99 – My Wife is the Devil (6)
「Jungang Church」
The Central Church, the headquarters of the Church of Telmere, located in the northwest of Darkana, the capital of the sacred kingdom of Lyriam, is reputed to be very heterogeneous among the churches belonging to the church.
…… Of course, as the headquarters of a large denomination, it is in a position to handle enormous tasks that are different from other churches, so it is bound to be heterogeneous, but the word ‘heterogeneous’ here does not mean that, but rather refers to the s*x ratio.
s*x ratio.
In the dictionary sense, it refers to the ratio between men and women.
Basically, the gender ratio of priests working in churches of the Telmere denomination is similar.
Priests are mostly women, while Inquisitors are mostly men.
However, the gender ratio of priests working at the Central Church located in Darkana is extremely biased towards one side, to be more precise, towards men.
Of course, after hearing this, you might simply think, ‘Isn’t that because the work at the Central Church is too rough?’
In fact, there are countless deaths every year in the process of performing fire sacrifices for demons.
But even so, there are no female priests in the Central Church, to the point of abnormality.
Until just 10 years ago, there were many female priests at the Central Church.
It is a strange phenomenon.
However, the answer to this problem is surprisingly simple.
No, it would be correct to say that it is beyond simple and obvious.
…… Well, as always.
‘Cecil Lionelta’ is the culprit of this strange phenomenon.
To begin with, all of the strange phenomena related to ‘women’ that have occurred in the central church over the past 10 years were either caused by Cecil or were influenced by Cecil.
‘Julius! ‘Why don’t you accept my love?’
Now she can confidently say that she is the one and only wife who monopolizes Julius’s love, but even 10 years ago, Cecil was nothing more or less than just a milky younger sister to Julius (extremely Cecil’s own words). This is just a personal opinion.)
‘Oh, what should I do! If things continue like this, Julius will be taken away!’
Since their first meeting, she has consistently confessed her love to Julius. When I hear things like, ‘I only want to love one woman for the rest of my life,’ or ‘We don’t know each other well yet,’ it’s just a lie.
‘I’ll be honest. ‘You are more like a sister than a woman.’
I even heard shocking words from Julius that he didn’t look like a woman.
‘…… Younger sister? Are you okay. Even if it means breaking a taboo, it doesn’t matter.’
‘Three, Cecil? What on earth are you talking about-‘
‘Oppa! Love you! Marry me!’
‘…… !’
‘Onii-chan!’
Jumping───
───Quaang!
Of course, after thinking about it carefully, I thought, ‘That’s not that bad, right?’
Anyway, at that time, Cecile was in a somewhat lost state of mind.
I’m still not in a good state of mind, but it was worse back then than it is now.
‘It can’t go on like this. There are too many women by Julius’ side. ‘Something, we have to find a way!’
The first and last love of a girl who knew neither men nor love.
It was a story that should have been refreshing.
Unfortunately, the heroine of that story was Cecil, a crazy girl with a crazy love. Her male protagonist was Julius Tapnell, a devilish boy who could immediately enchant any woman in the world.
The result. It ended up being a story full of blood and blood.
‘You are arrogant. ‘How dare you slap Julius’ tail?’
‘Se, Cecil? Also, what on earth do you mean-‘
‘Love letter.’
‘…… Uh.’
‘You wrote it down. ‘A two-page letter with a pink flower on it.’
‘…… Uh? ‘How does Cecil know that?’
‘That went to the senior grandfather, not Julius. ‘He’s probably looking for you right now?’
‘Wow, how scary the senior priest is. ‘How could you do that!’
‘Hmph! So, who told Julius to wag his tail? ‘It’s a punishment for daring to take what’s mine in your heart.’
He was afraid that Julius might accept another girl’s confession, so he blocked the confession in advance.
‘…… So give up. ‘Because I chose Julius as my groom.’
‘Ugh, ugh!’
‘Hmm? Is there something I want to say-‘
‘Ugh! I have to say something. Who are you, pretending to be Julius’ girlfriend? ‘He’s a little kid who only listens to his little sister because he has a weak body!’
‘What, what? This is real! ‘Ennin!’
‘Go! Get away from that wet-smelling kid! Julius is going to date this girl.’
‘Lee, Lee Iik! Let’s wait and see! Milk, where’s the milk!’
I also experienced defeat due to physical factors.
‘You’re a kid now, right? So get out! Julius is mine!’
‘How on earth did he grow so suddenly!’
‘Of course it is the power of love!’
‘Ha? Does that make sense?’
With the power of love—at the time, it was just unrequited love—I overcame it.
‘Why, why! Why does the number of women keep increasing? Even if you work hard like this!’
But no matter how much Cecil tried to distract his rivals by jumping here and there, the number of girls who had a crush on Julius continued to increase like a flower.
‘I can’t do this. Special measures…… ‘I need to get drunk.’
Cecil realized that all the efforts she had made up until now were just pouring water into a bottomless pit, and eventually she had to turn around and implement her secret ‘plan’ that she had saved until the end.
‘Julius. Are you okay. It won’t hurt. Just close your eyes for a moment. ‘I’ll make you feel better in no time.’
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‘What are you talking about! Cecil!
‘Yeah, but. ‘You know, Julius.’
How do you make a baby?
‘…… What?’
The first was the “Julius Tapnel Rape Incident,” Which everyone who was a member of the Central Church knows.
‘You have confessed too much to Julius so far. So, please just disappear from the capital. ‘Ennin.’
‘…… Hey you crazy b*tch! How long are you going to be stuck with something you confessed to a year ago! We are friends. ‘Love is important, but friendship is also important!’
‘…… Enin, I think you have a big misunderstanding. Friendship? Of course it’s important. ‘But.’
I don’t remember becoming friends with the fire fox that hit Julius’ tail?
‘Hey, you crazy b*tch!’
The second plan implemented was the “Japanese demotion incident of Enin Keitel and 48 others,” Which was the reason why all female clergy working at the Central Church disappeared.
‘We are childhood friends! ‘You traitor!’
And through this incident, Cecil lost the only friend in his life.
‘With this, I can now focus more on my love with Julius.’
──Julius!
Of course, I actually liked it.
***
“Who, who died? What are you talking about? “Are you kidding me?”
A specialist in demon fire rituals that the Telmere Church is proud of. Heresy Questioner.
They are a hundred monsters, each and every one of them playing with the most knights as if they were children.
And the living, breathing siege weapons that toy with the Inquisitors like rocks rolling along the road are the agents of the angels, led by Julius Tapnel.
In short, the gap between angelic representatives and ordinary clergy is like the difference between heaven and earth.
However, there was an indomitable Heretic Questioner who achieved the rank of Special Heresy Questioner, a position held by representatives of such angels, solely through his own efforts.
Her name is Enin. Enin Keitel.
She was the third special heresy inquisitor of the Church of Telmere, a woman commonly known as ‘Short-Haired Enin’.
“Tell me again. Who died? Have I been passed out for too long? …. Was today April Fool’s Day?”
“Ennin. Calm down. “Today is not April Fool’s Day.”
“You look real now!”
And Enin, who accomplished such a great feat without the power of an angel or the power of God Rom, was in a state of confusion due to the words spoken by the man who was standing before her eyes.
“Cecile, Cecil is dead. “What on earth does that mean?”
“It’s literally like that. “The Cecil Lionelta you know has long since died.”
“It’s noisy! “That can’t be possible!”
“… ….”
Enin got angry when her man said that Cecil had died. This was because she could not accept the death of Cecil, her longtime evil friend, with just a few words.
‘How many years have I known that vicious girl? There is no way old Cecil could die.’
The relationship between Enine Keitel and Cecil Lionelta is so-called childhood friends.
The relationship that began when Saint Erman visited Henin’s mother to nurse her newborn baby, Cecil, continued unabatedly through the academy and all the way to the central church.
‘Cecil! Why do you always leave me alone and go out to play? ‘Take me with you!’
‘…… Huh? Why me? ‘That’s like going out with friends.’
‘Ooh, we’re friends! Childhood friend!’
‘Were we friends? ‘Since when have you and I been friends?’
‘It’s from the beginning, you crazy b*tch!’
The relationship between them was at a level that could not be said to be good, but Enin liked Cecil anyway. Cecil also left Enin alone, who was following behind her.
If those days had continued, the day might have come when friendship would blossom between them.
‘You really confessed? To Julius?’
‘…… Huh. But it was right away-‘
‘I will never forgive you. ‘I won’t forgive you!’
‘Uh, huh?’
‘I can never forgive you!’
‘Awesome!’
However, 10 years ago, due to the appearance of a boy named Julius Tapnel, the shallow friendship between the two was shattered before it could even sprout.
And after that, well…… The famous saga of Cecil Lionelta unfolded.
[Ennin Keitel-provincial announcement]
‘That’s a lie.’
In the process, Enin was demoted to a regional position by his childhood friend Cecil.
‘…… Plural. I will take revenge! ‘You b*tch!’
… ….
A girl who she had no doubt was her friend.
After being relegated to her outskirts due to Cecil Lionelta’s meticulous betrayal.
Enin honed her skills solely with the sole intention of making fun of Cecil, who would marry Julius and become her aunt.
‘Heung. Bad girl. Just wait and see. When I become a special Heretic Questioner, I will definitely return to the capital. Home! ‘I’m going to laugh at you so much.’
We’ll see! Cecil Lionelta!
…… But why is there no devil here?
The problem was that Cecil had very little humanity left in her, and the place where her friend, Enine, was sent to was a very peaceful small town.
There are no devils or anything in sight.
‘If you do this. ‘I can’t take credit!’
Cecil, you damn b*tch!
It wasn’t a deliberate move, but Cecil’s choice to be demoted was a choice that completely undermined Ennin to an astonishing degree.
Thanks to this, Enin had to spend twice as long as expected, about four years, in a deserted corner of the country before returning to the capital.
‘…… Bug. Hate. Me. ‘I want to return to the capital.’
… ….
And eight years later.
Although he had no achievements, Enin was recognized for the results of his continuous training and was promoted to the position of special heresy interrogator, the third person after Julius and Krail. He proudly returned to the capital with his chin held high. I did it.
‘I’m finally back. To Central Church! Wait, Cecil Lionelta. Because you haven’t been good at handling divine power in the past. ‘You must have turned into a wrinkly old woman by now.’
Enine giggled softly as she remembered Cecile’s appearance as an aunt. By the time she arrived at the main gate of the central church, her mind was full of ways to punish Cecil. It was carelessness itself.
──The power of desire.
『Spiral Palace』
And at that moment, the devil’s magic that took us off guard was unleashed with explosive force from inside the central church.
‘Let’s blow away all the ridicule we’ve saved for 8 years-‘
──?
No matter how much he was a special heresy interrogator, Enin was still an ordinary priest. Through his efforts, Pina succeeded in obtaining the same position as Julius Tapnell, but in terms of military power, there is no comparison.
If Julius is a huge typhoon, Enin is a breeze.
And the breeze is no match for the high-ranking demon who took the life of the great saint Telmere.
─Kehehehehe.
Enin was swept away by the great magic created by Arnhill under the orders of the fallen saint Erman, and unknowingly lost her mind.
She had no time to emit divine sparks.
“Cecil, that vicious b*tch. “There’s no way he’s dead!”
“It’s true. “It may be hard to believe, but.”
And as soon as she opened her eyes again, she heard the news of Cecil Lionel Ta’s death from a fellow inquisitor whom she had reunited with after a long time.
It was really the worst.
Even the location was inside a royal palace covered in disgusting tentacles. The saying that misfortunes come one after another is probably meant to be used in times like this.
“That can’t be possible. “That can’t be possible.”
Enin, who heard from a classmate with whom he spent his trainee days that his disgusting friend had died, shook his head and collapsed helplessly on the floor.
Fussuk─
The Supreme Heresy Interrogator’s uniform, which he ironed so hard to get revenge on Cecil, was badly wrinkled. My entire body became dirty with bright red flesh covering the floor.
However, Enin had no time to worry about such things.
When she was caught up in the magic, she must have hit something wrong, because her bones were buzzing.
“…… Eww.”
Maybe that’s why she couldn’t think even if she tried.
The sentence that was about to come out of her mouth was instantly broken into fragments that floated around in her head, and her body went limp.
Humph-
The ringing that went through her bones and shook her brain continued to grow louder.
“… ….”
“I’m sorry. Even if no one else knows, I should have told you. “Because Erman issued a silence order.”
“…… When. When did he die? “Edward.”
A single word was barely put together from the fragments of sentences floating around in her mind and uttered out of her mouth.
Hearing Enin’s watery words, the man called Edward opened his mouth.
“It’s been about 5 years. “If it’s long, it’s long, and if it’s short, it’s short.”
“…… Have you divorced Julius? So, did you commit suicide?”
Ennin said. The voice was a little calmer than before.
“…… No. Julius loved Cecil until the end. “Even now, he still can’t forget Cecil.”
“…… So did you have a miscarriage? “I think I heard that Cecile was pregnant when I was demoted.”
“The birth went smoothly. The baby was born very healthy. “She was a daughter named Leila.”
“Then why on earth did he die! “There’s no reason to die!”
Boom!
Enine shouted loudly, unable to hear the happy days of Cecil, the vicious b*tch flowing from her man’s mouth.
After her man glanced at Enin, she continued her words in silence again.
“To put it bluntly. “Cecil’s cause of death was from exhaustion.”
“…… What, what? Death from weakness? No, in the middle of the capital. It also makes sense for a saint’s daughter to die of exhaustion-“
“Life regurgitation.”
“… ….”
As soon as Enin heard those words, she closed her mouth.
It was only one word, but it was because he had a general idea of the tragedy that had happened to Akwoo.
“I see you know what it is.”
“…… “When the power of an angel resides in a fetus, the mother’s life force is sucked into the fetus.”
“Exactly. “It’s something I learned in senior theology class.”
“Of course, when I learned it, I learned that the probability of it happening was close to 0.”
How could something like that happen? For Cecile, of course.
Enin could only lower her head at the tragedy that could not even be expressed in words.
“… ….”
“Then, how did you do the funeral? “You didn’t put on makeup according to the rules, did you?”
“The body was permanently frozen by the power of Krail and placed in the coffin of the dead, which is forbidden.”
“…… “I guess that’s a good thing.”
Enin muttered quietly as the man said that she had not put on her makeup.
She foolishly thought that it was a blessing in disguise.
“And not long ago. “An accident occurred in which Cecil Lionelta’s body was stolen by someone.”
“…… What?”
And the very next moment.
At the shocking statement that came out of her man’s mouth, Enin could not help but tilt her head, letting out her dumbfounded voice.
The body in Geumyeok was stolen.
Who on earth stole that?
Who on earth?
***
“Julius. Here, here, it smells like another b*tch! “I killed all the foxes who wanted Julius before I went!”
Meanwhile, at the same time.
Cecil, whose body was stolen in her coffin, is lying face down in front of the Central Church, located a long way from the royal palace.
“Sniff. I smell a familiar fire fox. “This is an emergency!”
It’s lying flat on the ground and sniffing like it’s some kind of puppy.
It was a manly behavior that did not match his elegant appearance at all.
“…… “I’ve felt this for a long time, but you really have a good sense of smell.”
Julius spoke in a calm voice as he looked at Cecile, who was acting like a puppy and seemed to like it as she reached into the shadows and took out a headband.
For reference, the headband had a strange shape with fluffy dog ears.
“That’s right, I’m Julius’s only dog! “I’m protecting my master from fox b*tches!”
Cecil spoke with strange puppy ears on her head.
The complexion was too good to be considered a stolen body, and the cheeks were also nicely plump.
“…… Please only do that in bed.”
“I don’t like it? Bruise!”
“… ….”
“Actually, it’s good. Woof woof!”
“Please… Stop. “Didn’t I say I was wrong?”
“Julius is a playboy. Woof woof woof!”
And he was too active. It’s really too much.
…… So much so that you might mistake it for a puppy.