Episode 237
62. How to nurture a clumsy Artel (1)
“… … C’mon!?”
I woke up to the feel of the bed, which was different from usual.
Where are you? When I checked the ceiling, it wasn’t the dormitory’s.
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More than that, my head hurt. what happenedIt’s not just the waking room that’s weird. He was completely naked except for his underwear.
“X foot?”
He hurriedly pulled up the blanket and recalled the memories of last night.
Camilla and… … After doing that, I felt good and headed to the back alley.
I met Swallow who was cleaning the store just in time, and I drank alcohol after a long time.
After that, two or three additional people joined, but who was that… … ?
I felt very uneasy.
Do you feel like you need to come up with something quickly?
“did you sleep well?”
Then the door opened and a soft voice was heard.
With her hair as red as lipstick on her lips, she slowly entered the room.
“Madam!?”
“Looks like you slept well, someone didn’t sleep well because of you.”
what the hell is this
Still, Karjo’s outfit was quite shocking. Although she was wearing a dress, the material she wore inside was see-through at first glance.
So definitely… … It looked like she was wearing underwear until a while ago and then wearing a pad… … .
‘no way.’
The goal came as if I had been hit hard with a hammer in the back of the head.
not really? I don’t have any injections?
And it’s not the style to just touch any woman with an injection???
“Kah, Karjo. Did anything happen yesterday?”
“Work? It was a lot of work. Really, can’t you remember? If that’s the case, I don’t know if I’ll be a little sad no matter what?”
The corners of Karjo’s eyebrows curled bewitchingly. Those eyes and that smile that seem to have many meanings.
what the hell
‘It was X.’
All the circumstances point to one thing. Drinks, nights, and Karjoo in noble clothes.
‘Baeksanwoo, you crazy bastard. Did you really cross the line? What is this?’
Before possessing this body, he was an adult. Of course, as an adult, he knows all the trivial things.
What if he was too drunk to drink and left himself to the male instinct without realizing it?
bang!
I banged my head hard against the wall and nailed it. You said you touched Karjou because there was no one to touch it? Are you a married woman in the first place?
Bang!
I banged my head a couple more times and staggered to my feet.
“sorry… … . Hey, why don’t we make it a draw?”
“Oh. Are you really irresponsible? Well, I was expecting it to be that kind of person anyway. I’m a woman too, but it’s the worst.”
Carjo said with a gloomy expression on his face. Now I really don’t even know what to do.
‘This is a Togeza angle.’
As I was about to kneel down, Swallow rushed in.
“What are you doing now, Sanwoo?”
Then, the attitude of Karjoo, who had been desperate for a while, changes 180 degrees.
“Hey, that’s not fun. Can’t you even play?”
“It has to be done in moderation. Excessive.”
“Det… … .”
I looked at the two with a puzzled expression. As I was trying to understand the situation, Swallow made it simple and clear.
“This is the lodging behind the swallow and rattlesnake. And I had absolutely nothing to worry about with Madame Carjo, so don’t worry too much.”
In short, there was nothing.
And you mean that this woman’s liver popped out of her stomach and played a very vicious prank on me?
“… … Carr?”
“Fufu, how are you? did you get nervous? The ruler of the back alley, who has neither blood nor tears, is surprisingly weak at such pranks.”
“Wow, this was crazy.”
It was so ridiculous that I didn’t even get angry. I left it alone these days, and it climbs up little by little?
“Hey, hunting guild leader.”
“Uh, yes… … ? Why why! Because it was a joke!!”
“The Hunting Guild will raise the tax increase to 200% for two months.”
“to… … ?!”
“300%.”
“Oh no!! Then there is nothing left! Knowing we’re rebuilding right now… … !!”
“400%.”
The triumphant Karjoo’s face turned white in an instant.
“Ah Okay!! Sorry! My, did I say too much!!? I’ll never play a joke like this again! Please forgive!”
“So, you should have behaved well. If you were going to hit the ball with your first human experience, of course you should have prepared that much, right?”
“Aww!!!”
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Madame Karjou soon started filming an obsession with exhaustion and regret.“no! 400% of it really doesn’t work! I’m also selling some of the pieces I have now!!”
“Hey, Baek San-woo… … Of course, I think you can have that kind of reaction. It is true that Madame Karjoo took good care of Sanwoo-sama yesterday.”
“I beg your pardon?”
“No, that’s right! You’re so f*cking crooked that you’re lying on the floor because I’m the only one who put you to sleep?!”
Hmm, I don’t really remember, but if Swallow was like that, it would have been.
“Swallow! Tell me something else soon! How hard I was yesterday! Can’t you play a joke like this?”
As if finding an escape route, Karjo urgently rushes to Swallow.
Swallow had a slight hesitant look, but he couldn’t help but reply right away.
“Besides that, you ate quite a bit yesterday. He almost vomited at the end.”
“okay… … ?”
For some reason, my stomach felt weird.
“But he was, after all, Madame was nearby.”
“for a moment.”
As he raised his hand to restrain the expected ending, Carjo jumped and said.
“Why am I here? There is a guild in good condition, and there is a much more comfortable bed there!”
I touched my forehead with my hand.
Now he seemed to understand why he was like that.
Because alcohol is the real enemy.
It wasn’t the words that came out of the student’s mouth, but… … .
What was wrong was wrong.
“Um, then.”
“Yeah, I mean, let’s go over this once. With great respect!”
“Whew… … I’m only looking at this this time. It’s my fault too.”
“Aww~!!”
Karjo smiles while raising his arms, as if it were like that.
“Okay, that’s it! Am I going?”
“Come in, Madame.”
“Hey, I’m sorry about last night.”
“If you know, find my husband as soon as possible. Do you know where you are?”
“Okay, little bit. I am preparing everything now.”
For some reason, this old lady feels like she’s getting younger and younger in mental age since that day.
Is it because there is no one in the guild to check? Compared to the first time I saw her, her dignity is completely low now.
Obviously, this wasn’t the case in the main story.
I shook my head as I watched Karjoo disappearing to the other side.
“By the way, do you have any information about external forces coming towards Swallow Paradise Island?”
“Yes, so far. Didn’t Sanwoo-sama say it was an outside mercenary group?”
“Even something like that is fine. Or maybe it’s a group of uncertain identities.”
The back alleys I currently took over, especially the Information Guild, had been entrusted with a special request.
Chapters 4 and 5 to follow.
The main content is the conflict between Arhalten, the Kingdom of Artel, and the Spanish Empire, which has not yet escaped from the stronghold of the old imperialism.
It starts with the gang of Diego Pizarro, the son of the Supreme Commander-in-Chief of the Spanish Empire, who has been newly admitted this year, attacking the Artels near the Breath of the World Tree.
The first power battle in which friendly forces collide with the students who were previously dissatisfied with the rigid and closed attitude of the Artels even within Nakwon School.
As I have already experienced the power battle in the back alleys, and I know the ending of the scenario, it’s just a kid’s joke.
In fact, the message contained therein was never light.
In Chapter 4, Princess Ishtar suffers the humiliation of being abducted by an outside mercenary corps summoned by Diego and the Imperial Task Force, and nearly killed.
Of course, Ishtar is barely rescued by Aidan.
The direct threat to the princess was soon triggered by Artel’s anger.
The content of Chapter 5 is that the Artels of Paradise School rise all at once and fight the power of Diego.
In other words.
The quest entrusted to the intelligence guild is wanted by the mercenary corps that Diego will bring and the imperial special task force.
The only way for them to sneak into Paradise Island in the first place is through a back alley way.
Even if it’s wanted, I’ll just watch the situation.
As long as large and small variables have already been created, there is a possibility that they will kill Ishtar as soon as they kidnap it.
‘If that’s the case, it’s really irreversible.’
For me, it was a must-have variable.
However, the answer that came back from Swallow was ‘Nothing is wrong’.
“Initially, the external forces that came into contact with the back alleys themselves were also greatly reduced. The smuggling guild, the biggest force, has just collapsed, so it must be looking at the liver now.”
“Hmm, it must be.”
“If anything unusual happens, we will notify Sanwoo immediately.”
“I am not worried. The information power of the information guild is the best on the continent, which is recognized by others. Well, any other news? It’s coming from outside the continent… … .”
“You may already know this, but there is one recent news that has shaken the entire continent.”
Swallow gave his usual smirk.
Because I really like to talk.
In that case, wouldn’t it have been better to become the editor-in-chief of the Nakwon Ilbo rather than the master of the information guild?
I thought as I drank the juice Swallow had brought into the room.
“Nothing else, didn’t the King of Arhalten Kingdom decide to open the borders completely this time?”
“Pooh-!!!”
“Ouch.”
A refreshing squirt of juice and an appropriately evasive swallow.
“Clok choke! What, stay?”
“Did you not know? No, she is also very close to Princess Ishtar-”
“You’ve never even heard of a ladle for opening borders!?”
“Is that so? Of course I thought you knew.”
“Oh, no… … Why did you suddenly open the border?”
“King Artel once again confirmed the beliefs of humans, and he also expressed his will that the Artels would be in solidarity again in a time of upheaval.”
Swallow added, flicking his fingers.
“The people on Paradise Island don’t know the exact reason.”
Swallow seemed to know that even if I didn’t say it out loud.
It was true.
Because this is one hundred percent, the butterfly effect from the appearance of Mary Celeste and Ancient Artel.
Unbelievable.
Does this happen?
“It is said that all races united to defeat the cursed ones who were forgotten only in legends, or even in legends, but there is no way that King Artel, who is at the center, can’t stand still.”
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My mind went blank at the unexpected big news.‘Of course Ishtar must have told his father, you asshole!!!’
The most basic fact was missing.
What happened on Paradise Island so far had nothing to do with the outside world.
I can’t see it being very much though.
It must be said that the biggest case is that it was related to Camilla.
In fact, it was not a matter of a national or ethnic level, but a matter that was simply tied to the sect of Camilla.
However, the ancient Artel was different.
As Illyana achieves a special condition, she even summons the Sephiroth Tree.
It had attracted a great deal of aggro to the entire Artel race.
“Hey, Swallow. If so… … The Treaty of Mutual Cooperation between Artel and Humans… … Do you have any stories like that?”
“Isn’t it obvious? Are you saying that you are going to announce that an alliance has been officially formed at a meeting tomorrow where the leaders of each country meet?”
oh shhh
Originally, the Treaty of Mutual Cooperation came into effect only after Diego received a true education.
That is to say.
As long as Artel becomes an ally of mankind, there will be no justification for Diego Pizarro to engage in evil.
Chapters 4 and 5 of the main scenario where Princess Ishtar is naturally in danger… … .
“Oh no no-!!!!”
I immediately put on the clothes that were lying around the corner and got out of the swallow and rattlesnake.
The breath of the world tree.
I had to go there right away.
This is not the development I was hoping for!!