35 – Banned Words Game
“What are you? Those clothes.”
“Huh? What?”
A black dress that was burned due to the robot’s beam accident yesterday. For some reason, it has returned to its normal state before riding.
“Didn’t that burn his side yesterday?”
“I got on. Are these different clothes?”
“What?”
“I have several more of the same clothes in the closet.”
…
‘I got hit again.’
I also thought there was a story, such as precious clothes received as a gift from someone, or clothes that were only one piece of clothing that would allow one to recognize oneself when someone from whom one had broken up when they were very young came to visit.
‘I was sorry all day yesterday!’
For a while, I felt sorry for her, who would live with her side pierced clothes, so I thought of making her own clothes with all her heart… All of them are abolished.
“Huh? Why are you looking at me like that, wanting to tear me to pieces?”
“… Oh, no way. No way.”
‘Noticing.’
A demon king who has fallen into naivety is sometimes quick-witted and quick-witted. It is also not a very difficult opponent.
‘No way…’
You can’t even design that robot, right? As I kept going the way she intended, my delusion grew. I feel like I’m going to become a person who can’t trust others.
“Oh, that’s right. Could you sign this first?”
She handed me a piece of paper with something like a contract clause written on it. Her handwriting, which was originally a piece of sh*t, was written in such a way that it was impossible to decipher the meaning.
“… What is this about?”
“It was all agreed upon in advance. All you have to do is sign it.”
Her white, soft hand cupped her left hand.
‘…Crazy, doesn’t even move.’
It’s a hand movement that resembles the fluttering of wings of a delicate butterfly, but the left hand follows her strength and dances on the paper, just as Helchang-hyung moves with a 3-to-800. They didn’t tell me the details of the contract, and I did whatever I wanted to sign… There was no pirate-style negotiations off the coast of Somalia.
“Uh-huh, it’s done.”
She took her paper back and put on a satisfied expression. And she said
“Didn’t you say yesterday that you make clothes that are prettier than putting them all together?”
‘When did I say that? Damn b*tch.’
“Last night, the thought of that thrilled me too much, didn’t it? But in case you don’t remember. To get the contract in advance… Hee hee.”
…
Even if you don’t have a contract like that, you’re going to break your head if you break your promise… Even so, the reason I want to be confirmed like that is that I covet the clothes I made.
‘…It’s all lies… I should get out before I get caught.’
Isn’t it possible that the demon king, driven by a sense of betrayal, is chasing him to the end of the world… I fell into a terrifying imagination for a moment.
“Then, according to the contract, I have something to give you.”
The demon king wore an apron made of alligator leather that was hanging on the kitchen wall. Of all her nonsensical stats, this is the only time my favorite cooking skill shines.
*
If you were trapped on a deserted island and could only eat one food, what would you bring?
It is a somewhat childish question, but my answer to this is fixed. Thunderbird steak cooked in the devil’s hellfire.
“Yum, Jeop, Jeop.”
“hehehe… That’s good.”
The demon king sitting across from him was looking at him with a calyx on his face. There was only a swollen can of beans on her plate, and she was not at ease.
“…If there was only one loaf left, we should have split it in half.”
He asked while patting the meat with a fork.
“No. No. Eat you I like that.”
…In normal times, I eat well.
The demon king’s face caught my eye. Big, pretty red eyes, with tear dots underneath them. Light pink thin lips, a contrasting large mouth, the soft cheeks he had touched just yesterday, and black hair that was not greasy and reached his waist were tied to the side.
A beautiful woman far out of the human realm gave me meat that she loves. The clothes I have to make later and what, I just feel good right now.
“But you know. Shall we play a game?”
The demon king made a suggestion as usual with a coquettish smile. Like the morning sun shining through the window right next to her, a familiar daily pattern.
“Yes.”
There is no other reason to refuse… I didn’t want to refuse now that she was devoted to me. The days of playing games with the demon king… I don’t hate it as long as it’s not too violent. Could it be her sympathy for the woman who soothed her loneliness in this remote place?
“Today’s game is forbidden words.”
“That sounds like fun.”
“Isn’t it? Yes? I’ve seen it before in catalogs, but the one who says the words the other person wrote on the paper loses! You can write down what you think I will say on this piece of paper and cover it.”
She handed me a palm-sized piece of paper.
‘…That’s something a demon king would say.’
Suddenly, yesterday’s demon king came to mind.
– I love it so much. Too.
Okay.
Who would believe it if I told you that these words often come out of the mouth of the devil, a symbol of destruction and disaster? If I go back and tell you what kind of woman the demon king is, everyone will laugh.
I wrote On a piece of paper and turned it over on the table.
“hehehe, come on.”
“Huh? Did you write it down beforehand?”
“Yes! It starts now.”
She smiled as fresh as a fruit covered with twilight dew. It is a smile that gives strength to even the viewer. I wish I had a daughter like this, she thought for a moment like an idiot.
“hehehe. But is it delicious?”
She turned over the paper she had written on, and asked the demon king to take the calyx again.
“Yes. So damn delicious…”
…!!!!
In an instant, the demon king’s eyes narrowed. Veteran Demon King Survivor Baek Dong-ha’s unique passive, life detection, was automatically activated and caught it.
‘f*ck! I was about to lose! It’s a trap!’
“…Huh, it’s so delicious.”
Instead of the usual frivolous admiration, he escaped with a clumsy dialect.
“… Chit.”
The lovely face from a moment ago is gone, and the demon king is showing ferocious teeth like a tiger in a national park in India who missed his prey.
‘This crazy design demon.’
In the warm morning sunlight, I almost got caught in the peaceful atmosphere that the beautiful woman promoted.
It must have been designed all night last night. If you really forget it, it will give you a sense of tension. The contents of the paper she turned over were clear even without looking at them. This time it’s Oreno’s turn. It’s a ruined dynamic cub.
“Shall we simmer after a long time after breakfast? It’s been a while since you haven’t eaten golden candy.”
“Okay!!”
-Ssik
As he raises her hand, the corner of his mouth goes up at the sight of the girl he likes. I turned over the paper I had written on. After checking the paper that read , The demon king opened his wildcat eyes and glared at me.
“…You… Such a mean lie…”
“Huh? What?”
He puts on an innocent expression that he really didn’t know anything. She turned over her own paper as well, looking as angry as an otter at having her clams she had opened.
‘My f*ck. I knew it.’
If Rebecca was a fool, this table would have become a sacrifice table. But like David being chased by a bear, I overcame the crisis wisely.
‘What was the penalty?’
When you are inferring an unspoken penalty. Yesterday’s killer robot fell from behind her chair. The demon lord hides himself in surprise.
“Oh, my God. Why is this here…?”
…
‘Wow, what a f*cking afterthought! Dogs are vicious.’
I tried to take revenge on me today because it was a beam hit yesterday. Meat was the bait. If I had answered ‘It’s f*cking delicious’ earlier, I would definitely point at that robot and say, ‘The penalty was actually getting hit by a light beam. Hee hee!’ Would have shot and killed me.
‘f*ck! Cut off again! It’s a f*cking break!’
Inwardly, I declared to break up with her again. A beast with black hair or horns on her head is not harvested like this. It is a veritable sentence. Now, in this world, there is only one thing to believe in, Langple Gank.
“Then the next game.”
“Rather than that, what was that robot?”
“… Me, I don’t know? Something like a killer ray robot… It was in the warehouse… Did it accidentally get on your clothes?”
A demon lord who talks about robots like ketchup dipped in french fries. While pretending, he handed me a piece of paper and wrote the next forbidden word.
… After seeing the robot’s red eyes, my appetite dropped. Now we need to make sure the rules of the game are clear.
“If I lose, 50 potatoes. If you lose, how about lending a red horse for three days?”
A recently devised penalty. It is the way to pay with the currency in Little Farm.
“Okay. Besides, how about making the words that were penalized today into forbidden words?”
“Yes. So what?”
It didn’t matter anyway. Even if I live my whole life without saying anything that made me a humiliated loser.
I work safely today with this. It couldn’t have been a safe playground.
*
– Again! Again!
Her over-the-top skills have become almost equal to her late counterpart. If I make up my mind and pour into this classic game, it’s just a matter of time before I conquer it. After achieving multi-kill in an instant, a golden candy came out from the popped bubble.
-Tong! Container! Container!
It’s a cooperative game, and a greedy pink monster comes running with its eyes on. There’s no way.
-Pirororong!
My green dinosaur jumped feigning a mistake and the golden candy became mine.
“… I heard they give you golden candy… Is it delicious?”
“Oh, I pressed the wrong jump key.”
She’s sorry for her, but she can’t help it. Perhaps I was also addicted to the sound of the golden candy in this classic game, and it was hard to bear when I saw it right in front of me.
Even after that.
-Pirorong!
-Pirorong!
Sorry, golden candies only appeared to me. Now, when I wanted to yield on purpose, the moment I jumped, it appeared under my feet and fell and was eaten. With this, her theory that her goddess of luck is cheating on her is almost a fait accompli.
“… Hmm.”
-Wack.
A demon king whose cheeks swelled up like a blowfish because he was so swollen. Now, he moves closer to the screen and sits down. In other words, they turn their backs on me and play games. Childish.
… What is it?
I had a strange desire that was hard to explain. It’s like if you see a bubble wrap, there’s no benefit to it, but you want to pop it.
The swollen cheeks of the demon king, I felt a strong desire to poke them with my fingers.
…
‘… I’m done with being an asshole.’
I was the one who came up with all the absurd means of suicide just because my survival technique had improved a bit. It seems to resemble her madness.
-Tupac!
‘… Huh?’
Learned fear cannot be erased. This sound is definitely the sound of the dinosaurs in the game when they die.
I moved the creaking head from the demon king’s puffy cheeks to the screen. The pink dinosaur that I pushed because of my mistake while looking at the devil in my head was trampled to death by the monster. Ironically, the bonus Golden Candy Room was right in front of me.
-Wack!
The enraged demon king turned around. Just looking at trembling lips, red eyes, and cancer is more than a red alarm. If you give it a score, it’s about 72 points.
…
‘Leisure. Something like this.’
The newbie Baek Dong-ha, who was afraid of her petty anger, is no longer there. It’s a level that can cover enough if you calm down and calm down.
“Really lost…”
!!!!!
‘Forbidden Game!’
I hurriedly stepped on the brake on my tongue.
A word I usually say. It was highly probable that she had little. And given her intelligence, you might be anticipating this situation.
“… Hey.”
The Demon King is about to drop the Meteor Drive.
’73… 76… 78… The anger is gradually rising.’
We need to appease him quickly before it’s too late. What are the other words of apology? Something I don’t normally do…
“It was a pity.”
!!!!
This is not it! Asshole!
I felt like my attire was going to be overturned by my unreasonable choice of language.
‘… I can’t help it. Let’s give up the forbidden word game and just say we’re sorry. Fifty large potatoes are enough to hoe for a day.’
“… I’m sorry. I won’t even go near golden candy today. If you eat it by mistake, I’ll reimburse you with five king potatoes each.”
I suddenly had an achievement where I had to avoid all golden candies.
“…Really? Hi-Hi. Okay.”
I wonder if I’m satisfied. The demon lord who comes to my side and plays games again.
‘… Isn’t A forbidden word?’
No, more than that, did you just say ?
She was penalized. It’s because the forbidden word I wrote was .
…
‘I can’t tell you.’
I managed to calm him down, but I couldn’t make him angry again.
… Let’s move on.
But after that, she ate golden candies until she was full, and hid the whole day.
*
“But you.”
“Huh?”
A place for dinner. Again, she asks me after she has given me a handful of her carrots.
“The forbidden word game we played this morning, what did you write down?”
“That, well? I remember well.”
There is nothing good about showing it for nothing.
Taaang!
The demon king drank the soup that was seasoned just right. Sweet and deep taste. If she later retires from the Demon King retirement age, it would be good for her to go out and open her own shop.
“… You wrote something strange, right? Bring it here!”
The demon king ran after me while I was eating and began to rummage through my body. This evil demon b*tch! You’re revealing your true colors! After all, it’s not about pushing!
“That, stop it!”
“It’s in your pocket! Come here!”
The demon king took the paper he put in his pocket. Why didn’t you throw it away Baek Dong-ha, sea squirt, sea cucumber, sea anemone.
“… What did you write? Hi-Hi?”
“…”
I put down my spoon and bowed my head like a criminal. Since she was a b*tch who would usually gossip about looking after her, she had nothing to say no matter what she threatened.
“Are you stupid? Why are you writing this down?”
“… What?”
“I have to write what I can say. I can’t laugh like an idiot like this, can I?”
“… That’s right. My thoughts were short.”
… That’s stupid. Let’s do better from tomorrow.
“…By the way, what did you write?”
At those words, the demon king suddenly turned his head and sat down. For some reason, her soft cheeks turned red again.
…
“What did you write…”
“That, well? I remember well.”
…That’s f*cking shameful. Ask yourself
This kind of unequal relationship can’t be friends. It is also cut off.