The Spoon Villain Is Obsessed with the Hero Again Today chapter 2

2 – The Spoon in the Drawer (1)

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Complete the quest rewards ＜SP Points 1＞, ＜Arna’s overall stats increase by 1＞

Incomplete quest penalty ＜Confiscation of 1,000 forehead hairs＞

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“What….”

Confiscation of 1,000 forehead hairs?

There’s a demon brat here more troublesome than me.

The main stage of the game “Tyr One” is set in a school called Hanyul Officer Academy, located in Gyeonggi Province.

Think of it as a Hunter Training School, roughly.

In this setting, the protagonist Arna Kristin Dotir showcases exceptional skills, defeating numerous monsters, and ultimately being hailed as a true hero.

That’s the main scenario of this game.

Of course, a lifetime of just defeating monster guys wouldn’t be fun. Where’s the excitement in that for a game?

Various clowns from secret organizations envious and resentful of Arna will also make significant appearances worldwide.

“Oh, really! Who in the world schedules an evaluation match on a weekend morning!”

The problem is that one of those clowns is me.

I came to the outdoor arena to fulfill the duty of a villain and protect my precious hairs.

By the way, I’m late. I got lost.

“You purposely scheduled it at this time? You know I love to sleep in on weekends! Please, let me sleep a bit on weekends! Just a bit!”

The woman shouting from the opposite side since earlier.

Jian, radiating beauty like sparkling blonde hair and amethyst, was the protagonist of “Tyr One,” Arna Kristin Dotir.

In her haste to come out in the morning, her hair was still damp, not fully dried.

“Oh, Arna Kristin Dotir is here! Are you capturing this well? Don’t miss a single moment!”

The stands were buzzing with people. Students in the same uniform, reporters with cameras, and several scouts sent by the guild were also visible.

Wait, it’s a weekend morning. Why are there so many people? Isn’t this more than the average attendance at the Gochok Dome?

“Excuse me!”

While I was lost in thought, Arna shouted.

“Don’t you get tired of it every time? Always bothering me when I look, acting annoying. It’s time to stop now!”

This time, even I couldn’t help it.

You have to protect your hair when you can.

If you try to salvage it after it all falls out, it will be really late.

Isn’t this not even the forehead, but the area above the eyebrows?

Even medicine won’t work. Really, it won’t work. It’s no use even clinging to a dermatologist and making a fuss.

How do you know so well?

Well….

“Again! Are you ignoring my words now?”

“Can you be quiet for a moment? I was in the middle of reminiscing about a past full of tears.”

“Argh…!”

Impatient Arna clenched her fists and stomped her feet.

“What the hell is going on? Do you really have no intention of participating in the evaluation competition?”

“No, I don’t.”

“What? You said you don’t have any intention now…?”

That’s right. I was forcibly brought here because of the quest. In fact, I don’t even want to fight.

But how did this answer sound to the other person?

The blonde girl started grinding her teeth in frustration.

“You didn’t even have the intention to fight from the beginning… And yet you played that trick on my bowl…?”

“Bowl?”

What’s with that? Are you talking about my head?

“Don’t pretend you don’t remember now that you’re here! When you asked me to have the evaluation competition yesterday! You messed up my seolleongtang by adding kimchi soup without my permission!”

“….”

“Is that your way of provocation? Messing with my innocent bowl! I had so much trouble eating all of it!”

Now Arna was even shedding tears. It must have been a really painful meal.

Personally, I don’t really like adding anything to my rice stew. At most, it’s just salt or shrimp paste.

But adding sour kimchi soup? In a clean bowl of rice stew? It’s justified to throw the bowl at that moment.

Ah, but that wouldn’t be right.

Because the culprit is me.

Shin Yoonseong… He really did something cruel.

And Arna, she just had to leave it alone, but she forced herself to eat it.

Is there also a norm that says you shouldn’t leave leftovers to become a hero?

Becoming a hero is truly a daunting task.

“I can’t take it anymore!”

Swish─!

Arna drew her sword.

Wait, that’s a real sword. Are you going to duel me with that sword?

There’s no end to the absurdity of giving up on the idea of surrender. I might just die instead. I haven’t been dead for long, and now I have to die again here. The road to hell is not as easy as it seems.

“What are you staring at?”

“What…?”

“You should take it out too! You know, that strange spoon you always carry!”

Oh, right. I completely forgot.

Shin Yoon-sung used a spoon as a weapon.

Would it be worth fighting with a spoon?

Tap, tap.

He searched his jacket pocket.

Tap, tap.

He searched his pants pocket.

Tap, tap.

Just in case, he took off his shoes and checked under the insoles.

“Now… what are you doing?”

“Um….”

It’s not there. It’s nowhere to be found, even after searching his whole body.

“Could it be… that I left it behind…? No way, right?”

“Can I go to the restaurant for a moment? It should only take about three minutes.”

“….”

Arna was speechless, her face frozen in surprise.

No, someone might have wanted to leave it behind. Come to think of it, I’m the victim here. What can I do about becoming Shin Yoon-sung when I didn’t even realize it?

I didn’t do anything wrong.

“….”

Well, on second thought, maybe I did something wrong.

After all, I was the one who created this clown, the overall director.

“Sigh… It’s not even funny anymore….”

Shiver. Arna’s hand, holding the sword, began to tremble.

It wasn’t a gesture caused by tension.

More precisely, it was a gesture of uncontrollable anger.

“As if pouring kimchi soup into my seolleongtang wasn’t enough….”

Tock.

Arna ruthlessly threw the sword she was holding onto the ground.

“Picking a fight on a random weekend morning during evaluation match time….”

Thud.

Arna took a step forward.

“Not keeping the appointment time… coming without weapons, just in her bare body….”

Thud thud.

The distance between Arna and me was narrowing.

Although the distance was getting closer, her expression was not clearly visible, perhaps due to her bangs.

“Even though she had no intention of fighting in the first place! Just to bother me….!”

Thunk─!

Arna raised her head. I almost screamed at that moment. She had a gaze like a wild beast.

In that state, Arna raised her fist.

“Just die already…!”

Thump─!

Evaluation match concluded.

The result: my defeat.

Fell with a single punch.

[Quest complete! : Earned 1 SP point!]

[Quest complete! : Arna Kristin Dotir’s overall stats have increased by 1!]

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*Real-time Popular Posts

[Anonymous: Today’s evaluation match highlights.gif]

[Anonymous: If only Goddess Arna gave me a punch too]

[Anonymous: Season 23, knocked out by a slap.ㅅㅇㅅ.gif]

[Anonymous: ㅅㅇㅅ Is that guy still messing with mandatory soldiers and ㅊㅅㅇ?]

[Anonymous: Now, isn’t Arna the goat? Let’s calmly filter out the nationalistic nonsense, and Kang Yoori is just nostalgic correction.]

[Anonymous: Still hasn’t even entered the pro scene, and already calling him the goat? Even Arna’s mom would be surprisedㅋㅋㅋ]

[Anonymous: Combat training instructor, ㄱㄱㅈ, isn’t he insane? What’s up with stacking 30,000 dominoes for a group project?]

[Anonymous: Mandatory soldiers in their second year, isn’t ㅊㅅㅇ a bit shameless?]

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“It hurts….”

The slap still stings.

Returning to the dormitory room, the first thing I did was explore the school community.

Even when I was working as a director, I did the same. I searched every community to gauge public sentiment. There’s no place with quicker feedback.

Similarly, to understand the overall atmosphere here, I needed the honest stories of the students attending this school.

“That aside….”

The community atmosphere is harsh everywhere you go.

Those troublemakers. Look at them trolling relentlessly under the guise of anonymity. They’re casually mentioning Arna’s mother, who isn’t even present.

“….”

Ah, did I just make a mistake too?

It wasn’t intentional. Truly.

Sorry, Arna.

“More importantly, what’s going on….”

I’m truly entering the world of ‘Tir One.’

This unfamiliar feeling was very similar to the one I experienced on the first day of boot camp. It was extremely unpleasant.

“But in the military, as long as you endure, you can go back home….”

There’s no such thing here. There’s no guarantee that I’ll return to where I originally lived. I’ll probably continue living as Shin Yoonsung.

The only consolation is that I entered the game I created, into the world of the character I made.

It’s my home ground, in a way. Acting as Shin Yoonsung wasn’t that difficult.

Should I take a look around this room first?

I got up from the bed.

“But where did this spoon go?”

If he uses a spoon as a weapon, it’s not visible. Usually, you leave weapons in plain sight, right?

Perhaps, there’s no way it would be stuffed into a drawer.

Drrring─

“Is this for real….”

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It was precisely hidden in the desk drawer.

Terrifyingly slow, extremely inefficient, and without a hint of coolness.

The character’s exclusive weapon.

A spoon.

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Grade: Unique

▶Active Skill [Locked]

▶Passive Skill [Locked]

▶Function [Locked] – Can be unlocked!

Available SP Points: 1

*An item exclusive to this character!

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