20. Newspaper Club Attack Case 1
“Going to terrorize the Newspaper Department?? No way!! Do you know what kind of place it is?!”
Rarely, River grabbed my wrist.
Since you don’t know the meaning of a horoscope terrorism, you must have mistaken it for a real explosion.
It wasn’t like this when I was fighting Lemnos’ gang in the hallway or when I was dueling with Lemnos.
“The word is terrorism, I’m just going to protest.”
But if you think about it calmly, I won’t benefit from making a fuss in the newspaper department, so it’s better to go as peacefully as possible.
At the academy, the newspaper club is such a place.
The academy’s newspaper department is a quiet force that does not rule directly like the student council, but must not be touched.
In the original work, the newspaper department played an important role in providing foreshadowings of important events.
Although the main character, Hayden Parker, was reported intermittently, there was no such thing as fake news on the front page.
Someone intervened in the newspaper department.
There aren’t many people who can handle the academy’s newspaper department with their hands and feet.
There are the royal family, the five pillars, and some professors, but the professors don’t touch other professors because they notice them.
This is because the position of head of the newspaper department is guaranteed by the principal.
“Does the newspaper department listen to my protest?”
“I have to let them listen.”
“Look, I have eyes that say, ‘I have to do it’ again!”
“The newspaper department is a dangerous place..!”
River and Amy are working together to stop me from going to the newspaper department, but they can’t stop me from going.
It’s okay.
I’m going because I also have a corner to believe in.
If the newspaper department responds cooperatively to the conversation, there will be no commotion.
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As expected, the news department’s report was very influential.
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“Is that it? That I wrote a foul in a duel.”
“It looks mean.”
“What kind of face did he come out with? If he was like me, he would have dropped out.”
“The dwarfs are shameless.”
I was just walking towards the newspaper office, but I hear gossip from all sides.
You can stand out even if you are too tall, but even if you are short like me, you stand out very much.
In the depths of my heart, negative emotions just before exploding bubbled up.
It was good that I went alone.
At least, he must be making a terrible expression again.
There are two insolvencies in the newspaper department.
An office that gathers information and writes an article, and a printing house that prints the completed newspaper.
The printing house uses a large printing press, so it uses a completely different building.
The place I arrived at was the office where I wrote articles and where the head of the newspaper department was located.
“Are you there?”
Still, I’m here to talk.
Release your emotions and return your facial expression to normal.
I didn’t break in, so I knocked on the doorknob normally.
After a while, the door of the newspaper department opened and a neat-looking man appeared.
“Who are you? Hmm… Are you a freshman?”
The body looked tidy, but the appearance was pitiful.
Looking at the light dark circles around my eyes, it seems that I didn’t get enough sleep last night.
At that time, the man’s inadvertent action was captured.
The man obviously opened the door and looked straight ahead, but since he couldn’t see it, he lowered his sight.
It’s not a big deal, but the discomfort index went up slightly.
There was nothing wrong with the man, but he was just in a bad mood because of the stress he had accumulated.
In my head, it’s just normal and nothing, but now even such trivial actions annoy me one by one.
“Are you applying for admission? Then wait a little bit because the club starts from the 3rd week. Right now we are a bit busy.”
The man’s voice was mixed with deep annoyance, probably because he came when he was tired.
Looking at the color of my brooch, the man must have thought that I was here to apply.
The newspaper club is one of the most popular clubs in the academy.
But my purpose was not to join the ranks.
“Manager, are you over there?”
“Why are you looking for the manager?”
Yes, you look sleepy, but you can mix annoyance with your voice,
The man’s expression twisted as he gestured at the large door that looked over the man’s shoulder without expressing himself.
“I have something to do with the manager.
“The manager is not here, so go back.”
“I know you are inside. If the manager says no, he will go back, so just talk.”
“This is speechless.”
A man gets angry and shoves my forehead.
If I was of similar height, I would have pushed my shoulders, but since I am short, the most comfortable place to raise my hand is to push my forehead.
-Pajik
A vein rose on his forehead.
But the hand didn’t go up right away.
I’m not here to fight, so let’s put up with this.
I calmed down and spoke once more politely.
“Stop going, the manager doesn’t have time to worry about things like you.”
“Senior, I respect you, so I’m giving you respect right now. It’s the first time we’ve met each other, isn’t it too rude?”
“Look at this… Where are you talking to your senior?”
He pushed his forehead once more.
His head goes backwards and then comes back.
Let’s be patient until this time.
“Hey what? How polite are you when you first meet?
What class are you from?
The newspaper clerk once again shoves my forehead.
“?”
But this time it doesn’t move.
As his hands did not budge as if he were pushing against a wall, the newspaper clerk gave him a strange expression.
The atmosphere became heavy.
I heard that it’s good to lighten the mood with a funny story at times like this.
“If you pick up a tree branch while walking down the street, do you know what it is?”
“What nonsense.”
-Wooddeuk
The arm of the senior who was resting on my forehead broke like a tree branch.
“Uh..?”
A limp arm that had lost its strength, it wasn’t just cracked or slightly broken, but bent and dangled like a broken tree branch.
“You… what is this… !! My… eight??”
As if he didn’t understand the situation, the newspaper clerk looked back and forth between his arm and me.
It seems that the atmosphere is still not resolved.
Let’s lighten the mood with an interesting story once again.
“Senior, do you know what the funniest teeth are in the world?”
“My… my arm… My arm… I don’t know… I don’t know that!!!”
-Two kwang!!!!
The newsman’s body, with one eye wide open, flew up into the air and crashed into the desk behind him.
There was silence in the office.
The newspaper staff took turns looking at the messy desk and at me.
“It’s called Punch.”
No one reacted to the bullshit of my conversion.
There are no Chinese characters in this world, so even if you say it, you won’t know what it means.
“Hmm, I don’t laugh, this is normal.”
I didn’t even say that to be funny.
“It’s an assault!!!”
“Yo.. Ready to intercept!!”
Only then did the newspaper member, who grasped the situation, call out to her, and all the members sitting at their desks get up and move around busily.
No matter where they were hidden, everyone held a weapon and banded together using the desk as a shield.
But only 4 people, 4 people wearing short cloaks, sat there as if to observe the situation.
“You… You know where this is!”
“You guys don’t have anything to do, I’ll just go see the manager over there. Got it?”
“Manager?! Are you aiming for your boss!!!”
“No, just talking.”
Let’s talk about the manager, and the highest-ranking person among the newspaper staff came forward.
“Keuuugh..! Attacking the newspaper department, how are you going to handle the aftermath!!”
“The first thing I attacked was the newspaper department.”
“What? Oh i see You guys are a rumored dwarf, you should be quietly packing your things….”
As the newspaper staff beckoned, four men who were sitting in the corner instead of in front of the desk stood up.
All the men wearing short capes were wearing something heavy around their waists.
“The swordsmanship research club members! Don’t even think about making a fuss like this and going back healthy!!!”
“Hey, you know how romantic it is to attack the enemy camp by yourself.. Do you want to come to the Swordsmanship Research Department?”
“You guys report to your manager. Stop talking weird!”
The members of the Swordsmanship Research Club were smiling, as if they were happy that they proudly came to the Newspaper Club by themselves.
“It’s okay if you don’t kill. You can cut off your limbs!”
“Oops, that’s how it happened. Let’s go easy and easy.”
As soon as the newspaper staff shouted, the swordsmanship research staff, who had been idle, began to move in earnest.
The swordsmanship research team members stood up one by one from the four corners and skillfully closed the distance.
It is a trained movement.
It seems to be aiming for a quick suppression with a pincer attack.
When surrounded, only I am at a disadvantage.
I looked at the members of the Swordsmanship Research Club, who gradually narrowed the distance, but my gaze was fixed on one.
‘I’d like that knife.’
Let me hit first.
“What?!”
The swordsmanship team is taken aback when it appears right in front of them without preparation.
The response was delayed.
– Boom!!
The uppercut, which landed firmly on the ground, blew the swordsman into the air as well.
The Swordsmanship Research Club member flew backwards and hit the wall once before collapsing.
“The dwarfs raised their swords!!!”
Other members of the Swordsmanship Research Club exclaim nervously.
A long sword is clenched in my empty hand.
It was because the swordsman pulled out the long sword that was strapped to his waist while throwing an uppercut.
The reason I attacked that member first was because I was wearing a long sword that seemed to be the most familiar to my hand when I glanced at it.
I don’t know about the members of the newspaper department, but the members of the swordsmanship research department should be dealt with with a sword.
Without the long sword, I take a familiar posture.
Hadanse with the sword tilted to the floor, the pose of a snake.
“Here is the general manager!!! I knew you would be fine even if you wrote an article like this!!!! “
“””Haaa!!!”””
The three surrounding me rush at once.
It is the sewage that targets the most defenseless backs. First, you must break through this encirclement.
-Suddenly!
“Ah!!!”
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First of all, avoiding the straight movement of the swordsman stabbing with a long sword, he cut off his left ankle, which was his stepping foot, with a long sword.
I sent one of them in one continuous motion like water flowing.
As I just learned, these guys rarely seem to have fought someone as small as me.
Since I had to hold the center of gravity lower than usual, I feel that the technique is sloppy.
This is a common phenomenon among newcomers.
I feel bad, but gain is gain, so let’s make the most of it.