frey

  4. LordFerwin says:

    Pft! Hahahaha. Chapter 300+ is the best!

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