“Ugh… turn it off… .”
He took Seo-ah’s hand, crying sadly, as if she was being sold somewhere, and headed for the tent.
The women standing in front of the tent frowned, but when they saw Seo-ah crying so sadly, they kicked their tongues and moved away.
“I’m sorry. My wife is in serious condition.”
“Uh-huh… center… Are you serious?! Did you notice?! Huh… .”
She grabbed Seo-ah, who was weeping with every step, and dragged her into the tent.
“I told you to close your eyes!!”
“ah… No, how are you supposed to close your eyes and see the doctor!”
“Don’t even touch it!! This is a p*ssy with an owner!”
“Then let’s go! How can I get treatment if I can’t even open my eyes… .”
Click!
“If you want to live, figure it out on your own! Oh, I’ll give you a second.”
“this… what is this… .”
“Five!”
His head throbbed at the familiar voice from inside.
‘… Why is he here?’
When the padded cloth was removed, Lee Ji-soo was pointing a silver revolver at Scar’s forehead.
“buy!”
“sleep… Give me a minute! I’ll find a way somehow… .”
“three!”
“Wait a minute, please! How on earth in five seconds… !”
“this!”
“Okay! okay! I realized! There is a way!”
“Work!”
“aah!!”
“Lee Jisoo!”
Lee Ji-soo, who was very angry, hurried out before putting a bullet in Scar’s forehead.
“In return for incompetence… oh! Comrade Aiden!”
“Uhhh!!”
As Scal sat down on his seat, he made a sound of air escaping, and Lee Ji-soo, who found me, took the gun casually.
“What are you doing here?”
As if he had really seen death, he glanced at Scal, who was gasping for breath, and asked Lee Ji-soo.
“ah! I came here to ask Comrade Aiden to buy 10 new hymens as a surprise event! You sounded pretty good enough to be rumored to be, aren’t you trying to tease me? So I tried to revolutionize it!”
Lee Ji-soo got up from the chair and smiled brightly.
‘f*ck Amy… What’s the point of bringing in 10 hymens?’
Every word that came out of Jisoo’s mouth made my mind wander.
“There is no need for such an event. p*ssy Wizard! Calm down!”
“My… please… Whoops! You!”
“Still, men don’t like hymens, don’t they? Because if possible, many things are good… .”
When I tapped on Skal’s shoulder, who was crouching on the ground, muttering, Skal, startled, stepped back and found me.
“no wonder. I thought there was a strange guest… You were the problem.”
Scall murmured as he looked down at Lee Ji-soo, who waved his hand as if in defeat, with eyes full of fear.
“What a pitiful thing that is. It’s nice to see you again like this.”
“… Yes, then 20 billion!”
“Where else are you going to run away? Because it’s not real!”
He hurriedly got up from his seat and grabbed Scar’s back as he was about to pack his luggage.
“As I said before, the dark market is gone! shit! let this go! You have to run away! I still want to live longer!”
Scar struggled to shake my hand away, but there was no way Scar could escape from me, a mere p*ssy wizard.
‘… You’re right.’
I nodded my head involuntarily at Scar’s words. After all, the dark market was gone.
If I don’t solve this injustice, it seems like it’s all my fault, so I hurriedly opened my mouth.
“No, because everything has a story! And this time, nothing really happens. What would happen to a place where there is only ice like this?”
“Regardless of that, I have to get away from you to live a long time! I still haven’t been able to spend the money I earned from touching my p*ssy… ! I don’t want to die already! Let this go!”
I wondered how much money I had to accumulate so much, but I couldn’t let it go.
“What kind of man talks so much! Quiet before revolution!”
“do… Who the hell is this woman! Why do you keep pointing a gun at my head!”
When Lee Ji-soo screamed in annoyance and pointed the gun at me, Scal raised both hands in a hurry and asked me.
“Put the gun away. Someone I know.”
“Thanks to Comrade Aiden!”
With a slight frown, Lee Ji-soo shoved a silver revolver into her chest. It was always strange to see that big revolver disappearing between the chest bones.
“Whoa-. I won’t run away, so let this go.”
Scar took a deep breath and tapped my hand.
“Because everything has a story.”
“Okay. okay! But who the hell is that woman?”
“Ah, I didn’t see it then. One of my wives.”
“… one of your wives? ah… I’ve heard of your marriage, or anyone on the continent would have heard of it. Congratulations.”
“haha! thank you It’s all thanks to this item that Skal has fortified.”
“I’m glad you’re writing well.”
Now, Scal, who seems to be genuine, is busy moving and preparing the car.
“Seo-ah and Seo-yoon sit down too.”
“Ugh… whoops… .”
Then I sat down at the table in the middle and pointed to the seat next to me.
At my words, Seo-ah hardened her expression as if she had made up her mind, and instead of the chair I was pointing at, she went and sat on the ugly looking chair for treatment.
The appearance of Seo-ah, who sat in the doctor’s chair and bit her lip while crying sadly, was so cute that I left it alone.
“… Are you a mage?”
“yes. Someone I used to know.”
“Oh yeah… With connections.”
Seoyoon, who sat in a chair a little far from me, clicked his tongue.
“How about the p*ssy wizard? Come on, let’s get some medical treatment.”
“… What is he saying now. go away.”
Maybe it was because Seo-ah was away, and Seo-yoon’s tone was as sharp as before.
“To have the p*ssy-shaped tools stretched out like this, that guy must be a real pervert.”
It was strange that Lee Ji-soo, who was almost naked even in the cold weather, had her fingers in her p*ssy models, but I didn’t bother to point it out.
“It’s expensive… no… no.”
Looking at Lee Ji-soo like that, Scal, who muttered in vain, placed a teacup in front of us and sat across from us.
“okay. So what about other women?”
“yes. They’re all my wife. This is Seoyoon. That’s standing over there. The big-breasted girl over there is Lee Ji-soo.”
“revolution!”
“… Why don’t you call me like a dog? Because I’m annoyed.”
“Even if Seoyoon grumbles like this, if she rubs me like this… .”
“Aww! what! hands off! what are you doing!”
“Look at this. Cute, right?”
As soon as I rubbed my navel with my hand, Seoyoon, whose face quickly turned red, shook my body and shook my hand. It was funny, like a cat with a lot of sharp edges.
“… okay. I’m glad you seem to be doing well.”
“How did Scar come to such a damn cold place?”
“That’s all… no no no It just happened.”
Skal, who was momentarily moved by my question, calmed down with a cup of tea.
“The life of a p*ssy mage is also complicated. How come you’re being pushed to this edge? Did you lose the p*ssy wizard competition in the capital?”
“Who loses? I’m the only and best p*ssy wizard! It’s almost like a big wizard! So, something like that happened. Why are you here?”
As I watched Scar ask as I swept the mug with my finger, I realized that I had someone I hadn’t heard of bragging about.
“Large… As for how it happened… Ever since I met Scal… .”
As if slowly recalling the past, I explained by looking back at my memories.
“… You said you caught a real dragon? Heh heh, of course, I knew it was inflated.”
“It was a really f*cking big dragon, but I just showed up with a pity!”
“That’s right! Right!”
“Take up your sword! Split up!! I do!”
“ooh! Split up!! You did it!”
“Aren’t dragons exactly half and half? Haha, this is true!”
“Okay… That’s great.”
Scal looked at Lee Ji-soo, who was responding next to him, and nodded.
“After slaying the dragon, I headed to the elven kingdom for the continental union… ah! Scar did you know that? The elf love liquor smells different. There is also a lemon scent and a roasted sweet potato scent.”
“… I heard of such a study when I was in the virgin school, but it was difficult to find and there was a shortage of specimens.”
“It looked like a flower bud, so it was beautiful.”
“is it? I’ve never actually seen it.”
“Uhhh!! sorry! West! Sorry for the ugly look!! I’m going to have any painful surgery, so please don’t abandon me!!”
Seo-ah, who was sitting on an ugly chair and crying, suddenly raised her voice and cried out sadly.
“… All of your wives are great.”
“I’m not that kind of woman, but I was just joking around. Anyway, after that, I headed to the Demon King’s Castle to catch the Demon King… ah! And do you remember Deshon who got eaten by that monster? I let him out.”
“that… You mean the crying boy?”
As Scall became more and more engrossed in my story, the more excited I became, the more passionately he spoke.
Already, the people around me no longer responded to my story, so Scar was a good interlocutor.
“Heh- did you really become the head of the republic?”
“What… It feels a bit like a boss, but for now. Then go to the Demon King… Perfect for the Demon King’s ship! Bleeding out!”
Seo-ah, who had been crying while sitting on an ugly chair, stopped crying only after I shouted, ‘Seo-ah looks so pretty!’
Seo-ah got up from her chair and took out the fruit just like her home, and sat down in a small place as if she had cried and cut the fruit.
At Seo-ah’s change, Scal shook her head with a puzzled expression and listened to my story again.
Unable to bear the boredom, Lee Ji-soo broke five p*ssy models, and Scal didn’t stop as if she had already given up.
The story with Scar, whom I haven’t seen in a long time, was so much fun that I didn’t even notice the passing of time. The steaming car cooled down in the middle, but Seo-ah came out several times.
It looked like the hostess had changed, but Scar didn’t complain.
“… Look. Nothing wrong? Because it won’t be a big deal.”
“Hmmm. Isn’t that something you don’t know yet? It’s only been half a day.”
“In the first place, there is something that will happen where there is nothing but ice. Even the Demon King has been dealt with by me.”
“… That’s right. It makes sense in its own way.”
Skal nodded slightly and poured the remaining tea from the teacup into his mouth.
“Don’t be like this, let’s go to our dorm. I have to introduce the rest of my wives. And Seo-ah is amazingly good at cooking.”
Seo-ah, who smiled at my praise, bowed her head slightly.
“… do i have to do that? Now seems like a good time.”
“What are you so afraid of? Is that the Scar who was accusing the virgin school?”
“… I met a strange guy recently. ah! It’s not your story. Of course, you are strange too.”
After thinking for a while, Scal got up from his seat.
“okay. It’s been a while since I’ve seen you, so I have to do something to my friend who became a hero who protected the continent. In honor of my p*ssy archmage, I’ll make your wives’ p*ssy as clean as new.”
Scar’s face, taking care of items, was filled with a sense of duty and solemnity, just like the name of the legend.
“Thank you for the words, but… But showing it to an outsider is against my values… .”
Seo-ah hid behind me and muttered in a low voice.
“You don’t have to worry. The moment that woman pointed a gun at my head, I had a great realization… , I won’t touch or look at your p*ssy.”
Skal, who had put strange items of unknown purpose in the bag, answered in a low, low-pitched voice.
“Also! Guns always know the solution! Isn’t that right?”
In response to Scal’s answer, Lee Ji-soo, holding the revolver in his hand again, grinned and laughed.
“… At first, I was envious, but now I am not so envious.”
Scar, who squinted at Lee Ji-soo, spoke softly, packed his bag and went outside.
“The treatment is over today! There will be no treatment for a while, so please be aware of that.”
“No! I mean, I told him that I was a virgin. I was supposed to sleep with him tomorrow!!”
“that… Then even a potion of blood!”
When I went out, the women were clinging to Scar with bewildered faces.
“you! Didn’t you take the hymen last time too! If you keep telling yourself that you’re a virgin like that, you could be in big trouble! Rumors must have already spread like me!”
“under… But, you have to… .”
“ruler! Everyone go back! The treatment is over today!”
After that, the women could not give up their regrets, but when Lee Ji-soo pulled out a gun and aimed it, she was startled and ran away.
“… After all, the gun knows the answer.”
Lee Ji-soo, who muttered like a famous line, put the revolver back into her chest.
“Nothing really happens.”
Skal, who locked the tent door with a strange tool, looked at me with a strange look.
“Because it is! Do you know what kind of accident I’m running into? I am a victim too.”
I was relieved a little as my charges seemed to have been lifted at Scal’s reaction.
‘It was not my fault for the accidents in the past.’
“It’s amazing. I thought you were the core of the dooming hurricane… It’s weird that nothing’s going on like this… Are you trying to destroy the world?”
“I am not a catastrophe… , are you making such an ominous sound?”
Scar looked up at the dark sky with gloomy eyes. I also turned my gaze to him.
The sky is still obscured by dark clouds… .
“f*ck Amy?”
As if Scar’s words were a signal, the thick dark clouds were moving sideways while procrastinating.
Because I had captured the Demon King, I wanted the clouds to clear even late, but the atmosphere I felt there was unusual.
As if someone was clumping sand, thick dark clouds clung to each other and pushed aside.
There is nothing more suitable for that than the paradoxical word of black light.
The dark clouds that had covered the world gradually pushed and disappeared out of sight, and the place was filled with black light.
I habitually held the sword handle in the ominous feeling of the black light.
Soon, a black light flickered, and only then did I realize what it was.
One large eyeball covered the sky. Its size was so large that it seemed that it could be seen anywhere on the continent.
Ominous eyes looked down on the world as if they were looking at a fish trapped in a glass bottle.
“Also! You are the problem! You are the problem!! damn it! It’s the end!!”
I wanted to protest at the voice of Scar, who pointed at me and ran wild on the road, but the sky’s eyes were so clear that I had nothing to say.
Those ominous eyes of the sky pierced a single cool word into the hearts of everyone on earth.
‘end.’
“Why do I keep getting involved with you? shit! What did I do wrong! I haven’t even used the money I’ve seen and touched yet!!”
Scar’s voice filled with resentment revolved in the air.
“that… Shall we go eat dinner first?”
Scar’s cry grew louder.