117 – Ep.26 Grave of Dragons -1
Somewhat absurd things happened, but I managed to make an agreement with the divine beasts in the south.
In exchange for periodically providing board games from the human world to divine beasts who seek pleasure, they swear not to attack me, the provider.
Do the gods who remember being beaten by Tia really like board games?
I was worried in many ways, but the blue pouch I was told to open after the agreement was over contained a waterproof Trump card.
When I gave the trump cards to the gloomy divine beasts of the sea, they were delighted with how good they were.
I felt like everything was okay as long as I had fun.
Anyway, the agreement ended satisfactorily, and I, who had nothing to do in the south anymore, returned home with the divine beasts.
And now I’m at the mart with Tia, Miho, and Alice sneaking up behind me.
“Tia, don’t use bad words! Understand?”
“Yes! Alas!!”
“I don’t know when Tia learned to say that.”
“It probably originated from our speech habits that came out unconsciously. So, Miho, try to use only kind words as much as possible.”
“Okay.”
It was out of the blue that she came to the grocery store and was taught to write only nice words, but it can’t be helped.
Because you have to make a habit of using kind words in your daily life so that you get used to them naturally.
And the line that came out of Tia’s mouth to the extent that I had to do this was shocking to me.
“That’s all right. Now each of you bring something you want or need to buy.”
“Hey Yay~!”
“Seobang, what would you like to have for dinner tonight? Eel sushi? Eel over rice? Grilled eel?”
“No, Sibal… !!”
“Seobang? Should I use nice words?”
“Kuhm!! No, why does everything on the menu have to be eel?”
“Isn’t eel good for stamina? Do you not like it?”
“Eel is a dismissal. I ate seafood until I got tired of it.”
“Then how about guljeon stuffed with chives? Or a garlic steak with asparagus?”
For some reason, only menu names related to stamina and stamina are popping up.
When I looked at Miho, who was constantly trying to take care of my energy, she was looking at me with a strange and deep gaze.
Who is not a nine-tailed fox?
It was a companion god who only chose to do things like a fox.
“Let’s have curry for dinner tonight. I don’t really like anything else.”
“Okay! Then garlic and oysters in the curry….”
“If you put anything other than potatoes, carrots, onions, and meat, you’ll be fasting. Sincerely.”
“Okay….”
Miho leaves to buy ingredients with a sad expression on her face.
And in contrast to Miho, Tia walks around the sweets corner with a bright smile.
I felt like I could understand the heart of the head of the family when I saw them stare at them.
Is this what it feels like to have an unstoppable wife and an innocent daughter?
I don’t know that much, but it was certain that it was the peaceful daily life I was pursuing.
The moment I turned around to look around to see if I could live separately, laughing lightly.
Standing in front of me was Alice with a reddened face.
“Alice?”
“Yes, boss… ? Can I buy you this?”
What was in her hand was a new game released this month.
I never imagined that a game that was famous for being sold out within 3 hours of being released would remain in stock at a local mart.
I was looking around the game corner, thinking that Alice probably wasn’t there, and I was excited to see it.
The corners of the mouth begin to twitch at the unchanging appearance of the rabbit.
“Okay, I’ll buy it for you.”
“Thank you, boss. I will follow you for the rest of my life!”
“That, yes….”
I don’t think it’s a bit excessive to give unconditional loyalty by buying a game.
It’s like saying that you’re only worth one game.
Anyway, if she is satisfied with herself, that’s enough.
Honestly, while Alice often devoted herself to me, I was always worried because there was nothing I could do for her.
That’s why it felt good for her to ask me for something like now.
“Yuu! I bought them all!”
“…… Tia.”
“Why?”
“My teeth are rotting….”
Tia brought sweets that were sweeter than her height.
She told me to buy as much as I wanted, but she didn’t expect me to build a tower of sweets.
I thought you would only see such a scene at an event where you can put unlimited sweets in a box….
“I can eat it all… ?”
“You should be able to eat everything, but if you eat this much, you won’t be able to eat.”
“I drink sweets more than rice!”
“Tia, take it out right away before rubbing the chocolate into the rice.”
“hehehehe! Ah, alas… !”
No matter how much she likes sweets, she couldn’t tolerate chocolate along with rice, so Tia calmly returned to the sweets corner.
I’ve never had chocolate rice, to be sure, but it’s a terrible food that turns the table upside down.
Actually, any kind of snack, even if it’s not chocolate, doesn’t go well with rice.
Tia has tried herself in the past that eating sweets instead of side dishes will be delicious, she knows that fact to the bone.
That’s probably why she followed Miho’s words carefully.
“So Miho. You asked me to buy food, so why did you bring so much medicine?”
“This is a medicine that is given as a bonus when you buy ingredients.”
“What kind of mart gives you medicine when you buy food? Just be honest.”
“I happened to see an advertisement for Viagra, which is said to be good for men’s stamina, while buying food ingredients….”
“You take it back too.”
“Ugh, then why don’t we just buy one?”
“…… I get it. So, put the rest in their place.”
“Yes!”
This time, on the opposite of before, Tia was sullen and Miho was very satisfied.
Anyway, my pet fox originally intended to only buy one, but it seems that he brought several in case I turned him down.
If that’s the case, then it’s like it’s been done right, but since permission has already been granted, it can’t be overturned.
‘Still, I think I’ll need it when dealing with companions at night…. Would it be better than nothing… ?”
It was a drug that made me worry in many ways whether I could eat it or not.
“I… president.”
“Huh?”
“I have one more thing I want to buy, but…. The boss chooses one of the two. I’ll put one back.”
“Just buy both.”
“Well, are you okay? “
“Yes.”
“Thank you, boss!”
After going through the case of two people who were excessively greedy earlier, Alice’s worries felt light.
It would be normal to ask if it would be okay to buy another one.
Even so, there was no fairy to give up one.
With such an attitude, how could I not buy it?
Besides, if you see that expression of gratitude and smile, anyone will want to buy it.
“Yuu! Can’t choose between chocolate and potato chips!!”
“Seobang! Can I buy zinc supplements besides Viagra? They say that if you eat this, the amount of semen will increase!”
I think I’m going to lose my mind.
***
I wasn’t the one walking around, but strangely, I was on my way back after finishing my more exhausting shopping.
With all the energy already drained, Miho and Alice were fighting and fighting again.
If you want to dry the two of them, you have to spend the rest of the day in bed.
I didn’t really want to do that, so I silently chose the path of being on the sidelines.
“It’s okay, Yuu.”
“Why? Tia?”
“Can’t we stop by somewhere else for a while?”
“I don’t care, but where are you going?”
“Umm~! It’s hard to explain in words! You can follow me!”
Tia grabbed my arm and started to drag me somewhere.
I was a bit taken aback by the suddenness, but since it was a place Tia wanted to go to, I reluctantly decided to go.
After being dragged along for a while, Tia entered an alleyway in a shopping district.
I wondered why Tia would take me to such a shady place.
However, after a while, a mysterious fog began to approach the alley where Tia and I entered.
Soon the fog completely swallowed us up.
Even though I can see nothing but pure white around me, Tia steadfastly leads me forward.
It seems that only Tia can see something, and she uses Tia’s ability to look around her, but not even her air threads are hidden by her fog.
“Ti, Tia? Where the hell are you trying to take me?”
“Almost there! Wait a munite!”
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Looking at the baby dragon who still responds with a clear voice, it seems that he is not being manipulated by someone.
Then, what the hell is in front of me, so I’m like this?
As I walked through the endless fog, I heard the sound of stepping on the grass rustling under my feet before I knew it.
There must have been no forest-like place near the alley we entered.
Nevertheless, the feeling of the grass coming from under my feet was not a fantasy, but a reality.
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Let’s keep our eyes wide open and bewildered by things we don’t understand.
Tia, who had been dragging me around, stood tall in her place and made me come to a sudden stop.
“I have arrived!!”
“Huh? Ugh… ?!”
When we raised our heads at Tia’s resounding cry, a place we had never seen before was spread out in front of us.
The huge hills surrounding it and numerous tombstones placed on top of them.
Unknown patterns were all engraved on the various tombstones, and a dreary fog hung over them.
I was left speechless at the absurd scale.
I was soon able to come to a fact.
I passed through the alley and finally arrived at the fact that this place is a cemetery.