Chapter 7 – Cook♡ Warrior, you’re too weak♡ Sloppy♡ A human being worse than a bug~♡
Episode 7
“We are going to start accepting commissions soon.”
“Yes?”
What request?
“If you receive a request from the adventurers guild and solve it, it will give you a reward.”
“Uh…I know that, but do we do that?”
“Because we also need funding for our activities. As expected, the hero doesn’t seem to think about anything♡”
“I’m a hero, but isn’t the empire supporting me?”
The saintess shook her head.
“We haven’t had any achievements yet, so we didn’t receive anything at the regular briefing session a while ago. Of course, I received and have the initial support, but this will not be enough to last two months.”
“Oh, is that so?”
As expected, nothing is free in this world. It must have been meritorious to provide funding.
Just as Levius received a million gold as a reward, it seems that he is receiving activity funds suitable for his performance.
As I was thinking that, the saintess smiled at me and said.
“You didn’t mean to make money using me, Hero, did you?”
“What is that?”
“To make a lot of money by selling me to a brothel~. Ah♡ What will happen to me♡ If it’s a trashy hero’s order, I won’t be able to refuse it~.”
…Crazy b*tch.
The saintess withdrew her cheeky smile and told her true story.
“Since the warrior’s skills are still like an idiot, let’s start with simple quests step by step♡ In the meantime, I’m improving my skills, defeating monsters, and making money.”
“…Yes.”
If you don’t insult people even for a day, thorns will grow in your mouth. By Estelle.
If this b*tch dies later, I’ll put this phrase on his tombstone.
“Then, shall we go and register as adventurers? Heojeop Hero is going to become an adventurer of dog X food♡”
The saintess took me to her nearest village. Looking at the scale, it was definitely a bigger town than the town I lived in. It wasn’t at the city level.
The saintess took me and walked the streets of the village. Every time she passed, people around her turned her gaze this way.
She said she was pretty, and when she was silent like that, she looked like a faithful priestess to anyone. She must be surprised that the priestess came to a town like this.
“Hero.”
“…Ah, sorry.”
When did you go that far?
“You really are a hero… You would be lost if you took your eyes off him for a second.”
“hahahaha….”
How did you know? When I was young, when I went to large marts or department stores, I always had a history of being lost.
“I have to take care of it for you& If you want, would you call me Mama, Mama Boy Warrior~?”
“…That’s okay.”
“Whoops.”
The saintess laughed as if she was having fun and moved on. She stopped in front of a particularly large building in town.
“This is the adventurer’s guild.”
“That looks like a sign.”
In front of the building was a signboard with a picture of crossed swords and shields. The saintess nodded her head.
From noble mtl dot com.
“That’s the sign that represents the adventurer’s guild. Don’t forget like a double body and remember it♡”
“…Yes.”
As we opened the door and entered, stern-looking men saw us. It’s mom
‘Everybody says something like that.’
Of course, there were people who weren’t like that, and there were female adventurers, but other impressions are bound to be buried in front of a strong impression.
A few scary-looking adventurers looked at me and turned their attention to the saintess. They saw her saint and whistled.
“Wow.”
“Hey, are you hitting on this older sister? Come and see.”
“Are you a nun? Or a priest? Would you like to party with us anyway?”
The saintess did not blink an eye even after hearing their words, which clearly showed their intentions. She just smiled and walked over to the counter.
After following her, the guild receptionist greeted us at the counter.
“Welcome! Are you new to the Adventurer’s Guild?”
“Yes, I came to register as an adventurer.”
When the saintess answered in a lithe voice, the receptionist gave an awkward expression. Of course, I, who was behind me, was also surprised. Because your voice is so beautiful
‘Do you know how to make a voice like that?’
Then why are you talking to me like that, b*tch?
“Are you both registering?”
“Yes, please.”
“Okay. The two of you, please fill out a brief personal information including your name here.”
The receptionist handed over a quill and paper. Oh, the quill, a symbol of the Middle Ages. Upon receiving it, I looked at the paper and doubted my eyes.
“?”
I couldn’t make out what was written on it. No, I didn’t have a problem understanding what you were saying.
‘No way.’
Come to think of it, I heard that the illiteracy rate was so high in the Middle Ages. And this body is a commoner… ?
Damn it, I don’t even know how to read. There is nothing to say even if the saintess says sh*t about this.
“Hero, are you done?”
The saintess asked in a pretty voice that I couldn’t get used to. To such a saint, I….
“…I can’t read it.”
I had no choice but to answer honestly. The saintess’ eyes widened slightly, and then the corners of her eyes bent like a crescent moon.
“It’s okay, you can. I will write for you, so please tell me.”
Look at you talking so kindly in front of other people. I wish I could say that as usual.
The saintess wrote as I called. Based on the monkey friend’s words, he should be seventeen, and where he lives….
‘What is the name of the town I lived in?’
In place of me having such troubles, the saintess naturally wrote the name of the village. I wondered how she knew, but now that I think about it, she’s a saint too, she came to our village. Maybe you know
The saintess filled out everything, including mine, and handed her documents over to the receptionist.
“This is Abel and Estelle. Has confirmed.”
I’m not surprised to see the saintess and her warriors. She thought it was amazing, but when I think about it, it wasn’t long before I became a hero.
Does anyone know that I am a warrior?
“Since you two are registering for the first time, you will start with F grade. If you look at the bulletin board next to you, there are quests that match your grade, so check it out and follow the procedure….”
“Is it possible to review the upgrade right away?”
“Oh, of course you can…… Yes?”
When the saintess asked with her lithe voice, the receptionist almost gave a natural answer in an instant. When the receptionist asked in a bewildered voice, the saintess recalled her gentle smile and said,
“Upgrade review, is it possible?”
“Uh… I’m sorry, Estelle-sama, the promotion review is only possible with reasonable achievements.”
“Isn’t it enough that you have enough skills?”
“That is true, but the two of you have no proven facts.”
“Then, shouldn’t we just prove it? As far as I know, even if you don’t receive a request, you can be promoted as long as you prove it.”
Her saintess asked, and her receptionist looked at her with an expression of ‘what is this?’
But does it really need to be promoted from F-class?
She whispered to the saintess in her small voice.
“Saintess.”
“Yes?”
“Is there any reason to insist on upgrading?”
“Hmm, do you want to catch only mice in the sewer?”
“Yes?”
“That’s the only thing an F-class adventurer can do. You have to raise your grade a little more so that you can receive a quest to grow a poor warrior♡”
Oh my god. Did you have any plans?
“Then you are requesting a certification review?”
“Yes.”
“Okay. The two of you, then, please go upstairs.”
“Thank you, you are kind.”
When the saintess showed a gentle smile, the receptionist gasped and swallowed her breath. They say beauty is a woman’s weapon… She’s the same woman.
As I followed her saintess to the second floor, another receptionist greeted me.
“Welcome. Estelle-sama, Abel-sama. I’ll take you to the proof room right away.”
“Yes.”
There was a large crystal in the place where I was guided by the receptionist.
As soon as I saw that, I had an idea. That looks like a sx pylon.
A blue crystal reminiscent of a pylon was floating around the room.
“This is a highly pure magic ore. The proof review is based on how much this magic ore is damaged.”
Damage is the standard? Then, in the end, it was about breaking, but it was difficult to see that the magic ore in front of me was broken.
“You look very fine.”
“Still, they have been cut a lot.”
Is it true that no one has ever broken it?
“You can proceed immediately. Which one would you like to go first?”
“I’ll do it first, hero.”
“Sure.”
The saintess stepped forward. She held her palm forward.
《 Holy Arrow 》
An arrow that glowed white was created and hit the magic ore. Then, a large portion of the magic ore fell off.
“…Oh.”
Isn’t that kind of a lump broken quite a bit?
To what extent my prediction was right, the receptionist who was watching for the review said with a surprised expression.
“Hey, if you’ll excuse me, can I know what you’re doing?”
Instead of answering, the saintess just smiled. I’m sorry, receptionist. I guess that b*tch doesn’t want to tell me.
“What is the judgment?”
“…Ah, yes. Let’s weigh the broken magic ore for a while.”
The receptionist whimpered as he picked up the magic ore. Is it very heavy?
“Shall I go?”
“Ah, yes, I would appreciate it.”
Let’s see. He grabbed the magic ore with both hands and lifted it up.
Wow, f*ck. Dog is heavy
I’m still a hero, but I didn’t want to show him whining like this, so I pretended to be okay and put the magic ore on the scale.
After seeing the weight, the receptionist was surprised once more.
“…It’s a number that can be judged as S-class. However, S-class adventurers absolutely need achievements….”
“It’s okay. A grade is enough.”
“Okay! Estelle-nim, I’ll register you as Class A right away!”
Is it my turn now? As I pulled out the holy sword, the receptionist looked at me curiously.
“To be able to wield such a large greatsword, you have great strength.”
“…Yes.”
Actually, it’s f*cking light. But I couldn’t tell the truth.
I stood with the holy sword upright. Can I just cut this off?
I raised the holy sword high and cut it with all my might. The holy sword hit the magic ore with a caang sound, and I couldn’t help but be surprised.
“…?”
What is it, beogeun?
The magic ore didn’t even crack, and even small fragments didn’t fall. Seeing this, the receptionist was taken aback, and the saintess began to laugh.
“Can I try again?”
“Yes, yes… Try it.”
I’m going to do it right this time. Squeezing out all the strength he had been sucking on, he lowered the holy sword.
Clink.
Then, a very small fragment fell from the magic ore. It was smaller than my little finger. It was too shabby compared to the fragments the saintess had broken.
“… ….”
“Poop, pooh, hehehe ♡ As expected, it’s lame ♡”
You son of a b*tch, don’t laugh.
“Ah…Well, Abel-sama is not an F or E rank! E, F-class adventurers can’t even scratch the magic ore. I will raise you to a D-class adventurer!”
I was destroyed like a dog and became a D-class adventurer.
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“f*ck.”
“Oh, hero. A hero doesn’t use such bad words♡”
That said, even though you’re a saint, you use all sorts of words.
“By the way, you can only break magic ores with that… The hero is garbage ♡ crap ♡ a human worse than a bug ♡”
“… ….”
Can’t you just grind this b*tch’s thrush once, Goddess Solaria?
Yes? Do you allow it? Thank you Right now, I will render justice….
‘…Isn’t it because I hit you once and then look for you?’
According to the results of the proof screening a while ago, the saintess is at least on the same level as an S-class adventurer. I’m only a D-class adventurer. It was obvious without even looking what would happen if they attacked.
“It’s okay, warrior. The purpose has been achieved.”
“What are you talking about again?”
“Anyway, I became an A-class adventurer, right? Then you can freely choose a quest that suits your level.”
“Aha.”
That’s right. You can follow along anyway, right?
So what do we do, b*tch?
“Let’s try this quest for now. I think it fits the level of the hero ♡”
This was written on the request she chose.
[Get rid of the forest wolves that are damaging the ranch! Required adventurer level: D]