68 – Episode 68. Community Literature (2)
Episode 68. Community Literature (2)
[Close Spy: Gozaburo, the Rebel Hero Episode 5
???: “Oh Hong Hong~ I need to touch Picochu’s belly~ Hong Hong~”
Gozaburo: “The order is to kill all living things in this area… Should we deal with that snake-like guy first…”
???: (Picks away Gozaburo’s claws with his eyes) “What are you..? Ah. “A black magician’s servant who has been ruthlessly murdering people in recent times… Is this ‘Gozaburo’?”
Gozaburo: “?! A warlock..? That can’t be… My Master is definitely… a “Transcendant” Who rules the universe…”
???: “Giggles~ You stupid guy… You forgot all of her memories because of her black magic… Did you even forget her memories of “Her”…? “
Gozaburo (runaway): “Don’t lie! Insulting my master–. It’s about to insult me…「Awakening to annihilation mode. ㅡ”
???: ‘… So many people have been massacred… It has already exceeded the causality law… ‘
???: ‘But if I get my memories back, I might be able to get rid of the warlock he calls Master… 「Black magic removal technique 3」ㅡ. 「Shining Road」ㅡ.’
Gozaburo: “?!?!?! Ouch!!! What about this memory?!?!?! Wow!…”
“Ah… Is that so… [Master]… No, [Dark Yami of Darkness]… I will definitely kill you with my own hands… “]
There is no twist.
It was really Gozaburo episode 5.
Since you posted it so confidently, I was expecting something like ‘an informational post that I thought was Gozaburo’.
Doesn’t this kid know that it’s double fishing?
From Noble mtl dot com
… I’m so mad, should I leave a hateful comment?
Suddenly, a ‘good idea’ flashed across my mind.
Wouldn’t it be okay to ask him for information about the Hidden Piece in the Imperial Arena?
If he knows a lot of information that is unrivaled among community users, he might know.
I saw a post like this in the community a few days ago.
[Rurorep: That person is a close-range spy.
Surviving as a Holy Knight Isn’t he the guy who made it to No. 1 In the world rankings?
The nickname reminds me of this. Even at the Seongsal Gallery, it was a crush.
I think he’s the one who always tells me he’s a level 999 paladin.]
– Comments –
[Bamko: Oh, that’s right hahahaha. He also uploaded a bragging post on Instagram and got blocked hahahaha]
[Close-up spy: Delete, brat]
If you are number 1 in the world rankings, wouldn’t you know quite a bit of information?
After much thought, I decided to send a personal message to the close-quarters spy.
Anyway, this is someone you will have to meet someday in order to go to the capital and block the portal.
There is no harm in building friendships from now on.
[ㅎㅇ Close-quarters spy]
Even though I waited for over 30 minutes, there was no reply.
… It’s not that there is no way.
[I enjoyed watching episode 5 of Gozaburo hahahaha, fun fun fun]
Now I am so used to lying that I am afraid of myself.
Geuncheop. Should I go this far?
[Close-up spy: You… Three legendary knights?]
The bite comes right away.
You remember me.
Now that I think about it, he left a comment saying that he enjoyed reading the ‘Barbarian Girl’ article that I briefly posted, and the last time I defeated Charon, he called me the ‘Legendary Three Knights’ and showed his affection for me.
It is clear that he thinks of me as a just and good paladin.
[I have a question for the game level 999 paladin]
[Close-up spy: I see… I’ll only allow one in particular. [To ask]
I really want to beat the crap out of you.
[Do you know what the hidden piece in the Imperial Arena is and where it is?]
[I’m near there hahahaha]
[Close-up spy: Ah, you mean ‘that’?]
[Close-up spy: That’s… ]
I heard information about Hidden Piece from him.
This is okay.
[Information]
[Close-in spy: We will continue to work together with the other two knights to create a clean community]
[ㅇㅋ]
[Close-up spy: I speak briefly to my senior.]
[ㅗ]
There are degrees of acceptance. Anyway, thank you.
I removed the message window.
“Hey! “Huh!”
“A warrior should easily block this! Take it! “Starburst Stream!”
Noah is being attacked hard by Dodo.
“I’ve got the hang of it now. Once more… “
“No, it’s the end. “If you make fun of me one more time in front of Master Malak, I will kill you.”
“Damn it!”
In the end, Kanto couldn’t even touch Lake’s fingertips.
It’s the same thing as having nothing to do.
… Should I also upload a novel?
The only posts I posted were about the barbarian series. I was a little worried that I might be suspected.
What if you could pick a great prologue and upload it? Everyone will change their perception of me.
It is a time when the title is being changed from ‘Barbarian Lover’ to ‘Legendary Three Knights’.
Noah, who is currently considered the most dangerous factor, is also doing a good job of controlling her entrance.
Contrary to her goofy behavior and appearance, she seemed to have a heavy mouth.
… Now that I think about it, Noah has never talked about himself.
The topic of Earth, games, and possession was never brought up in front of the residents of this world.
I think I might be the type that has a lot of thoughts but doesn’t always follow through with actions.
Okay. Let’s upload a novel.
It prevents anyone from even doubting that I am a Loa.
It’s definitely not because my creative spirit is boiling over.
… What should I try?
First of all, authentic fantasy works are absolutely not allowed.
It’s easy to end up like ‘The Knight of Steel,’ the first community literature posted.
Community users are Earthlings possessed by a fantasy world.
It is not a fantasy world full of dreams and hopes, but a demonic apocalypse fantasy world.
These people probably don’t want to read sweaty, traditional fantasy novels.
While I was slowly writing, thinking about what kind of material to write about, I came across a novel written by Siwoo.
He also followed the trend.
The title is a bit unusual. Shall we take a look?
[Morning Tent Installer: I Became a s*x Mu-sae Episode 1
Bags of snacks piled up in the corner and chicken left over from yesterday’s meal. And even toilet paper rolling around on the floor.
I was looking for a new novel in this perfect paradise.
“Ha, there’s really nothing to see. “Aren’t there any novels that are novel and full of masterpieces?”
Are you saying that all the novels these days are trash?
Whenever you get a chance, you’ll find Hoebinghwan, Whoopie House, Academy, Villain, Munchkin, etc. A pile of trash with the same content and not even a whiff of novelty.
Even works that are said to be novel have only the same characters on the inside.
A proud princess with blonde hair.
A saint with pure white hair who always wears a pachyderm.
A hot-tempered wizard with red hair and twin tails.
Menhera, a dark-haired, gloomy and friendless woman with huge breasts.
“Please, I just want to eat novels that are fresh and refreshing!”
The bed springs squeak, sending a signal to kill.
I didn’t care.
“Ha… “I really want to read a novel like Yasu.”
The same thing happened when I looked for new works. It’s all just a familiar taste.
Among them, the one I disliked the most was the novel at the top.
“No, why is this mass-produced work ranked first among new releases?”
A shameless novel about a return to the academy, obsession, and even despair.
“Because a work like this is at number one, that means novel novels can’t rise to the top?!”
Should I show you the bitter taste of fear?
“It was nice to meet you. 5,700 Characters of s*x punishment! “Let’s go~!”
Dozens of comments filled with nothing but s*x were posted.
“Phew, I can sleep comfortably with my legs stretched out today! Who am I? Guardian of conscience! “A delightful and clever reader!”
With a proud heart, I lay down on the bed and tried to sleep.
I couldn’t sleep so I checked my phone, and there were several text messages.
The moment I checked, I was possessed by that novel.
“s*x…”
f*ck s*x.
(You have been possessed by another world. The reason you have been possessed is not because of criticism, nor because you read a 1,000-episode novel with only 1 view for the latest episode.)
(You can’t believe you only wrote about 5,700 characters about s*x and then run away! You bastard! I’ll put a curse on you, the example of a vulgar quarrel!)
(Curse of the s*x musae who can only say one word! Thank you for your hard work!)
After being notified that I had been unilaterally assigned to another world by someone who was either a god, a crazy girl, or a woman, I decided to first look into the situation.]
-…
I feel dizzy. Is this Siwoo’s autobiographical novel?
The writing was so messed up that using words like ‘Ssatuchung’ or ‘Hannyeo’ openly felt like a small problem.
It is a fantasy possession story similar to the situation we face, so it may resonate with us, but the genre is the problem.
Among many genres, comedy is a particularly difficult subject to handle.
The same goes for this material called ‘Seokmu Sae’. How are you going to develop the story when the main character’s only line is ‘s*x’?
Will Siwoo, who looks like a beginner at first glance, be able to handle it well?
Honestly, I don’t think so. At most, they will write about 30 to 50 episodes and then stop serialization or run away with a remake.
After that, I looked through a few more works.
Well, it was all there. Aside from being bad at writing, the choice of material is poor.
Still, is it fortunate that we were able to make them teachers?
I’m trying to make at least the background modern.
The users are all from modern Earth, and they are all dreaming of returning.
You probably want to read a novel that has the smell of the 21st century Earth.
Then…