159 – 154. 1 Woojin
On the way home.
I was walking with Gyuah, though it wasn’t my intention.
Her boyfriend had left her, saying he was disappointed in her, and Gyuah kept her mouth shut.
‘Why bother?’
I thought about saying something, but I wondered if I really needed to be so considerate.
So I just walked in silence.
“What about you, sunbae?”
As we passed the school gate, Gyuah asked me, sounding annoyed.
“I’m Kim Woojin.”
“Jeez.”
Gyuah tried to curse at me out of annoyance, but she barely held back.
“Sunbae, you’re really popular.”
“……I won’t deny it.”
Honestly, if I denied it here, I’d be a weirdo.
“But you did that to me even though you knew that?”
When I asked her back, dumbfounded, Gyuah didn’t even try to hide her feelings anymore and replied, annoyed.
“That’s why I approached you. I lined up for Hyunho sunbae because he was famous in high school, but college is definitely different from high school.”
What’s with this girl?
“Yerim sunbae and Iseul sunbae are interested in you, right?”
“……”
“I’ve seen them come to the dorm to see you often. How can you possibly date both of them at the same time?”
“So what are you trying to say?”
“I only have four boyfriends.”
“What?”
What is she talking about?
She was pretty in a normal way, but what Gyuah was hiding was beyond my expectations.
“Oh, I just broke up, so now I have three. Anyway. When you date this many people, you sometimes want to eat something special, right?”
“……”
“There must be a reason why people line up at restaurants.”
“Are you saying that I’m a restaurant where people line up?”
“That’s right. You’re a restaurant where the two most popular people in the sophomore year of the English department line up at the same time.”
Wow.
I’ve heard that there are people like that. People who see lovers as a kind of spec.
Gyuah was exactly that type right now.
The reason she approached Hyunho was because he was a famous delinquent in high school.
The reason she approached me was because two people who were famous for being beautiful in the English department had shown interest in me.
“You’re really……”
I wanted to tell her that she was trash.
But I was the one who was struggling with the conflict between women.
Instead, I became curious.
“Don’t you feel anything?”
“What?”
“You’re playing both sides. And you’re trying to date other guys while you’re doing that.”
“Oh.”
Gyuah nodded slightly and shrugged her shoulders as she replied.
“If I don’t get caught, that’s all that matters.”
“……”
“My conscience disappeared a long time ago. Now it’s like a fun game to choose who I’m going to be with today.”
“You’re trash.”
“What does it matter to you?”
Gyuah, who had been walking ahead of me, annoyed, stopped abruptly and asked me, blinking.
“But why do Yerim sunbae and Iseul sunbae like you?”
“Suddenly?”
“No, it’s not. I saw you today, and you don’t seem to have any charm. You’re just unlucky. I really wanted to kill you when you tripped earlier.”
“I was just flailing around to stay alive.”I guess my defense mechanism has been activated.
“You’re not that handsome, you don’t have good manners, and you’re not funny… Do you have a lot of money at home?”
I do have a lot.
But I don’t answer and frown at Gyu-ah.
“What about you? What kind of charm do you have that makes men fall for you?”
“I’m pretty.”
“Pretty? Huh.”
The corners of my mouth curl up slightly.
Gyu-ah, who realized why I was laughing, bit her lip and replied.
“It’s not fair to compare me to senior Ye-rin.”
“But what can I do if I’m being compared?”
Not only with Seo Ye-rin, but also with Choi I-seo and Yoo A-rin, I wouldn’t be crushed.
‘Yoo A-rin’s breasts are a bit….’
Are they small?
They’re on the smaller side of the three.
“You don’t know anything. It’s true that pretty women have an advantage, but that’s not all there is to attracting men.”
“….”
“Senior Ye-rin and senior I-seo are like that. They’re pretty, but they don’t know how to attract men. They’re just talented, so they get by on their looks.”
I don’t think that’s the case when I look at what they do.
But if I say that, I’ll get scolded by Seo Ye-rin and Choi I-seo, so I’ll just keep quiet.
“Anyway. Today was a waste. Senior Hyun-ho left me alone, and you’re not the type to fall for me.”
“….If I may give you a piece of advice, you’ll get a strange reputation if you keep acting like that.”
It was advice based on experience.
“Like you, senior?”
Gyu-ah ignored it lightly with a smile.
* * *
Tuesday.
Today, I had a lecture in the morning with Yoo A-rin and Seo Ye-rin.
After the lecture, it was a bit too early to have lunch, so I wondered what to do.
Snip, snip.
Snip, snip.
Seo Ye-rin and Yoo A-rin were sitting in the lecture hall, cutting paper.
“What are you guys doing?”
I was right next to them, so I wondered what they were doing, but Yoo A-rin answered without taking her eyes off the paper.
“Our seniors asked us to make something for the freshmen’s MT.”
“MT? Isn’t it still a bit early?”
It’s mid-February now, and MTs usually don’t happen until late March or early April.
“We’re going in mid-March. We’re just going to go early and get it over with.”
I see.
I wanted to help, but I’m not very good with my hands, so I just watched blankly.
“A-rin, how about this? Isn’t it about 1-woojin?”
Seo Ye-rin asked, holding out a long paper decoration.
‘What did I just hear?’
I wondered if I had heard wrong, so I just kept quiet.
“Let’s cut it to about 0.7 woojin. It’s too long.”
“Okay, I got it.”
What the heck.
“What are you guys talking about?”
I hadn’t heard wrong.
I asked what 1-woojin or 0.7-woojin meant, and they both brushed it off as nothing.
“What’s the matter? What’s 1-woojin?”
I kept asking because I wondered why they were using my name, and finally Yoo A-rin answered with annoyance.
“Your hump size.”
“….What?”
What did you just say?
Seo Ye-rin answered my question.”It’s not fun to just work, so I’m talking about it while substituting it with other things.”
“Originally, you were substituting other things too? But since 1 Woojin stuck in my mouth, I kept using it.”
Why do these kids do crazy things so naturally when no one’s watching?
“Let me see that.”
I take the thing that was called 1 Woojin earlier and examine it from all sides.
“Hey, this is only about 0.8 Woojin.”
When I correct it with irritation, the two of them continue a deep discussion as if they were watching some kind of trial.
“Huh? You’re saying this is only 0.8 Woojin?”
“I don’t think so. If you look closely, isn’t it about 1.2 Woojin?”
These guys.
“Bring it here, you b*tches. Let’s compare.”
I immediately unbuckle the belt I’m wearing around my waist. It seemed like it was time to redefine the definition of 1 Woojin.
“I’ll bet my entire fortune that this is smaller than 1 Woojin.”
“Your entire fortune? Is it even worth a hundred dollars?”
“Oops, is it a little smaller? Woojin, show me quickly. I’ll know if I see it.”
Yooarin, who laughs at my entire fortune, and Seoyerin, who tilts her head and urges me.
Suddenly, I’m in a situation where I have to crack a joke in the classroom and even get an erection, but strangely, I didn’t want to lose-!
“What are you doing?”
As I pull down my pants enough to show my panties, a voice mixed with a sigh is heard from behind.
When I turn my head slightly, Choi Iseo, holding a large box, was looking at me with pity.
“Why are your pants down?”
“……The ventilation was a little poor.”
I pull them back up, and Yooarin laughs because it’s funny, and Seoyerin smacks her lips, saying it’s a pity.
“Ugh, what are you doing?”
Choi Iseo clicks her tongue and puts the box on the desk. When I look inside, it’s filled with various decorations and tools used for decorating.
“I’ll help you, so let’s finish quickly.”
Choi Iseo’s words get stuck in my throat.
“……You’ll help?”
Weren’t you against it?
I thought Yooarin and Seoyerin were going to help.
Choi Iseo shrugs at my meaningful gaze.
“I won when we played a game while drinking yesterday.”
“Hmm? Did you guys drink?”
Come to think of it, Seoyerin did say she had a dinner appointment yesterday and left first.
I didn’t know Yooarin would drink with Choi Iseo.
“Yeah, even Yoonji joined us.”
“……Oops, I should pretend I didn’t hear that.”
Choi Iseo added a word.
The gazes of the three people simultaneously pierce me, but I pretend not to hear and take out the items from the box that Choi Iseo brought.
A flat plate.
“A plate?”
“It’s a tool. It’s used for drawing circles.”
I thought to myself that there really is everything.
“1 Arin’s?”
When I point to the flat plate with a smile, Yooarin, who is furious, slams the desk and shouts.
“0.5 Arin’s!”
“What are you talking about? It’s clearly 1 Arin’s.”
“Give it to me, you little sh*t.”
Then she puts it next to her chest and compares it.
“……It’s about 0.97 Arin’s.”
She puts the plate down with a sullen expression.
“Arin, it’s okay. Breast size isn’t everything.”
“What the hell are you talking about?”
Seoyerin, who comforts Yooarin, and Choi Iseo, who doesn’t understand the situation.
It was the same as my appearance 5 minutes ago.I rummaged through the box again and pulled out a red ball-shaped ornament that I often see at Christmas.
“Is this 1-Yerin’s?”
“You’re barking!”
Seo-Yerin jumped up and supported her breasts with both hands.
“How is that the same as this! No matter how I look at it, it’s 0.5-Yerin!”
Is it the same mouth that was talking about how breast size doesn’t matter until now?
When I tell her that her breasts are small, she screams and screams.
“Touch it and compare it. Huh? Compare it!”
I can’t touch it when I’m told to touch it, so I reach out, but another hand comes in with a snap.
It was Choi I-seo.
“Aagh! I-seo! I got it! I won’t do it!”
Choi I-seo twisted the hand she had just grabbed, so she failed to grab Seo-Yerin’s breast.
In the end, the situation returned to work.
I didn’t want to help with the work, so I was looking for a chance to run away.
Thud!
“U, U, Ujin-sunbae, help me!”
The door of the classroom opened and Gyu-ah, who was sweating profusely, came in.
“Please write something as a witness!”
Something seems to have gone wrong.
“Hello, 1.5-Arin.”
Bang!
Yoo-Arin grabbed my head and slammed it on the desk.