Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines chapter 180

180 - Test (2)⚝

180 – Test (2)⚝

Going to the place Ain said, a wide and sunny site appeared. When I dropped the straw-tied fishing bags on the floor and hid behind a large tree, unexpected animals came.

─Raccoon?

I thought they were taking care of cats, but only raccoons came. Roughly counting, about seven. He stretched out both hands and poked at the fish, but it seemed that he had eaten it several times. I held my breath and looked further, and the pigeons and starlings also came down and sat down. They pecked at the floor, vigilantly around the stretch.

“It wasn’t just cats.”

He said he likes animals, so he seems to have taken care of all kinds of animals.

─It’s peaceful.

I felt relieved when I saw everyone eating. I sat on my butt on the floor and waited until they finished eating the fish before getting up. I was going to give the little things I had left, but I suddenly remembered Rosa and headed to the cathedral.

“What are you doing?”

Francesco, called out from work, was puzzled.

“I’m going to see the saintess for a moment.”

“I’m busy with work, so I won’t be able to see you for a long time. Is it okay?”

“Yes.”

I was told to sit in the funeral chair installed inside the cathedral, so I waited for Rosa there.

“Po, phone phone!”

“Sister.”

Porrr, he makes fun of his small body and stops right in front of me. It smelled like flour. Did you grind grain today? He stepped on the treadmill, moving his knees. I’ve been working, but my clothes are wet with sweat.

“This.”

It’s only a fish gun, but he laughs with joy.

“Who, sister, did you bring it to eat?”

“Yes.”

“Cha, nice…… !”

Let’s share a meal, so sit about a span from me. There was a fishy but sweet smell of sweat. Poojak. Just like the raccoons we saw earlier, I opened the fish bag and handed it to him, and he chewed it like a child. Honestly it was cute

“Is it delicious?”

“Noona… Po, everything Ponpon gave me is delicious.”

“Are you at work?”

“Ugh… Oh, not long… Po, phone phone, come to the sanctuary on Sunday and play!”

He said that he would prepare a fun game, and he will continue to think about it from today, so please look forward to it. I laughed helplessly. What I want is not such an obscene game. Rather than tying a string around her body and pulling it.

“I’ll go after a little rest.”

“Noo, noona… Can I talk to you?”

“Yeah, but don’t expect an answer.”

I can’t just listen to you, I’m talking about what happened since this morning. It was an uneventful day. I prayed, washed, ate breakfast, did my morning routine, took a short nap, and just started my afternoon routine. As I listened to her story all along, I remembered the girl I had been exchanging letters with.

─Can I give Adela the address here?

Of all the girls I met in Pong, Adela was the one I kept in touch with the longest. In terms of her appearance alone, she seems far behind Kite and uglier than Rosa. She was, however, a quiet and polite child. She, like me, is the daughter of a knight’s family, so she has no burden. She hasn’t corresponded since she’s been here, and she might as well write at least once.

“Po, phone phone…… It’s what my sister does…… You can put rice and flour in it like this, right?”

Choriously, I’m talking about whether I still have something to say, and then I get up.

“I think I have to go now…… Ooh, can we see you again?”

Feeling drowsy all over, she asked when I would like to see her.

“My, tomorrow…… No, see you again on Saturday…… And whoa, since we meet on Mondays, next Wednesday, next week?”

“I’ll come tomorrow.”

“Me, me, really?”

“Yes.”

“So, then, can you count your fingers until your sister Po arrives?”

I got up after giving permission. Inadvertently, they ruffled her hair as they would with Kite, then startled each other.

“Ah…… !?”

Roza blinked quickly and apologized right away.

“Ugh…… Rain, secretly…… I won’t tell anyone about what I touched on my sister’s body…… Hey, promise…… ?”

She held out her finger, so I gently walked it too. Rosa ran away in shame. If you are going to get married someday, wouldn’t it be better to do it with a woman who is a bit lacking? I always longed for a wise woman, but when I came here, I realized that nothing was as tiring as a smart woman.

「To. Adela von Essian.”

After returning to the dormitory, I wrote down her name and wrote a letter. There is no particular content. She simply wrote down her life at Heoden Academy. As she was writing that it was some distance from her manor, the door opened.

“Are you sending notes during exams?”

Since Tyria was quarreling, he said it was a letter, not a seal.

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“Who else is Adela?”

“The kid who exchanged letters with me in Pong.”

Her eyes narrow.

“Didn’t you say there was one more?”

“If it was Lirian…… Well.”

I don’t know why, but I don’t think she’ll reply right away, she said.

“What about him?”

“I don’t know.”

“Look at me.”

“Why?”

“I’ll fix it so that a woman wants to reply.”

─Why are you?

“Hey, where is the person who gets the letters edited? Even if the writing is not good, it’s okay if you’re sincere.”

“Did you even write perverted words?”

I started with doubts about this again, so I completed it alone, saying, “Don’t interfere.” Adela and I managed to communicate through letters. Even if you send it as usual, there won’t be anything rude about it. Taking care of it, Tyria kicked her floor with the soles of her feet.

“I must have done a lot of s*xual harassment!”

“Did you even prepare for the test today?”

I’m dissatisfied with taking out my anger in the wrong place, saying why I can’t show it when I’m proud. To be honest, I don’t know how she feels. I once had a sweet misunderstanding for a while, but that couldn’t be the case.

There is no way that a young lady from a prestigious family like Elonte would like me. I’d rather have been dressing as a man for a long time, so I’m probably doing this because I need someone to rely on. Because I’m the only one in Hay Oden who can tell her full secret.

“Tyria.”

The mouth is sticking out. My roommate who gets pouty when he gets bored. A woman who is younger than me, but sighs, saying that she is a senior.

“Tell me the address of your manor.”

“I don’t like it?”

“I will send it to you as I write it. Check it out when you get back to Elonte for winter break.”

Kong-Kong-Kong-Kong-Kong-Kong-Kong.

“I think I’ll write something strange, so I’ll have to look at it from the side.”

“Should I use it or not?”

Switch——suck.

“Now, here. Why don’t you send me somewhere?”

Write the address in the note and show it. The Elonte family must be a prestigious family. It says East Building 12-4.

“The maid’s name is Ceylon. If you send it over there, I will keep the entire envelope.”

“Unlike you, are you sincere?”

Seeing that she didn’t open other people’s letters, he praised her as a good maid.

“No, I ripped off yours…… !”

He kept knocking on the door, so he had no choice but to do so. They claim that they have never opened it a few times, but it is a pure lie. What kind of pretentiousness left even the traces of re-gluing? After all, I was the only one at a loss, so I even wrote a letter.

“I’ll send this and come back.”

“You didn’t just reveal something strange, did you?”

“Yes.”

“I can’t do that.”

They said it would be easier to open and check it now, so why don’t you send it?

“eee” … Just send it and come!”

After stopping at the post office and sending long distances, the cost is quite high. She sent both sheets. There was no content whatsoever.

「I was able to grow thanks to being roommates with you. Thank you so much for the year. But, kill your nerves.”

Two days later, Friday. Ain came to take a magic test. She was said to have come by car from the outbuilding, and she was wearing tight riding breeches and high-leg boots. It’s because she doesn’t want to find out that her leg is broken.

“Are you okay?”

“Baby, your arms are fine!”

How is his rib? It’s all good. Judging by the expression on his face, he is bluffing for no reason.

“Next, Ferku die Frau!”

It was a pseudonym for the princess. She answered from her mount and stepped into the arena. Despite her injuries, she skillfully performs each step in sync with her own horse. However, unlike usual, it is a very slow and smooth motion. Soon after crossing the last hurdle, he comes towards me, but his expression is a bit strange.

“Are you sick?”

It could have been painful because the high-leg boots blocked the blood.

“Mistress…… I’m really embarrassed to die.”

“Why?”

“f*ck, take care of yourself!”

Looking away, me and the Rocinante only get out of focus. It’s frustrating not to say what you want.

“Do you want to pee?”

“You crazy bastard, you can’t get off alone!”

“Or not, why are you angry?”

I thoughtlessly grabbed her by the waist and pulled her. She’s tall, so it’s very comfortable at times like this. Would you ride her neck horse? He frowned at her while being on her dog’s side. She kept feeling ashamed, so I decided to be the laughing stock instead.

“Hee hee hee!”

“Are you really crazy?”

“Here is the colonel.”

“Ah, I can’t even do this baby beast!”

Even so, he leans over and almost sits on my back. Biel, I thought this guy was very ferocious, but he is very gentle towards his owner. He stands still, unmoving. As Ain put his arm around my neck, I wrapped his butt naturally.

“Don’t rub her hands!”

“The leg that was barely attached will break again.”

Ignoring her and tightening her thighs tightly, I guess I was angry too, so I bit the back of my neck with my front teeth. Her teeth were clearly visible on the nape of her neck, giving Kite yet another excuse.

“Next, Deman von Pong!”

He called me by name and stroked Rocinante’s mane. She doesn’t have the confidence to do well I intend to come back in moderation, so as soon as I try to ride her horse, Ain grabs me. Looking back from her jousting, she clenched her fists.

“Do well.”

“Are you going to do it roughly?”

Then heeing——Rocinante wept lazily. The owner also criticized him for saying that he had no ambition, so he kicked the spur and said, “Let’s charge at the windmill as it is.” Slowly, his horse is destined to pull a real cart.

“Hey, pull the reins tighter!!”

We are relaxed, but only Ain is in a hurry. Both Rocinante and I wanted to rest, so when we saw an obstacle, we stopped first. Suddenly——the princess started swearing as she lethargicly jumped over it. The last three-stage obstacle I encountered just bypassed it. Hee-in, my beloved horse let out a throes of joy.

“Oh, did I tell you to practice horseback riding?”

As soon as he arrived, he was openly pointing his finger at me because he was a b*tch.

“Who was responsible for not taking the swordsmanship basic test yesterday?”

“What does that have to do with this!”

“Wasn’t I also caught up in the wind because the cat’s guardian got hurt?”

Thanks to you, all the seniors also went through the water, he muttered. In fact, I had been blown away by herbalism a long time ago.

“If you twist it, it will hit you, why are you arguing with me!”

“You can’t even ride Biel without me, do you really want to ride on my back?”

I want you to be annoyed again.

“Yes, guardian of raccoons and pigeons?”

“Bastard…… Look at you two!”

“It’s scary.”

I just trembled and didn’t say anything. It is an insult to say that a dog barks at you when you go back to put them on the saddle. He seemed like a badass, but since I keep seeing a girly side of him, I want to make fun of him like crazy. Come to think of it, he is the same age as Kite.

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