40. luck (1)
Two years and eight months have passed since the war began.
The era has now entered an insensitive period in which no matter what happens, it will not be strange.
Our bulletin board users, who have witnessed various horrors and strange things in the past three years, have not blinked an eye at anything.
To the extent that the time when everyone was astonished at the old Defender’s murder certification felt like a comedy.
However, the resurrection of one man had enough ripple power to bring the entire bulletin board back to the days when it was sharp.
mmm: Hello?
m9 has been resurrected.
mmm: Motherf*ckers? ^^
From mmm to mmm.
Are you suggesting that you did an upgrade?
Anyway, no one would dispute that m9, the only resident of The Hope, is a great person in many ways.
In particular, his terrifying ability to survive has proven through several impressive photos that he is truly the fittest of this era.
I clearly remember the scene where he lived in a leaning house with a rope tied around his waist.
Our bulletin board users, who were only amused at the news that martial law fell in Incheon and protesters killed soldiers and citizens, literally stood up when a friend from the past appeared.
Anonymous 458: No, what is this bastard?
Anonymous 848: How did you buy it? Didn’t everyone in Seoul go after them?
roka3218: Are you really m9?
ㅇㅇ : What is it? What is their name? someone please explain
Defender: Hey. are you immortal
ㅇㅇ : Who is this guy?
iamjesus: om mani padme hum
keystone : This bastard is a real respectable bastard.
SKELTON: (Skelton shocked) ?!
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In conclusion, m9 No, the newly born M9 is the water supply and the only resident of “The Hope,” the last residential and commercial apartment complex we know of in Korea.
He has an inferiority complex that is more intense than anyone else, and despite having such an inferiority complex, he has the patience to wait for the right time, and the vulgarity that reveals his true colors without regret when the opportunity comes.
The return of the M9, which can be said to be the incarnation of low-income capitalism, contained an era itself, despite its vulgarity.
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It is a fact that everyone knows that the parliamentary government had the worst handshake.
The cost of pushing through the election at a time when it shouldn’t have been great.
Citizens who had been patient in silence eventually stood up and Incheon became a mess.
However, the confusion did not last long.
It is because the citizens and the government were well aware that the current situation in Korea is not good.
Citizen representatives and government representatives negotiated.
The negotiations, such as the indefinite postponement of the election, the return of the position of incumbent members of the National Assembly, the securing of support from the Jeju government, the guarantee of safety, and the securing of means of survival, including food, were settled as if all of the proposals requested by the citizen representatives were accepted.
The demonstration was disbanded, and citizens again chose patience.
However, the complaints were not completely sealed.
Some citizens demanded to find out what kind of government we are negotiating with.
An article posted on Failnet revealed the problem at hand.
ㅇㅇ : Who is the representative of the government? why do you keep changing? Why do we keep creating devices we don’t know about? Who the hell is hiding behind it? Is it parliamentary waste? Are you a military man? Or are they traitors who fled to Jeju Island?
Certainly, it was difficult to know who was the head of this government.
Since the president ran away with all the high-ranking officials in the administration, quite a few seats have been vacant, and the National Assembly has been operating in a strange way, taking over government work instead.
It was clearly deformed, but there was no time to pay attention to it.
It’s a civil war, monsters, all sorts of things have happened.
The issue did not last long.
A larger topic overshadowed the voices of protest.
That topic is a carrot that the Seoul-Incheon government has been placating people for a long time.
The fleet heading to Jeju Island is leaving soon.
The schedule was set even before the election, but in this new announcement, the schedule was moved forward by a month, and in addition, the government, the military, and the National Assembly released all of their reserves to the citizens as an apology to the citizens.
About 2,000 seats were newly released.
The event doesn’t end there.
From nob le mt l dot com
Gijayangban : A view of the national housing complex being built for the Jeju evacuation fleet.jpg
In the photos posted on Failnet, thousands of containerized houses are lined up endlessly in rows and columns on a vast land area with the majestic towering Hallasan Mountain in the background.
The container house was crude, but it seemed at least a thousand times more solid than The Hope.
Not in terms of building materials, but in terms of feasibility.
Government attempts to placate citizens continued.
They announced the new policy through official newspapers, bulletin boards, street broadcasts, and even posting articles directly on Failnet.
South Korean Government: Future Korean PA (Post Apocalypse) Plan.
According to the PA plan, the people concentrated in Incheon will first be relocated to Jeju Island, and then the national economic foundation will be reestablished by selecting jobs based on past occupations and careers and paying reasonable wages for labor.
To make up for this, the development of cutting-edge farming methods to be implemented in the barren land of Jeju, the resumption of trade between surviving countries that have been cut off from trade, and the establishment of networks with provinces were proposed, and the ultimate goal was to restore unrecovered areas, including Seoul. .
People were giddy.
It’s a vain promise, it’s been repeated many times.
But this time something was different.
The atmosphere or the momentum.
You could call it a flow.
It is none other than the president who most symbolically revealed the current change.
The president, who immediately fled to Jeju Island on the electronic display board installed by the government, revealed his shameless face for the first time in a long time.
“People! The long war is finally over! A cease-fire between China and Free China was signed in Taipei, Taiwan. The negotiations included an armistice agreement covering all of the warring parties, and our country, one of the warring parties, is now completely freed from the threat of war. Trade between countries will resume soon…”
The sudden appearance of the president, who disappeared after the war started, was very impressive, but on the other hand, it raised many questions.
ㅇㅇ : Isn’t it a deepfake? Something is not right
ㅇㅇ : The voice is also synthetic. Did you follow that bastard?
ㅇㅇ : Isn’t it a double?
In Failnet, rumors of the death of the president were once a hot topic.
There are several hypotheses here, but when the National Committee members took all the Hunters out to Jeju, the President objected, and the National Committee Member Hunter, who saw this closely, assassinated the President. There were rumors that he was hit by an ashtray, and that the president died after being hit by an airplane on the way to Jeju Island.
Either way, the Failnet users and the citizens in Seoul at the time almost agreed that the president was dead.
Why, if the president you like that interview doesn’t even poke your nose for several years, everyone will think of death.
Anyway, whatever the identity of that president, our president was resurrected like the M9 and unleashed a bundle of gifts to the desperate citizens.
“I don’t know if it will be an apology to the people of the metropolitan area who endured and endured silently, but our social leaders decided to voluntarily return the official residences and residences for high-ranking officials by lottery among the residents of the coming refugee fleet.”
The Jeju government has decided to provide public offices and official residences where high-ranking officials currently live by lottery.
All of them are opulent and splendid, luxurious mansions with perfect luxury even by pre-war standards.
However, this appearance was somehow similar to the lottery that the government committed the other day, especially the case of The Hope, like twins.
In that it drew strong responses from citizens, in that it drew everyone’s attention to the lottery, and above all in that our M9 was once again lucky to win.
mmm : Certificate of winning the Presidential Residence.JPG
This was the real reason our M9 returned to us after a long silence.
Naturally, the bulletin board went crazy again.
roka_hun : Wow…
Dolsingnam: This is a bit envious
From nob le mt l dot com
Gijayangban: You’re talking about the type 1 official residence, not the place where the real president lives, right? 238 square meters.
ㅇㅇ : You say that this viva bastard lived in a tilted apartment?
iamjesus: no f*ck?
keystone: Hey, can’t you take me? Cook well. Are you a chef?
Defender : Am I the only one who remembers the Umchang incident?
unicorn18: older brother. take me too I’m smiling
Dies_irae69 : The gift of patience.
SKELTON: Hmm… Is that enough?
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The presidential residence in a tilted apartment.
Well, to be precise, as the reporter Yangban pointed out, the new director’s house of M9 is not the actual president’s residence, but the largest and most spacious type of official residence paid to the highest-ranking government officials.
“…”
At first, I had no idea.
It’s real.
That is, until he sowed seeds behind the air-raid shelter for a while and returned after doing farming.
A message had arrived.
Message from mmm: Hmm… Is this enough? ㅇㅋ
“?”
A message from mmm: Well, I live my whole life in a damp air-raid shelter ^^ I’m going to the sunny Jeju Island presidential residence! Let’s go eat tangerines—!!
“…”
The bandage was removed from the leg and the wound was disinfected.
“ouch.”
It stings a little.
In the process of taking out the fragments with my hands, I opened the wound, so my belly button became bigger than my stomach.
Is it the limit of a quack?
After disinfecting the wound again, I put a bandage on, empty my mind, and sat down in front of the computer.
tadak
I put my hand on the keyboard.
SKELTON: (Skelton analysis) Dangers of evacuation fleets in Jeju Island.txt
1. Jeju Island is narrow and has low land support.
2. No food.
3. Even though China was destroyed, there are still maritime remnants active in the sea. especially submarines.
4. Large fleets are good prey for submarines.
5. There is zero possibility that the Jeju government will fulfill its promise right away.
6. It is said that there is a possibility that Jeju Island will not accept it.
7. It was the National Committee that took control of Jeju Island. National Committee Awaken? Preference is given only to those who are authorized. Ordinary people will never be accepted.
8. There’s no way they’ll accept Yoo’s birthday too!
click
I wrote a long article and uploaded it.
However, the response is not cool.
Even though I put in a gag of repentance, such as the birthday of the old man, there were no comments or likes on my post.
The 15-minute review article was pushed helplessly to the bottom by the flood of bad articles written by other users and Failnet inflows.
Will it end like this?
No, one person commented.
I clicked with excitement.
mmm: lol
“under.”
It’s fine until there.
No matter how it looks, the writing I wrote is a kind of sniping.
But the M9 guy, he went one step further.
mmm : (Mnine video) Mnine’s beatbox (1)
“?!”
Undoubtedly.
this is my sniping
M9 has a grudge and shoots me, Skelton!
Sure enough, the transmitter rang loudly.
“hey. Are you watching Skeleton?”
“Ahahahaha! dog is funny! really!”
Defender siblings.
“What the hell did you do to M9 to ask you to die like that?”
Defender asked me about a series of misunderstandings between me and the M9.
So I got the truth about The Hope from an acquaintance and told it to M9 with good intentions, but M9 actually accepted my good intentions as evil and became hostile to me.
Anyone can see that the M9 did something wrong, but Defender’s thoughts were different from mine.
“From M9’s point of view, you could have been more mean.”
“what?”
“Don’t you know the saying that you hate a sister-in-law who stops you more than a mother-in-law who curses?”
“Sister-in-law? Bernoulli?”
“So you’re being cursed at.”
“?”
In the midst of being at a loss for words, Da-jeong said.
“hey. Skelton. Look at the bulletin board. M9 is fighting again!”
M9 posted a new post again.
mmm: (Mnine vote) Did I give birth to a beatbox? Did Skeleton give birth?
If nothing else, M9, you human scum.
Viva in that leaning house! Apocalypse! I’m sure it’s short-lived.
John Naenon is Viva! Apocalypse! In the process of hacking the network and weakening the security, access to the bulletin board tool was possible, and through that, Foxgame, the power of our bulletin board, added several new features, one of which is the voting function.
It was a function that was used trivially, mainly for our bulletin board users’ meal menu decisions or Unicorn 18’s 2D female character popularity vote, but M9 knew about it and used it as a venue for a confrontation.
Regardless, now the M9 has reached its second heyday.
The voting results below clearly tell the difference between me and the M9.
1. M9 does well (22 votes, 88%)
2. Skeleton is good (3 votes, 12%)
“······no. I don’t think this is a bit.”
“Skelton!”
Da-jeong suddenly said in a serious voice.
“Why don’t we use this as an opportunity?”
“opportunity?”
“I will become a skeleton.”