(EP.7) Flower Aira #7
007 – Ira the Flower of Evil #7
If you think about it, it was quite common.
People I don’t know, or the cogs on the extremity that I’ve come across at a glance, are trying to increase my prestige by chanting my name.
These guys are doing bad things by selling my name privately.
silkygoat was the goat. cry
No matter how hard I try, my reputation never goes up.
“Come on! Eat with me and drink tea. Let’s live happily!”
“Hey, please stop! My arm hurts!”
“I am a light hand. The gardener’s right arm! Can you imagine what will happen to your family if you disobey my orders-!?”
“… uh-.”
So, how is it going? I’m curious too.
“Come on-!”
“I’m sorry… ! You, you’re ugly-! f**k-!”
The commotion grows louder.
ㅡWho, someone stop me-! I don’t know what will happen if I get dragged to that guy’s house like this!
-Last time, he was like that at the inn next door-!
– How do we deal with Tae-oh’s bastard? If it’s just sparking fire at us… .
Well. After all, the arrows of the people’s hearts are starting to focus on me as I stand still.
Even so, impersonating my acquaintance is a serious sin.
Those babies were hammered by the coffin to drive me into a death flag.
Today was the day I paid my annual leave, so I didn’t want to do a lot of work if possible.
If I let this go on, people’s anger may gather in arrows and turn towards me.
I thought it would be good to solve the problem quickly, so I got up and slowly separated the crowd and approached them.
“Come on, let’s do that.”
“What are you?”
The man frowned.
“Who, who is it, dares to tell me this and that? Haven’t you heard who I am?”
The collector, who identified himself as a light hand, didn’t think he would be stopped in such a messy and disorderly back alley tavern.
“You said it was my right arm, but you didn’t even recognize your master’s voice?”
“What-?”
I removed the robe I was wearing over my head.
Shrek-.
silkygoat was the goat. cry
Now that I have revealed my identity in a place like this, from now on, it is the end of sneaking into a tavern here and gathering information. But I can’t help it.
ㅡwhat-. who is that guy
– I don’t know-. What’s going on-?
I felt a lot of noise around me. It seems that not everyone understands this situation. Maybe it’s because there are a lot of people who don’t know I’m Tae-oh?
Most of the people here are ordinary people who have never looked at the face of a high-ranking official for the rest of their lives.
But, unfortunately, it seems that the collection officer in front of me was the same.
“What are you doing bastard? It’s the first time I see your face. Do you know who I am? ok? You’ve got a knife in your face. Can you make one more-?”
swish-.
The collection officer pulled out the dagger he was wearing around his waist.
It was like a letter knife that rips off the seal of a briefcase, but it is still quite sharp, so it looks good enough as a weapon.
slur-.
sudden chills.
I’m not going to die here, am I?
“If you don’t want to get hurt, get off-.”
“… … .”
So I distanced myself from the man and thought about how I could do this. Using the bodyguards on standby?
silkygoat was the goat. cry
No, then that man is literally slaughtered.
“Tae-oh who slaughtered a person in a tavern.”
It is clear that the front and back will be cut, and rumors and articles like this will spread everywhere.
Let’s ask a question first.
“If you are the right arm of the court gardener Tae-oh, do you know what he looks like?”
“Of course-. Tae-oh eats dinner with me, and we are brother and sister-! Even though I am a ninth-grade collector, sooner or later, I will go to the palace-!”
sh-. The man quickly darkened his face and said.
“So, if you don’t want to see me being rude, get out. You’re a baby boy.”
silkygoat was the goat. cry
No, what
I’m so confident that I feel like I’m lying.
Are you intoxicated with the settings you have created? It’s called Ripley Syndrome.
What kind of method do you think would work well for someone like this?
There are many ways that come to mind, and the most effective method for a person who asserts authority is to assert authority as well.
Sreek, Sreuk-.
After rummaging through my arms, I took out a small piece of iron. It is a kind of badge. You could call it a brooch.
A chess piece knight-shaped brooch made of platinum.
Let’s take it out and throw it at the collector guy-.
“What is this-.”
The Collector’s Light Hand, who received it with a fairly good reflex, wrinkled his brow. However, I wondered if his expression was getting whiter as he looked at it.
“Heh, huh, uh-.”
It flopped to the floor, making a sound like an air balloon exploding.
“If it’s my right arm, of course you know what it is, right? If you are a collector, even at the very end, you will know the hierarchy.”
It is a night brooch that means a royal vassal. And it was platinum, the highest grade among them. There is only one in the kingdom.
Even in the wide Angmar, it’s a class made just for me.
“This, this, this, the guarantee that this is real… . Elaborately crafted, fake. yes, fake-. Isn’t it fake? impersonator-. I heard that there are many impersonators-!”
“Are you going to pretend to be crazy and fake it?”
I approached the man crouching on the floor slowly, and whispered as I removed the iron Pawn brooch that hung proudly from his shoulder.
“—You seem to be impersonating me, but you are. It’s not unusual, though. Why didn’t the royal family’s ears reach such a messy place? It’s like you’re selling my name. I already knew everything.”
Of course it’s a lie. Because I saw it for the first time today.
“Hey-!”
However, during the process, the face of the man who appeared to be in his early to mid 40s was so old that it would not be strange to say that he had passed his sixtieth birthday.
That was then.
ㅡAh-! That man, Tae-oh! Teo Gospel-! It’s Taeo Gospel-! Really-! I, I’ve seen it before-!
-Uh-. really-. I heard it and it seems so-! Last time I visited the center of Monarch City, I saw it too-!
Someone shouted from behind me. Perhaps some of these people knew my face.
Just as a large stone creates several waves in the waves, that loud cry eventually created small ripples.
-Is that the queen’s secret concubine?
– You look younger than you think? He’s about the same age as my son entering the academy this year.
Perhaps I heard such a story, the tax collector Light Hand, who was sitting in front of me, was sweating like rain and weeping.
“Gee, it’s true-. Nope-. Why is Tae-oh in such a dirty inn-. Nonsense-. It is a lie-. I just, I like young girls-. ah-.”
Have you been under a lot of stress and lost your mind in an instant? Saliva was dripping from his mouth and his hands and legs were shaking.
That’s not pitiful though.
bad bastard.
I bowed my knees and whispered quietly into his ear.
“How dare you use my name? A scum like you is my right arm? You are on the wall right now.”
Then something very surprising happened. The face of the man who had sat on the floor and had no strength to lift a spoon was contorted in astonishment.
“Cha, give me the death penalty, Nari-! lily-! It’s a barrier-! If you go there, don’t you know that big things happen-! I’d rather lick my shoes-!”
Then he fell down at my feet, sticking out his tongue, and really starting to lick his shoes, which was very desperate.
Even so, going to the wall was like having human rights expunged and becoming a lab rat. The treatment is worse than being executed neatly in the guillotine.
“please-! Please forgive me-!”
I was very displeased with the man who came to me and kept getting tangled up in the subject that had just threatened me with a dagger.
“Why is this like this? If you didn’t want to go to the wall, you shouldn’t have done it in the first place.”
“Really, I will become a real Nari’s dog-! I’ll do whatever, whatever I ask, please, please, just go to the barrier-. please-!”
“Now, let’s start a new job as an expedition team, not from the custodian. His dagger-drawing skills are not unusual. If you hold out well, you will be able to get to a higher position-.”
“Hey, hey-! Long live Her Majesty the Queen-! Rocky-san- regular received-. The beautiful kingdom of Angmar-. Ahh-. Beautiful mountain stream, my hometown-. Clear ditch-.”
He even began to sing unsightly, which was none other than the national anthem of Angmar. Now, appealing to me with patriotism and asking for recognition.
At that sight, I, the human Lee Seong-eum, not the Gan Shin-bae Tae-oh, was a little shaken.
However, I could not forgive this man.
If I take this lightly, people who like me will appear, and similar bastards will come out.
Then, for things I didn’t do, I might inherit the karma of resentment and hatred and go straight to the execution.
“I want someone to take this man and leave it to the guards. I, Taeo Gospel. If you told me to send it over the wall, they would understand.”
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Chuck, chuck, chuck-.
As I instructed around, the tavern rice cake stands waiting among the crowd dragged the collector and disappeared.
“Aww-! Please forgive-! I hate barriers, hey hey!”
Watching the policeman being dragged out screaming for his throat to burst, I wondered if I had made a harsh judgment.
It wasn’t my fault, it was that bastard.
It’s not me who should feel guilty, it’s that bastard.
Why should I feel guilty about being in the position of demanding punishment?
It is wrong no matter how much you think about it for the victim to feel sorry for the perpetrator who is being punished.
You’re beating yourself up with that kind of feeling. A small murmur was heard around.
-It looks good-. ten cubs. On the topic of low-level civil servants, he was arguing that he was getting a pension. I knew it would be like that someday.
-Since the 9th-grade collection officer said that he knew of a court official, it was a bit suspicious-. did i say It’s like goo-.
-By the way, isn’t the fox and the tiger here now? It’s Teo Gospel-. Is that real? Why did you come to such a shabby place?
– You must have come to catch the impersonator. There are many liars.
I had a strong feeling that people’s eyes were running me up and down.
I don’t think there’s anything good about staying here like this.
I reached out to the bar girl who was lying on the floor.
“Huh, hey-.”
But the girl in the waitress seemed afraid of my hand, so I stopped and just opened my lips.
“Are you okay?”
“Yes Yes… . But, did you save me, now? ?”
It was at that time when a feeling of dubiousness spread over the female employee’s face. Said someone who was around us.
-It’s a virgin-. Tae-oh is aiming for the maiden of the employee. Otherwise, there’s no way you can do such a good thing, right?
– So, you’re saying this might have all been Tae-oh’s goal?
– I haven’t talked about it until now. Maybe it is. If he stays like this, the employee’s innocence may become dirty with Tae-oh!
Shit, what do you mean?
“Huh, uh-.”
The female employee is on the verge of bursting into tears at the sound of the wind catching the wind. So I got up quickly and shouted.
“Also, if there are people who are impersonating the royal family and their vassals, please report them-. then.”
end with that.
I have nothing more to say, and if I spend too much time here, bad rumors about me might spread, so I just pushed the door of the tavern.
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Could it be that what happened today will spread as a myth?
silkygoat was the goat. cry
Nope-. Surely, Tae Oh Gospel, demanding the virginity of a woman in an employee—will spread throughout the news. Reporters bastards certainly do.
It was time to put the robe on my head again, thinking that sooner or later the press should be suppressed.
“The court gardener-.”
When I heard someone calling me, I turned around and saw a luxurious carriage led by two black horses like demons on the street.
Looking at the engraved spider’s seal, it must have been the carriage sent to meet me from the royal palace.
said the coachman wearing a black robe.
“Tae Oh-. The Queen is looking for you urgently.”
“How did you know I was here?”
“Because in the city of Her Majesty, there are many ears to hear. Well, anyway, get on the wagon.”
* * *
I hurriedly headed to Queen Aira’s private bedroom.
Today, I said I would definitely pay annual leave and take a break, and Aira agreed to it with great effort.
silkygoat was the goat. cry
Nevertheless, the reason that you have called me this evening must be because I have something important to say.
smart-.
“your majesty. This is Tae-oh. Teo Gospel has arrived.”
As I knocked on the oak door painted in gold porcelain and waited, I heard a small sign inside, and then a voice called “Come in.”
After one last look at my appearance, I entered the room.
Unlike the previous pub, the queen’s private residence is a space like an art hall with a red carpet and various Italian furniture under a gorgeous chandelier.
In this space filled with beautiful artworks, I soon found the supreme being and bowed my head.
“Your Majesty, did you call? Why did you personally call me at such a late hour?”
“It’s important. Very important and urgent work-. Otherwise-. Didn’t I call you on vacation for the first time in three months?”
“yes. You will.”
I bowed my head and looked around skillfully. The queen’s bedroom has been around for quite some time, but little has changed.
There doesn’t seem to be any urgent work.
As I was imagining what the hell was going on, said Queen Aira, who was dignified without hiding anything.
“In that sense, Tae-oh. I will entrust you with a very important task. This is a really heavy task. More than the barbarian subjugation mission I commanded Elgar-.”
Is there any mission more important than the mission of subjugating the barbarians?
What immediately comes to mind is the commander of the wall blocking the northern rift. Come and inspect that mountain-hell-like place. Wouldn’t that make you do something like that?
silkygoat was the goat. cry
No, Aira can’t keep me that far away.
Do you want to go together?
Aira said as she was messing around with her head.
“Tomorrow, I’m going to go out for an inspection. I don’t know which stocking to wear. Tae-oh, you have to decide that. Please choose between these two.”
Ira soon took out two limp things from the closet. It is a black mesh stocking with a see-through inside.
They are both the same color and look the same.
“Come on, Tae. Come on pick it up Because it’s important. deliberately.”
that this is important
Did you just bring me on vacation just because of this? By the way. It could have been Ira.
Because the scale in her heart is a bit strange.
Sometimes a cat’s life is cuter than a human’s. There are times when the color of tomorrow’s stockings is more important than the expedition to conquer the savages.
In fact, isn’t it that most of Aira’s travels are caused by the failure of this scale?
By the way, the stockings are more important than the expedition. If Elgar had heard of this, he would have shredded it.
Whoops.
I looked at the black fishnet stockings.
same color. same shape. You might think they’re the same size, but it’s a waste of time to make such a conclusion.
I learned that there are various types of black, such as ivory black, lamp black, mas black, vine black, nymph black, etc. in the first month of seed life-!
But those two… , no matter how you look at it, I don’t know.
The biggest crisis of my life.
f**k off… , what’s the difference
I feel like sweating from my armpits. However, I know what to say when this happens.
“It’s really Ira-sama. You have a great eye for color. To me, they just look black.”
“There is nothing to be ashamed of. It’s great that I can tell the difference between the two.”
Toward Ira, who spoke sternly, I said, “Yes. Indeed, it is. You are really amazing,” he concluded with an appropriate feeling.
It looks unlucky, but the point is that there is no malice in those words.
“ruler-. So, I decided. I should wear this.”
Ira picked out one of the same-looking stockings. After all, if he’s going to choose, why did I call him? But the reason quickly came to my mind.
There was a hint in her words.
“No, wait-. Tomorrow, are you going to that street?”
“No, seeing you changed my mind. I’m going now. So, can you change this for me?”