18 – Farm management game (1)
The demon king puts the 400 gold he picked up from Bizang into the yellow piggy bank.
“… Are you saving money?”
At my question, she yanked her piggy bank into a hug. Then, like a cat with kittens, he glared at her vigilantly.
“If you take coins out of here, you will die.”
‘…Did I take the medicine? I’ll touch your piggy bank?’
“What are you saving money for?”
I was interested. What would the incumbent demon king want to save money and buy?
“… I have. It is a secret. I’ll tell you later.”
-Chabak, chabak
In front of me, she shakes the piggy bank and says.
“You will like it too. Lol.”
‘…Is it a parachute?’
*
After eating breakfast and lunch due to uninvited guests, I sat in front of the game console. To be precise, I was drawn. The demon king who decides the game by pressing the pad.
-Beep, beep, beep…
– Boom.
‘No! f*ck! Something else! It’s something else!’
The cursor in the game is stuck at Bubble. Naturally, the trauma of being harassed by the demon king for three days comes. I wonder if I even had a nightmare of chasing a pink dinosaur.
‘I hate it now, I hate it!’
It’s been a few days since then, but it seems that the cochlea is still ringing and ringing. If you do more, you might lose a precious part of your heart.
“You want to do this again, don’t you? So do i.”
The demon king giggles when he sees my trembling eyes. Just looking at the face of the dinosaur, Tossoli seems to have remained as a happy memory for her, unlike me.
‘No way, I got it wrong as a f*cking thing.’
“But no. You have something to do today.”
She went down a long way past her bubble.
…!
‘This!’
It’s a game called [Little Farm: Play with Animal Friends]. It is a masterpiece of misfortune that was pushed back by an iron fist while trying to do it before.
– Live while cultivating happiness with animal friends in Sessak Village.
A prestigious school that makes dad smile. With this, you should be able to laugh and play games with that tyrannical demon king without any conflict.
I vigorously pressed the character creation button. A bright light leads me to Sprout Village.
-Choose a name.
‘Name… Hundred…’
At that time, I suddenly became curious about the name of the demon king. There’s no way his name could be the Demon King.
A monitor split in two. I saw her character name to the right of my character.
666242
…Looks like you just hit something.
I didn’t even have to write my name, so I pressed random numbers just like her.
956223
When I finished typing and pressed the character creation button, I heard the sound effect of pulling a cart in the peaceful countryside.
“If you try this, you will like it too. It’s a game that makes you feel good.”
“Yes, I think so.”
“Now that we have created a character, let’s decorate the town. I’ll tell you.”
She looked a little pretty. A game like this… Maybe not so bad.
“Thank you.”
*
I’ve been digging potatoes for the third day.
I only dig potatoes.
‘Just kill me…’
What is a director doing? If he sees it, he will slash the back of the head with the hoe he is holding.
This farm game was f*cking realistic. He threw a mating plant on the land where not a single blade of grass grew, and told him to farm.
‘…The plague.’
– Cock! Cock! Cock!
Yes. What’s wrong with the game
Third day, it’s a problem with a kid who makes me sleep for 3 hours and dig potatoes.
The result of continuous hoeing. The number of canned potatoes approached 4800. He even gave nearly 3,000 of them to the ten sons of the demon lord.
“Six hours soon. Are 300 ready?”
This corrupt duck gave me, a newbie, a dirt house the size of a cow barn and a vegetable garden full of stone debris. And he demanded an unreasonable tribute of 300 pieces in 6 hours. The demon lord casually takes the potato mixed with my blood and sweat.
‘… Honestly, I don’t even need a f*ck.’
My character is wearing more rags than the leather clothes I was wearing before. On the other hand, the character of the demon king, who has been soaking up in the past, has diamonds all over his body. Her character is now hitting Dom Perignon wine on Mars.
I asked carefully.
-Can I use you now? Do you have a lot of money
-No.
“Hee hee…”
She smiles as she looks down at me farming with an astronomical telescope on Mars.
‘What the f*ck. What’s fun about digging potatoes that you don’t need? Your kid I don’t understand.’
No, understanding may be wrong from the very beginning. Because she is a demon
“Uh-huh-huh. This is so much fun. It would be nice if you rode with me too… Hee hee. You don’t have a rocket?”
As if to show me, she is spinning around on a roller coaster installed on Mars. In contrast, my character only farms in sweat with her trembling arms.
‘…. It’s the same as those b*tches.’
No, they had a purpose. The purpose of eating cake at dawn, the purpose of leaving the armor in the smithy, the purpose of laughing at the ridiculous dance.
‘It’s pure evil.’
Without any purpose, he must be focusing on one bullying thing.
But that wasn’t the case. Her purpose.
“Shall I reduce my payment from 300 potatoes to 100? You don’t even have to pay when you go to the bathroom.”
Her sweet proposal. I shook my tail coldly at the suggestion that was so sweet that my teeth rotted.
“Really? Is it really okay?”
“Of course. We are on the same side.”
That’s it. With this, I no longer have to worry about paying taxes. Since I often go to the bathroom, the dog-like rule of paying 50 potatoes every time has disappeared.
Why are you suddenly showing mercy like this? When I think about it, I see the truth in her next words.
“Ehehehehe, instead of this, the previous loss in chess was 1 to 1?”
!!!!
I understood everything.
‘Wow… the aftermath of the f*ck…’
For losing games before, he was still stupid, so he took revenge by dragging him to a completely unrelated farm game.
‘Poisonous… Reading comprehension.’
For 4 days, you built up just for this moment.
Once again, the chills came from the overgrown fighting spirit and obsession. A b*tch like that had been harassing me all the time, so it was rather helpful that I hadn’t flirted with her until now.
“hehehe. Would you like to take a ride?”
She held out her own gamepad to me. Does she think I’ll want to ride her roller coaster endlessly?
‘I’m not interested in f*cking.’
If I could afford that, I wanted to ask for less potatoes. All I wanted more than that was to stop playing this f*cking game and let me rest.
“Come on!”
The demon lord puts his gamepad on top of my hand as if to patronize her. It seemed like they wanted to feel the results of all the work they put into this game.
“Now, now. Don’t hesitate and get on.”
The demon lord urges us to ride quickly with his eyes shining. It’s an expression that wants me to shudder at the low-quality directing of an old indie game.
“Thank you.”
She narrowed her brows at the answer, which was dry and stiff even when I thought about it.
“…Why? You don’t really want to ride…?”
“How could that be! f*ck! Move! I’m in the front row!”
-Boowaaang!
The roller coaster in the Dot game. Running fast on her rails, which she probably built for a long time. A cheap rendition of the same pattern of animations passing by.
“Isn’t it good?”
You don’t have to press the button, so it’s a little better than digging potatoes.
“Isn’t it good?”
“Uh.”
“…Isn’t it good?”
“Uh.”
“……Isn’t it good?”
“I feel like a marlin swimming in the night sea covered with stardust.”
Only cans of potatoes for 3 days Me and I have been riding this for 3 days next to the demon king. Even if you’re really crazy, you’re usually not crazy.
Since she keeps behaving like a human being, it seems that I am unknowingly putting her human standards on her.
“Okay, it’s all burnt. I’ll give it back now.”
She returned her gamepad. My farming was more important than that. It wasn’t long before the tax payment period was over, but the drought ruined the previous farming. I didn’t have time to get lost in this.
“Uh-huh-huh. I’m sorry. It’s a coaster I’ve been making for decades… hehehe. I’ll let you ride more. Until I go to the bathroom and come back.”
After doing her an unwanted favor, she left the room with her shoulders puffy.
How many decades?
Are you talking about real time? Or are you talking about the time that has passed in the game?
… What do you know?
There is another important thing.
‘Let’s shake it all off!’
I didn’t even have to shake it off. My potatoes she plucked all three days. Let’s move them to my account. Then you won’t have to worry about taxes in the future.
I made the pink-haired character of the devil who got off the roller coaster jump. And he enters the safe that the demon king cherished so much.
-Glitter
‘Wow… f*ck… Look at the color.’
A place where all kinds of gold and silver treasures and items are scattered. My only interest is potatoes. The demon king opened the potato container he had been putting my potatoes in all along.
?
…
Is it bugeun?
One, ten, hundred, thousand, ten thousand, one hundred thousand…
A lot of potatoes at once. There were so many potatoes in it as if the numbers were going to pierce the screen.
‘There are so many, but f*ck. Did you ask me to offer potatoes?’
The more I think about it, the more I can’t be a crazy b*tch.
‘It’s done. Let’s take out a million and put them in my warehouse. There will be no tea. And I can take it out and offer it only when I need it.’
A perfect plan indeed. It feels like paying taxes with money stolen by the National Tax Service, but this was exploitation in the first place.
‘Okay… 1 million… that’s it. Take it out.’
…?
The game stopped suddenly.
…Huh?
‘…. What is it? Is it lag’
The moment the character lifted the potato with 1,000,000 written on it from the box. As if it was a promise. Frame is broken
‘Uh,, uh?’
-Chabak, chabak
!!!!!
I hear the sound of the Demon King’s bare feet walking.
‘Dog f*ck! Where is this idiot!!!’
Damn it! If you get caught on this, you will definitely die!!
Taaang!
“f*ck!!”
I pressed the gamepad like crazy. However, there was no movement of the pink character who took out the potato with a sly smile.
“No, no.”
-Dadadadadak, beep beep, beep beep
I was busy pressing the select, cancel, and direction keys.
-Jerking, squirming
“I came…”
Is this a joke of fate? The hanging lag was released, and the buttons that had been pressed recklessly were processed at once.
Fast-running screen. Warehouse is closed The character of the demon king, who had been stationary, moved busily to the north, south, east, and west. Returned to the main screen. Just looking at it made me press a heartbreaking button.
-Are you sure you want to delete the character?
Note: Deleted characters cannot be recovered.
Huh?
Sleep…
-Deleted.
…
-Kangkang… Degururu
The canned beans the demon king brought fell and rolled towards me.
She didn’t have the confidence to look at her face.
The laughing voice of a man who gave up his life was reflected in the aluminum part of the canned food.