76 – I like new clothes and people like old ones (4)
“No, no, wait a minute. Mr. Dong-ha.”
“Wait a minute, where are you? Wrap up and jump down.”
I opened the window wide after suggesting expulsion through the fall. Then the four kneeling crawled and begged and clacked.
Then the demon king ran and pushed the four of them away.
“Ew, away! It’s mine!”
The party members who were clinging to it must have been pushed hard and rolled over. However, they stand up and desperately beg for their lives.
“This, isn’t this! Drop it here? Die! Must! Baek Dong-ha! Do you not have any remnants left for us!”
“Uh.”
“Let’s not do this. Dongha. Huh? Don’t you know my heart?”
“I don’t want to know. Go away.”
“Dongha. How much we missed you I came here after searching all over the country. However, I will give up now. I’m going to give up, so just a few days. Yes?”
“I hate it.”
Today, I was playing with the demon king, who was strangely lucky, and they attacked. We fought for a long time, and now it is dawn.
As she was begging for her life, which was not the same anyway, she was just pouring out and listening with her sleepy ears, but the words she couldn’t get over came from Rebecca’s mouth.
“Dongha. Recall the old memories! We liked it!”
…
The rest of the party glared at Rebecca with desperate eyes. ‘Why do you ruin it by saying useless things? Bingshin.’ It was the same look. However, the poop that had already come out of Rebecca’s mouth came into my ears through the air.
“Hey Rebecca, what the f*ck did you just say?”
I asked, and Rebecca paused and rewinded.
“…Huh? Aren’t we good?”
…
That’s right. I have nothing to say.
…
And what, if you fall from here you die?
Yuria who placed an apple on my head and shot arrows at me, and Dorothy giggled while casting an instant death spell with a low probability. Rebecca, who used to suffocate every day with armor weighing several tens of kilograms.
Isn’t that all I could die for?
“Kidduk…”
The swelling was dense.
I want to take him to the warehouse right now and cut off all ten fingers with a crocodile doll. I want to put a light beam on everyone’s forehead.
…
‘No.’
That’s it.
Okay.
What are you doing getting mad at these demons?
…
It’s all in the past.
Now, whether these people are beaten, tied up in a public square, or stoned, the abuse I suffered in the past will not disappear.
The exhilaration of revenge is short, and the embarrassment of murder is long.
…
Yes.
I was walking down the street and fell into a manhole. I walked that path with my choice, and I was just stuck in an inexhaustible messy place because I was unlucky.
…
I’m out of there now. I also took a shower with clean water.
“…”
It is the house of the demon king, and the victory the demon king won. If I boast that I am in a superior position now, I am on the same level as them.
I have already sufficiently explained the dangers of those b*tches to the demon king. Persuasion was enough.
Don’t put her private feelings on it, let’s leave it to her who has been doing well so far whether she kills, drops or saves.
I turned my head to the demon king. Somehow I don’t look good.
I ask her one last time.
“They are very bad boys. About a hundred people in one of my films?”
“What! Then my house will be set on fire!”
“Yes. They’re trash If you let it out, it might come back in the future.”
“… Umm,”
“What do you want to do?”
In my mind, I even want to kill myself. But I will follow her choice.
The Demon King, who seems dissatisfied with something, is making a sad face. Nine, Dorothy, and Yuria noticed and quickly moved the target to the demon king.
“Rebecca. For once you’ve got to keep your mouth shut. Are you the devil? You are so pretty. The pupils shine just like bloodstones!”
“Huh. Earlier, they said I looked ugly like squid sundae.”
Dorothy cut.
“What was that movement? I’ve never seen anyone dodged my sword. He avoided them all!”
“Knives, you almost ripped my origami crane.”
Nine cuts.
I told Rebecca to keep her mouth shut…
Because these b*tches have lived with condescension all their lives, they can’t speak out of their mouths. After all, people who have done flattery do it. Every time I say something, it seems to have the opposite effect.
“Um… What should I do… I hate you so much…”
The Demon King seems to hate these b*tches more than usual intruders. Maybe it’s because he messed up the house and hurt his arm.
The demon king was hesitant to dispose of the flattery of the three. But unexpectedly, it was Rebecca who captivated her gloomy heart.
“Eh, Demon King. Dongha and I get along very well.”
“…”
“…”
“… That, is that so?”
…
Huh?
The demon lord’s expression, which looked depressed a moment ago, straightened.
“…..Where does it suit you?”
The Demon King hesitated and asked Rebecca. It can be seen that the other three are entrusting their fate to the pink twin tail cracker who was mistreated a while ago.
She confidently says that Rebecca, who used to troll her dog all the time, did it in a short time.
“What can I say! That’s it! Like fried eggs and mayonnaise?”
…
What bullsh*t is that? They just do things like crocodiles and crocodile birds.
However.
“…That, is that enough?”
The demon king’s pale pink lips trembled. It must have been a metaphor she liked. Extreme geniuses and extreme idiots are surprisingly compatible. Is it like that?
…
-Wack
The demon king looked back at me. She came close
“Are you okay? They said they did a lot of bad things to you.”
“… That’s right.”
“…But can I stay with you for a few days?”
This question from the demon king was like saying he would let those b*tches stay for a few days.
“… You don’t like dropping it, do you?”
“… Yes. If they fall, their butts will hurt.”
…
She was in a bad mood all the time.
He clearly hates the b*tches who used knives to kill him a while ago. Still, she doesn’t want them to get hurt. At the same time, I worry about my trauma.
… Isn’t it too nice?
Who the hell are you talking about? Who is such a kind, pretty and tender child? Did he make you a demon to be killed?
She spread her arms. Then, as if the demon king was used to it, she ran and hugged her.
“Do you like me?”
The Demon King asked.
“Yes.”
“… Is he better than them?”
“More than they combined ten times.”
“… Kee-hee-hee.”
The demon king embraced with both arms. My friend in my arms was cold all over, but his heart was clearly beating and he was alive. Today, the Demon King is alive and gave it to me.
Thank you.
– Whirik!
– Clap clap clap!
Rebecca, who was watching us, blew her whistle and clapped her hands. Asshole. It’ll lighten up the atmosphere, so it’s me. It fired a beam of light right away. Like a live fish just caught, it rolls around the Demon King’s Castle.
*
After much consideration with the demon king, I chose a field where all the party members would sleep.
He said he didn’t like the devil’s room. This is because he does not want to move the paper house and study.
No warehouse. Because there are dangerous things like crocodile dolls and killer ray robots. It would have been difficult if those bastards went crazy and went on a rampage with weapons one by one.
In the end, after deduction and deduction, it was concluded that the most suitable place was the devil’s small field.
“Hey, do you sleep here? It’s a dirt field. Are there any beds?”
It was Dorothy.
Is this crazy?
“f*ck you. If the bed is good, I will fly to your mansion.”
He quietly whispered into Dorothy’s ear so that the demon king couldn’t hear him. Let the demon king see what was going on.
-Tadadat
“Oh, you, you! What did you say to my boy? Secret story? My secret friend is me!”
They came running and yanked me away. For some reason, I gave a brief explanation to the demon king and turned my head toward the four.
“Listen carefully. You guys begged so much, and the Demon King was so kind that he gave up this place.”
I said it clearly, telling all four of you to listen.
“Sure, then.”
The demon king chimed in.
“Hey, won’t you answer me?”
“… Uh. Huh…”
“Is this the only voice coming out? Don’t you know your situation?”
It seems that she still thinks that she is the daughter of a great noble or the swordsman who slashed the dragon’s head. I heard the killer robot refueled a while ago.
– Thank you!! I’ll be quiet!!!
At last I got a satisfactory answer.
“I put a bunch of magic bombs in the doorway. Because of the curse effect, if you, who have the same magic resistance as me, step on it, you will be killed. Don’t think weird Even if he doesn’t die, he will come as soon as he hears a sound. He doesn’t sleep If you really want to escape, do it through the window.”
At that, everyone nodded.
“And one more thing, crops here. I’m counting how many Demon Kings there are, so don’t even think about eating them. Friend. How many?”
“48 Cabbage 48 Carrot 6 Gem Star 8…”
The demon king didn’t write it down anywhere, he just laid out the current state of the crops stored in his head.
“Did you hear that? See if any one is gone We throw them all out the window in solidarity.”
“… Seriously, who eats stuff like that…”
Dorothy pouted and grumbled.
“Come here.”
“…Yes? Oh, I’m not saying anything…”
“Come and see me.”
-Ttogak, Ttogak
Dorothy walked out. I made scissor hands.
-Hook!
“Quaaa!”
It stabbed Dorothy’s purple eyes. It’s something I’ve always wanted to do. Of course, there were no personal feelings. Really.
“You motherf*cker. Do you know the blood, sweat and tears of a farmer who always eats expensive food that others make?”
“Eyes, eyes!”
“Don’t be rude. We’re going to bed now, so be quiet.”
I was about to turn around and leave, but the Demon King didn’t follow me.
“…Why?”
“Guys… What about the bathroom?”
“… Even something like that. Just dig it up, wrap it somewhere and cover it.”
“….. Pity.”
…
Ha ha. Really.
“What do you want to do?”
“…”
-Chabak, chabak
The demon king approaches the four and says.
“Tell me if you are in a hurry to go to the bathroom. In the meantime, I’ll go with you.”
…
It’s too nice.
“Isn’t the demon lord nice? Would you show this kind of leniency to the person you tried to kill?”
“…”
No one answered.
I could understand this. It took me a long time to change my perception of the demon lord I was infused with from the outside.
“I will accept silence as affirmation. Be grateful to the demon king for saving trash like you. Then, lastly, give three compliments to the demon king.”
“A. Oh no. What’s wrong… Embarrassing.”
Even though he said so, the demon king is expecting it. The evidence was that he jumped on his heels.
However, as if nothing came to mind, the four of them contemplated for a long time before only saying three. A long time ago, when I was playing a drinking game with the demon king, I remember doing that too.
*
I left the heads in the cabbage field and came to bed with the devil.
Today seems like a very long day.
“…”
I never thought I’d see you again.
…
‘Do you like me? That’s why I was looking for it?’
It sounds like a dog. Even if that was the case, nothing can justify what those b*tches have done. There is nothing to forgive them in the future. You can swear by the demon lord.
‘… The demon king.’
Today was really dangerous.
I could see the monster-like former party members growing up throughout the trip, but I never thought they’d put the demon lord, whom I couldn’t even use my hands on the other day, into this.
… The liver gets cold.
If my first visit to the tower had been delayed by a few months, that means they might have really killed the demon lord.
Thinking like that makes my heart break.
Let’s not do it. The more you think about sad things, the sadder they become.
…
But why is the demon king like this? Anxiously.
-Wack
“…”
The demon lord has been looking at the ceiling with a bitter face since before.
“…”
“… You were hurt earlier, right?”
Isn’t the demon king not talking because he’s worried about me?
“… No.”
“… Are you lying to your secret friend?”
“Oh, no. Not really. I am not hurt.”
… Yeah? It seems I misunderstood.
“…Then what is it about? Wouldn’t it have been better to drop them?”
“Umm. No, you can’t do that.”
…
You can’t sleep like this. Then, it was obvious that the demon king would be agonizing all night over what he was groaning to himself.
“Tell me. For what?”
“…That’s…”
The demon king turned his head in the direction I lay down.
“… Is your name Dongha?”
“…”
Looks like you heard what the party members called all day long.
Come to think of it. I haven’t made a statement with the demon king yet.
“… Yes. Dongha is right. Oh, should I have told you earlier?”
“Oh, no…! It’s not your fault…”
…
“You can also call me Dong. Then what’s your name?”
“….. No.”
…
“Huh?”
“… hehehe. Doesn’t exist. There is no one to call anyway.”
…
“…”
“…”
Evils like Leviathan are so famous that they have had names since time immemorial. However, most of the demons do not have any names.
She must be the same.
Besides, since someone erased all of her memories of visiting her, no one will remember her.
Still, I thought there would be a name. Like the rattle she said last time.
…
“… Dong-ha… Awkward… hehehe.”
The demon king called my name bitterly.
“You know.”
“… Huh?”
This is fine.
Because now she has someone to call her every single day.
“…Let me think of your name.”
“….. Huh? What did you just say?”
“I’ll think about what would be good for your name. Can’t I build one?”
“…”
“…”
“Okay!!! Of course…Of course!”
The demon king screamed. If this was enough, the idiots who were sleeping in the cabbage field would not have woken up in surprise.
“Name? Name! Lol.”
“…But it will take some time. Because I didn’t name it well.”
My naming sense is really bad. The name of the puppy raised on Earth was Phalanx, and the name of the chick raised as a child was Shockwave.
“It’s okay. Take it slow In the meantime, I’ll call you Dong-ha…”
The Demon King still feels awkward about my name.
“You don’t have to. Just do what you’re called. Call me when I give you your name.”
“Uh, yes. But what did we call it?”
“… Friends?”
“Right! It was there!”
The demon king was inflated like a balloon filled with happiness, as if it would burst at any moment. He hugged me and rubbed all over his body.
Who would see this cute action and think that this is the kid who destroyed the strongest warrior party with his bare hands a few hours ago.
“I guess it was because of that…”
“…They keep calling you by a name I don’t know… I keep getting grumpy. I hated you so much.”
That’s why I hated them. It was also the reason for the grumpy face.
… Though.
“You are the only person I call a friend in the world.”
“…”
“…”
“….. Whoa, whoa, whoa… So, so nice words…”
The Demon King whose mouth opened phenomenally. He smiled broadly as if he liked what he just said, and his whole body trembled like someone who had been electrocuted.
“As expected, I am very lucky today.”
… How lucky to have been through such a thing. My friend is so positive.
“… Is that enough?”
Looking at the demon king’s relaxed face, he said. However, the slight narrowing of the eyebrows does not seem to have completely refreshed yet.
“…”
“…Why? What else is there?”
“… Oh, no.”
Yes.
“Tell me. Are you going to moan all night alone?”
“… There’s just one… It’s too childish…”
“You are childish.”
“…”
“…”
“… That, that.”
The Demon King’s requirements were more childish than I thought. He said that he was strangely angry when he looked at other party members besides himself. I listened with a serious face and laughed.
“My, you said I was prettier? But why don’t I see a lot!?”
“I saw a lot of you too.”
“… Lies. You saw the girl with the sword 64 times and the girl with purple hair 83…”
I was counting this again. It’s kind of creepy. Maybe counting this didn’t push me away from the fight.
“Okay, okay. I will only see you a lot in the future.”
“… Yes. You promised.”
“…”
“… Am I being childish?”
“Yes. It’s as childish as 6 seconds wind.”
The demon king’s cheeks burned like an active volcano again. The cheeks also inflate like balloons. I teased him because it was so cute, and he pouted again.