59 – Episode 59. The Mine, Hong Sam Candy, and Demon King Hitler (4)
– Sigh… I worked hard, but I didn’t make it again this year. Should I look for something other than art?
Adolf Hitler.
– This is…!
Unable to enter an art college, he had to study again and found an ancient Kung Fu secret book in an old boarding house.
– Ah!
Driven by the hope of becoming a Kung Fu master, Hitler gave up his beloved Japanese spring flower viewing time and mastered the secret book. All without feeling the ominous aura contained in the name of the secret book.
– Power unleashed, aaah!
The name of the secret book, containing transcendent and dangerous Kung Fu power, was ‘The Essence of Heavenly Horses’.
Considered too dangerous, it was a magical book created by followers of the brutal practice of ‘survival of the fittest’, who had conspired with monsters and ghosts, and sealed by ancient Kung Fu masters!
– I, shall stand tall in this world.
By the time he realized the truth, it was already too late. Consumed by desire, Hitler successfully mastered ‘The Essence of Heavenly Horses’ and was reborn as an extraordinary force.
– The spinning world is changing. It’s your turn to change too.
Hitler called himself the ‘Jeyuk Heavenly King’, or simply ‘Heavenly King’, and united the forces that had been slumbering in the darkness.
They were the ghosts of the past, now reduced to comical third-rate villains found only in children’s fairy tales.
– I reject the existing order! I reject reincarnation! I loathe this world dominated by dictators with different names! The foolish gods and Buddhas who uphold this decaying world are my enemies! I will overthrow those arrogant beings! This is the symbol of my will!
The swastika, the symbol of Buddhism. Hitler made a flag with a visual image that seemed to have struck the head of the swastika.
It is exactly what we know as the ‘Hakenkreuz’.
One who defies the Buddha and Buddhism.
One who resurrects the bones of samurais slain by ninjas through sorcery.
One who incites Heinrich Himmler, the leader of the Anti-Buddha Alliance, and restores the armored saurus.
One who transforms Kung Fu masters who lost their jobs due to advanced science and were working as laborers on construction sites into regular employees.
And others whose memories I can’t recall, hastily gathered together.
The face of that despicable bastard appeared in the distance, a face I could never forgive.
Even the way he touched his mustache disgusted me.
My heart screamed. Whether it was a dream or reality, it didn’t matter. I had to kill that bastard.
“….”
I examined the faces of the soldiers who served as Hitler’s aides, one by one.
It was the moment when I touched the hidden knife in my pocket, ready to finish them off in one blow if they didn’t notice.
“That’s a ninja.”
The man and woman in hoodies wearing skull masks stared directly at me.
“The descendants of the Assassination Sect?!”
I recognized them as soon as I saw their appearance. Apart from Hitler, the only ones in the Nazi-Yokai Alliance capable of sensing my subtle presence were the assassins of the Assassination Sect.
The Assassination Sect, an organization of darkness created by Sabah to assassinate the leaders of rival sects, and the rival of the ninjas, who had been famous for centuries.
“Stand up straight, Hasan! Why did you do such an immoral thing?!”
Even though they were colleagues in the same industry, these guys took on contracts at lower prices without any sportsmanship. They were the ones the ninja had exterminated.
Was it true that they joined forces with Hitler to rebuild the sect?
“The leader of the sect!”
The apparitions from the past drew their assassination swords and rushed towards me.
Sharp, swift movements like finely honed blades. They were skilled assassins.
“You assassins always talk too much.”
But I was a seasoned super escape ninja, defeating the bizarre tales of the fantasy world (yakuza, samurai, yokai).
Their movements? They seemed as slow as a yawn.
I threw the small knives I had been fidgeting with, one by one, and stuck them in the heads of those bastards.
“What the hell?!”
“What the f*ck?!”
They fell dead, spinning through the air like swallows.
“-So slow. Can’t even dodge.”
With my throwing speed close to Mach 3, it was impossible for them to avoid it. The outcome of the fight was predetermined from the beginning.
“The enemy is a ninja! Our enemy! Shoot!”
Kachung!
In response to the Nazi officer’s command, the armored sauropods’ 9286 Type 100+10cm cannons spewed fire.
Pishooong!
The sound effects were so tremendous that even the TV in the hospital would be startled and run away. To face that firepower head-on? It would be impossible.
“Let’s see how it goes!”
I had no choice but to retreat into the nearby forest. It was crazy to engage in an all-out battle against the peak of the Nazi-Youkai alliance.
Sasasasak-
We entered the close forest. Perhaps because many of those bastards who turned around to protect the rear of the Thousand-Mile-Hitler were chasing me, the number of alliance soldiers pursuing me was small.
I’m sure there are other ninjas besides me.
“Hey guy!”
The Latin woman who had been chasing me closely with her footwork blew a whistle.
In her red gi and blackened skin, it was clear that she was the kung fu master of the Volcanic Wave, ‘Ancient Red Dragon’.
Whoooooosh!
As if answering affirmatively to the deduction, she breathed out a Fire Breath.
“Whoa!”
She narrowly avoided it, and confirmed the aftermath of destruction caused by the breath.
The sight of everything, whether it be grass, trees, or rocks, burnt black beyond recognition, entered her eyes.
“SORRY. I AM STRONG.”
Ancient Red Dragon proudly smiled. The moment she moved, her face resembled a sizzling takoyaki.
Whirr!
The venomous attack of Jegalsega came flying.
“Damn it!”
Shaaah!
The venomous snakes, with their venom-drenched fangs, charged forward. The ninja swiftly struck their necks, successfully defending himself. No, it was when he felt successful.
“By Fire Be Purged!”
Flames burst out from the Ancient Red Dragon’s hand.
Sasak!
He quickly rolled over to avoid it, but his hair couldn’t be protected. My glossy hair, along with the hood, fell completely.
“Oh no…!”
His pupils momentarily spun around.
No! I can’t lose control here. I reminded myself that this is a fantasy world created by the Observer, and calmed down my boiling insides.
“-I’ll take your hair too.”
If I return to reality, it should be restored, right? If not, I’ll have no choice but to recognize it as a wig.
“Surprise~! Ha ha ha!”
Ancient Red Dragon, laughing while holding his belly and flicking his red hair.
Whirly-whirly-whirly!
Snake Heart, the kung fu master who controls venomous snakes with a brainwashing recorder, appeared from behind.
“Aye, Aye!”
Blackbeard, the captain of the Flying Shark, a flying-type armed shark, suddenly revealed himself in mid-air.
There were too many enemies to face.
Did the ninjas of the 20th century fight and win against these monsters? The hand wielding the ninja sword trembles.
Can I win? No, I must win.
The Neo-Yokai-Nazi alliance that dominates the fantasy world of the 21st century would have gathered even more powerful forces than this.
No matter how strong they may appear, the opponents are relics from a hundred years ago.
A third-rate ninja who can’t do anything against these punks and dies can never become a runaway ninja.
“Watch out~!”
I dodged the Bio-Hydra’s head and avoided the Ancient Red Dragon’s fire breath.
Whoosh~ Bang!
Missiles from the Flying Shark rained down on the spot I just left and exploded.
The forest turned into a sea of fire.
“Take this!”
While avoiding the flames, the Ancient Red Dragon closed the distance with a mysterious spell and shouted his signature move towards my face.
“Come into Daddy’s arms.”
He grabbed my fist and pulled me towards him.
As expected, in close combat, the Ancient Red Dragon, who was more skilled in shooting flames, was weaker compared to me.
“What~!?”
Surprised, I landed a Jet Kick on the abdomen of the Ancient Red Dragon being dragged towards me.
The well-trained solid abs of the Ancient Red Dragon, without a doubt. However, my Jet Kick, sharper and more cutting than any blade, was an attack that far exceeded its durability.
A clash between a Special Grade shield and a Legendary Grade spear that pierces through everything.
“Comeandgo!”
It’s impossible to overcome the difference in grades. The waist of the Ancient Red Dragon, with a hole in its abdomen, twisted like a bow.
Like an electric mat, the still hot and steaming corpse of the volcanic Kung Fu master flew towards Snake Heart and collided.
“Kwak!”
The moment the Ancient Red Dragon’s abdomen hit the Brainwasher Recorder, Snake Heart’s chin sank inwards, which had been holding it in his mouth.
Splat!
Tomato juice sprayed out vigorously.
“Amazing. A unicorn with horns in its mouth.”
Uttering an appropriate remark, he evaded the missile barrage of the Blackbeard Pirates.
I dealt with those two, but there was no time to relax.
Thump! Thump!
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Since I finished checking Hitler’s safety, I could hear the footsteps of the approaching armored-Sauruses.
Whizz- Whizz- Whizz-
The Atlantis Aqua Missiles, flying one by one in a regular pattern, from the airborne shark with heavy weaponry.
Tap tap tap!
Stepping on each one of the stairs arranged evenly, I soared into the air.
Perhaps it was because of the fantasy world, but even the physics engine felt remarkably improved.
“Nani?!”
I climbed onto the closest shark and grabbed the bewildered pirate by the head with both hands.
“Press the BTS (Black Tiger Shrimp) Chicken Nugget Set on the waffle machine.”
Thunk!
The pirate’s head was flattened beautifully. Perhaps because they were descendants of the ancient Atlanteans, their blood color was transparent.
“Kill that bastard immediately!”
On the falling shark, I saw a Nazi officer screaming with his neck about to burst.
There’s no point in killing these small fries one by one. There’s only one opponent that must be killed first.
Their leader, the subject of history, and the core force of the Allied Forces, Cheonma Hitler.
Thwack!
I kicked the machine hanging from the shark’s side with my toe, breaking it.
Sizzle!
The machine emitted a tremendous amount of smoke along with electricity.
Thwack!
As soon as the shark fell to the ground, I spread out my shadow. The smoke bought me time to spread it out safely.
Now it’s time to find Hitler.
Rustle, rustle-
I passed by the Nazi officers, who were staring at the thick smoke, and emerged from the forest.
The ones guarding Hitler were undead samurais, but their decaying sensory organs prevented them from detecting my presence.
I approached Hitler, who stood still, facing the forest.
“…”
Even though I was within 100 meters, he showed no sign of noticing me. Agatha, the black-eyed agent, had already sensed that something was approaching as soon as I moved.
This bastard, is he weaker than the Seven Black-Eyed Agents?
“You. Do you know about that?”
“?!”
Without even looking in my direction, Hitler tapped his own head.
“The smell of smoke still lingers.”
Ah, that damn Ancient Red Dragon…
If it’s not now, I won’t have another chance to surprise attack. I just charged in.
Tudadada-
Putting all my strength into it, I ran at full speed, but Hitler didn’t even look at me. He simply stretched out his right hand towards me.
“-Cheonma.”
The immense power contained in those words sent a shiver through my few remaining strands of hair.
“-Gamma Ray Burst.”
And the fantasy world was destroyed.