Red Forest Village Battle
“guv? How do you tell them apart?”
“They aren’t that different from normal guys, but they’re sloppy because they handle iron, but they’re often wearing a bunch of stuff. If you kill the boss, they will probably disperse.”
“Are you joining the battle?”
“When it’s safe, they step out, but usually they stay behind.”
“Originally, the leader of dogs and wolves does not lead, right?”
“I don’t know. Since they walk on two legs, you must want to take care of the guy below them.”
At that, everyone giggled and laughed. In the meantime, the captain of the guard gathered the people and led them away.
“I gathered people.”
“Good. Then begin.”
“What do you mean?”
“Is there anyone here who knows more about Nongseong but you?”
No matter how many adventurers there were, there was no one who had ever commanded a sit-in. Here, it is only natural to entrust it to him as the captain of the guard who has knowledge of the sit-in. The captain of the guard hesitated for a moment, probably embarrassed when he thought that he had to command so many people, but he quickly regained his senses and began to distribute the things to be done and the number of people. I was just about to disperse after being assigned to my work, but Hyun-joon suddenly stopped.
“Please treat the three-eyed gnolls you killed in the siege as those killed by the adventurers.”
“that···.”
“Aren’t we helping to prepare for the sit-in too? Please do at least that much.”
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“Ummm… good!”
“Wow!”
The adventurers shouted excitedly.
“But how do you know who killed how many?”
“All are divided equally. We are all on the same team now, but it can’t be that someone gets more and gets less.”
The adventurers were flustered, but opinions soon gathered.
“good night. Instead, make sure The guy who pulls back has to go around and get hit in the groin by the guys here. You can take it off if you have the confidence to endure it.”
Everyone put on a look of horror at the ignorant remarks made by a certain guy. A guy who pulls back in battle can’t look good. You have to hit it until it really explodes, and you have to hit it even after it explodes.
“If you know, scatter now!”
Adventurers rushed to do their own thing. Since their own lives were at stake right away, the villagers were too busy to join forces to reinforce the wooden fence and reinforce the entrance.
“No, don’t do that. Stack it like this, like this! like this! ruler! Grab it and shake it!”
An adventurer exquisitely weaved the trees and furniture piled up at the entrance, and at the words, everyone held them with their hands and shook them, but they did not budge.
“Hey! How did you do it?”
“b*tch, I was originally a carpenter!”
“But why are you doing this?”
“My wife cheated on me, so I ran away with all my property. I was embarrassed and came out of town.”
“…”
The atmosphere at the scene became somber. There were also adventurers with unexpected skills elsewhere, so things progressed smoothly.
“What are you making?”
“net. make you too.”
“Where are you going to use the net?”
“You’ll know once you’ve been hurt!”
One adventurer threw the net he was weaving at the other. It was skillfully thrown and spread out in the air, making it impossible to avoid.
“OMG! Son of a b*tch!”
“Chiggle! Oh, the meat here is very good!”
Everyone was busy standing around an adventurer who was entangled in a net, touching and teasing. It is a well-woven net of thin ropes. Once caught, it is difficult to get out without help from others. In fact, it is often used to catch monsters, and is also used in battles between people. If you spray it on a cavalryman, the net gets entangled and he falls off the horse at once, and after that, he has no choice but to be tied up and die. Therefore, both production and possession of iron nets are strictly prohibited. If found, the death penalty is immediate. Because it is also a threat to the knights.
“X feet! X feet! X feet!”
“That bastard curses at me and has a good stomach. If you were like me, you would hold your breath.”
After hearing the story of the dung, the head of the guard decided to clear the dung. He just needs to close his mouth and hold his breath. He keeps swearing and scooping out sh*t.
“You bastard! sh*t!”
“hey! stop! Aren’t you pitiful!”
One guy laughed and teased him, and the other guys got up like a fire and pushed the guy who was teasing. Then he pushed it hard and sent it to the toilet.
“hey! That bastard changed it!”
“thanks!”
The guy who was able to get rid of the sh*t at once distorted his face. But the guy who was originally scooping out has already run away. The others are already far away, concentrating on their work with a reverent expression on their faces.
“sh*t!”
Everyone unanimously ignored him, who had just said a word and scooped out sh*t.
“You can’t defend all the barriers.”
Everyone gathered in the guard building nodded at the words of the guard chief. Even if you add up fifty adventurers, guards, and village elders, there are barely more than a hundred. If you place them sparsely, you can put people on all the fences, but then everyone will have to face the three-eyed gnoll alone, and it will collapse in no time.
“Can’t we limit the direction they’re coming from?”
“Well, last night they came from the west, but there’s no guarantee that it will happen again today…”
“Wouldn’t it be okay to sprinkle dung on the wooden fence?”
Everyone’s faces distorted at the words of an adventurer. This was especially true of the guards, because even after the battle they had to climb on top of the fence every day.
“But there will definitely be guys who come back.”
“Hmm…”
Everyone fell silent at the words of the captain of the guard.
“Why don’t we open the entrance altogether?”
“what?”
Everyone looked at Hyunjoon in surprise.
“Have you finally completely turned around?”
“If you open the entrance, they’ll be cornered.”
“It will be crowded in one place, but they will all come in.”
“Then we have to stop it.”
“You can’t win if you fight head-on.”
“I bet you would.”
A chilly silence hung in the room. There is no one who does not know the meaning of the word.
“Hey, I know you are strong. I can kill three or four three-eyed gnolls by myself. Still, this is not it.”
“You just have to support me. Can’t you do that too?”
“hey!”
“wait for a sec.”
Carl stopped the adventurer from waking up excitedly. To adventurers, Carl is recognized as a party with Hyeon-Jun. Thanks to that, Carl’s remarks have quite an impact.
“June. I saw you fight Write, I honestly don’t think you’ll be easily penetrated by a three-eyed gnoll. Not everyone else, though. I didn’t see you fighting. And I don’t know how long you can last.”
“so? Should I show you?”
Carl nodded with a serious face.
“okay. I need to see her strength.”
“You really do, and then your hair gets flat and you can curl it.”
“Don’t do that! Because I am really scared!”
Hyunjoon got up slowly and looked around.
“good. call the kids Let’s take this opportunity to see your skills.”
When Hyeon-joon went outside, only silence lingered in the room.
“Carl, no matter what, this isn’t it.”
“No, that’s right.”
“damn! I don’t know! Let’s stick together!”
As the adventurers rushed out and spread the story, all the men in the village immediately rushed in. Not only adventurers, but also villagers, including guards and merchants, gathered. It was because the story spread that Hyeon-jun, the leader of the group of adventurers, was dealing with the adventurers alone. No man can do his job silently even after hearing that. You have to watch it even if you have to poop and then run out in your pants. because it’s a man
“We’re going to fight at the entrance, so come inside.”
“for a moment!”
As Hyeon-jun drew a straight line with his feet, an adventurer shouted. Then, to reinforce the wooden fence, we made a wall with the furniture we moved.
“hey! Then you won’t be able to see it from the side!”
“This is the right way!”
There were some people who were clamoring, but there is a difference between having only a line drawn and having a wall. Some experienced guys nodded. And the spectators rushed behind Hyeon-jun.
“Oh, go over there!”
“You can’t see it!”
There were even those who went up to the top of the building and looked down. The building owners didn’t say anything either. Because they are already up.
“Only five men to guard my back.”
When Hyeon-jun spoke, the knife quickly went behind him, and the others lined up to not miss this opportunity.
“Oh Mr. You can’t see it because it’s covered!”
“You should have come up like that, you idiot!”
The weapon was to be borrowed from the guards. Even so, you can’t do it with a real weapon. Hyeon-jun said while spinning the wooden sword in circles, grasping the weight and balance.
“First of all, if you think you are behind, lie down on your own. A dead body is also a great obstacle. A moving corpse will be hit in the head and killed.”
“Oh, I took off my armor.”
“You talk a lot! Start quickly!”
The onlookers screamed more excitedly than the people involved. Some of them are holding beer mugs.
“come in.”
Hyeonjun said, but no one was willing to step forward. Everyone only notices each other because they intend to look for an opening when someone else rushes at them.
“What are the boys doing with such fear!”
“Pepper!”
“Boo!”
“Hey!”
As the surroundings booed, an adventurer grabbed a shield and rushed at it, throwing out a spear. It was a rather vicious attack, but Hyeon-joon leaned sideways, slammed the spear pole, and hit his leg.
“100 million!”
The shock caused him to fall behind Hyeon-jun and roll on the floor. I tried to get up, but Carl hit me in the head with a wooden spear.
“lay down. bastard.”
“Ayy!”
“Aww!”
Starting with that, the adventurers started rushing all at once. However, because the entrance was narrow, Hyun-jun only had to deal with a maximum of three people at a time. Even if the two stood side by side there, there was not enough space to wield a weapon. The adventurers had to collapse without even swinging a single weapon.
“wow!”
“hey! beer!”
Hyeonjun did not just stand still. He penetrated the gap between the adventurers, cut off the timing of the attack, and wielded a wooden sword from side to side, causing the formation to fluctuate. Then he knocked down the protruding guy and changed the position, continuing to shake the adventurers. Even though he was blocking the front and dealing with three, for that reason, Hyun-jun was actually dealing with only one person at a time.
“Awesome!”
“kill! Whiik!”
The onlookers were excited, and there was an uproar. There was also a case when the guy who jumped up from the roof staggered, and the others grabbed him.
“ah! Don’t step on it!”
“Uh huh, the corpse isn’t talking.”
There are adventurers lying there, so they keep getting in the way, so they can’t push through as recklessly as before. He was annoyed when the adventurers lying on the floor were stepped on, but he grumbled and endured it because he fell in love with the intuition of the legendary moment of facing dozens of people alone in first class.
“hey! I can’t! Push it through the window!”
The adventurers withdrew and gathered in formation, holding shields and sticking out wooden spears. However, it was not easy to match the ceremony, and the formation was shaken and the wooden spears staggered because of the adventurers who had fallen on the floor. Hyeonjun saw ten wooden spears approaching, five in double, and instead of retreating, he rushed forward, deflected the wooden spears with his wooden sword, dug into it, grabbed his shield, jumped and hit the helmeted man’s head.
“evil!”
Then I climbed on his shoulder and hit the other guys on the head as if I were catching a mole, then landed on the other side.
“Whoaaa!”
As soon as the shouts resounded and those who had not been hit by Hyeon-jun turned around and rushed at them, the adventurers guarding Hyeon-jun stabbed them in the back. Hyeon-joon stood alone among the narrow walls filled with lying adventurers, holding a wooden sword over his shoulder.
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“Drew, Drew.”
“Waaa!”
“June! June! June! June!”
“He is a god!”
The ones who screamed the loudest were the adventurers lying down. Watching the scene right in front of me made my heart feel magnificent. And the villagers, who just a moment ago had been punching each other and talking unspeakably, stood shoulder to shoulder with each other and shouted. If you’re a man, you can’t help but feel magnificent in your heart when you see this scene. Some of the excited onlookers even threw down their food.
“lost. lost.”
The remaining six adventurers threw away their weapons. At those words, cheers erupted once again, and the adventurers who were lying down jumped up and rushed at Jun.
“The best!”
“June! June! June! June!”
As many people gathered at once, the rough-hewn walls collapsed. Hyeonjun accepted countless requests for handshakes one by one. After a long time, the calmed down people dispersed, suppressing their excitement, and Hyeon-jun spoke to the people gathered at the guard building again.
“We should make the entrance longer.”
“I guess we have to move the obstacles we built at the entrance.”
Since the entrance to the village has only a door between the wooden fences, it is impossible to show a battle using a bottleneck, as Hyeon-jun showed in his fight with the adventurers.