79 – I like new clothes and people like old ones (7)
Dorothy, who said she would never be able to work in the field even if she died, now wears a cone-shaped hat made like a straw hat. I wore boots, not my usual shoes, and drank bottled water.
-Gulp, gulp
“Great. This is it. It’s cool.”
…
“Who are you…”
“Kkereureu. Why do you look like that Dong Ha Mr. Is my sweaty neckline that s*xy?”
At the sound of the kimchi stew I ate yesterday, instead of answering, I stuffed a cabbage worm into the back of Dorothy’s neck. Then Dorothy fluttered and screamed in agony as Turk Maktou was hit by his machine gun. It resembles me rolling on the floor after being struck by lightning magic.
“Whoa. Dongha. How long do we have to dig the pit?”
I entrusted the shoveling to Yuria, Rebecca, and Nine. Unlike Rebecca and Nine, who dug without muttering because their whole body was stiff, sweat formed on Yuria’s forehead.
“Dig deep. I have something important to do.”
*
“Guys. Eat this.”
The demon king has boiled a precious egg. With the half-cooked method I told you about.
“Be grateful.”
I wonder if the eating habits of the nobility still remain, and I can’t even eat vulgar food like boiled eggs…
“That’s mine!”
“I caught it first! Let this go You can’t even shovel!”
“Hey! I planted the most today! In the morning, when you guys slept, I cleaned the kitchen with the demon king!”
… Didn’t happen.
This is why people need to starve to learn.
Only the beggars fighting while comparing the size of the eggs, which seemed to have no difference to the naked eye, were left.
“Eight!”
Rebecca, who was only looking for an opportunity at the scene of the controversy, slipped the egg she was fighting over into her mouth without even breaking the shell. Seeing that, the rest of them grabbed their farm implements and started punching Rebecca down. It reminded me of a group of goblins.
-Caen, Caen
-Taeng, Tang
What the f*ck, I hear a metal sound when I stab someone with a blade. He must have been a robot in his previous life.
“Rebecca! What are you doing! You, have you given up on being human!”
“I haven’t passed my esophagus yet. Nine. Go ahead and strangle yourself!”
“Ugh, my neck… Looks like a piece of wood.”
It’s like watching Frodo Baggins and Smeagol fighting over the ring. It’s just not right.
…
They can’t bully others, and they don’t have the strength, so they’re just ordinary idiots.
He must have become a villain because he has power.
She would have lived as an ordinary woman if not for that.
“I can’t use it if I fight. I’ll give you my eggs.”
It was the Demon King who intervened between the idiots who had been scrambling over eggs for a while.
‘He also likes boiled eggs…’
…
I felt something while observing the party members for several days.
I still can’t believe it.
It really makes no sense.
Like when she first fought her demon lord, she has no animosity towards her.
…
I wonder if there is no choice but to do that.
I persuaded the demon king several times that I should kill them now because they are so dangerous. The four looked at it with tense faces.
But the Demon King didn’t do that. He chose to spare the fools.
In other words, from their point of view, it is no different from saving their lives.
I tried to kill them, but they forgave them. He prepares delicious rice and gives snacks like now.
…
Even now, if I am the whip that punishes them, the Demon King has become their carrot.
So, it wouldn’t be strange if the blind hatred towards the demon lord faded a bit…
But even so, I never thought these psychopaths would become docile. Rohan Edwok to guide them? A missionary who is famous as a saint should have come.
As expected, the Demon King must have a strange magical power that extracts a person’s evil attributes and restores innocence.
…
Isn’t it possible that they won’t receive the eggs the demon king gives them?
‘It’s okay. Demon lord, you should eat too.’
However.
“Get out of the way! The demon king egg is mine!”
“Nine, what happened to your hair? Get rid of that hand!”
That didn’t happen. They fight hand-to-hand with each other and fight until their noses bleed.
*
“Dongha. Let me hold your hand I will go up now.”
Yuria said in the pit she was digging.
“You don’t have to. It’s a pit dug to bury you there.”
“?”
Yuria and Nine’s eyes widened. Rebecca didn’t understand.
“… What…?”
“To bury you alive.”
And when he scooped up the soil with a shovel and sprinkled it on YuRia, a reaction that exceeded expectations came out.
“Don’t do this! Isn’t this a bit much!”
“Save me. Dongha!”
“… It’s a joke. Calm down.”
*
I tend to admit what I have to admit. Compared to before they came, the workload was reduced, so it was a bit more comfortable.
Now I’m threading a dinosaur doll that was pushed. I couldn’t do this to other kids. It’s because they know that their manual dexterity is disastrous.
“Oh!”
I looked back and saw Dorothy standing there watching the doll being sewn. Wet purple hair. It seems that the demon lord washed it away some time ago.
“What is all this?”
“…”
When there was no answer, Dorothy asked again.
“… What is this…”
“Don’t you know when you see it? You are a doll.”
…
I won’t be angry with them again and make the demon king feel sorry. However, apart from that, it was difficult to speak kind words to them because of the trauma that still remained in me.
“… Mr. Dong-ha. Can’t you just give me this doll?”
“…”
Dorothy has a strange habit of not being able to fall asleep unless she holds something in her arms. So she still sleeps hugging her cabbage.
As I looked at the dinosaur doll that was being completed in my hands, memories of the past surfaced.
*
-Mr. Dongha?
When she woke up, Dorothy’s voice was as cold as ice in her.
-… Huh? Why?
-Are you crazy?
Dorothy’s dissatisfaction is truly absurd.
He was obviously sleeping with me in his arms, but when I opened my eyes, I was gone and there was a doll in its place.
-No, I heard you have to sleep with something on your back when you sleep. So you put a doll in it? What’s wrong
-It’s noisy.
-Pajijijik!
-Quaaa! f*ck b*tch!
*
I hate to give.
“I can’t give it to you because it’s for sale. Go away.”
“… Can I borrow it? Write clean and turn…”
“No? Go.”
Dorothy did not beg any more. She just walks away from the dinosaur doll, unable to take her eyes off it. In the past, I would have taken it by attacking with magic.
*
-Click, click
-Tadak, tadak! Tadak!
I’m fighting an iron fist with the demon king. I’ve been busy the past few days, so I haven’t been able to play the game.
“Kee hee hee.”
The Demon King has been practicing a new character. A character with strong kicks nicknamed Beer Bottle. Because I did well against the computer, he brought me to bury me right away.
‘… Will it work?’
The beer bottle is a character for massacring civilians. In other words, it is a pick that reveals its true value when insulting a user with significantly lower skills than oneself. Rather, the demon character of the demon king or the ogre was more difficult than this. So I was getting it right.
… By the way. There was something else that was really tricky.
… No f*ck.
“No, Dongha. Why did you just get a top kick? It’s disappointing. Couldn’t it have been avoided by bending down?”
“Ah, my insides explode. Dongha got hit again.”
“I’m really bad at it. Even if my house cat did it, it would do better than that.”
“Dongha. I only have one. Uh? One round only.”
…
Crazy b*tches.
If you let me eat and wash after work, I’ll go in and sleep.
“Aren’t you going to your house? Do you want to finish it?”
Everyone averted their eyes when I took out the light robot that I had attached to my waist to shoot if necessary.
“… Ah, Mr. Dongha. This is the final version!”
“Okay, let’s get out…”
Set score 1:1 situation.
… Of course, I have no intention of losing to the demon king.
-Tadak, Tadak
As soon as I started, my character wearing a leopard mask turned to mush due to the kicks from the beer bottles. HP drops by half in an instant.
“Change! What are you doing!”
“How frustrating!”
Nine and Yuria, unaware of anything, looked at the health bar and squealed.
No need to change. After all, once you catch it, it’s over.
-Gap
“Ah!”
I was driven into a corner, but I saw an opportunity and took a series of leopard catches. As it was, the HP was full, so I stabbed the demon lord’s beer bottles in succession. The beer bottle’s full health bar disappears like a lie.
-K.O
“… Whoops.”
The demon king put down the game pad and sagged. The beer bottle secretly trained at dawn was also destroyed with this. Loud cheers were heard immediately.
“Ohhhhh! Baek Dong-ha! What are you? Be good!”
“Ha ha ha ha! I’m going to reverse this! It was a nice flip side!”
“Dongha. How did you do it!? I didn’t know you had such a talent!”
“Please, just one game. Uh? One game only!”
…
“Duktsug Neh Juiceureu Kjeurug…”
Since the demon king is watching, he said to go out in the softest tone possible.
However, the four people who saw Iron Fist for the first time in their life were more excited than me and the demon king who were actually playing.
Isn’t it that they are even giving instructions around the defeated demon king?
“Demon King. Your weakness seems to be your grabbing skills. Why do you dare to step into the enemy’s attack range?”
“…Hey, weakness? … I see.”
“That’s not all. Every time you change, you keep getting hit one by one, and all those minor mistakes led to defeat.”
“…Ugh. Sorry.”
“The more advantageous the situation, the more you have to concentrate until the end. It’s when it’s easy for the opponent to show their teeth. I’m saying that everything is going well for you. You know what I mean?”
“…Yeah, I-I’ll keep that in mind. I’ll write it down in my iron fist notebook.”
…
The price is low.
‘Are these bastards crazy as a group?’
Are you already at the stage of saying such cheeky words to the devil? I was so scared I couldn’t even open it for months. Indeed, one bravery was worthy of being called a warrior party.
… Besides.
These iron-fisted b*tches. If you give me a game pad, you’ll be robbed by the demon king.
…
Well, that’s it. It’s better to say something and send it back quickly. Tell me what are you doing
But then Rebecca said something that she couldn’t bear to ignore.
“It’s a small bowl of rice, Mawang-nim. If I do, I will rob the dog.”
“Pink, you come here and sit down. Dead.”
*
Rebecca, who had been shouting for only one round, received the game pad excitedly.
And, of course, he was cut into small pieces by the demon king in an instant.
The demon lord’s skill should be within 1% of Earth’s players. Besides, she always smashes anyone with her power.
It was impossible for a retard newbie to win.
“…Awesome.”
…
I’ve been aiming the killer ray robot at Rebecca’s temple for a while now. If a pissed-off Rebecca tries to break her gamepad by straining her mouth, she’ll kill her right away.
Once the game was over, as scheduled, booing from the idiot audience poured over the defeated Rebecca.
“It was a skill that was hard to see with the naked eye. I’m glad I’m not of the same race as you. I pity Nine and Dorothy.”
“Rebecca. Can you please pluck out my eyeballs? It looks like it’s all rotted from watching your duel just now.”
“Mr. Rebecca? I’d like you to leave the party when this journey is over. I just saw the duel and was convinced. I don’t want to leave the avant-garde to you anymore. I’ve been through a lot.”
Even Rebecca, the strongest tank of hers, had her damage meter exploded when her high level of personality insult was inflicted on her, who couldn’t even stretch out her hand and flinched at her.
“Hey! Do you know what you can do well? Would you like to go out with me?”
His face turned red and he struggled like a bull.
“Do you enjoy? Do you wake up slowly?”
“Can my cat do it instead of me? I think I will still win.”
The three start teasing Rebecca. Then he slowly approaches the gamepad.
“Hey. What do you think? These climbers All out.”
Because he treats you well, he’s even going to play games now. It’s the equivalent of asking for a bundle after you’ve gotten it out of the water. Above all, I have no intention of hanging out with them.
However, the tension rose between them and they began to chatter.
“Should I bet on something? Right overnight? A slap?”
“Good. I’ve been wanting to squeeze Rebecca a bit lately.”
“Why don’t you just jump out of here? At that point, I think Rebecca will die.”
“Ugh, come on! Let me tell you how difficult this is!”
“Yes! Let’s do it. Me and my friend too.”
…
The idiots were facing each other and deciding on a bet, but the devil was caught in a gap.
…
“… Ah, no, this is…”
“…Why? Can’t I?”
The demon king saw an angle to ostracize himself. After a long time, a black aura flows from her danjeon. Brings back memories
“We should… Together… Together.”
The four faces turned blue. It was only now that I had a foreboding that it was going to suck. However, he couldn’t outrun the demon king he was expecting now.
“It’s a matchmaking tournament. Hee hee.”
…
“Dongha, I’m tired from a lot of work today. Now go back to the cabbage field…”
Nine with a good sense smelled death and saw the escape angle.
“Where are you going? I should play a game with my friend.”
I was trying to send the party members back quickly, but I gave up.
Because I am so good at games, I always beat the devil and never got beaten. I wanted to see a parallel world where I lost the game and met the night.
The result was that only Rebecca was beaten to death all day long.
*
… What is all this doing?
I never thought the day would come when I could play games with them.
… Played?
I felt strange.
It was never a good feeling.
-Turbuck, turbuck
I tidy up and walk to my room. On the way, I passed a cabbage field. I tried not to look, but I heard a voice.
“Dongha. Good night.”
It was Dorothy who slept relatively near the entrance.
“…”
I tried to ignore it and pass by. I tried not to give her eyes, but her eyes returned to the doll Dorothy was lying on.
“… What is that?”
It was the dinosaur doll Dorothy asked me to give her earlier.
“Oh, I didn’t steal this.”
“…Then?”
“… I got it. To the devil That, I didn’t ask for it first.”
“…Really? Didn’t he threaten you?”
“Gee, it’s real! He gave me the feeling of wanting to sleep while holding something, saying he knew me well.”
“…”
“… They said, ‘It’s not mine… I’ll give you this dinosaur stuffed toy’.”
“….. Yes, okay.”
If the devil gave it to you, well, it can’t be helped.
*
-Turbuck, turbuck
I passed Dorothy and returned to my room. The demon king lies down and is immersed in the kangaroo in the Book.
-Turseok
As soon as I lay down on the bed, the demon king pops out of the book and hugs me.
“Kee hee hee. Mine is here.”
“… Huh?”
“Umm, no. Lol.”