Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines chapter 131

131 - Meeting (3)⚝

131 – Meeting (3)⚝

Ain declared that and stabbed Kite in the side. Then, from between her skirts, he pulls out her embroidered satin. The build quality was much better than before. Looking at the clear appearance of the wild boar, I could easily guess how much effort was put into it.

“This is…… It was made as a symbol of our circle.”

Kite handed them over in turn. The last thing she got was Rosa. Red eyes met pink ones. My childhood friend said while handing a handkerchief to the nun, who is no longer a saint.

“Roza Clea, thank you for joining Heoden’s Wild Boar.”

In an instant, Rosa started sobbing without warning. Intensified from the beginning, cries like torrential rain flowed down the deck. Everyone was bewildered. As expected, Ain was the first to react to this contextless wail.

“Hey, get that b*tch out!”

When I got up, Ain sat me down again.

“Pig feet, you do it. Yang water and teeth should have a meeting with me here.”

Quickly! I shouted, and Kite helped Rosa and dragged her out. When I said that I would have to step in, Ain immediately objected. She had to hold a meeting related to the festival, but what if the key point was missing, so she protested.

“Kite and Saint Rosa are also members of our team!”

“Shut up, f*ck you. I’m the boss Doesn’t the guy who rolled over with Reddit know how to get up and down?”

My black eyes and hers were intertwined.

“Hey, if we reflect all the opinions of dogs and pigs, things won’t progress. Warmth? That’s good, but do it at any time and place!”

Then, I’ll set the ranks from now on, so you have to decide whether to follow them or not.

“It’s a circle made for tournaments, but if it goes against the chain of command, it’s better not to even start. Isn’t that right, Rita von Law?”

“Ahahahaha, it’s a system without even adding seniors.”

“Yangmul, you answer too.”

“Instead, promise to convince me later. Being a member of a team and forcing them to do something they don’t want is not top-down, it’s violence. I can’t accept you, whether you’re a captain or royalty, or whatever. Because that’s not a team. Don’t step on me because I’m weak.”

Ain frowned at her.

“Ugh, you bastard. He’s the kind of personality that incompetent b*tches will love. Okay, so let’s hear about some grandiose plans. I want to know if 200 Lugen is worth spending, and if I can really succeed. Persuade me first, not those b*tches.”

“Ahahahaha, what a f*cking piece of sh*t.”

Rita-senpai smiled and unfolded the scroll. She explained the tavern’s basic theme, from the saint’s costume to the mask, and then explained all the support measures, including the student council and the Bercia Brotherhood. Ain listened quietly without saying a word.

“Rita Von Law.”

“Me?”

“You will be the deputy from now on.”

No.2 Has already been decided. I don’t care about rank, but it’s tiring to have two superiors like this.

“Hey, me?”

“You are a zookeeper as of today.”

“What is that?”

Ain pointed to Kite and Rosa, who were squatting in the distance.

“Those are the pigs and dogs you need to take care of.”

Puhyuk, Rita-senpai laughed. Even though she forced herself to hold it in, it seemed that it continued to come out——a strange cry burst out.

“Isn’t that too much?”

“These are the luggage you brought. Endure it with evil. I support this plan, so take responsibility for persuasion.”

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“Oh, I have more to say. Do you have any data on sales of taverns since the establishment of Heoden?”

Rita-senpai is excited, brings the previous statistics, and if the total is over 250 luzen, you win for sure. It is said that the first and second ranks are divided from an average of 180 Luzen, and a realistic goal is to set around 200 Luzen.

“What will your role be?”

At Ain’s question, Rita-senpai decided each person’s job.

“Because Deman is the only man, he has to do everything from procuring food to cooking. During festivals, taverns are mostly used by men, but for us, female employees are competitive, right? So to keep the illusion intact, I’m shutting myself in the kitchen throughout the operation. You only have to come out when something annoying like s*xual harassment or molestation happens!”

“If anyone tramples on innocence, then they become gangsters in the kitchen, right?”

“Exactly.”

Somehow the two seemed to communicate well, so I only remembered what I had to convey to Kite and Rosa.

“What about the saint’s clothes?”

“I’ll show you now!”

It seemed that Rita-senpai didn’t mind even though she was squeaky.

“Now, this is the way back in 50 Luzen. If you can’t reach 50 Luzen on the first day, you won’t be able to show a more aggressive side on the second day, so I’ll ask our student council. You’re forcing me to fill the sales. Oh, did I talk too long?”

Finally, I folded one layer. When it was reduced by almost half, Ain’s pupils widened.

“Rita von Law, what did you say my role was?”

“Serving.”

If it’s a dish the princess brings, encourage everyone to line up to eat it.

“I’m wearing something like this to carry the dishes, but even that is going to be shorter here, right?”

“Ding dong deng!”

“Good water.”

Calling me, I withdrew my gaze from Kite and Rosa.

“Why?”

“It’s a two-year layoff.”

“Funny. I said I would do it too, but you look scared.”

“Crazy b*tch, what about the Brotherhood of Vercia, aside from me?”

Unlike usual, it was a very flustered voice. I was curious too. If a monk or a nun visits even for just one day, this will turn into a huge incident. Wouldn’t the relationship between Francesco and I be broken? I was looking for a sharp trick.

“Juniors.”

Rita-senpai looked at us alternately with a serious expression.

“Can you succeed without taking risks?”

Neither I nor the princess were speechless. In order to earn her own ransom, he would have to make the biggest profit since Heoden’s inception, but it’s safe to say that’s possible. If it could have been, why did Ji-won keep losing, she asked.

“Okay, adjust a few things.”

“Which one?”

“Pig feet are served only in the morning, and in the afternoon they go into the kitchen and work.”

“Then, who cooks?”

“Amppong, who sheds tears over there, and Yangmul, who just picks up anything here, should do it. It should be fine to catch up with the genitals in the kitchen or let them breathe. Since they are breeders and dogs and pigs, they will get along well. Do as I say.”

─You know the smell of kite sweat.

“No way.”

“Damn it, why not?”

“I need a saint. At least you have to serve customers. I came to the tavern after claiming that the publicity was a saint of Heoden, but it doesn’t make sense that she doesn’t have a saint. It is a necessary manpower to respond. It’s a non-negotiable part, so you back off.”

“Yangmul, come up with an idea.”

“Can’t I take charge of the kitchen and have the saint connect the kitchen and the hall?”

They both vehemently objected to taking orders.

“That’s my role. Connecting the kitchen and the hall is a tricky and difficult task.”

“Asshole, Amppong will do well. How does an aphasic sufferer do that?”

—Oops.

“You can just take orders on paper. Restaurants in the commercial district do it on paper money.”

“Your Excellency.”

“Ahahahaha, you are doing business for 200 ruzen, but you think it is a 50 ruzen stall?”

The crisis passed because they both laughed at me.

“I’m confident that the two of us will share the work anyway. There will be few orders in the morning, so let’s have the saintess help her in the kitchen and serve her customers whenever they come. It would be difficult to communicate well with anyone but me and it would be difficult to coordinate. In the afternoon, when Kite enters the kitchen, she returns to Rosa serving. Is this okay?”

“Citation.”

We do not know the word, so we ask for its meaning. It is another word for acceptance.

“Yangmul, call those pigs and dogs.”

“Oops, can I go back?”

“Go.”

Even though we weren’t in a relationship to look at each other hahahaha, senior Rita put her body on her back and put on a languid expression. Now, he challenges even the princess. She wanted to be reckless, as brazen as the eldest daughter of a baron. Ain didn’t argue whether or not she liked it.

“This is…… A saint’s dress?”

Kite was surprised first. Starting with whether I can wear something like this, I saw the skirt getting shorter according to sales.

“I can’t do this!”

Even though she learned all sorts of vulgar things from Mrs. Pepe, she is my childhood friend, a country girl with a strong sense of chastity. She accepted it because it was an education for her future husband. Showing one’s inner self to others was another matter.

“Hey, pork feet.”

“Your Highness, I hate it. I don’t do vulgar things like this!”

Kite looked at Rosa urgently.

“Ah…… ?”

Roza’s expression was a little subtle. She is, after all, a woman who wears organza cloth that shows her underwear, and in the orphanage, she is often stripped naked and subjected to corporal punishment. It was even weirder to expect her normal gender notion from her.

“You seem to be the only one who hates pork feet, right?”

“Demana!”

“Kite I decided to keep in the kitchen. If anyone bothers you, I’ll blow her head off.”

─I’m sorry.

I can’t take it anymore. It took too many. There is no choice but to make sure that it does not happen at Kite’s unilateral sacrifice. Accustomed to her concessions, she looked up at me eagerly as she tried to accept them again.

“Kite, this is not Nuzhhaven.”

He whispered to me with a sad expression that he would come running out of the kitchen at any time.

“Demana, I will pay interest on this. I really hate it, but I allowed it because of you…… Are you responsible?”

She nodded heavily.

“Oooooh?”

Rosa looked blankly at the saintess’s clothes, and then she started talking to me as if she had something to say. She’s detailed, I had to take her to the cathedral and talk to her again. There are still four days left until the festival. Since it started on Friday, the meeting could not be repeated.

“Okay. Since this has been decided, I will pass on my opinion to the student council!”

Rita-senpai got up first. She said Ain should go, and she winked as if senior asked why I’m not going.

“I’ll go too.”

“Yangmul, should you tell me how the poster reacted?”

“Ahahahaha, that would have been very upside down. I don’t know why you bother asking the keeper.”

“A zookeeper?”

“Oooooh…… !”

─I’m going to die of madness.

“It’s as the senior said. Our support side wall was also attacked.”

“How?”

“Someone poured feces. Even the writing on sh*thead idiots smells like sh*t.”

“f*ck, this is fun. Hey, I’m doing this unconditionally, so don’t talk nonsense later. Everyone off I’ll give you Baumkuchen one by one by the captain’s order, so shut up and eat it. Go back in order of rank: conductor, kennel, pig, dog!”

They walked out one after another as they were told. It was me and three women. The two were beautiful girls representing the school year, and Rosa also stood out because of her plain pretty face. On the way to the dormitory, Kite said he would follow me, so I declined.

“I have something to say to the saintess.”

“How about dinner?”

“Let’s eat together.”

“What about me?”

Rita-senpai interrupted, so I just said around the corner how it would be if we ate together. I hate it. Then, when the three of us eat together, both of us look at each other with subtle expressions and say yes. If I honestly refused, I think I would have gone out with annoyance.

“Saint Rosa.”

As I was walking down an empty path, I finally spoke to Rosa.

“Uh uh…… ?”

“You cried earlier when I received the handkerchief.”

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