61. There is no poor dungeon in the world (3)
“…This… This… Hurts so…”
“Somehow the back of my head felt sore.”
I grabbed my stomach and looked down at the rug…No, the cat beast lying on the floor.
What was his name? Surf? Sif? I remember it being roughly that name. Let’s just call him Sif. Anyway, this b*tch is a monster, no NPC, that randomly pops up when you go around the dungeon at the survival academy.
According to the setting, he was a dungeon grave robber and robber, but he popped out in front of the treasure room with a certain probability, and if he won, he robbed the treasure, so he was very infamous.
On the contrary, if you defeat this guy several times, the quest will appear, and if you clear it, the NPC will become a merchant selling rare items.
I don’t know if that’s the case in real life, but that’s not my part-time job.
The problem is that this b*tch tried to steal my treasure. I gently stepped on the thief’s wrist. He let out a pain-filled moan as I stepped on him with the momentum to break his wrist. I heard the sound of something breaking on my wrist. I also had a memorization device on my wrist.
Surely that b*tch, if I had shook hands, she would have stabbed my palm with her poisoned memorization. It was a notorious event in the game, so it was a part that I still remember.
“Uh, how…”
“Isn’t it too clumsy? I should have been more subtle to hit the back of the head. Collapsing the entrance to the dungeon and intimidating them-pile up monsters like a mountain and threaten them-Even Medusa is airlifted from somewhere and if you don’t deal with them, they’ll turn them into stone.”
“If that was possible, why kill it!”
Is that so? No, isn’t it a world view that can only be hit in the back if you hit that level? Apparently, one of the ways this b*tch harasses players is by breaking down dungeon entrances.
It’s still in the early stages, so don’t you have much equipment?
Well, it’s none of my business. The important thing now is how to use this guy. There were quite a lot more places to use this year than I thought.
“Anyway, I was caught trying to stab the back of the head, so I have to pay the price.”
At my words, Sif freaked out and struggled with his feet. However, it soon became difficult to breathe and blood spat out from the corners of its mouth. Did I hit that hard? Although it was strong enough to hit a goblin with a single blow, this level should be enough for a Sif belonging to a strong axis. The damage seems to be greater than expected.
But just in case, it’d be better to get rid of the method of resistance altogether.
I trampled on Sif’s wrist. A scream of pain pierced my ears. I don’t want to do this either, but it was important to reduce variables as much as possible in order to survive.
“Don’t be rude.”
“It’s not hard! It really… hurts…”
I took off Sif’s backpack and coat. When the clothes covering the body were removed, thin cloth clothes and a skinny body were revealed. Her white skin, visible through her clothes, glistened in the dungeon’s light. But I wasn’t very interested. It’s not that I don’t have s*xual desire, but it’s because I’m reluctant. I’m not hungry enough to do anything serious.
“My bag!”
I opened my backpack as if I were opening a treasure chest. The backpack contained several items. There were some clothes, some underwear, a bottle of what appeared to be potion, and some money.
“You are poor.”
“If you have a lot of money, you can’t go in and out of dungeons…”
That’s right. It’d be better to register as a mercenary, catch low-level monsters that roam around like a forest, build a career, and change jobs as a bodyguard. Dungeon exploration is rare. It was never easy to clear a dungeon where you didn’t know what dangers might come your way and it wasn’t easy to clear.
I forcibly cleared the game with the jjambab from the game and the jjambab from the 10th year of survival on the uninhabited island. Normally, entering alone would be treated as a suicide attempt. Maybe that’s why this year secretly followed me. He must have seen my fight and thought he couldn’t win in a normal way.
Even in games, this b*tch was more of a guy who harassed players with various tools and skipped things rather than having good fighting skills. Shall we call it an NPC specialized in steel? That’s why it used to be called X-Lunen.
So what should I do? The back of the head is uneasy to leave it alone, and it is a bit uncomfortable to kill it. Even if it was a carpet, killing an intelligent body was a little bit on my mind. Excluding pagans. Those bastards are intelligent, they’re just crazy people.
“Sah, save me… “
“What is your name?”
“Shi, Sif yo…”
“Yes, Sif. Give me a reason to save you.”
I know very well what this year was about, but other than that, I couldn’t think of anything else. Could this be because communication has been cut off for 10 years? Maybe you should practice talking to people.
It’s too hard to say.
“Ji, you can be a good porter!”
“Anything else?”
“More, knowledge about dungeons is much, much more…”
“Is there anything else?”
I looked down at Sif while fiddling with the blade of the shovel. Sif met my eyes with her eyes wide open like a real cat. Maybe someone is trying to pretend to be cute because they’re afraid it’s not a cat. I put the blade of the shovel to Sif’s neck and said.
“There is no particular reason why I should keep him alive.”
“Wait a minute! That, if that’s the case, even the body…”
“Enough.”
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I hit Sif on the side of the head with a shovel. Sif lost consciousness from the strong shock, and her body limp. After confirming that Sif had passed out, I wrapped Sif around his coat and slung it over his shoulder. Killing and destroying is the most convenient, but since it’s useful in its own way, I thought I’d use it while robbing things in the dungeon.
“The next dungeon would be nice…”
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“Wake up.”
“…”
“Wake up.”
A foot tapped his side, and Sif screamed and threw himself up. It seems that the wound on the stomach is still painful.
Well, the blue bruises were visibly large.
“Hot! Hey, where is this place!”
“It’s a dungeon.”
“What?”
“It’s a dungeon.”
I tossed a bag of beef jerky to Sif, who stood up, then sat on a suitable rock and looked down at the small village overlooking the hill. In the village, goblins were busy preparing for battle.
“Uh, that. Why dungeon?”
“To rob the treasure.”
“Oh, maybe it’s been a few days…”
“Three hours have passed.”
“What kind of crazy person went into another dungeon in 3 hours?! Are you suicidal?!”
What’s the logarithm of that? In the game, there was a guy who went through 20 dungeons in half a day.
Oh, since it’s a game, is it an exception? I ignored Sif’s crazy stare at me and observed the goblin colony. It was nice to come down to the boss room vertically, but annoyingly, the last room was a configuration that I couldn’t easily clear by myself.
A goblin colony spread around the boss room. And even the hobgoblins and their minions in the boss room. Originally, I was going to pass this dungeon and steal another dungeon, but Sif suddenly appeared and changed my plan. It was a dungeon with only goblins, but the rewards were pretty good.
If you rob the treasure chest in this dungeon, it will take less time to complete the academy tuition fundraising operation.
So, I decided to use Thief appropriately to clear this dungeon.
“Anyway, I need to help you clear this dungeon.”
“Seo, you can’t imagine throwing such a delicate beauty among the goblins… ?”
“A lewd demon is stuck in her head.”
I quietly picked up the shovel. My shovel must have been so scary, when Sif saw my shovel, he cowered and put on a frightened expression. How did he try to make a living while robbing a gang like that?
It must have been a while since he started robbing. Recalling the sparsely remembered dedicated quests, it must not have been that long since I started visiting dungeons this year. I kind of think of feeding my family or something, but that’s not my part-time job.
There is no need for me to look after the enemy’s circumstances.
“But! Goblins are like that! Those bastards will come into heat and run at you whenever they see a woman!”
“Oh, is that so?”
“Ji, you really didn’t mean to throw it in, did you?”
“Good.”
“My, I have an emergency fund I hid! I’ll give you everything, save me! I don’t want to die! There are siblings at home too! If I die, my siblings will starve to death too!”
“Then you should have lived faithfully.”
“But with chores alone, I can afford to feed my younger siblings…”
“That’s not my part-time job.”
Really. He’s not close to me, and he’s the b*tch who tried to rob me.
It’s hard to survive alone in this world, so do I need to consider what other people are doing? I put the jerky in my mouth and got up. It was time to move slowly.
“If you do a good job as bait, I’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse.”
“The right to veto?”
“Look at your wrist.”
“This, this is…”
At my words, Sif looked at the heavy bracelet on his wrist. Sif was startled and touched his bracelet. I opened Sif’s mouth before he touched his bracelet.
“It is a special bracelet. If you run away or don’t do your job properly…”
I slurred my words to heighten the sense of fear.
Fear filled Sif’s eyes. I said with an evil smile on purpose.
“If you do a good job, I will release you.”
“Hey, I’ll work hard!”
Like a new recruit who has just transferred to a unit, Sif shouted in a quick voice.
…Until you clear the dungeon, you shouldn’t get caught.