125 – EP.27 New Year’s Eve -1
… A month has passed since I went to the dragon’s grave.
It’s already Christmas.
Of course, there was nothing special about Christmas.
If I had to question it, the fact that the director gave me a holiday in celebration of Christmas? That was all.
After all, Christmas is no different from the previous holidays.
A day when you play dingadinga at home, eat delicious food, and rest well with your pets.
“Hmm?”
“Through the white snow~♪ riding a sleigh~♪ the feeling of running~♪”
“Tia, what are you doing?”
“Decorate the Christmas tree!”
Tia is humming a Christmas song while hanging various decorations on a tree.
Thinking about it, today was a special day for Tia, who was celebrating Christmas for the first time.
Anyway, a child who is only half a year old knows and likes Christmas… It feels like common sense is a bit distorted.
“I miss decorating the tree…”
“Would you like Yuu too?”
“No, that’s fine. More than that, who taught you how to decorate a Christmas tree?”
“Yata sister!”
“Hmm, is that so?”
A story with no problems whatsoever.
Still, something was strange.
To be precise, the scene I’m looking at feels strange to me, right?
“Ah… !”
I found the cause of the strangeness and went straight to the tree and removed something.
The thing in my hand is a stick that looks just like a man’s place.
I can’t help but feel weird about this hanging from the tree.
“Ti, Tia?! Where the hell did you get this from?”
“I’ve been collecting hidden treasures all over the house to decorate them! That’s Miho unnie’s room!”
“Oh my gosh… !”
I unknowingly slapped my forehead.
Tia is probably the only person in the world who decorates the Christmas tree with dildos and dog collars.
How come a kid who knows he should decorate the tree for Christmas doesn’t know he shouldn’t?
I really don’t know.
“Tia. Would you like to go outside with me?”
“Peck out with Yuu! But why are you suddenly outside?”
“Let’s go get some decent Christmas tree decorations.”
“Really?”
“Okay, so let’s go quickly.”
“Arasse!!”
As she hurriedly changed into her street clothes, she smiled at Tia’s back as she ran to her room.
It is a baby dragon that has grown to an absurd level in half a year, but a child was still a child.
There is probably no one who would not laugh at the innocent look of a child who is happy with a small thing.
So I went out to buy Christmas tree decorations with Tia, who had changed into street clothes.
“Don’t cry~♪ Don’t cry~♪ Grandpa Santa treats crying children~♪”
On the way to the mart to buy decorations.
Another classic Christmas nursery rhyme was flowing from Tia, who was in the best mood.
“Come to think of it, Tia.”
“Huh?”
“What gift would Tia want Santa to give her?”
Tia is very excited about Christmas.
If Tia wanted to, I was thinking of giving her a present even if I dressed up as Santa myself.
So I poked a question to find out what gift Tia wanted in advance, but…….
The answer from Tia was spectacle.
“Ugh? Doesn’t Santa Claus really exist?”
“Uh uh… ?”
Tia, who excitedly mentioned Grandpa Santa in a nursery rhyme, immediately denied his existence.
I am deeply concerned about whether this is a 0.5 Year old child.
“Uh, why do you think so?”
“Because Yata told me there is no Santa!”
The innocence destroyer was in the house.
Tia, who used to be pure because of the crow, realizes the filth of her reality, and it feels like it’s getting watery.
Should I dry my teeth… ? Should I let it go… ?
“Yuu… ?”
“Sorry, I was thinking about something else for a while. Anyway, then you know that Santa Claus and Rudolph do not exist.”
“Does Rudolph really exist?”
“There was… ?!”
“Yes! Yata said that she had a divine beast called Rudolph!”
Is it strange to think that there won’t be a red-nosed reindeer in a yard with divine beasts?
However, since there is no Santa but only Rudolph, his head is quite complicated.
The time to believe in Santa had passed a long time ago, so she wasn’t shocked about the fact that Santa didn’t exist.
Conversely, when Rudolph said that he was real again, he was quite shocked.
A reverse idea of destroying children’s hearts. How should I express this?
“Speaking of which, Yuu! I have a dream that I want to come true!”
“Huh? What?”
“Rudolph’s shiny nose! Take it off and sipper!!”
“You want to take Rudolph’s nose off? Why all of a sudden?”
“I was wondering if it would still shine even if it was shook and cut by the wind!”
“… ….”
Recently, I’ve been encountering new gods often by chance.
I earnestly hope that Rudolph will never come to our place.
No matter what purpose you come here, you will never see anything good.
“Rudolph the reindeer’s nose~♪ very shiny nose~♪”
“hahahaha….”
I think I can understand why Tia’s song started to sound brutal, even if I don’t say it.
***
After returning home after buying a tree decoration set at the mart.
Tia left to decorate the Christmas tree as scheduled, and I sat down at her table to catch my breath.
Then, a teacup with the scent of citron is lowered in front of me.
“Looks like you came out with Tia…” ?”
“Yeah, Tia has been decorating the tree with miscellaneous items from around her house, so she came back to buy me some decent decorations.”
“I see. Then you must have enjoyed going out… !!”
“Hmm, was it… ? I don’t know.”
Unfortunately, the only things I can remember are Tia’s announcement of the murder of Rudolph and a Christmas nursery rhyme that lacks innocence.
Wouldn’t it be quite ambiguous to say that it’s fun? At least I think so.
“Anyway, thanks for the citron tea. I will drink well.”
“Please take it easy… !”
-Gulp! Gulp!
I opened my mouth again as I lightly moistened my mouth with the citron tea that Korr gave me.
“Cor, by the way, are you alone? What about Miho?”
In my kitchen, there are bound to be foxes and wolves whose usage rate exceeds 90% by the two of us.
But now, looking around, Cor was the only one wearing an apron.
There were many cases where Miho stood alone in the kitchen, but it was rare to see her alone.
“Miho-nim said she needed to cook a special dish for an important event with the ship owner tonight, so she went to get ingredients….”
“Ah… ….”
Thinking back, Christmas wasn’t just a holiday.
I have heard somewhere that Christmas is the number one condom sales rate, number one s*xual intercourse rate, and number one fertility rate.
And now, my pet fox must have left to get the ingredients himself to make my health food in commemoration of this day.
Today, it is hard to stay out all night.
“By the way, Miho-nim left a message that I had to pass on to the ship owner… !”
“Is it okay if I don’t listen?”
“I…. He asked me to tell him no matter what…….”
“Okay, now I’m prepared. Tell me what Miho said.”
“Because I intend to follow you to the end no matter where I go in the world. If you’re thinking of running away, I told you not to… !!”
That’s right.
Tomorrow morning, I will definitely be mummified.
For the reason that you can’t avoid the fox’s attachment to the fox, which will find it wherever it hides.
It is said that he gained the ability from the spirit of the water dragon the other day and was able to endure it, but he had no choice in front of Miho.
Miho’s s*xual desire is limitless.
She said that she could control herself, but the fox, whose switch was turned on, continues to lust after me like crazy.
Just imagining it makes my hamstrings tingle.
“I already feel like I’m getting excited….”
“Hey, do your best… !”
“Thank you for doing that, even if it means talking.”
Take another sip of citron tea and try to calm your troubled mind.
My shoulders were still heavy from the future ahead, but I felt a little better after drinking something warm in the cold weather.
“I…. Lord… ?”
“Huh?”
“I am learning massage these days…. If you’re tired, let me give you a massage… ?”
“Oh, massage! That’s fine! But where did you learn it from?”
“That… The other day, I came across a newly opened massage shop on my way back from running errands for Miho….”
“Aha! So she learned by getting a massage there. Is this it?”
“Sorry! I had no intention of visiting, but depending on the day, her shoulder was quite stiff, so I stopped without realizing it….”
“No, it could be. No need to apologize.”
Considering Kor’s overwhelming size, it’s rather odd that his shoulder doesn’t hurt.
While others carry two pieces of fruit in moderation, Cor has no choice but to put a burden on his shoulders to carry two chunks the size of a watermelon on his back.
It would be okay if he lived as a wolf in his original form, but Kor keeps his human form like other pets.
It wasn’t something he was forced to do, but it was a result of Kor’s strong will to live like a human.
“Anyway, the massage I received at the massage shop was very pleasant, so I earnestly asked the headmistress. Little by little she learned from the boss, oh… !!”
“Hmm, I see.”
Until now, I thought that my companions would not interact with other humans at all.
It is said that thanks to Miho’s hallucinatory ability, people cannot recognize her as a divine being.
I thought I would be in trouble if I got caught, so I only thought I would keep my distance.
Besides Yata, who created his own religion, no one has ever specifically mentioned other people, so I came to think that way.
However, in reality, it seems that there are cases where, like Cor, they have permeated society in their own way and formed a relationship.
I’ll have to ask Tia and Miho later if they have a relationship between people who are close to each other.
“So, if it is okay with the ship owner, I would like to give you a massage. ?”
“Okay. Please!”
“Ah… yes!!”
Kor put the tray he was holding down on the table and slowly approached me.
Her soft hand rests on my shoulder.
“Then let’s start with the shoulders! If you are sick, you must tell me… ?”
“Okay.”
With permission, my shoulder is touched by her grip.
A gentle kneading that doesn’t hurt that much and doesn’t make you feel anything.
I could see that Cor didn’t just learn to massage over his shoulder.
Otherwise, such an exquisite century would not come out.
Every time you knead, the muscles in your shoulders loosen up and coolness permeates all over your body.
“Uh, how are you… ?”
“That’s great! But I think it would be nice to squeeze it a little harder. It’s good to be considerate so that you don’t get sick, but it gives me an artificial feeling that I’m controlling my strength.”
“Yes! Got it… !!”
Following my advice, Cor leaned forward and added strength to her arms.
Then I felt a distinctly different coolness than before….
A different sense came through the back of the head.
“You know, Cor.”
“Yes? Why do you… ?”
“Can you clean up your breasts? If I continue in this state, the massage will become decadent….”
“Huh… ?! I’m sorry… !!”
It was only then that Korr panicked as he realized that his large breasts were touching my head.
However, the wolf’s shyness soon led to the sudden action of her hugging me.
Unexpecting this, he turned his head away, but I was forced to bury his face among the tall peaks of Khor.
December 25th, Christmas Day at 11am.
At the age of 20, I almost ended my life with the cause of death.