58 – Episode 58. Community belongs to paladins (2)
Episode 58. Community is a paladin’s thing (2)
Charon is a mess.
To be precise, they are ancient humans who lived before the Middle Ages.
I don’t think such a being would understand the community well.
Wouldn’t it take at least a few years to become familiar with the community culture?
I guess I’ll have to get beaten up until I develop tolerance, right?
ㄴ [Lino Johnson: What does it mean?]
ㄴ [Ultrasanz crazy in annihilation mode on a moonlit night: Are you an orphan?]
I am not swearing mindlessly to vent my anger.
I have my own plan.
ㄴ [Lino Johnson: I am Charon, the son of Telva and Doru.]
ㄴ [Ultrasanz crazy in annihilation mode on a moonlit night: Are they my imaginary parents?]
Charon received a lot of criticism from users after posting a recruitment post, but he didn’t listen to any harsh comments.
This means that it was somewhat of a gentlemanly swear word.
This is my grand plan to defeat Charon.
1. Strike Charon with a sharp tongue.
2. Charon gets angry and leaves the community.
Although it is a very simple plan, it is a flow that can often be seen in reality.
How common is it for newbies to leave the community after getting seriously hurt by a person who is stuck?
Even if it comes back occasionally, you can give it a good beating each time.
He is said to be the greatest necromancer of all time, so he must have high self-esteem and be stubborn.
The more people like that, the more easily they get scratched.
ㄴ [Lino Johnson: He passed away a long time ago, but he definitely existed.]
ㄴ [Lino Johnson: I hope you cancel the term orphan.]
ㄴ [Lino Johnson: This is very insulting language.]
ㄴ [Lino Johnson: Unforgivable.]
ㄴ [Lino Johnson: But if you correct it now, I will generously forgive you.]
Good value for money.
[I believed in Mr. Monkey: ? What is this friend doing?]
[Ghoul: Hey, just go, don’t be an opponent]
Other users are watching too.
Let’s start the engine slowly.
It’s not that I’m bad at keyboard battles and pad-libs so I don’t do them.
I don’t do it because I have shame and conscience.
It’s okay for a crazy slayer monster like Charon.
ㄴ [Ultrasanz crazy in annihilation mode on a moonlit night: If your parents are dead, you’re an orphan, right?]
ㄴ [Lino Johnson: You.]
ㄴ [Lino Johnson: Cancel.]
ㄴ [Ultrasanz crazy in annihilation mode on a moonlit night: Did they turn their parents into zombies too?]
ㄴ [Lino Johnson: I will kill you.]
ㄴ [Ultrasanz crazy in annihilation mode on a moonlit night: Wow! Death threats from Charon, a genius necromancer who blasphemes even God!]
ㄴ [Ultrasanz crazy in annihilation mode on a moonlit night: ‘I will kill you’ hodaldal~!]
ㄴ [Lino Johnson: You.]
ㄴ [Ultrasanz crazy in annihilation mode on a moonlit night: Ah – then I will resurrect your parents and ancestors and kill them]
ㄴ [Lino Johnson: You probably don’t have that ability.]
ㄴ [Ultrasanz crazy in moonlit night annihilation mode: I have now resurrected your ancestors and slapped them five times]
ㄴ [Reno Johnson: Stop.]
ㄴ [Lino Johnson: It’s a waste of time.]
ㄴ [Ultrasanz crazy in annihilation mode on a moonlit night: I miss the time your mother spent raising you]
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ㄴ [Lino Johnson: You!]
ㄴ [Ultrasanz crazy about annihilation mode on a moonlit night: You say it’s a waste of time, so you can’t go, right?]
ㄴ [Ultrasanz crazy in annihilation mode on a moonlit night: Are you typing with your beard shaking?]
ㄴ [Lino Johnson: I will remember your title. I will find you and inflict eternal pain on your soul.]
ㄴ [Ultrasanz crazy in annihilation mode on a moonlit night: I see. Your parents are also suffering beside me right now. For the sin of raising my son incorrectly, I am being beaten on the buttocks with a club made of paulownia wood.]
ㄴ [Lino Johnson: I guess you don’t know what kind of pain you will go through. I will explain in detail.]
ㄴ [Ultrasanz crazy in annihilation mode on a moonlit night: Grumbling~ Cull~!]
Look. It feels good to hit.
I started the engine, let’s run now.
I sent a message to Hanna and Siwoo.
[Request support! Show bitterness to the arrogant villain who infiltrated the community]
[Morning tent installation technician: Is it okay to do it like this?]
[Netcamama: Are you sure it’s okay? Then what should I do if he really comes to me?]
A reply was sent at the same time.
Hannah sent me her private message earlier telling me to stop, but she didn’t confirm.
[We can’t identify that bastard anyway.]
If he had that ability, he would have harmed me in some way when we encountered him in Dubenheim.
It doesn’t matter if you can specify me. The material distance between me and that guy is very far.
It takes several months to lead an army of dead bodies. Maybe it will take a few years.
There is plenty of time to prepare or run away.
Otherwise, you can finish your visit and defeat him.
[Morning tent setup engineer: It was annoying, but should I give it a try?]
[Netkamaanim: Yes. It’s a community, so there’s no reason to be scared. Sans ㄱㄱ]
Okay.
He received a lot of help from me, and perhaps because we have become close friends over the years, he follows along well.
Community Avengers, no, Community Trinity is here.
ㄴ [Morning Tent Installer: Karon’s mother, whom Sanz revived, is now lying next to me hahahaha]
ㄴ [No Netkama: What you’re talking about is a typical old-timer. I guess I grew up getting beaten up by kids my age when I was young.]
Two users joined.
ㄴ [Ultrasanz crazy in annihilation mode on a moonlit night: Confronting the gods = never won]
ㄴ [Morning tent installation engineer: Karon’s mom was awesome]
ㄴ [Netkamaanim: How can the writing smell like a widower?]
Charon commented angrily, but she was no match for her.
ㄴ [Close-up spy: “Haa~! Gozaburo? “Take care of the mess.”]
ㄴ [Close-up spy: “Yes your highness, master!”]
ㄴ [Close-up spy: Crash! (Sound of Charon flying away after being hit)]
ㄴ [I trusted the monkey man: Shocking news) Charon has a taste for f*cking her corpse… ]
ㄴ [Odojangbu: Ah! Karon the Corpse Lover’s cold and hard girlfriend!]
Other users also joined our attack.
You understand the situation.
Yes. Only this way can Charon be driven out.
We beat up Charon with everyone for over several hours.
[Lino Johnson: They are trash. It’s not worth talking about.]
[Reno Johnson: It was my mistake to try to find a true warrior in this space of losers.]
[Lino Johnson: You bastards. Live in this narrow fake world without achieving anything in reality.]
ㄴ [Ultrasanz crazy in annihilation mode on a moonlit night: Boom! (Caron’s mother bursts out loud)]
There was no reply.
I watched a little more just in case, but there was no reaction.
Charon was kicked out of the community!
[Morning tent installation engineer: We did it hahahahaha]
[I believed in Mr. Monkey: The community belongs to the Paladin! Community belongs to paladins! Community belongs to paladins! The community belongs to the Paladin!]
[Brahmanda: Sanz, installation engineer, Netcama. Thank you so much. I was really scared]
[Melee Spy: The Three Legendary Knights. Your names will be recorded in the community]
[Full Play: They… He’s a hero!]
[I Believed in Monkey Man: The Three Legendary Knights! Three legendary knights! Three legendary knights! Three legendary knights!]
ㄴ [Not Netkama: Only verse 1]
The three of us who led the drive to oust Charon were given the title ‘Legendary Three Knights.’
I unintentionally worked on likability.
[Thank you]
[Morning tent installation engineer: What is this for a ‘lifesaver’?]
[Netkama: When we meet later, please cook me something]
[Not Netkama: I hate bugs]
After exchanging words with Siwoo and Hannah through private messages, the connection was terminated.
It was a rewarding time.
***
Twisted into a coil. This is the highest place in the world.
I looked down at the ground.
There are only small and feeble things.
I am a huge snake. Born in the wide sea.
I knew it instinctively from the moment I first opened my eyes.
I stand alone, and no one can be my opponent.
Traveled across land and sea. I broke down everything that stood in my way.
The little bugs that were spreading like a plague in the world were afraid of me, calling me names like ‘the serpent of the apocalypse’ or ‘the destroyer of the world.’
A few bugs that called themselves servants of the God of Yugi attacked me with strange abilities, but I easily crushed them.
They destroyed the place they called the cathedral beyond recognition and chewed up all the warriors from another dimension.
Even the incarnation that Yu Hee-shin summoned after great sacrifice was no match for me.
I am a perfect being. A being born with all the powers of nature.
An empty being that simply exists and destroys.
It’s boring.
I was so sleepy that I couldn’t stand it.
I spent more time sleeping than awake.
…How much time has passed?
Naked bugs came to me. It is a different species from the bugs that stepped on me.
They set up my idol and worshiped me.
Curiosity arises. Their prayers were accepted.
He brought wind and rain, moved mountains, and delivered water.
They rejoiced and shouted my name.
The view is satisfactory. I decided to watch.
The sun and night passed quickly, and their prayers and wishes appeared in the form of beads.
It is not the power I possess, but my power that they created.
I feel a tremendous energy. I asked it carefully.
Deer horns, carp scales, and hawk claws sprout.
… I gained rank and ascended to heaven.
It has escaped the material world and has become something close to a concept.
I was thankful for the little bugs. Although I could no longer see it up close, I watched it from afar.
Oh, they also respected the position of the weak people they previously served.
These are pitiful things that don’t even think about making a move and just keep noticing them.
I…
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– Ah… !
Hey, what was that?
Even a genius necromancer can’t beat the 4chan community 😂