130 – EP.27 New Beasts at the End of the Year -6
A place with clean air, pleasant forests, and even a clean lake as the peak of Hwaryong.
I was sitting on a large rock and explaining the events of this Christmas.
“There was a story like this.”
“Yes…. I heard the story, but why did you bring him to me?”
“That’s because this is the perfect resort for Shinsoo who lost everything….”
While talking to the two-horned horse for a while, I looked back for a moment.
There was a reindeer that looked pretty and had a neck collar hanging around its neck.
Rudolph looks like he has lost everything in the world.
At the time of the first meeting, reindeer were disgusting, but now they are an object of pity.
That’s right, I lost my nose and that place…… Because i lost it
‘Poor fellow….’
Right after losing his nose, Rudolph couldn’t control his anger and tried to attack his Tia.
Before that, Miho grabbed Rudolph by the waist from behind and pinned him to the floor with a suplex.
Then Cor grabbed the fallen Rudolph and shocked him with another choke slam.
Rudolph, unable to withstand the two’s coordinated attack, passed out.
As Hresbelg carried his fainting body to the wind, Yata’s time for neutering surgery began.
Starting with an eagle’s abduction, Rudolph’s nose was cut off by a dragon, his wrestling skills beaten by a fox and a wolf, and finally he was castrated by a crow.
If you ask me if he is not pitiful, he is of course pitiful.
I have seen the words of many gods so far, but Rudolph was the most pitiful of all the gods.
His life is attached, but rather a state of being cursed to be alive.
Rudolph, who became an eunuch who could no longer have s*x, got aphasia from that day on.
It was good that I didn’t listen to his awkward tone, but it was hard to see him not saying anything at all.
That’s why I brought him along to the year-end celebration hot spring town trip that I had been planning for a long time.
I want you to rest comfortably here at least.
So, now, he had been thinking of asking Baina about her well-being and entrusting her with Rudolph.
It’s never a joke.
I really wanted Rudolph to heal his heart at the lake.
I think it would be better if I lived by her side helping her.
“I understand what you said. Then is it right that I should be in charge of this reindeer?”
“That’s right, you can pamper yourself however you like! Because I am always grateful to you!”
Previously, I heard from Yata that Baina is preventing divine beasts from the east from invading.
Even if it wasn’t so, I was very disappointed that I couldn’t do anything after the fight with Do-cheol, but it was really nice to be able to repay the favor in this way.
“Thank you! I hope you will recognize my hard work… !!”
“No. I’m sorry I didn’t come right away.”
“Oh no! Even just coming here and giving me a nice present is a big thank you!”
“Really? If so, good luck!”
“I…. But what about the owner? Where is your sister? Didn’t she come with you?”
“I am enjoying the hot springs in Miho Ramen Village. He probably has no intention of coming here.”
“Is that so….”
A bicorn with a sullen expression.
Come to think of it, it was Miho who let the unicorn know pleasure and corrupted it into a bicorn, right?
I couldn’t help but feel sorry for him considering that he had been following Miho ever since he fell.
“Unfortunately, Miho won’t come, but I have a present for you instead.”
“Yes… ? Wasn’t that reindeer a gift?”
“Rudolph is also a gift, but isn’t it insincere to end it with just one guy who’s no different from a crippled person like that? So I prepared another present for you.”
“What is it?”
“I don’t know the contents. I just know that Yata designed it and Miho made it.”
“So, is this your sister’s present?!”
I didn’t come, but I was still moved by the fact that it was a gift from Miho.
Bai I politely accepted the wrapped gift, shaking her body.
A gift box with a sense of weight and size.
Because I don’t know what’s inside, I was curious.
Yata said it was better not to look, but he couldn’t help his boiling curiosity.
I tried to appreciate the identity of the contents while watching Byna unwrapping the wrapping paper, but….
I looked into the future before I even completely unwrapped the packaging, so I immediately turned back.
“Oh, my sister gave me such an enchanting gift!!”
What was in the box was a giant stick.
It was a decadent thing that reminded me of that place of the horse, so I left with water from the lakeside wet my eyes.
You need an eye or a brain that didn’t see the contents….
***
“I’m back….”
“Welcome, my dear!”
“Welcome… ! Shiplord!”
“What? Why are there only two of you?”
“That’s what Alice and Miho were arguing about in the hot spring, and now they’re fighting to survive in the sauna… !”
“And the eagle lady said that she would not be pushed by the young people, and she went into the sauna together.”
“I see….”
Miho and Alice have always been like that, so even if you want to be like that, Hresbel is…… Truly, it’s a house-wrapped god.
The type who suffers from buying useless things, so she must be a pitiful sister.
“Is Tia still pouty? ?”
“As you can see.”
I turn slightly to show them the little girl behind my back.
Tia clings to my back like a leech with her cheeks puffed out.
It has always been like this since the day after Christmas.
The reason Tia became like this is simple.
The moment she got her dream Rudolph’s nose, Tia was very happy and tried to decorate it on her tree.
Unfortunately, Rudolph’s shiny nose has lost its shine.
In response, Tia put on her desperate expression, and she tried her best to fix it by wiggling and punching Rudolph’s nose.
But Rudolph’s nose, which had once lost its luster, never returned to its original form, and Tia saw the bitterness of her life for the first time in her life.
She’s dejected, Tia has been begging me for another Rudolph’s nose, but she can’t give me what she doesn’t have.
She clung to me as she is now, holding a demonstration of her own.
“Are you having a hard time? Should I forcefully take it off and punish you… ?”
“No, there is no need for that.”
“But….”
“Really fine!”
Although it is difficult to always have Tia attached to her because her body gets heavy, Tia’s pouting figure is so cute.
I am just adapting to the current situation and living my life.
“By the way, my dear, did you do what you asked me to do?”
“Yeah, I finished it perfectly. But let me tell you in advance the contents of the gift box…….”
“Hmm? Didn’t I warn you in advance that I’d better not see it?”
“No, I did, but how can I hold back my curiosity?”
“Isn’t it said that curiosity kills cats? Take this incident as an opportunity to get used to the habit of moderation, my dear.”
“Okay….”
The right sound pierces my heart.
I know I can’t beat Yata with words, but I want to beat Yata at least once.
“If it is impossible with the upper mouth, wouldn’t it be possible to win with the lower mouth?”
“Stop reading my mind through the future! And stop saying such vulgar things in front of Tia!”
“Ha ha ha!!”
Anyway, it’s always a mischievous crow.
It’s amazing how you can’t hate him though.
“Anyway, good job!”
“Come to think of it, is it okay to hand over Rudolph to Baina?”
“Why? Are you worried?”
“Of course not. Wouldn’t it be a big deal if you plotted with the divine beasts of the east and slandered Baina, saying that you would take revenge on us who made you that way?”
“Things like that don’t happen once in a while, so don’t worry.”
“It’s not that I don’t believe in your future poetry, but why are you so sure?”
“Well, Rudolph is going to become obedient after being corrupted as a female by the bicorn. Ah, it’s neutral, so it’s not female corruption.”
“That, what is that… ?”
“That’s right. Just as the fox taught the unicorn pleasure and turned it into a bicorn, Rudolph is also corrupted by the bicorn.”
“But unlike Bicorn, Rudolph has nothing! Is that possible?”
“Nang-kun, even if the hanging thing is gone, the ‘hole’ remains intact, right?”
“Ooh! f*ck!!”
I just asked for nothing and ended up hearing something I didn’t want to know.
I’m crazy… ! I should have thought my mouth would become a doomed snout!
I decided not to ask any more about Rudolph and kept my mouth shut.
I’m satisfied with the fact that I’m safely up there…….
“Oops! There was something I had to tell you, but I forgot!”
“Suddenly? What?”
“It’s not a big deal, and by now the fox, rabbit, and eagle, who have reached the limit, will have plunged into the bath and completely absorbed it.”
“Huh? What is it like?”
“Nang-kun, have you forgotten the efficacy of Bicon Hot Springs?”
“Efficacy of hot springs?”
Just entering it makes your skin smooth and lustrous, and when you soak your hair in water…….
“Bah, there was an aphrodisiac effect that puts you in heat!”
“If you want to live even a little longer, you’d better run away right now.”
Yata smiles brightly and casually spits bloody noises.
It was only then that I realized my situation and had to prepare to run away in a hurry.
“Seobang-nim~♡”
“Boss… ♡”
“Seonjuyaang~♡”
“Lord, I don’t want to die… !!”
The moment I was about to run away, I heard bewitching and strange voices from far away. As soon as I heard their voices, my whole body started to get goosebumps.
So I rushed out of the inn without delay before it was too late.
Then I got on the road as a destinationless runaway…….
I learned that it is unreasonable to completely get away from companion gods while carrying Tia on his back.
“Ah… no!!”
There is also the pain of being dependent.
It was a new lesson I learned for the new year.