185 – The Christmas Extra. A snowball fight commotion -2
The ship owner felt a personal crisis when the snowball fight tournament was decided.
He elaborated the snowball fight rules to survive among the divine beasts, and explained them to the divine beasts.
And the most important rule has been strongly insisted on.
“Never! No matter what! Don’t put stones in the snowball! Just don’t put anything other than eyes on it! Make snowballs only with 100% pure snow! Got it?”
“Seobang-nim, doesn’t that make the thrill of a snowball fight lessen?”
“Snowball fights are not bloody carnage. Even if you guys don’t know, even if I get hit with just one hit, I’m on the verge of death.”
“Then, why don’t you use it only when you have a snowball fight with Nanggun, and use it in battles with other divine beasts?”
“…… Do you really have to see blood like that to be satisfied?”
“I have a personality that I can’t stand unless I defeat the opponent.”
“Can we say we are thirsty for blood?”
“Sometimes it’s good to be serious about playing.”
“Uh hee hee!”
The gods who were sincere in the snowball fight were burning their will to live and fight.
Seon-ju, who saw these companion divine beasts, shook his head from side to side and gave up persuading them.
To them, who were a fighting nation, ordinary snowballs were nothing more than children’s play.
There was a world of divine beasts that the ship owner, who was the only human, could not understand.
“…… Do whatever you feel like. You only have to put it in when you have a snowball fight with me.”
When the ship owner’s permission was granted, all the divine beasts were delighted and further heightened their fighting spirit.
The only one of them, Korr, was calm, and she cautiously raised her hand.
As if he had something to suggest.
“What’s up?”
“If you don’t mind, can I take on another role…?” ?”
“What about other roles?”
“Isn’t there a big difference in strength between the ship owner and the others? So, I want to participate as an assistant to the ship owner. How is it? ?”
“Assist? How specifically do you intend to help me?”
“I think it would be okay to help make snowballs on behalf of the ship owner…” !”
“Hmm, I’m happy with it, but the problem is that the line-up becomes ambiguous when Cor falls for an assist.”
The first game was to be played one-on-one, and the second game was to have the winners of the first game play a three-way match to determine the winner.
However, if Cor was assisted by the ship owner, her number of people would be reduced to 5, and the balance of the match would collapse.
“There is no need to worry too much, as we have prepared for a lack of staff.”
“How?”
“There is a sneaky divine beast who covets other people’s partners every day.”
“Who do you think is a sinister beast!”
Everyone’s eyes naturally turned upward at the voice coming from the top.
They looked at a platinum-haired woman standing proudly on the roof of the mansion.
The identity of the woman is Hresbelg, who is in the process of being humanized. She has remarkably adapted to human culture and is wearing a thick long coat rather than her usual haori.
“Why are you so confident on the roof of someone else’s house?”
“That’s my heart… Kyaaak?!”
Yata, who foresaw his appearance, pulled on the thin thread leading to her roof.
Then the plank that had been buried in her snow came into view, and Chres Bell, who was standing on it, pulled him off the roof.
A normal person could have been seriously injured.
But Hresbel is not only her divine beast, but also her snowdrifts have been piled up where she will fall.
I was just watching the eagle fall without trying to save anyone.
f*ck-!
Hresbel fell precisely on her snowdrift, and he came to become one body with her snow.
“There are only six people including that eagle lady. Are you done now?”
“It’s a perfect preparation.”
“Isn’t it?”
A group of people who solve problems and are friendly, laughing and chatting. On the other hand, the only unsmiling eagle popped out of her snowdrift.
Then she began to complain as if she was very sad.
“Isn’t everyone really doing too much? I’m falling, but instead of accepting it, you’re laughing and talking!”
“That’s because of your usual behavior.”
“Did you hate me that much?”
“It’s not that I didn’t like her, it’s because she’s a high priest in charge of the affair. I thought that even if I fell off the roof, I would easily land on the ground, so I didn’t move.”
“I am a woman too… ! Isn’t it okay to wish for the dream of a man who will save me nicely?”
“A grandmother who is too old to be a decent woman….”
“Shut up, crow!”
Yata and Hresbelg are constantly bickering.
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Looking at these two, the others thought they were close.
Without knowing what the hearts of the parties would be.
“Anyway, Ajimae will have a snowball fight too, right?”
“I was going to, but I changed my mind. No one cares about me, so there’s no reason to spend my precious time on them, right?”
There is a saying that if a woman harbors resentment, frost will fall even in May.
However, in Hresbel’s case, she did not harbor resentment, but a different expression suited her.
The expression ‘sulking’ was a more appropriate expression for the current situation, and everyone was thinking the same thing.
“Still, there is nothing I can’t do if the ship owner asks me politely… !”
“Did you all hear? It’s a pity, but I think we’ll have to do a snowball fight like this with five people.”
“No, I have an idea to do it if you ask me…” ….”
“Leave those selfish vultures alone and let’s have fun together.”
“Okay! You can’t do it! If you have a snowball fight!”
“I heard you didn’t do it earlier?”
Hearing Yata’s smirking behavior, Hreth Bell turned his face red and frowned.
Nevertheless, Yata did not stop teasing, and the eagle, who could not stand it, presented conditions to the ship owner in an enthusiastic voice.
“Seonju, instead of participating in a snowball fight, let me have a fight with this naughty crow!”
“Uh….”
Seonju Jira, which was not something he had to decide, glanced at Yata, who nodded softly without saying anything.
This means to accept the terms of Hresbelg.
At this, the ship owner replied that he would know to Hresbelg.
The moment when a match is completed like that.
This time, Miho and Alice approached the owner and demanded that they fight each other at the same time.
The rabbit and the fox were glaring at each other, showing hostility, like Hresbelg watching Yata.
I can’t send them back saying no when I see the two burning with a fighting spirit.
So the ship owner reluctantly agreed to accept their opinions this time as well.
So the matchup, which was supposed to be set randomly for fairness, was decided by personal feelings.
***
1 Match.
Seonju + Cor VS Tia
From a numerical point of view, the former had an overwhelming advantage, but that was not the case.
Cor only provided help by providing snowballs, and the handling was completely up to the owner.
The winning condition for the Snowball Fight Tournament is to hit the opponent with snowballs 3 times.
So the ship owner had to attack Tia 3 times to win.
“Even though Tia is young, she is definitely a divine beast, so can I win….”
“Even the ship owner can do it! So don’t give up… !”
“…… That’s right. I haven’t even started yet, but it’s too early to give up.”
“Because I will work hard to help the ship owner win… !”
“Yeah, thank you for offering to help me again.”
“Star, star, tell me…” .”
A warm atmosphere that doesn’t match the cold winter.
Impressed by such an atmosphere, the ship owner adjusted his posture and seriously participated in the snowball fight.
Even though the opponent is a divine beast, he thought that if he did his best, he might win, so he picked up the snowball Cor had made.
“Then I’ll come back.”
“Yes, do your best… !”
There was a scene like a husband leaving for the battlefield and a wife welcoming him.
In reality, it was just leaving the snow wall made for each camp before the game started.
Still, the footsteps of the ship owner were dignified enough to say that the most important thing is the mindset.
“Yuu, are you ready?”
“Okay, shall we start now?”
“Peck!”
The first battle between a companion and a companion dragon.
It’s safe to say that the former’s overwhelming defeat was over, but the ship owner’s fighting spirit was comparable to Shinsoo’s.
His battle sense, which he has grown while fighting numerous divine beasts, cannot be ignored no matter how much he wears Ti.
“Start the match!”
At the same time as Yata, who was in charge of refereeing this match, announced the start, Seonju and Tia threw their eyes at each other.
However, since Tia’s action was a bit quicker, the ship owner had to evade in a hurry, and his ball hit the farthest point.
In the 2nd pitch, Tia’s onslaught, which caught a stable first attack, began, and the ship owner had to keep avoiding it.
The same pattern continued until the 3rd, 4th, and 5th pitches.
So the 6th sphere, this time, the help of Cor, who threw snowballs according to the shipowner’s evasion route and supplied it, acted as a variable.
The ship owner naturally counterattacked by receiving the supply of Cor, and Tia, who was only focusing on attacks, was not prepared for this and was hit by his snowball.
In that way, the shipowner took the first score, and with momentum, the shipowner hit Tia with a snowball once more.
‘If I do this well, I can win… ?’
It’s just a snowball fight, but the ship owner has hopes that he can win against Shinsu.
In the midst of his hopes, he had forgotten one important fact.
The rule that if you have one life left, all abilities are unlocked.
“Ah… ?”
A snowball floating in the air. Tia manipulated the air to keep the snowball buoyant.
The problem was that there were dozens of such snowballs, not just one or two.
It could be seen that all the snowballs made so far were floated.
“Uh hee hee! It was all for the momentum that I hit the second generation!”
“Ah… Anyway, this isn’t it!”
There is a limit that can be avoided with human physicality.
And the snowballs preparing to fly all at once were far beyond their limits.
No matter how much the ship owner used his future foresight, he couldn’t avoid the snowballs flying all at once.
“Oh no… !”
“Okay!”
In the end, humans couldn’t defeat dragons.
And his end was to be buried in the dragon’s evil laugh and snowballs, so the first match was over.
***
While the boat owner, buried in the snow, is rescued and placed in warm water prepared in advance.
Games 2 and 3 were played without delay.
The players in the long-awaited two matches were Yata and Hresbelg, and it was a battle of the tides that made the hearts grow magnificent.
However, the same unfairness as in the first game was not absent.
Even if he had a pitiful side to others, he was a great leader.
Even though Yata was the eldest among the companion divine beasts, he did not have the status of a beast instead.
Moreover, Yata’s abilities were not related to combat, so they were inferior to Hresbelg in terms of physicality.
“Why don’t you just give up and surrender? Crow.”
“Haa… ! Ha… ! Why me?”
“The result is obvious, right? Until now, I have suffered countless times from your future poems, but this time I am not afraid of your future poems at all.”
The score is 2 to 0.
Yatta was able to use his ability as he had already given up 2 points to Hres Welg.
However, even if he had a future foresight, it was unclear whether he would be able to give Hresbelg a proper blow.
It’s the same reason that even if the ship owner sees the future, he can’t avoid Tia’s snowballs.
Even if I was lucky enough to get an effective hit, once Hresvelg’s ability was unlocked, his defeat was certain.
In conclusion, Yata had to hit Hresbelg with three snowballs at once to win, which was quite difficult.
“I think it’s too early to start drinking kimchi soup even though there hasn’t been a win or loss yet.”
“You can make fun of me as much as you want, because even then, the result won’t change. What should I do? I’ll just take two of them quietly. How is it?”
“If you do, I will be grateful.”
A battle between a crow that does not erase its smile even in a crisis situation and an eagle that is genuinely laughing.
In fact, it was good to say that the win or loss had been decided, but surprisingly, all the other divine companions were expecting Yata to win.
The reason was Hresbelg’s stupidity, not Yata’s belief in future poetry.
“Yes… ?”
Puck-! Poo-! Puck-!
Snowballs flying in different directions hit Hresbelg directly.
Even though Yata threw only one snowball, exactly three snowballs stuck to Hresbelg’s body.
“What is this… ?”
“Good work everyone. Now go back and rest in peace.”
Ppiririk-!
[Okay, Mr. Yata.]
[Thank you for your hard work, Mr. Yata.]
Yata, who took the radio out of his pocket at some point, had a brief conversation with the people on the other side of the radio.
Their identities were people of the Yata religion, and they were loyal people who had been waiting on the roof of the building since morning with futuristic snowball sniper rifles made by Yata.
“What should I do with this? Did it end with my victory?”
“Hey! This is a foul! By attracting outsiders, did you sell your morals!”
“However, there was no rule stating that outside personnel should not be brought in? Besides, she was the one who said she would welcome her quietly.”
The rules of this snowball fight were created by the shipowner after much thought.
However, even the ship owner did not expect that Yata would use his church members as his strength, and that’s how loopholes in the rules were created.
“Anyway, this crosses the line!”
“Is it my ability to treat church members like limbs? If you twist it, the lady will also make a religion. Come to think of it, it was too difficult for an ajumma who couldn’t even flirt with a single man properly.”
“Oh, Shivaal!”
Hresbel, who didn’t want to admit her defeat, he cried out as he grabbed her hair, but deep down she knew that it was her own defeat.
That’s also because her carelessness played a large part in her defeat.
If she finished without giving her handicap, she would most likely be Yata’s defeat.
However, Hresbelg showed unnecessary mercy due to his arrogant composure, causing the current situation.
A state in which the heart cannot admit defeat, but the head admits it.
Hresbel He stretched out on the floor with his nose and struggled.
She looked so ugly, but no one said anything to her.
Because Yata’s cunning stood out more than the eagle’s ugliness.
***
The long-awaited three matches.
The 3rd game was on a different level from the 1st and 2nd games.
Unlike Yata, who jokingly said that they were bloodthirsty, the fox and rabbit fought like they were truly bloodthirsty.
The act of putting a stone into a snowball is basic, and every time you throw it, it is a full-fledged pitch.
Kwaang-! Quaang-! Quaang-! Quaang-!
The snowballs they threw reached the level of breaking through the outer walls of the mansion, and spectators had to stay far away.
Since this was a fight that was evaluated as a true killing battle, it was clear that even the spectators would get hurt if they got close.
“Why don’t you dig it up and bury it in the garden of the mansion? Rabbit manure is so good as manure.”
“Before asking, remove the rag from your mouth.”
Even the exchange of conversations was spicy itself.
Snowball fight with trash talk built-in while throwing snowballs nonstop.
It was clear that this would be the battle of a lifetime for them.
“Ugh!”
“Keugh… !”
As they hit each other with snowballs, the two salivated at the same time.
Though bloodshed broke out like that, the fight between the two did not stop, and no one could stop it.
The two may continue to fight until one side admits defeat.
“Haa… ! Ha… ! f*cking rabbit!”
“Haa… ! Ha… ! Damn fox… !”
A long time passed and they succeeded in feeding each other two, and their abilities were unlocked.
Until now, the two of them had been fighting on equal footing, but finally the difference was made through their abilities.
“Your attacks are useless now.”
Miho is ‘illusion and realization’. Alice’s ‘Time Leap’.
In general, the latter was more efficient than the former in snowball fights.
Moreover, Miho’s abilities were limited, so it was difficult to use them, but Alice wasn’t.
Time Leap is a convenient ability that can be used freely, except for the fact that you have to calculate the time in detail.
Alice was so used to her leap that she hadn’t missed a single day in her life.
Because of her
, She used a thorough technique, allowing Alice to escape her Miho’s attack with excitement while delaying her own attack.
“Ah… !”
Miho, who was gradually getting pushed back, began to find a way to use her abilities while narrowly avoiding his snowballs.
Direct hallucinations do not work on divine beasts.
Miho, who was unable to go straight ahead, first kicked the snow on the floor to temporarily block her vision.
“You’re making poor moves.”
Alice’s time leap is possible only when there is no object of a certain size at her jumping point.
So the smoke screen created by her eyes was tricky for Alice.
Furthermore, Miho’s appearance was also given the effect of disappearing momentarily, so Miho took advantage of this opportunity and put the plan into action.
“It’s not pathetic, it’s wise, ignorant rabbit.”
“At least in the current situation, it would be unwise to speak out.”
Alice immediately turned her body in the direction of the sound and saw Miho’s silhouette just in time behind the fading smoke.
Alice, about to throw her snowball at Miho’s silhouette, bent her back again. Then, the figure of Miho, who was aiming behind her, was revealed.
“It’s nice to feel useless about the rabbit theme.”
“It’s obvious what a vicious fox would do.”
Two people at close range. It was a situation that was expected to be a draw because there was no chance to avoid it.
Even so, the two didn’t care at all and tried to deliver the best final blow they had prepared.
But…….
“Stop, Master of Ships!!”
The rabbit and the fox immediately stopped what they were about to do at the sudden scream of Cor.
Then, everyone ran to the place where the screams were heard, and there was the body of the ship owner lying on the floor, bleeding.
“Seobang?!”
“What the hell happened to the boss?!”
“That, that’s because the ship owner hasn’t come back since he went to the bathroom, so when I came back, it turned out like this… ! And in the bathroom…….”
“”Ah…… !”
Two stones lightly covered with snow lay near the shipowner who had collapsed.
The weapon and the culprit were determined by this stone.
Three games that were sincere in the snowball fight.
At the time the killing battle was taking place, the stone-filled snowballs the two threw boasted enough power to pierce the outer wall of the mansion.
However, the bathroom of the mansion was included in the location where the snowball had entered, so the unfortunate ship owner was dealt a mortal blow while naked.
“Yuu is dead!”
In this way, the snowball fight tournament of divine beasts was prematurely ended and completely disappeared from history.