Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines chapter 133

133 - Meeting (5)⚝

133 – Meeting (5)⚝

It was five in the afternoon, and the bar finally opened. Everyone changed and Rosa and I took charge of the kitchen. I got the recipe from Kite, but she decided to check it out in her kitchen from time to time.

“Welcome!”

Senior Rita, who installed the signboard, received customers with her cheerful voice. As I was about to take my order from her kitchen, her familiar face entered. She was so adorned that I didn’t recognize her right away, and then I could only tell who it was.

“Chan Gallery?”

“Dick told me to stop by.”

I don’t have a lot of friends, but I still brought the first grade girls. I peeked out of the kitchen and there were about seven people occupying the table. To say welcome, Rosa ran over and stood next to me to say hello.

“Ah…… !”

Chan was politely greeted, and then heh–cleared his throat.

“Ask for the most delicious one. We’re girls too, so we like sweets. If it doesn’t taste good, it will get bad reviews, so take care. Well, I’ll go. And…… Brother Dick…… Nope it’s okay I’ll tell you later. Please cook well.”

The tongue is longer than usual. I don’t know, but I think Senior Dick told me a little bit about me. There’s no way that b*tch would come here because she likes me. Let’s cook right away, Rosa opened her eyes right next to me.

“Hero…… Lo, Rosa…… Can’t you throw it away?”

“I need to make money, so stop talking nonsense and do your job.”

Saint Rosa, this is the kitchen and you are my assistant. If you don’t do it right, be prepared to get slapped in the ass like Kite. I don’t know when we’re not working together, but I’m going to get angry if we’re together.

“In the kitchen, I will call you Rosa and speak rudely, so the saintess, please understand.”

“Yeah…… Shall I also call you Pon Pon?”

“When you’re alone.”

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You must be busy at work, but how long will you be humble with honorific words? At this point, it was best to communicate quickly and in short language. If we’re going to be together in the future, we can’t continue to live in the delusion of being a saint and a hero.

I took out all the flour for the dough from the warehouse and gave it to Rosa. He nods heavily when asked to focus only on the kneading, since I will deal with firearms and rituals. It’s not very reliable, but I’ll make it somehow.

“Deman!”

“Yes, senior.”

“Take your order here. Three fries, two pancakes, and a meat pie!”

So, from now on, I will abbreviate it to F, P, M when I give out order forms, so just do it yourself. If there is no order other than that, they ask for brandy for the liquor. He nailed that there was nothing like that and replied that it would be either wheat beer or barley beer.

“Seven barley beers.”

“Okay.”

“No, from now on just repeat it.”

“Seven barley beers!”

“Perfect.”

I went to the food shed beyond the kitchen and brought seven bottles of beer. It’s cool because it’s in the shade. I asked Rosa to make the tempura batter. He nods his head saying that he can mix water, eggs, and flour.

“You should go out and say hello.”

“Yeah…… Phone phone?”

“Yes, Rosa. You can’t say a word to anyone.”

“Ugh…… hehehehe…… Yeah!”

Roza left. He lit the coals and grabbed the wok. Even when he was rolling with reddit, he hadn’t cooked well. His brothers ordered him to do everything, so his hands are still slow on this side. Pour safflower seed oil and heat it over a fire. He had to make pancakes and meat pies, so he had to heat up the whole stove.

“Everything…… I’m back.”

“Start with the fries batter.”

“Yeah…… No…… Huh. Po, phone phone?”

Roza I thought I couldn’t do it alone, so I started making pancake batter and baking it. Meat pie is a method of adding minced meat to the same dough as this one, so there is nothing particularly difficult about it. Pompon——As the flour cooked, air bubbles rose.

“Rosa, what about the dough?”

“Ah…… !”

Looking at what you’ve done, you’re still holding the ball and rowing it with a stick. The used egg doesn’t seem to have been properly arranged, so I go over to the side, slowly stirring it and doing my best. After I told them to put it out, I quickly stirred it up.

“Does this look like it has a shell in it?”

I saw an ocher-colored foreign object floating around, so when I looked at Rosa, my eyes fluctuated. He approached me with an expression that said he couldn’t do that and hesitated, so I sat him down on the floor and cracked an egg into it.

“If you poke it in half like this, it will peel quickly. Foreign matter won’t go in, so let’s do this from now on.”

“Haaa…… Po, phone phone…… Me…… Can I not get upset?”

“It’s my first time doing it, so there’s no way I can do it well. Don’t touch fire and knives and ask if you don’t know. I get really irritable when I’m busy, so do your best. Please tidy up the kitchen here.”

Certainly Rosa listens well. No matter what I say, he doesn’t argue and immediately grabs a broom and sweeps the floor.

“Rosa, I think this is the orphanage kitchen. Is it Carlisle, treat the younger brother you were close with as me and treat me comfortably.”

“Ugh…… Lol…… Yeah…… Po, phone phone. Huh…… Sir, I will do as you say.”

“Deman!”

“Yes, senior.”

“Another order came in. I have to bring it when I go out, so cook it and serve it right away.”

“Now?”

“These are the guests I called. Do it anyway.”

“Okay!”

I removed the pan that had been placed on the coals. I thought the pancake would cook with the remaining slight heat, so I left it as is and asked Rosa to knead it again for the next order. This time, I called again because there was an egg shell in it.

“Rosa, look at this. Can you see it here?”

“Sin, sin…… Who, sister…… Mi, I’m sorry…… Even if I hit you, I will kick you, I will endure it.”

“No, I’m not busy yet, so it’s okay. Hit me with something like this Just pay attention.”

“Haaa…… Phone phone…… Too…… Nice and thoughtful…… Huh…… Sister sleep, I’ll be fine. Yo, will you forgive me?”

Hwiririk, I did all the spells by myself. I thought I had done well, but Kite came into her kitchen with her horns on. Wanting to know what was wrong, she glanced away to see if she was really angry, with her hand on her waist.

“Pong Pong!”

“Why?”

“The pancakes are underbaked. What if I give you something like this?”

——Yes, there comes a day when Kite gets scolded too.

“It’s because it’s my first time cooking.”

“This is different from the one I made…… I’ll look at it from the side, so bake it again and serve it. Customers hate it.”

He admonished me with aegyo, so I did the recipe, and Kite stayed by my side and nagged me the whole time.

“Did you see the saintess too?”

“Uh uh…… !”

“Now, if Demani doesn’t do it right, what will he say next to you?”

“Uh uh…… !”

─Roza can’t afford to keep an eye on me?

I could see he was already frantic. Kite crossed her arms and went out again. The order came right away. Damn it How busy have you been since you started? When she looks at Rita-senpai, she doesn’t say anything, just handing her a piece of paper.

「F7, P1, M3.」

“Damn it. If you’re going to order, we’ll unify it. What kind of pancake do you order?”

“Wheat beer fever!”

I sighed and took out a beer from the warehouse. To serve this to Rosa, I held it to her chest. The soft breasts were crushed and it felt slightly erotic, but since it was a pub for voyeurs, I thought it would suit me better.

“Is it still far?”

Because Rita-senpai is working hard.

“Senior, what are the other taverns doing, are we the only ones so busy?”

“It’s crazy. I think it’s because of the princess.”

“Ain?”

“Yes, I serve while swearing, but strangely men like it.”

“How is it?”

“These pigs, eat or not, why do you keep coming!”

I can’t believe everyone’s breathing is rough even though they scream so much.

“I’m going crazy.”

“The story of kite?”

“I don’t want to hear it. Because it’s obvious.”

“Did she get a hole in her ass?”

Her self had left out her story, so she asked about it.

“Because I am used to it?”

I was joking about whether there was a hole up and down, but Rosa came in. Boo…… Some kind of animal noise made Rita-senpai walk away from her kitchen. Another order came in. I’m already sweating. She said comfortably as she gave her a handkerchief.

“Thank you, Rosa. Get some rest too.”

“Ah…… No…… Phone phone, older sister…… Ha, you can. Shi, let me…… Burr, I don’t want to be abandoned.”

“Saint?”

“Yeah…… This, please work.”

“Then get some liquor out of the warehouse and sort it. You only need to distinguish between wheat beer and barley beer. It’s good to bet at once if you organize it roughly into 5 units. You don’t need to tell me more how to do it. Sister Rosa?”

“Haaa…… Mandible…… Sister…… Sister…… Yes, sister will do it, I will do it.”

He wondered if it was okay if I called her older sister again, so when I called her, he walked away with his hands in her crotch and her buttocks pulled out.

“Good water!”

It was Ain.

“What is it?”

“A crazy bastard kept staring at my ass.”

“Yes.”

“You want to kick me?”

“I’m leaving.”

“Also, warn those bastards who make dirty jokes about jokbal.”

When you open the door and come out, it’s a real phosphate sea. It was the first day of the festival, so I wanted something like this, so Rita-senpai made a V-shape with her hands. What is the power of publicity? She approaches Kite and asks who it is, pointing to a table.

“Guests?”

He looks excited when he sees me appearing in a place full of women.

“If you don’t want to see my face again, let’s do it in moderation, right?”

If you don’t, you might not be able to see the saints, so you’re wearing a mask. With an expression saying, “What are you going to do?”, He asked if he was curious about what would happen if he flirted with the princess. If you still can’t come to your senses, you’ll have to see it in the arena on the weekend, so now you know. She came right back and raised her hand in front of Kite.

“Hit my hand.”

“Ah…… I get it.”

A spell came in again as if Kite’s holy spirit had reached someone’s ears. She clapped her hands together, said you’re the best in sales, twitched her ass and went to get a drink. Back in the kitchen, Rosa was scraping cake crumbs from the pan.

“Saintess, isn’t that something that comes into contact with food?”

“Ha, hot!?”

When I smile, my pupils fluctuate. Then he knelt down on the floor and said he was being punished.

“Rosa, this is the kitchen and we are working, right?”

“Ugh…… Haaa…… Me…… Hot.”

“Serve.”

“Who…… Sister…… Sound…… Good mood. Phone phone, will you continue to call me noona?”

“While doing this, it is. Now, go out and help serve.”

The paper gradually piled up. French fries were the most, so after sizzling in oil again, foreign substances came out and the edges slightly sharpened. Rosa came back, so I called to my side.

“Nuna, if this comes out again, then you might get really annoyed.”

“Haaa…… Sister…… M, should I be right?”

“Now, make no mistakes.”

“Yes…… Sister, I will do my best.”

“Ponpong!”

This time Rita-senpai called me. What else is wrong with not washing the dishes and just cooking? I didn’t want to do the dishes, so I handed it over to Rosa right away. Then she whispered to me and laughed.

“hehehe…… Noona Seo, you’re good at washing the dishes…… Clean everything, I’ll wipe it down!”

“You can do it slowly.”

“Yes…… Po, phone phone!”

For the first day, business is going very well. What about combat and administration?

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