Chapter 44 – What does that mean?
Chapter 44
“Saintess.”
“Yes~♡”
“…How about getting a separate room now?”
On our way out of Athens to the border, we arrived at a village and stayed at an inn.
“Hero, do you have a lot of money~?”
“You know, I have the money I saved the other day. Honestly, it’s not that expensive to stay at such a small inn for a day, so why do we need to share the same room?”
To be honest, it’s because I don’t have enough time for myself these days.
No, I’m not a weirdo, and people have this desire. Do people go crazy if there is no way or time to satisfy that desire? And now I was in that situation.
Besides, the person next to her… In terms of appearance, she was a really pretty woman. Do you know how hard it is to persevere and go to sleep in such a situation?
After hearing my opinion, the saintess tilted her head slightly and asked.
“…Is there any reason to rent a room, hero?”
“…It must be between a man and a woman, right?”
…The only excuse I have is this. Just let me go, you devil.
“I have nothing to do with sleeping with the hero, right?”
“…You don’t look like a goblin?”
“That’s not what it sounds like, it really is.”
If you put it another way, it sounds like you’re not attractive as a man to me. What? Why the tears…
“…No way, hero.”
“…Yes?”
What the hell are you starting the engine for again, b*tch?
“Are you ashamed of me and yourself?”
“To…?”
A very unexpected question came out, and a strange sound came out. What is he talking about?
But the saintess seems to have interpreted my reaction strangely.
“You’re shy about sleeping together~♡ You still seem like a child~♡”
“…Where is this big boy?”
“Is it because the hero is a virgin?
…The first year. Even if you know yourself.
“Don’t make fun of her for saying she’s a virgin when she’s not going to give it to you.”
That was a joke. I got annoyed when you teased me again, so I said something…
…Wait, this is s*xual harassment. f*cked!
I hurriedly corrected my words.
“Oh, no. I don’t mean that…”
“… Vs, vs, vs, vs, vs…”
“…Saint?”
The saintess is broken. No matter how shy she was as a saint, her face was so red that she couldn’t speak properly.
Come to think of it, whatever the reason she was a saint, she was a ‘mosole’ who had never even dated a man. Since she’s a saint, it’s natural for her, but she didn’t think she chose words that were too masculine for such a person.
…But this year, you usually call me X food. Why are you not ashamed of that?
I have a question.
“Saintess.”
“Great, great, great…”
“Calm down. It was a joke.”
“Hot…”
The saintess looked at me like a person who finally came to her senses, then she wrapped her arms around her body as if to protect herself and shouted.
“This pervert! Beast! Since when have you been looking at me with such sinister eyes!”
“…That…Sorry. It was a joke, but it was a bit harsh.”
After I sincerely apologized, the tearful saintess suddenly changed her expression to a cold one.
“…Is that the end?”
“…Yes?”
What kind of novel bullsh*t is this?
“…He told me to tell him.”
“No, that’s of course a joke…”
“Isn’t this…”
While muttering something to herself, the saintess loosened her arms and sat upright.
“…I heard that men like women who are shy like this…”
…What did I just hear? Since it’s scary, let’s blow it out of our memory.
“…She has more questions than that.”
“What are you curious about?”
“There are certain words that the saintess usually uses. What…X food.”
“Yes.”
“Do you know what it means?”
The saintess slightly tilted her head.
“Isn’t that an insult?”
“It’s true that it’s a curse word…so do you know what that means?”
“…X rice is just a word for a weak and useless person, isn’t it?”
…As expected.
The saintess really didn’t know. I don’t know where she got it from, but it seemed that our saintess, who used her words so beautifully, didn’t even know what they meant, and she used those words.
“It is correct to use it in such a situation. You don’t know what its etymology is.”
“…Does the hero know? How does the warrior know what I don’t know? It can’t be…”
f*ck, do you know what a real fool I am?
“…Rather, I should know better than the saintess. As you know, I lived in a rural village.”
Actually, I have lived in a modern city. So you know it well.
“So what does X Bob mean?”
“…Hmm!”
…How the f*ck can I explain this? After all, that was my intention. To tell her saintess the meaning of her swear word and make her stop using that word.
Even people who used to use swear words often tend to get shocked and use them less when they know the original meaning. I was aiming for that…
How else should I explain the meaning of X Bob? White snow piling up on a man’s…?
…I feel weird.
“What do you mean!”
When the saintess took a break without me instructing her, she pushed her face out while patting my knee.
…That, it’s burdensome if you push it like that.
There was a little curiosity in her amber eyes. It was an expression that I definitely wanted to know what it meant.
“…It refers to a foreign substance that gets stuck inside an object. It’s something only men have.”
I said it as pure as possible. Not a single vulgar word was used. Stuff, foreign matter. Just normal words.
But the saintess is not an idiot. She wasn’t one to listen to me.
“…Yes?”
“……I didn’t lie.”
“……Yes?”
The saintess is broken again. Her amber eyes trembled slightly. It seems that he was very shocked to learn the true meaning.
Seeing her like that, I gave her advice.
“…So you’d better not use those words.”
“……Ah…Ugh…”
The saintess bowed her head. She was worried that her face would explode, even her ears turned red.
“Why, why didn’t you teach me earlier…”
…I thought you knew.
The blushing and shy saintess was very cute.
…Dirty lookism. I can’t believe that Byeon, who used to talk sh*t like that, looks so pretty. Her face is cheaty.
In the end, I couldn’t find a separate room for her, so I stayed in the same room as her for a while to soothe her temper.
#
“Stupid♡ I don’t write like that~♡”
“…No, what is the difference between this and this?”
“I don’t know if you should at least wear glasses♡ If you look closely here, there’s one more dot on it~♡”
The next day, the saintess taught me her letters.
She said, of course, she didn’t miss out on catching monsters. This time she subdued the moon fox in the forest. In fact, only horses are foxes, but they are usually larger than forest wolves. In addition, it was a monster classified as an intermediate level monster.
That month, she was sitting on a rock and learning to write while resting after defeating a group of foxes…
“…So what is this?”
“It’s a star~♡”
…A star?
No, that’s your name. I saw the same thing used in the Adventurer’s Guild the other day. Why teach it
“Why do you tell me the saintess’ name?”
“Huh ♡ How did you know it was my name?”
“I saw the same thing used at the Adventurer’s Guild the other day. But what kind of star is it?”
“My name means star~?”
…Was it like that?
The saintess pointed to her face and asked.
“Isn’t it shining like a star?”
…Crazy b*tch.
Still, it was hard to deny it. It’s pretty because it’s a fact…
“…So why did you tell me the name of the saintess?”
“There might come a day when the warrior will fill out paperwork or something, right? At that time, shouldn’t you put my name as a colleague~?”
Then should I tell you my name first?
“Then teach me how to write my name.”
“Um~♡ I hate it♡”
…Really, what year are you doing?
From noble mtl dot com.
“No, I need to know how to write my name down when I fill out documents.”
“I can write down all the names of the warriors~♡”
If that’s the case, you just have to write down your name.
“Do I really need to go to such trouble…?”
“I like to write down the name of the warrior.”
“…Yes?”
The corner of the saintess’s eyes bent slightly and drew a beautiful arc.
“The name Abel is pretty, isn’t it?”
“…Is that so?”
I don’t really like that Abel in the Bible…
“The word ‘Belle’ is included in it~♡”
“What does that mean?”
The saintess smiled softly.
Why are you laughing so much?
“Bell means ‘beauty’~♡”
…That’s what it meant. Hearing that, it seems that the name looks different again.
“…But what does that have to do with the saintess liking to write my name down?”
“…Don’t notice.”
“Yes?”
“Idiot.”
…Suddenly?
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A week after leaving Athens, we finally arrived at the border area between the kingdom of Minerva and the kingdom of Vesta.
“There are a lot of people here too.”
“I told you the other day~. There are many exchanges between the three countries, including the Mars Empire. Did you forget about it?”
“…I remember.”
“Whoops♡ You have better memory than ticks~♡”
…I heard it was better than the goldfish last time. Why did you downgrade again?
“……Hmm?”
As I was watching people, there was someone who caught my eye. The man was wearing a large hooded cloak that hid his face and body, through which a slightly pale green priest’s robe could be seen.
And the face slightly exposed under the hood and the body that was visible from the outside… No matter how you look at it, it was a woman.
“…Saint, what color is the priestly uniform of the Church of Ludria?”
“Black and light green.”
“Hey…”
When I pointed at the person walking suspiciously, the saintess narrowed her eyes and then she suddenly snapped her fingers lightly.
“Wow!?”
A chain appeared from the air and grabbed the suspicious person. The person who was suddenly caught struggled, but she couldn’t escape the holy woman’s s*xual powers.
…But what if I use the s*x magic right away?
“What happened!?”
I calmed down the border guards who were startled by the sudden appearance of chains. When I revealed that I was a warrior and explained the general situation to them, they went back as if they knew.
And with her saintess, he approached her still clinging to her s*x organs.
Brown hair and ruby red eyes are revealed when the hood is removed. It was a face I had clearly seen before.
“Huh!?”
“…Saint of the Church of Ludria, right?”