wish you were lesb (2)
Notebook, eraser, ballpoint pen, etc.
Using clumsy slang rather has the opposite effect.
If you’re going to do it, it’s better to use words that are uncomfortable to hear, such as ‘shit’ or ‘porn’.
In this way, you can shock the listener and avoid suspicion by making the conversation itself repulsive.
– I want to make a baby with you.
Conversations like this are hard to overhear.
just as expected.
“Keuheum-·······”
The Ministry of Magic agents turned their heads at the same time. I stared into the void for no reason and smoked a different voice.
After all, they felt ashamed because they were human too.
“That’s good.”
Yerina smiled. As if enjoying the situation, he crossed his legs and pretended to be anxious.
“When would be a good time? I want to do it quickly…”
Conversations that are increasingly explicit.
The agents took two steps back. In the first place, I couldn’t even suspect that it was a ‘sweet fish’. I just mistake it for a promiscuous conversation between a man and a woman.
“How about eating first? There are things we need to adjust to each other in advance.”
“Good. Is the professor shooting you?”
“All right. There is a restaurant you know well, so let’s go there.”
I headed for the Grand Hall exit with Yerina. I planned to go to the restaurant where Jeniel had a celebration party. Although the price is a little high, it is definitely because the taste and atmosphere are good.
Then I suddenly remembered Jeniel, who was alone. I looked to where she was.
Karios was nowhere to be seen, and Jeniel was still alone. I leaned my back against the wall and bent my toes.
“When are you coming…”
Jeniel’s complexion darkened even more.
You can’t laugh even after successfully finishing the seminar.
The more I thought about it, the worse I felt. If it wasn’t for Yerina, I would have gone to her side right away to soothe her.
However, in order to prepare for the [Imperial Guard Joining Test], I couldn’t miss this opportunity. What’s more, in crowded places, ‘resistance to Jeniel’ developed, so I wasn’t reckless enough to throw everything away.
It was just keeping an eye on it.
The time when I was about to finish my steps
“Wait.”
Yeria stood tall. It was to find Jeniel alone.
After fixing her gaze for a while, Yerina asked in a tone mixed with sadness and anger.
“Professor, are you close with Jeniel?”
“That’s right.”
“Then, shall the three of us eat together?”
“Yes······?”
It was an unexpected offer.
I’m holding back too, but why are you…?
When I put on a puzzled expression, Yerina pointed at Jeniel.
“Look over there. Only Jeniel is alone.”
“Your fiance will be back soon.”
“Is it Karios? Anyway, I don’t like the behavior of the tail. How could you be late on a day like today?”
Yes. Yerina was sincerely in love with Jeniel. To the extent that he took care of Jeniel’s heart rather than making the illegal potion he liked so much.
To the point of forgetting that Leonard is best friends with Karios.
“oh-!”
Yerina, who recognized the fact belatedly, slapped her mouth.
“Haha… That doesn’t mean Karios-sama was wrong.”
“no. It’s cheap even if you curse at it.”
I nodded and agreed. Today’s work has convinced me of one thing.
In other words, Karios’s 「Anti-slaughter trait」 was activated.
Unique Attribute Shop
「Anti-slaughter characteristics」
+ 100,000 points.
▶ A characteristic that values ‘his own career’ more than ‘heroine’.
When this trait is activated, the protagonist is more faithful to his job than ever.
It is a characteristic to prevent the ‘sweet potato behavior’ of choosing love over the cause, and in severe cases, the heroine’s existence itself is forgotten.
▶Activation condition: When the growth of the supporting character is steeper than that of the main character.
Originally, Karios was not a character who would be late for an appointment. Especially if it was a promise related to Jeniel.
However, Karios did not appear in the Grand Hall.
Today is the last day of the 「Immortal Knights joining test」.
It was highly likely that Karios, who had activated the “anti-slaughter characteristic” due to Leonar’s growth, which was not in the original work, forgot his promise with Jeniel and was undergoing additional training somewhere. It was the moment I guessed.
Tadadat-!
Karios hurriedly entered the grand hall. As if my prediction was correct, there was dust on the end of the robe and on the shoes.
“Ha ha… ha…”
Karios, who arrived in front of Jeniel, gasped. Jeniel glared with axe eyes.
“Why are you coming now? I heard the test was over around noon?”
“That’s… that’s why… I’m sorry. I forgot.”
“What, what?”
“I forgot to focus on training.”
Carios said straight away.
Truth worse than lies.
The setting of Karios to be honest is expressed like this here.
Jeniel let out a light sigh.
“Ha… it’s okay. I’ll go, so I’ll live my whole life doing training.”
“Now, wait a minute. Jeniel, Jeniel!”
Following Jeniel, who quickly turned away, Karios hurriedly followed. It looks like he’s going to struggle quite a bit tonight. Everyone looks up to themselves.
With her eyes fixed on the exit, she asked Yerina.
“It seems to have been resolved to some extent, shall we leave?”
“I see. Ugh, that’s nice Karios, that bad- ah-!”
“no. I’m glad he didn’t get hit.”
“That, right? Was it too much?”
“sure. You have to be kicked like that to come to your senses.”
I chimed in on the gossip.
I felt sorry for Karios, but I had no choice but to score points with Yerina.
＊＊＊
Jake, an agent of the Ministry of Magic, is in an unprecedented crisis.
It was none other than Leonard and Yerina who put the veteran agents with 10 years of experience in danger.
The conversation between the two was so casual that I couldn’t concentrate on my mission at all. Just listening to it made me feel ashamed.
‘What is this…’
On the other hand, the parties did nothing. Rather, he seemed to enjoy being bugged.
Yerina has an eccentric temperament and was originally strange, but Professor Leonard had this side.
These fucking perverts.
“after······”
However, Jake did not give up. I put my mind together and focused on my mission.
Brunobel, a luxury restaurant with no customers today.
Jake, sitting at the table right behind Leonard and Yerina, overheard the conversation while rummaging through the pasta.
Leonard asked.
“Have you ever made a baby before?”
“!!!?”
Jake’s brow furrowed. At the same time, my mind went blank. Are you really sane to say such a thing to a lady?
However, Yerina answered without any displeasure.
“It’s my first time, but that makes me even more excited. Maybe you can do well.”
“okay. Take good care of me.”
“no. I should ask for better. How long has this been…”
Rather, he smiled and liked it. He looked the happiest I’ve ever seen.
An enviably friendly atmosphere.
Jake is in great confusion. The firm values began to shake.
Is it fashionable to go straight like that these days? Do you mean that direct speeches such as babies and mating are the trend?
‘Am I too behind the times…?’
Jake is in his mid-thirties.
Since I was in charge of monitoring 24 hours a day, I couldn’t meet friends, let alone dating. Naturally, I had no choice but to fall behind the trend.
Then, is that the culture of young people these days?
‘You’ve changed so much without knowing it…’
time passing quickly.
I had to accept the future without preconceived notions. Also, I had to learn without stopping there.
There is no age to learn, and I cannot live as an old bachelor forever.
Jake cleared his mind and listened to their conversation.
Leonard asked.
“What do you need- no, so do you like something?”
After a moment of silence, Yerina answered shyly.
“Hmm… Kisses rather than kisses? haha!”
Jake unconsciously nodded.
Well then.
A deep kiss is better than a light kiss.
“And what?”
“Um… I need some gel too.”
That’s right.
It’s probably easier to use it.
“And also a rope… an eyepatch… a whip… all of which are hard to find. Did you understand what I said?”
Ah, don’t understand.
Yerina has a very unique taste.
“All right. As soon as everything is ready, let’s get right into it.”
“Hehe, if you can, thank you. But can you? It must be difficult…”
“I have an idea. It’s holiday season soon.”
Is it holiday season soon?
Damn, I’m envious… After all, being young is the best.
Deeply immersed in the conversation, Jake reacted sensitively to every word.
Unfortunately, the conversation between the two went in a healthy direction after that.
Magic Tower Seminar.
Among them, I talked about the characters called Jeniel and Karios.
Listening to the contents, Karios was late, and because of that, Jeniel was hurt. 70% of the conversation was gossip about Karios, and the other 30% was sympathy for Jeniel.
“I really did too much this time.”
“I mean.”
The two got along well.
As if the script had been written, he defended Jeniel with a tremendous tiki-taka. Anyone who hears it will know that both of them are in love with Jeniel.
In the meantime, Yerina asked.
“Oh right! Professor Leonard, who do you think is the prettiest in the Mage Tower?”
An obvious question.
It is also known as Answer Jeong You (the answer has been decided, so all you have to do is answer).
It seemed that Yerina was jealous because she talked about Jeniel too much. It was customary to mention the name of the person asking the question.
“I think it must be Jeniel.”
But Leonard was not following convention. I dared to mention Jeniel.
“Yes? I think so too. Jeniel is too pretty to wear.”
Yerina was also not easy.
He praised Jeniel’s beauty without showing off his bad looks.
From this starting point, the conversation continued more actively. The two chatted happily, as if they had found a common interest.
Could it be that… did you design all of this?
Did you deliberately push and pull to spice up the conversation?
‘It’s pretty, Professor Leonard.’
Not only did he have a handsome face, he was also good at handling women. Jake took the note from his bosom. I hurriedly wrote down the tips I realized today.
[ Tips for dating well ]
1. Explicit speech.
2. Bold push and pull.
＊＊＊
the next evening.
I headed to the [Wizard Store] at the back gate of the academy.
Originally, it was a research material store crowded with people, but it was cold because the academy had closed classes.
Maybe that’s why the owner has no energy.
“welcome······”
After today, the store will be closed until the academy regains its normal vitality – about 10 days.
Should I call it a temporary vacation?
Anyway, I’m trying to get the materials I need to make a ‘baby’ here.
The kiss, gel, rope, eyepatch, and whip that Yerina mentioned at the restaurant.
These are all ingredients used to make potions.
If you look at it like that, it might be difficult to understand, but if you refer to her words, ‘It’s hard to find’, it’s understandable enough.
hard to get
That means materials that are not legal.
‘Kiss’ Nets’ fur, ‘Gel’ Dinov’s bodily fluids, Ta’Roff’s spine, ‘Eyepatch’ Gongf’s venom, and ‘Chazik’s tears.
All of them were illegal materials that were hard to find even on the black market.
And all of this existed in the 「Wizard Store」. However, the owner only owns it personally and does not sell it.
If you do, you will be permanently suspended.
The owner came up and asked.
“Is there anything you are looking for?”
“There is, but it doesn’t seem to be here. I will come back next time.”
“All right. Farewell, Professor Leonard.”
The owner bowed his head and turned around with a confused face. Is it possible to sell even one more before the vacation?
Ki-Ik-
I opened the door from inside the store. At the same time, 「Expedium」 was expressed.
Susseusut-!
The office we reached before the door closed.
There are 3 minutes left until the “Wizard Store” closes.
After a good 5 minutes, I canceled 「Expedium」.
Susseusut-!
The Wizard Store that came back was dark.
There was a sign saying closed on the door, and the outdoor display stand was inside, so it seemed like the timing was right.
I went inside the store and put down the picture hanging on the wall. A safe was hidden in the back wall of the painting.
A magic safe that stores the ingredients for the fire method.
After unlocking the security with 「Magical Insight」, I opened the safe.
Whoops-…
It contained more illegal materials than expected. I swept them all into the bag I had prepared in advance.
I also added stuff that wasn’t necessary.
“There are many.”
In the middle of the novel, a special crackdown by the Ministry of Magic uncovers illegal ingredients in the Wizard Store.
The punishment for that is permanent business suspension.
This gives Narsha a chance to use a shop in a remote place, and in the process, she comes into contact with a black magician.
In short, it was a handshake that should have been dealt with someday.
“After… it’s over.”
After putting all the illegal materials, the safe was filled with bundles of money.
chuck- chuck-
1.5 times the black market price. Still, it wasn’t moral to dispose of other people’s things at will, so I put them in without regret.
thud-······
The vault door was closed and the painting restored.
All I had to do was leave the store.
The time when I carried the bundle on my shoulder.
-Clap!
A noise was heard from the entrance of the store. At first glance, it sounded like a key being unlocked…
just as expected.
– Kiki Iik
The shop door opened.