13 – Chastity Protection Magic
Human beings are stupid and repeat the same mistakes.
That reincarnation was the same today.
I looked at the counter panel and the burger in hand.
[ Cheese No. 7! Seven types of cheese come together to create a fantastic harmony! If you order a set, you get a free cheese stick! ]
As a lunchtime event next to it, [If you order 2 shrimp burgers, you get a 22% discount! ] There was also a poster, but why is it 22%?
I felt sorry that I couldn’t have given them a little more discount.
Well, Joteria is like that.
So, since it’s been a while since I’ve been here, I thought I should try something new, so I ordered some cheese.
“Yes, the visuals look good too.”
I nodded my head at the picture of a cheese-stuffed burger that looked pretty sumptuous.
Cheese is the truth.
It’s really good to eat anytime.
And then again now.
I was blaming my own foolishness for not immediately noticing that the picture in the advertisement had nothing to do with the real thing, having lived 22 years before I knew it.
Is low intelligence harmful?
You were stupid today as well Jinwooaaa!!!!
Burger buns with sesame seeds.
Okay.
It’s fine so far.
But in the meantime, patties and lettuce!
There are no pickles.
Instead, according to Joteria standard, there are plenty of cheese-covered toppings.
‘This is Cheese No. 7?’
As expected, it’s Jotteria.
I want to look at each one, but it’s subtly meager.
Isn’t it? Is it overwhelmingly poor?
I’m trying to summon Exodia, but it feels like there’s no body.
Because I worked for Mama Touch, it is absolutely not my decision to make a biased judgment.
Well well.
I sampled his cheese number machine in a very uneasy mood.
Well, somehow.
However, with a fortune of 50 million won, it’s like instant food that doesn’t suit me, who has evolved into a luxurious Lee Jin-woo.
Even though it was a run, it felt like it didn’t fill my tongue at all with my aesthetic sense that I had been lying around in a luxury shop until just now.
“…… But why are you happy?”
Eh.
Why the hell?
The only thing this guy’s overwhelming charm is the cheese stick that comes with it!
When I shuddered, I finished the Burger Mukbang of Anger, and sucked on the cola with my mouth closed.
And then I realized.
As expected, I am suitable for the common people.
I just want to go to a PC room and live a superfluous life, eating ramen and drinking cola.
I had never had the experience of drinking fine wine before, but I was somehow certain that I would prefer Coke.
“I’ll have to get Macallan, though.”
I heard it was so delicious.
Maybe it’s because of the premium of 300,000 won per glass rather than the taste.
It’s a price that’s subtly worth putting on your bucket list.
So where did Shin Hye-young go?
Come back soon!
I mean, come buy me a drink!
Obviously, I also had the money to buy expensive alcohol, but since I was a confident person, I was at a loss as to where to go to the bar and how to order.
There’s no way that would be the case, but it doesn’t mean that you have to tell the bartender a passphrase to serve you a drink or something like that.
No, it might feel similar if you think about the feeling of despair when you first went to Surfway.
“…… Hmm. Even if I have money, I don’t know how to spend it. Is this the limit of dogs and pigs?”
I tried to spend it lightly because it was light money thanks to Yuhanna, but it is not easy to spend it.
Still, I had a lot of money, so I asked my parents over the phone.
Is there anything you need?
“Yeah, live well and don’t worry about me. Take care and eat well. Instead, if you’re going to give me something after earning a lot of money, buy me a lot of land, not an apartment. They said land prices would continue to rise.”
I’d rather say Hermes or Enel or a luxury bag.
The land… ?
Even if it is rural land, it is said that a single housing site costs close to 100 million won.
Multiple of it?
He told me, a mere young man, a very distant and very expensive wish.
Crunch.
I measured the thin and long French fries one by one.
How much do you have to earn?
Billion? Ten billion?
It was obviously a daunting amount for unemployed young man Lee Jin-woo, who lived his life in a hazy way.
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＜ Jinwoo Lee ＞
[ Rating : Yellow ]
[ Occupation: Merchant ]
[ Attribute: Gold Power ]
[ Ability: Trade (去來), Buy (買收), Sell (賣却) ]
[ Tendency: Moderate, hot-blooded ]
[ Strength: 24 ] [ Stamina: 21 ]
[ Agility: 18 ] [ Wisdom: 32 ]
[ mana: 27 ] [ Luck: 74 ]
[ Possession: 743, 488, 000 Gold ]
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However, what about Gat Tae-chang and captain Lee Jin-woo, who has fraudulent abilities?
He says that if you put money in and take out anything, the money itself becomes a copy?
Money can be copied! Copy!
If you don’t do this, you’re an idiot!
“But now it’s Sunday lunch. It’s a filthy far way for Mr. KOSDAQ to wake up.”
Ah, that was two days ago.
I don’t know about Thursday, when I was tired for some reason, so I lay down all the time, but on Friday it was right to copy money.
I forgot for a moment while playing the game with ignorance.
When I woke up, it was 4:00 PM.
I just kept playing games out of anger.
It’s Sunday.
“…… Maybe it’s natural that you want to work because you’ve played games that much?”
Could it be that Hyeyoung doesn’t answer the phone because her office hours are over?
I was just a business?
If you’re going to contact me, are you saying it’s only on weekdays?
Ah, that’s sad.
By the way, what is Yuhanna doing right now and she doesn’t answer the call?
Are you also closed?
You?
I knew it first.
Are stocks, magic towers, and even friends all closed on the weekends?
From noble mtl dot com
My friend also worked in the service industry.
It’s sad.
Weekdays and weekends, unemployed Chinta Hikikomori is so sad.
Is Joteria’s meager cheeseburger the only thing playing with me?
Ah, go back to the time when Jegalse sucked the coin.
My head hurts every time I used a skill, but the taste of winning money was great.
The sense of accomplishment that comes from the act of making money fraudulently has really come.
To the extent that I can understand why there are swindlers in the world.
“…… Come to think of it, wasn’t it open on Bitcoin Weekend too?”
Ah, that’s right.
Am I really stupid?
Still, the status window says that ‘Wisdom’ is quite high.
I thought, scratching my head.
Stupid.
Does it really sound right?
But it’s okay.
Because there was a friend who would make a fool of himself with me!
Even though Yuhanna hasn’t been contacted for three days, we are definitely friends…
Probably right.
“Oh, since he’s also a celebrity, does he know the bar well?”
Besides, it sounds like you have a lot of money.
Oh… ?
Thinking about it, is it okay?
Ask for a guide?
“I’ll have to drag you as soon as I get back.”
I wished for Yuhanna to come back soon.
Where has this bastard gone?
I don’t know what the hell they are doing.
“Are you working?”
* * *
Red.
The demonic realm of the incubus.
The earth dyed in pitch black.
Amid the countless male prostitutes who fell to the ground, a woman let out a terrifying laugh.
It’s not that I fell in love with the incubus’ looks.
It’s not that they were excited or admired by the giant cannons hanging below them.
“I should have come earlier.”
Since there were so many urgent matters, I found it too late.
Does it make sense to be in danger if you don’t have confidence?
Yuhanna finally felt relieved despite having such dissatisfaction.
I can finally monopolize it.
You.
The seat next to you.
I will enjoy myself forever.
Today, she takes her first step towards that longing.
Cure chastity protection magic (保護貞操魔法).
Lee Jin-woo will never let go of his chastity, whether by his own will or by someone else’s will.
[ ‘Connection’ is active. ]
The magic preparations are complete.
Open the door by sacrificing their flesh on top of the magic circle drawn with the blood of the incubus.
Then, part of the body part to specify the target is offered to the altar piled up with various castings in the center of the magic circle.
Yuhanna carefully took out a handful of Lee Jin-woo’s hair and a flask containing blood from her pocket.
Scattered.
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A violent energy that fills the surrounding space.
It follows the thread of the relationship that was connected with Lee Jin-woo and heads to him.
Tiriririk─ The thread of fate is shaken.
In addition, it is strengthened at the same time.
Yuhanna realized that the spell had been properly cast.
And then, she had a hunch.
Our relationship will surely last forever.
She couldn’t hide her overflowing joy.
So I spit it out.
“…… Ah! Whoops, hahahaha!”
Yhanna was crazy.
I made a promise.
Again, I swore.
Absolutely.
You must be mine.
“…… It’s Jinwoo.”