00113 #5 – My organization grows exponentially
#5 – My organization grows enormously (13)
Zebras are scary
But the bighorn lizard is ten times more terrifying.
bang bang quaang
The sight of smashing the rocky mountain that this side has struggled to overcome with its horns is terrifying.
The mountain is shaking wildly.
I was relieved when I thought that I had barely met the mountain and had been ostracized, but looking back, I don’t feel relieved at all.
“Can I last an hour?”
“Maybe it’s impossible…”
Lina also died a lot of grass.
“boss. Are Lina’s training skills useless?”
“uh.”
“too bad!”
It’s too much What’s too much
A child like you needs to be hit with facts before he comes to his senses.
“It is the result of your own making. You told me to bring the mount. When did you tell me to bring the murder weapon? At this rate, apprentice assassins and members of the SS are likely to be killed by bighorn lizards.”
“Ugh.”
“Find a way. It’s difficult for them to keep chasing after a few hours. Avoid tracking, even by placing evasive material in your path.”
Anyway, there’s about an hour left before they break through the rocky mountain.
In the meantime, if you spray stinky poisonous poison or anything in your path, even bighorn lizards won’t be able to approach you.
“boss. What do bighorned lizards hate?”
Is it possible that such a space monster-like lizard has a natural enemy?
I was genuinely curious, but there was.
A high level of intelligence provided common sense information.
[Acquisition of common sense information based on high intelligence ability!]
[Mana cost 1]
[Bighorn lizard’s natural enemy is the Sword Master!!]
wow like this
Where in the world is there an animal whose Sword Master is not a natural enemy?
It’s all torn apart with sword and sword.
That’s why you shouldn’t buy cheap chirashi.
If you’re going to buy it, you’ll have to buy an expensive one.
[Acquisition of common sense information based on high intelligence ability!]
[30 mana cost]
[If you can’t break the bighorn lizard’s armor, you must spray mineral poison. When a bighorn lizard is poisoned with mineral poison, the composition of the poison in its body changes and it dies by itself.]
[About the mineral poison that is effective against bighorn lizards…]
[Please use an additional payment.]
Did I have to pay extra?
[30 mana cost]
[You can collect poisonous barnacles under the pond rocks at the locations marked on the minimap. Use this barnacle to get rid of the bighorn lizard.]
There’s nothing that can’t be done just by giving mana.
Directly suggesting an accurate solution with a stone jigsaw.
I gave Lina the location of the pond.
“You just need to gather what is under the rocks there.”
“Okay!”
“I have to bring as many as possible, so take the apprentice assassins too.”
Lina headed to Ururu Pond with the apprentice assassins.
Seeing the little things running around makes me happy.
Small and cute things that stimulate the protective instinct are the best.
“Can I trust you this time? I’m also worried that I might bring something strange and complicate things even more.”
“Don’t worry. Although he has a rough and wacky side like a cat, he is basically a child who has a good attitude towards me. I do not intentionally do anything to be harmful.”
“First of all, you’re a child, so you’re telling me to watch it? The boss has a lot of trouble because you have a kid as an executive.”
Brutus shook his head and sighed. I want to know who is looking at whom.
You were the one who started breaking through the gate near Brahm. After all, you are the culprit behind all of this.
It’s all your fault that you went all the way to the capital out of the blue and had the fun of putting the mansion into a sack.
“When a hero comes, you are a meat shield.”
“Yes? haha. That’s a funny joke. Why aren’t you laughing? Uh… there, boss. Are you kidding me? No, it’s really scary, isn’t it? Silence is really scary at this time!?”
shut up.
you gotta f*ck
“phew. You’re coming back safely this time. There is no sign of any rush. I don’t seem to be chasing anything.”
“Right.”
“I think I got quite a lot of stuff from under the pond. He’s holding something so big that he can’t see his upper body.”
crazy. Is the barnacle in the labyrinth the size of a human?
look at the scale
Bighorn lizards can be poisoned.
“yes?”
Ridelaph, who was observing Lina and the others with excellent eyesight, could not help but be puzzled. The reaction that I found something unexpected made me feel anxious as well.
“What.”
“I guess… you have to see for yourself.”
“How about a barnacle…”
“Not a barnacle.”
“What?”
“It is difficult to explain. See for yourself.”
It was only after seeing Lina and the others in their arms that I realized why Ridelaf was so perplexed.
These guys came with carp the size of a human body.
[Lina and her apprentice assassins acquire 11 carp kings.]
[Lina uses her training skill on the carp king.]
[Minor Success!]
[The carp kings follow Lina’s instructions to some extent.]
[The carp kings are abducted to the surface.]
[The carp kings begin to struggle for survival.]
[The carp kings have been subdued.]
[The intimacy of the carp kings toward Lina plummets.]
[The carp kings flutter vigorously with curses and resentment.]
[The power of the carp kings is exhausted.]
“What the heck did you bring!?”
“Eh, but the boss said it. Gather what’s under the rock.”
“Are you collecting carp kings?”
“I also collect dragon hearts in the royal treasure trove, how about collecting carp kings!”
“… … .”
I was at a loss for words at the persuasive rebuttal.
I am not talking about the fact that I also collected the capital of the kingdom.
Lina smiled broadly and held out the carp king.
“Besides, look. This carp king is cute!”
The carp king fluttered!
It is the struggle of a person who has difficulty breathing!
“Stop releasing the poor carp king. You can’t breathe.”
“Ah. That’s right. Lina was wrong!”
“You know.”
Go back to the lake and live peacefully eating barnacles.
I was holding such a warm heart, and at first I heard a squeaking sound and I smelled bloody.
Lina’s dagger stopped the carp king’s breathing.
“????”
It’s not just Lina.
He even killed the carp king who was carrying the apprentice assassins.
Eleven carp kings became corpses and fell.
“With this, I freed the painful life of the carp king! The time we met on earth was short, but he was a strong and cute boy, so he will surely be reborn as a strong predator in the next life!”
“… … .”
“Why, boss? If you want to eat fresh koi king sashimi, please be patient! I know the boss’s cruel nature, but it’s still hard to eat sashimi infested with parasites!”
What nonsense!
Until recently, while sympathizing with the carp king, he was thinking of returning to a peaceful lake and living happily ever after.
It was you, not me, who mercilessly cut off the breath of those poor bastards!
“…I will restrain myself.”
If I said it honestly as I thought it would, I might pierce my heart with a dagger along with the chilling reply, ‘I don’t need fish pieces or a weak, sympathetic boss’.
In response to my chic answer, Brutus, Riedelaph, and the members of the bodyguard closed their mouths with hardened faces.
Even if they were having a leisurely conversation or chatting right now, it was clearly visible in their eyes that they thought they never knew when they might ruthlessly throw them away. He seemed to think he was a complete bad boy.
“Still, I had no intention of killing the carp king painfully.”
“yes? Boss, who are you talking to? Huh. Excuse me like a thief numb my feet. Did the boss, who is a cold city man, want to be a gentle man only to Rina?”
“What are you talking about, you madman?”
Oops.
Without realizing it, my thoughts flowed without any filtering.
Lina also widened her eyes in surprise.
what to do
If an angry Lina shows off her poker arm skills, today is the ritual day.
When he was nervous and tried to hide behind Lidelaph.
Lina protested, inflating her cheeks as it was bumpy.
“boss. Bad words passed on to Caesar!”
“uh?”
“What if I learn the mannerisms of a bad subordinate? After all, Lina’s delicate heart was almost cracked. First of all, Lina is also a girl, so please take care of it a little.”
The crisis was averted thanks to the incredibly high level of favorability.
The second favorability lock was also released immediately.
He had a considerable level of affection, so he seemed to understand my harsh words and actions with the power of love.
“sorry.”
“Then do that as an apology!”
“it?”
“Hey kid. That’s what I always do when the two of us are together.”
“… … .”
This is a perfect way to introduce misunderstandings.
Not surprisingly, the gaze of the other subordinates changed strangely.
“Does even a devilish danju become a gentle woman in front of a boss?”
“To do things like that with a kid like that. It’s like a brutal Black Mountain Society boss.”
“envy. I am very envious.”
At the frank remarks with no pretense of pretense, everyone’s eyes turned to the guy who uttered the last words.
It was alchemist Brutus.
Everyone was convinced with a face that said, “If it were that little bastard, you wouldn’t even say something like that.”
Don’t get me wrong.
Even if I said that, there would be no one who would not be misunderstood.
So I just showed it in action.
squeak
I gently tickled Lina’s chin.
Lina was very satisfied.
Tickling his chin seemed to be a sign of affection.
‘Is the teaching complete?’
It was a moment of extraordinary achievement.
“!”
The apprentice assassins look at me with envy.
This is especially the case with the commander-in-chief.
He seemed to recall the feeling of that time because he had already been petted once.
“Heh heh.”
Lina proudly raised her chin, enjoying everyone’s gaze.
She has a cat-like face loved by her butler.
If it had a tail, I wondered if it would be wriggling.
‘okay. Lina has such a cute taste, so I’ll put up with it.’
Caesar must have been here.
He must have brought a carp king and pucked it on the floor.
If you say you don’t need it, I’ll cut it to pieces right away.
Shamelessly ‘what are you complaining about? bastard.’ It is natural to shoot with a thick expression on your face.
It is a present to the boss while scooping up sashimi with fresh carp king and pouring it in one more drink. I’m sure you won’t turn down my gift. would say something like
‘Ugh.’
Caesar and the like would be locked up in the lord’s castle and let them improve their hundred treasures. Since I didn’t get any other system notifications after I fell off the horse, I’m sure there won’t be any accidents and I’ll be quiet.
In special circumstances, such as when Lina went on vacation, the system notification may not appear, but is this the case now?
In the first place, now is not the time to worry about others.
“Mayor Wilhelm. Bighorn lizards may also take longer to eat carp king corpses. I think it’s good to widen the distance during this time.”
“indeed. Are you going to use a dead body as bait? That’s a good tactic.”
When I teased Ridelaph, he led the bodyguards with a face saying, “It’s not a big deal, it’s natural, but it’s nice to be praised.”
Jja-shik, you’re a man in front of your subordinates, so you don’t show your face. You said something strange, so let’s just pretend we don’t know.
“…”
It’s been an hour since I made that decision and ran.
The sound of the ground shaking from behind is getting closer.
For some reason, the bait doesn’t seem to work.
Is it because the bighorn lizards are angry because the carp king is tasteless?
Ridelaph, who glanced back at him, screamed at first.
“100 million!”
“What. What did you see?”
“It’s an ogre! The ogre is chasing after you, with one bighorn lizard in each hand, devouring it!”
“I can’t believe they’re chasing us even though we already have food. Is it a mutation?”
“no. Ogres are filthy greedy creatures, and they can smell blood and chase after them.”
It seems that even the bloody cages of the carp king were recognized as prey.
“Don’t worry though. They have short patience, so if you keep a reasonable distance, they will fall off quickly.”
Contrary to Liedelaf’s confident claim, the ogre was terribly tenacious and did not give up his pursuit.
no wait.
If you’re chasing after smelling the blood of a carp king, you wouldn’t think that he’s chasing fish that run on land now.
shit.
Even if you’re like me, I’m curious and want to follow you.