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#Gaiden – The boss’s Christmas is gloomy
#Gaiden – The boss’s Christmas is gloomy
(※ When the boss’s favorability towards Lina is low)
(※In the work, it is between Chapter 2 and Chapter 3.)
One day when I was spending time for personal maintenance in the hideout.
“Wow!”
Lina let out a bright exclamation and pointed out the window.
White snowflakes are falling on a dark night.
“boss! It’s snow! It’s snowing!”
“You’re like a dog.”
“!?”
“ah. it’s a compliment Dogs are the best pets.”
“really? wow! Lina is happy!”
Lina, who is as innocent as a dog, and Caesar, who has a dog-like personality.
this is mine
나는 이 두 마리의 개새끼들과 함께 썩어가고 있다.
“boss! Let’s play, let’s play! Let’s play. yes?”
Lina grabbed my arm and shook it.
The fountain pen, which was moving like a dance over the report, swung away.
As I wrinkled my eyebrows in annoyance, Lina carefully looked at me. Then, with peace of mind, he tangled in my arms.
“Wow! Boss is nice! Even if Lina does something bad, I won’t scold her!”
oh I have no facial expressions because my sync ratio is 1%.
It seems that the expressionless one looked like a tiger cub.
“Reena. Why are you acting like a dumbass today?”
“It’s snow! It’s snowing! How can you stay indoors!”
“Do you want to go outside?”
“yes!”
“It’s snowing, so what are you going to do and play?”
“You can play with the snow!”
“… … .”
That’s a very innocent 16-year-old girl’s idea.
I refrained from sarcastic remarks.
Lina was raised as an assassin from a young age.
I must have never had a time like a child.
This is the time to show understanding, not adult indifference.
“good night. Give me the rides.”
“Wow!”
“Listen to this.”
I took Lina and Caesar to the entrance of the hideout.
“Now what? What’s up?”
I put my shovel in the ground and said.
“Put it away.”
“… … .”
puck puck
On a quiet winter night, the sound of shoveling was buried. With a synchronization rate of 1%, I felt neither cold nor dullness, but Lina was already crying and poking her shovel into the floor.
“It’s not fun!”
“Didn’t you say you wanted to play with snow?”
“This is not a game!”
I asked implicitly.
“How do you play with snow?”
“Get together and throw! Make a snowman! I saw the back alley kids playing like that!”
“Then dig a lot of snow with a shovel. Gather the giant eyes with it.”
“!!”
“I won’t stop throwing it or turning it into a snowman.”
“Wow!”
Lina was very happy and shoveled. As a result, shoveling was the same, but in terms of arbitrary shoveling, the efficiency of work increased dramatically.
“boss. I don’t want to throw snow and I don’t want to build a snowman.”
“Then what do you want to do?”
“I want to break something or hit someone. I want to solve this frustration by destroying it without a trace.”
“Then help Lina build a snowman. And break the finished snowman.”
“That would be fun.”
Caesar’s shoveling speed increased 3 times faster!
‘I’m sorry about this.’
No matter what, Lina won’t cry.
If you cry, Caesar is bad, so it has nothing to do with me.
Okay, then let’s take a look.
Tables, chairs and para-cauldrons were taken out of the warehouse and installed at the entrance of the hideout.
I brought a kettle of hot tea, placed it on the table, and sipping the tea one at a time, feeling the slight warmth spreading through my body.
Lina and Caesar stopped shoveling and looked at me.
“Boss, what are you doing there?”
“I’m drinking tea.”
“no. Why is Lina shoveling, but not the boss?”
I replied cynically.
“Because it’s the boss.”
“Seeing! Even if you want to throw a lump of snow later, you won’t be able to throw it! I won’t let you even touch the snowman!”
“That’s very unfortunate.”
Caesar kicked the dear mailbox
bang! wow!
The mailbox that flew through the wall collided with something.
Red liquid dripped down the white snow field.
An awkward silence followed.
Caesar crept over to the wall and began shoveling it on the ground.
“Stop for a moment. What are you doing now?”
“I have a question for you.”
“Are you sure you’re not talking about a corpse?”
Caesar scooped up the white snow with a shovel and covered the reddish snow.
“It’s about the mood.”
“not..”
“It’s about the mood.”
If he had said one more word, he was about to slap my head with a shovel.
I hope that little bastard wouldn’t be shy.
Rather than pretending to be ignorant of the weak boss topic.
“Eww.”
Lina sighed instead of me.
“So you don’t score points against the boss.”
“And you’re a cliff kid.”
“Look around you bastard”
Leaving behind the men who were engaged in a fierce battle with flashing knives and memorization, I checked the corpse half-buried in the snow. If you look closely, this guy is wearing a Santa Claus suit.
I wondered if it was a Christmas commemorative event item, so I tried to take off my clothes, but I made eye contact with a corpse in a Santa costume.
This bastard is still alive.
“!?”
He barely resisted the scream that was about to come out of his throat. Because Santa’s pupils were shaking violently and he had been silently pleading not to say anything.
He must have been conscious of Caesar. To be honest, even thinking about it, it was considered dangerous for a bastard who beat Santa on the street to find out that Santa was alive.
That Psycho cub is a slayer who doesn’t find it strange if he just rushes in and plucks the branches, saying that the red cub is still alive.
“boss. What are you doing there?”
“I checked the body for a moment.”
“Do you think my treatment is not perfect?”
Unknowingly, I was embarrassed. Are you asking if that bastard is suspecting that he didn’t kill Santa in one shot?
“no. Not at all.”
“I will check the condition of the body.”
This bastard, after all, I thought it was a corpse!
I said my mouth was a corpse.
Rather than that, if you find this alive, don’t you shove it down and say something like ‘My treatment is perfect,’ right?
‘sorry. It will hurt less though.’
puck!
I kicked Santa’s head, shaking his head with my hind feet.
Santa blew his nose and moaned.
I guess he didn’t faint because he was clumsy and weak.
Puck puck!
When I kicked it hard again, Santa burst out crying.
Santa grabbed my leg.
I was startled and kicked Santa so hard.
wow!
santa fell
“… … .”
It seems that he passed out safely as planned. While pretending to bury Santa with a shovel, he rolls it out of the street and tries to get him out, but Caesar comes with a wrinkled brow.
Even if I stare at him to turn it off, he doesn’t budge.
“You don’t have to. Just as it is a subordinate’s duty to clear the snow piled up in front of the house, it is also the subordinate’s duty to clear the fallen corpse in front of the house.”
“Ugh. Still, seeing his subordinates struggling, it was boring to just let go of both hands.”
“boss. Are you trying to clean up the body yourself because it’s too hot for me right now?”
yes. But if I say that, are you going to hit me with a shovel?
“Take it out of sight.”
In desperation, he handed over the body to Caesar.
I return to the table and sit down on a chair, and I see something amazing.
A huge pile of snow 10 meters high was piled up.
“Heungheungheung~ Making a fun snowman~”
“… … .”
Seeing him like that only makes me upset.
err i don’t know
Throw it all away and go to sleep.
[Enters sleep mode.]
[Keep sleeping until an event occurs or all fatigue is recovered.]
* * *
[An event has occurred.]
[Sleep ends.]
The field of vision flickers left and right.
When I turned around, Lina with bright eyes said to me, very proud.
“Look, boss! Giant Reygod Kill Bill Devil Kaiser No. 1 is complete!!”
What’s that, that damn strong-looking name?
He blinked his puffy eyes and followed him halfway through.
When I opened the front door, a huge shadow greeted me with a cold wind. When he idly lifted his head upward, a huge 10m high forage statue was completed.
The NPCs living in the eastern district watched day by day as they passed by and even came and touched them.
Even at the entrance, Rave is buying tickets and selling tickets.
“What is this?”
“Giant Reygod Kill Bill Devil Kaiser No. 1!”
“So this is a snowman?”
A snowman of great quality was completed as if the entire giant was frozen and only the upper body was erected. The flexion and dynamic form that follow the shape of the muscle makes it seem like a giant of eyes.
Let’s say it’s a dynamic look.
What is the crowd gathered around you? Almost three hundred people are passing by. Even if I do a live street performance, I can’t collect this much.
“Did you hear me? They say this is the house where the ice sculptor lives.”
“Is this a hideout for black mountain sashimi?”
“I think it’s an art guild. Look at that bust full of power.”
Let’s say we’ve made the concession and we’ve been convinced up to that point. But all the snow around the house was used by the giant. So where is Santa buried now?
Looking around, I quickly found Santa. Arms stick out between Giant’s dynamic back muscles.
“Hey, Lina.”
“yes!”
“What is that?”
Lina looked at her arm and tilted her head.
“I don’t know? Didn’t the corpse that the boss buried in the front yard come with the snowdrift?”
“Isn’t it you who made that?”
“He even helped a stupid murderer! They say it’s best to hide it in a big place if possible, and they say it’s inaudible, but thanks to that, I was able to make a huge snowman!”
개새끼야.
Don’t put Santa in the ice statue so it won’t be noticed.
The more it melts, the more conspicuous it becomes.
“Caesar.”
“Yes, boss.”
“Business is over. Close the door and kick everyone out.”
Well, I’m glad to hear you say it well. He tried his best to drive away the spectators.
“How can you suddenly do something like this! We are guests!”
“Wow! Daddy! Giant Bogosifer ah!”
“Give me back the ticket! It’s a scam to kick you out just for money!”
Caesar picked up the head of the man who had protested violently and lifted it straight up.
“If you really want to, I’ll give you back the admission fee. At your funeral.”
“Sa, please save me!!”
The spectators fled in confusion.
“… … .”
Is this okay?
I was starting to get annoyed somehow.
“Then destroy it now. And take the body to another house.”
“no.”
“What?”
“Giant Reygod Kill Bill Devilkaiser No. 1 is the masterpiece of my life.”
“… … .”
Do not suddenly unleash the soul of an artist.
Even if I put up a hidden talent, I won’t admit it.
“Put it away.”
“I don’t like it.”
“If you don’t clear it, your rank is lower than Lina.”
Without hesitation, Caesar smashed the statue with a shovel.
“Aww! What are you doing?!”
“Shut up. It’s the boss’s name.”
“Boss! Stop the stupid killer!”
She quietly turned away from Lina, who was brimming with tears.
“sorry.”
“boss…?”
“Giant Reygod Kill Bill Devil Kaiser 1 must die for our safe life in the labyrinth city.”
The statue was completely destroyed by Caesar’s shovel, Lina wept, and Rave looked at the restless chaos and chaos of the front yard, grabbing her hair and grabbing her head.
The first guards were dispatched.
The guards strode into the yard. Did any spectators see Santa’s arm? How much money can you buy a guard? Thoughts of arrogance flashed through my mind like a panorama.
“Can you recreate what the giant is doing?”
“What?”
“The mayor wants to see the statue.”
I guess I didn’t hear it I replied relievedly.
“go away.”
The guards went back gloomy.
Santa’s body (?) could be safely taken to the next door without being noticed by anyone. Only after giving cotton candy to Lina, who was crying and making a fuss, was she able to regain her peace.
He said that it was a very turbulent day, and when he entered the hideout, he saw the clock. Christmas is over.
“Shake.”
As always, it was a gloomy day.