192 – King Jeongjo’s War (5)☆
Two days later, weekend. The day of the decisive battle has finally arrived. In the past few days, the World’s Biggest Cock Contest has spread through word of mouth among many cadets, to the point where it would be a shame not to participate. This reply was written under the provocative posters I put up here and there.
「I am not Sochu.」
「Men are not born, they are made.」
What I would say to the cowards who already have defeat in mind was simple.
「Scratches?」
As Ain said, the women seemed to be secretly supporting the holding of this competition. It is an outdated idea to only test women’s chastity. At this time, equality between men and women should be achieved, and positive public opinion was created during the reign of King Jeongjo. At this point, senior Dick also made his move. Regardless of stigma or infamy, whoever wins wins a prize of 100 Luzen and a Big Cock Trophy.
“In a little while, the craftsman who made the chastity belt will come.”
A few hours before the competition started, senior Dick informed me. The World’s Biggest Cock Competition was confirmed under the vague name of [Proof of Existence]. This was because the Manly Exam was too masculine and the Jeongjo War was too feminine. The manner in which the competition was conducted was entirely adapted to Dick Gallery’s modifications.
“Your name is Fenix?”
“He is from Aiur, in the east, and is a public figure who also supplies products to Orgiola.”
The craftsman who eventually arrived in the carriage was just as he expected. Just by looking at his nose as smooth as the glans and his beard as bushy as pubic hair, one could guess his unique personality.
“I knew this day would come.”
With an ecstatic expression, his eyes looked like an idiot as he took out numbers 1 to 7 from his bag, but they were full of soul.
“The day has finally come to try out my collection…… “Are you saying that something worthy of No. 7 Will appear?”
“Teacher?”
As if he couldn’t listen anymore, senior Dick led him to a place for preliminary verification. It was a procedure to weed out cowards who put unclean things in their pants or underwear. I also got hit near my testicles with a strange stick. It didn’t feel good, but I couldn’t say I couldn’t do it because it was necessary.
“I don’t know how it ended up like this.”
Senior Dick laughed mockingly, and Jean and Pan joined in, but he replied that he couldn’t hide like a coward.
“I know it was a stupid thing to do, but it became such a hot topic that I couldn’t help it.”
He looks disgruntled, saying he seems to have been pushed out by public opinion. I don’t know how much pressure the women put in behind the scenes, but judging from the pressure Dick felt, I think it must have been strong.
“If you can’t avoid it, you should enjoy it.”
I also nodded in response to the resigned words. I opened the seal written by Heoden’s boars in my pocket and read it. It’s been a few days since I haven’t seen Kite. This is because they were afraid that the scandal would get worse, so they decided to see each other after the competition was over.
「I miss you.」
That was all my old childhood friend wrote. Rita only drew a picture of a rabbit, and Tyria wrote a warning telling her not to even say anything because she doesn’t even want to know the outcome of this. Ain wanted a virgin verifier from her maid, so she asked her to come to the annex as soon as the competition was over. On the other hand, Rosa, who had no idea what I was doing, wrote it down like this.
「Ponpon, sister, I will pray every day…… ♡」
When she saw senior Dick with a complicated expression, he burst into laughter. Anyway, I look up at the podium, thinking that I will have one unforgettable memory. Fenix, the master of the male chastity belt, came up and began to give a long speech.
“Everyone, listen carefully!”
From now on, I was going to tell you about the lakes of King Jeongjo’s reign and their names, so I listened closely.
“No. 1 Is Bochuda!”
─Bochu?
It is called Bochu (補椎), which means it is a Chu that needs to be supplemented. In fact, it was at a level that could not even be called a penis, and the moment it was number 1, it was disqualified as a man, leaving everyone confused.
─He was not a strange person, a monster, or a craftsman, but just a madman.
Senior Dick also frowned. After Fenix’s remark, a disturbance broke out below the podium and someone shouted.
“There is no Bochu in Heoden!”
“That’s right!!”
However, this shout was not that loud. Fenix took out the next chastity belt as if he knew that would happen.
“No. 2 Is Sochu!”
“Wow, there’s no sochu here!!”
I skipped the detailed explanation and moved on to the next step.
“No. 3 Is self-defense!”
Everyone became quiet as if they were relieved to hear that it was finally an ordinary sheep that could be called a dick. Witnessing this momentary commotion, I wondered whether Heoden’s masculinity was actually above the continent’s average.
“Let’s start with No. 3!”
“No. “It’s a man from number 4!!”
When I saw them fighting, I also felt nauseous. Senior Dick watched the podium and quietly muttered.
“It’s painful to see.”
It seemed foolish to fight with something like that.
“Good. Then, number 4 is Beomchu. “No. 5 Is a piece of cake!”
He said it meant big like a dog and big like a dog, and he took out a chastity belt. At first glance, you can’t tell the difference between No. 3, 4 And No. 5. However, I kept quiet because I thought too many people would be eliminated if I started from there, but public opinion is different.
Everyone is shouting furiously, telling them to start with number 5 right away. This gym, made up of only men, is full of anxiety and bravado. How much is true and how much is false is all mixed together and becomes whitish.
“From issue 5 onwards, it only fits the top 15%, so it can be considered an alpha level.”
The audience murmured again at Fenix’s words.
“So, he is an alpha male from the beginning.”
“Alpha Male!”
“Do you mean a real man?”
I looked at Senior Dick’s complexion for a moment. It’s quiet. I don’t know about issue 5 either. Although I am taller than others, I know what the lower part of my body is like. Me, Dick, and Brother Jang Pan are all tall, over 185cm, so they probably aren’t short.
“No. 6 Is a giant stone, and No. 7 Is a Cheonchu!”
He says no one has ever worn a chastity belt before, and he shows chastity belts of different sizes. Unlike what we had seen before, there was a difference between No. 6 And No. 7 On the outside. It was not just copper, but plated copper, and it sparkled like gold and the sun. I was jealous because I felt like just wearing that would boost my confidence and give me a subtle confidence that could seduce any woman.
“Oooh, stop explaining!”
“It’s fair to start with No. 3!”
“No. Starting from No. 4, It’s a man’s test!”
“There is no need to waste time. “Let’s start right away with number 5!”
They were making a lot of noise, saying they were right, so I saw Senior Dick, who was going to lead the competition.
“We agreed in advance to start with No. 3.”
“Good.”
“I can’t even imagine how much women tell behind-the-scenes stories.”
He ascended to the podium. There was a mix of cheers and jeers when they heard that they were starting from No. 3. It’s only a handful of about 100 people, but it’s extremely noisy. We’ll soon find out whether everyone came because they were confident or just because their participation was meaningful.
“Alright, one group come out!”
When Fenix was called, a group that included Jean appeared. There were 10 people in each group, so there were 10 groups in total, and I was assigned to the last group.
“Jean!”
“Show me the power of battle!!”
“Jean and Pan are such a mess that I don’t even need to see them!!!”
In general, it seems like a lot of people came from the combat side. It feels like no one has come, but I’m not sure. It is an anonymous competition and is unofficial. The only ones who know all this are about 100 participants, including Fenix. As Jean stood upright, Fenix measured his waist with a tape measure and adjusted the No. 3 Drawstring.
“What a ridiculous tightening!”
Phenix shouted that he couldn’t even reach the buckle. Thunderous applause and cheers rang out from below the podium.
“Wow—it’s Jean, of course!!”
“You graduated less than ten years ago, right?”
The children of the Gallery family certainly enjoy the attention. Everyone shrugged their shoulders and said to start right away with number 5, and everyone responded positively, chanting Jiang Fan and singing a military song. Then, naturally, a reactionary cry began to be heard.
“Dick hasn’t even started yet!”
“Dick didn’t even run. “You little bastards!!”
When I look at Senior Dick without saying a word, his expression goes beyond agony and looks as if he is disgusted.
“Only luxury people will be excited.”
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Although he was not happy, he smiled at his audience with a confident expression at the inspection table in Group 4. As expected, words like “Dick” Didn’t even come out. Everyone seemed convinced that it was a result befitting the ability and character of the student council president. I also passed issue 3 with ease. Eventually, when verification of No. 4 Was completed.
“With this, 50% will be eliminated.”
I’m disappointed. When Fenix said that, everyone went into an uproar, saying that the size of the chastity belt was strange.
“Do you doubt the skill of this craftsman?”
If that’s really the case, I’ll give you a chance to prove it right away without a chastity belt, so things quickly become quiet. He is an old man who has only shaved his chastity belt, so there is no way he could have made a mistake in measuring the size. Let him point out those who attack him with a cold gaze.
“This kind of competition made no sense from the beginning!”
“It’s a manipulation!!”
Those who were eliminated could not bear the humiliation and left the place. As soon as there were signs of departure, the losers followed them and left the place. They all disappeared, pointing out the flaws in the chastity belt, which were not their problem.
“Anyone who passes this is an alpha male.”
Gulp—Everyone became solemn at Fenix’s serious declaration.
“Whether they win or lose, everyone who passed is great, so show respect.”
“Teacher?”
Senior Dick couldn’t resist and intervened again. A madman and a craftsman, he shouted at everyone without responding.
“This is my masterpiece for real men!!”
─Crazy bastards.
No. 5 Has finally been released. This is not an item that will be distributed from here on. What’s different from the chastity belts No. 3 And 4 that Heoden’s cadets received is that a part that covers the testicles has been added. Therefore, if your balls are small, you will not be able to endure the pain even if you force it on. If No. 3 And 4 are simple loincloths, No. 5 And onwards are closer to a groin box.
“Now, who will take on the challenge!”
Everyone who saw the golden, shiny chastity belt exclaimed “Oh wow” And expressed that they wanted it. Now there are less than 50 people left in the gym. However, everyone who walks here will spread the word, so whether or not you pass the alpha level is a matter of pride.
“Pan!”
“Oooh, show me your pride in battle!!”
When Pan was called while singing the military song, Jean and Pan came up at the same time. The twins exchanged glances as if they were aware of each other and stood slightly apart. This time, Fenix adjusted the drawstring according to the waist circumference and filled the joint.
“The buckle won’t close!!”
The second graders screamed at Fenix’s declaration.
“Jeenjaang—I believed it!”
“Let’s beat Dick like this!!”
“You can’t remain in the minors forever!!!”
Jean and Pan each said a word to their classmates who were singing military songs.
“Alpha Mail.”
“Proof completed.”
When I heard the shout that threatened to collapse the gym, I felt like I knew why Heoden was such a fan.