59 – Win
“I made a new game.”
“Yes.”
“…”
“I look forward to it.”
“…..I made a new game.”
“I will die if I don’t tell you right away.”
“hehehe. Then what! I can’t help it!”
Even just imagining the game of the devil is fun, so it’s fun! He covered his mouth and smirked as if he was about to explode.
“… What is it?”
“Listen carefully. Today’s game What should I do? Hey.”
Even just hearing the name, it is an escape game of delusion.
“The rule is…”
“If you won the lottery, what would you buy?”
“Ah, do you know this game?”
“I think I understand.”
“So this is the start? If you win the lottery, if you win the lottery…”
Is the gesture the same as going to the market?
“When I win the lottery, I buy a lot of ketchup.”
The rules were the same as masks in the market. I just keep saying what I would do if I won the lottery. I was worried that the demon king might become a plagiarist like James.
“If you win the lottery, buy a donkey, buy a house, buy a ketchup bottle, buy Samseong Electronics, buy a new apron.”
I have never defeated a demon lord with a mask in the market. It is because of her memory that transcends common sense. If she’s going to lose her mask at the market before bed, she always pretends to be asleep. That’s how she put it off with a draw every day.
Her In the end, I, who ran into her human limits, was defeated by her. She paid the price by riding me like a donkey all day instead of overnight. With this, she completed the revenge for the humiliation she had received over the past few days.
“Then why is it a lottery all of a sudden?”
“Looking at the lottery ticket I kept, I thought of it. Lol.”
“What Lottery?”
“Uh-huh. This is it.”
What she showed me was a gilded pension lottery ticket that hadn’t been scratched yet. That’s why, it’s a small thing scratching buck with a coin.
“Where did you get it from?”
“Hee hee. It was attached as an appendix to the back of the magazine. I kept it because it was golden and pretty. 100 Million jackpot lottery. But how much is 100 million?”
She doesn’t seem to know the size of 100 million.
“What is your favorite thing?”
“You.”
“…No, out of money.”
“The Eternal Orb.”
“…Besides that.”
“Um… Then there are too many of them… Pork belly is good too… A new storybook, a pot without holes, laundry soap, thunderbird meat, paper, a ball of thread…”
… He’s a filthy and simple king of demons.
“Now I have money left over to buy a hundred of all the things you said.”
“Pears, one hundred?”
The devil’s eyeballs grew bigger as if they were going to pop out. The red eyes spin around and seem to spin the happy circuit. He seems to have beaten the abacus, and when he opens his big mouth like an old moon, he stutters.
“Well, then you won’t have to smell the finished ketchup keg anymore! No need to lick the lid of a can of beans!”
Shut up! You feel like you’re losing your mind!
“Let’s do it, shall we?”
“What?”
“This might win.”
… Quit it.
I don’t know what to say now, but I’m not having any luck. On Earth, I was always tormented by a bastard like Sergeant Ko. It was unfair to be transferred to this world, but as a porter who couldn’t wake up, he said everything even if he went to a party with crazy b*tches.
It was obvious that the demon king, who had never won against me by luck, would be disappointed after hoping for nothing. I think I was talking about the value of 100 million.
“Don’t do it.”
“Huh? Why?”
“It won’t work anyway. It’s the probability that a star will fall into your hand when you reach out.”
It’s a bit cruel, but it’s better than expecting and then being disappointed. I told her the truth of her life.
“Then I will try. The stars might fall like last time.”
The demon king didn’t listen to me and went to the piggy bank where he was collecting coins from the intruders. He came with a coin in his hand.
“You said it wouldn’t work anyway?”
I got annoyed with the demon lord who tried to disappoint me with vain stubbornness.
“What would you do? Will you grant all my wishes?”
“If not?”
At my questioning, the demon king’s red eyes fell to the ground. He’s probably not confident in himself.
“If it doesn’t work, it won’t work. You said no anyway, so grant me your wish.”
… What is that?
“Okay?”
She asked in her firm tone.
“Yes.”
It’s not going to work anyway, so what?
“Wait a minute.”
I said to the demon king who was nervous and pushed a coin.
“I’ll grant your wish if it works, so if you don’t too, please listen to me.”
“… Huh? What?”
“If you don’t win, don’t be disappointed or cry. Because it won’t work anyway.”
“… Huh! Of course not! When did I cry?”
‘It’s like that every day.’
She scratched a lottery ticket that was unlikely to win anyway.
*
?
“Woo, wow!!”
Winned.
The demon king pats my arm and jumps around. I was no more real than her now.
…
…
Circumstances make people boring. With my imagination shrunk by the overwhelming reality, I could only think of a way to pinch my cheeks.
-Pinch
It hurts.
…!!
She won the real lottery.
“Wow! You are rich now!”
…
I have heard of it somewhere. When you win the lottery, the emotions in your body are so high that your body doesn’t move.
…
Yes, it doesn’t move.
Where is this?
If this is the case, what am I going to be after talking about the value of 100 million?
It is the lottery of the earth.
There is no way she can get her winnings.
The demon king who has had no luck all year round, and the jackpot that happened just one day is a lottery ticket on the earth that she can only go to if she dies?
The mechanism was. Her salesperson.
Now my snout will bring her disappointment.
“First of all, I will buy 10 or 20 ketchup, and a lot of meat that you like. I’m going to fix pots with holes… Ah! Could I just buy a new one?”
…
She turned to me.
“Ah! Don’t worry. Of course I’ll buy you anything you want! Now we don’t have to save it.”
“… No, that’s it.”
“Actually, I was about to run out of food at home! Praying often seems to work! And beans should be eaten with ketchup! Cancer!”
She continued to walk around her table without taking a seat, as if her excitement had not subsided.
…
It’s too much.
Did you let me know how to fix this?
“Hee hee hee, ki hee hee. I felt bad that you couldn’t feed me delicious food in this small place all the time… Solve it! It’s solved!”
…
Only once.
Should we do it one more time? Lie.
Also, if you leave it to her, you don’t have to see her sad face right now.
I’m scared. Too.
It’s scary. I can’t see you anymore
…
Let’s say yes. A bunch of lies already piled up. What difference does adding one more make?
That’s what I’m good at.
“That lottery ticket.”
“Yes! Oh wait! I’ll bring paper and a pen, so write down everything you need…”
“You can’t get that lottery money.”
It seems that I can’t be a selfish bastard until the end.
Asshole.
*
“… Huh? What did you just say?”
“I can’t get paid for that. The place where the prize money is given is very far away.”
“… I don’t understand. What do you mean?”
“Give it to me.”
-Chiik
!!
I hated the demon king who was holding a lottery ticket that could not even receive the winnings, so I tried to steal it, but it tore up.
“… Alas.”
“Ah.”
The lottery ticket fell in two, and each one went into the hands of the demon king and me.
…
“… I’m sorry.”
“… No.”
“But it’s true that I can’t get it. Sorry. Because I didn’t tell you beforehand. Of course I thought I wouldn’t win.”
“… Yes. Are you okay.”
The demon king took the half of her first great path that I tore a moment ago. And he looked at her half.
“… As expected…!”
Then the demon king hurriedly smiled. It was clumsy, but I could tell that it was a laugh with a lot of effort.
“As expected! Canned beans taste good without ketchup, right?”
“… Huh?”
I was taken aback by her sudden rise in tension.
“Is it delicious? It tastes awful? Answer me. If you don’t, I’ll scold you.”
And then, with her white fingers, she makes her hand.
“… Beans are delicious to eat as they are.”
“A pot with holes? An old blanket?”
“…”
I think I know what she wants to say.
“Is that so? I didn’t know anything uncomfortable about it. Meantime.”
“That’s right!!”
… I’m sorry.
In the end, you solved it this time too.
…
I want to do something for you.
*
“What are you doing in there?”
The Demon King asked outside the warehouse. I can’t come in because I locked the door.
“Wait. I will make something fun for you.”
“Ho, isn’t it because you don’t want to be with me anymore?”
… Are you really the devil? How could a boy who thought of such stupid things every moment reign as the king of demons?
‘…’
The Demon King has no luck.
Including today’s lottery ticket.
I really want to give her luck. Luck that can be seen and caught in the hand.
I hope you will be happy. All I can do is this
*
“What, what what, what is this!?”
The demon king was astonished when he saw the paper drawing board I made. Draw a paper with the devil’s favorite stars and dinosaur pictures drawn on it.
When I was young, I paid 100 won at a stationery store to pick up. Among them are banana bread, gift certificates that can be used in stationery stores, and skateboards. There was even golden carp taffy, the top prize. I got an idea from that memory and made it.
“This, what is this? Huh? Huh?”
“Today’s game is a lottery game.”
It was a bit awkward when I typed the lines she used to say.
“A lottery game!?”
“Yes. The rules are simple. Take turns tearing off the paper attached here. If you choose the first prize from this piece of paper, it will be over.”
“Are there any penalties? Like overnight… water torture.”
‘Are you going to write something like crazy? And what is water torture?’
“There are no penalties, there are loses. For example.”
I tore off the piece of paper with Written on it that I had memorized in advance.
“Ah, my God, that’s crazy. It shouldn’t be like this. How is it. Would you like to try?”
“Of course!!! Let’s do it! I will definitely do it!”
*
Of the 49 paper draws, 46 are first prize, and the remaining three are losers.
I thought about just making it all a raffle and telling the demon king to draw it right away, but it was obvious that the demon king would find out if I did.
“Yeah, but you know. I believe in you…”
The demon king, unable to take his eyes off the paper draw, asked.
“You know where everything is, don’t you?”
“No. I don’t know because I drew a picture after shuffling all the written papers.”
Let’s lie.
“Yes. Okay.”
The pure demon king believed my words.
That’s how paper drawing started.
“Can I do it first?”
The Demon King, who wanted to tear the paper right away, asked. As expected.
“No. Let’s decide the order with rock-paper-scissors.”
“What!? Where is that?”
“It was made by me. Now, scissors, rock…”
How to draw luck with the devil’s hand.
In rock, paper, scissors, of course, I win.
Then you will draw one of the three bangs that memorize the location. Then there are two left.
Then it is correct that the demon king draws 46 winnings.
If she’s so unlucky, she might just pick two shots.
I expected that far and put in three of them. If the demon king picks one of the two, I just have to pick the other one.
Then. Only first prize remains.
Then the real first prize will be given to the demon king.
I am so happy to think of the demon king who will receive the first prize with a smile.
“Bo”
“Bo!”
…
Huh?
“What? What? My, me!?”
I can’t believe it.
Why?
Why? So far?
The demon king beat me to rock-paper-scissors for the first time.
…
“Me first!”
-Poop
With a look of disbelief on her face, she pulled out her paper.
The paper on which the word is written is correct.
…
“… It’s a waste… Hee hee. It’s your turn.”
…
You can’t pull out anything other than a bang. Because there is only one first prize.
-Poop
“What? Are you stupid too? Then it’s my turn…!”
…
Please.
Please don’t let her whimper.
I know they can’t give you 100 million or an eternal marble.
Just make sure she wins even if it’s a crappy first prize I made.
-Poop
…
“… hehehe. It’s sh*t again are you okay. Because there are a lot left.”
…
…
It’s too much.
What more did I ask for?
“Cheer up.”
She spoke beside her. Looking at her made her heart ache and she turned her head away.
…
No matter what you pick, you’re in last place.
-Poop
*
“Wowaaa…”
“…”
The first prize in my hand is a paper house. I can fold not only paper cranes, but also dinosaurs, rabbits, and many other things. I put them in a paper house. Even though it looks crappy, it’s been made for quite some time.
“I wish you very, very much.”
The demon king sent a gaze that he would die of envy. I wanted to give it as a draw of my own choosing.
If I had known it would be like this, I would have just made everything a winner and told the demon king to draw right away. Even if he was constantly suspected by the Demon King, he would have done so. I never thought that I would lose at a game of rock-paper-scissors that I hadn’t lost in months.
-Sueuk
“… Take this for you.”
“Oh, no. I didn’t say that I was envious because I wanted to receive it.”
“I ripped up the lottery ticket earlier… I’m sorry. Accept it.”
“…But.”
The demon king took over the paper house with trembling hands. And the tears well up again.
“…Sniff, I’ll cherish this for the rest of my life. Thank you. Thank you so much. Demeter’s…”
“…Yes.”
*
If I had known it would be like this, I would have given it right from the start. It was because the demon king, who had not won, was so pitiful. I did it for nothing.
Apart from that, the Demon King is immersed in the paper house and continues to stare at it. Try putting paper cranes hung around your neck inside, or moving them around. It was a happy response from the person who made it.
-Chabak, chabak
The demon king came up on the bed as if he was satisfied now.
“… Whoa.”
-Tap
I lay down hugging my body that was lying face down.
“Thank you so much.”
How many times have you said this since before? She must have thanked me dozens of times since she received the paper house. I felt so sorry for her.
“Thank you. I’m glad you like it.”
“Thank you. Thank you.”
If anyone sees you, you’ll think you gave me a diamond ring as a gift.
“You know. This.”
She handed me something. It was a lottery ticket I accidentally ripped earlier. Clumsily attached It is dangerous as if it will tear at any moment.
“…?”
“… hehehe. Look at the explanation below. Even if it’s torn, if you stick it on, you can turn it into money.”
“…”
“Someday you and me. Can we go to the place where the prize money is given?”
“…”
“Then let’s buy something delicious with the winnings.”
“…”
“Huh?”
“…That’s not going to happen…”
“Just tell me you know. Didn’t I say you’d grant me a wish if I won? This is my wish.”
“…”
“Huh?”
“Okay.”
-Sueuk
She put her lottery ticket in my hand.
“…Why?”
“You have it.”
“… So why?”
“hehehe. Just.”
“…”
“Thanks for the paper house.”
“…Yes.”
As usual, I wrapped my arms around the demon king and embraced it.
The back of her lottery ticket she handed over was visible behind her head. There is less than a year left until the date of receiving the prize money.