109 – [2] Club
#109
The long street was crowded with people.
I think it’s because it’s an appropriately sized road that runs through Arecibo, but the biggest reason seemed to be that something like an event had started.
However, it was not always an event, and there were clumsiness everywhere.
I was wondering if it was okay to proceed like this, and in fact, the seats assigned to each person were meaningless.
In the sky that should have been clear, anti-gravity cars were constantly roaming around.
The road where a wheeled car should have been rolling was full of people.
Something like a booth was placed on the sidewalk where people had to walk.
Of course, behind the booth, there were a lot of hip-looking people who drew attention.
I raised my head slightly.
I then looked at the banner hanging on the road.
[Club Public Relations Road]
[This is a place where various clubs are promoted!]
An event that started in mid-March until last year.
But this year, the schedule was somewhat twisted, so the event starts in early March.
Right, it was club promotion week.
And the identities of the hip people behind the booth were club publicists.
I slowly scattered the booths.
“The ‘board game club’ of history and tradition! Join the board game club where various games are prepared! Regardless of gender, race or race, you can enjoy it!”
An ordinary board game club that every university has.
As if to reflect this, ordinary rather than hipster came out in their clothes.
“Are you afraid of hunting? Are you afraid of dungeons? Are you afraid to go out to Chareltea? If you join our ‘Giraffe Club in Action,’ you have nothing to fear!”
A club that wields wooden knives while wearing funny giraffe masks.
It seems a bit out of place for a hunting club, but surprisingly, the front of the booth was crowded with people.
“Do you really think it’s right to make money just by being a hunter? Many of you would say you’re right, but it’s not the reality! It would be a big mistake to maintain such stereotypes even in the 21st century! Now, join the ‘Hudson River Jeongmo Club’ and pioneer a new future!”
A club that seems to measure the water temperature well.
I don’t want to go in, but I was curious about what would happen if I went in and b*tched.
“A chance to discover your new taste! A place to realize true love, friendship and fun! Everyone, have a fun academy life with the ‘Magical-Love-Pony Club’!”
“Kwaaah! My eyes!”
“Go away you crazy bastards!”
“Get out of here!”
“The talkers are finally crazy!”
A club where both men and women dance in pony costumes and show off pony-magic.
However, everything was quite clumsy and seemed to stir up an unpleasant gorge.
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Maybe that’s why, there was no one around them.
It was a sight that could be said to be fortunate in many ways.
“No coward! Strong heart welcome! No responsibility in case of fainting! A club that aims to explore all kinds of scary places and appreciate various horror media! Join the ‘Horror Mania Club’!”
“That’s where Marie will like it.”
A club full of ghost costumes like Halloween.
I thought it would be good to remember it when I thought of a thousand horses, but…….
“Wait, are you going to explode?”
Thinking about it again, it seemed like a big nuisance to that club.
It would have been fortunate if I hadn’t staged a coup against the club leader, claiming that I was the ruler of the world.
I completely erased her club from her mind so that her words would not come out inadvertently in front of her.
I immediately scattered the clubs on the other side.
“Welcome!”
“Green environment! Love the earth! World tree bastard!”
“The death of Chareltheans and Germans is truly eco-friendly!”
“Let’s burn all of Germany and Chareltea and kill all World Tree followers!!!”
“If you love the earth and the environment, join the ‘Green Peace Club’ right away! Our club is an environmental club with the goal of devastating the entire planet Chareltea!”
Slightly weird environmentalists.
They even tied a sapling from an unknown source to a cross and burned it in real time.
Burning trees while preserving the environment.
If a normal person had an idea like this, his frightened brain would emit a blue screen.
In that sense, they could be said to be strong people who are full of spirit and spirit.
Even though the mind is like a thousand, it’s not to the point of losing reason.
“Still, the Buddhist sutra is worth seeing.”
It was in the middle of standing like that.
One of them, who had been looking around with red eyes, looked at me.
“There silver-haired friend! Your eyes are bright, why don’t you join the club and become our ‘environmental warrior’?”
To interpret it, he was saying that he would sign a contract with me and become magic-Genghis Khan.
Unfortunately, I wasn’t a very enthusiastic earthworm for environmental protection.
Of course, it wasn’t even talkative.
Suddenly, he avoided the seat with silence.
I even ran away in case someone chased me.
How many minutes did you move like that?
It was still the way to publicize the club, but it was far enough away, so I looked around with confidence.
And that was then.
A calloused hand slung over his shoulder.
It was the moment when I thought that the crazy Earthlings had been chasing after all.
“No, isn’t this Mr. Kang Xian?”
“What? Mr. Kaia?”
The power magician.
Kaia Mitchell was standing.
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It couldn’t have been an interesting coincidence.
I would have thought that the person who had won first place at the time was on the road to promote the club.
“So, before the start of the semester, I signed up for the club… ….”
“Yes! There is a club that fits me perfectly, so I got into it right away!”
To be honest, I didn’t even know that I would come out as a PR agent even though I was in the first year.
Following Kaia’s guidance, I headed to the club booth she joined.
[Muscle Wizard Club]
[Arthur C. Clark – Highly trained muscles are indistinguishable from magic.]
A booth scrawled with quotes from unknown sources.
Behind them were wizards who showed off their narcissistic bodies.
One of them looked at me and gave me a questioning look.
It felt like looking at someone who wasn’t like a wizard.
“Kaia, who is this?”
The woman finished boasting her body and walked forward.
She glanced away at me and scratched her head.
“Director, do you remember the story I told you right after joining the club?”
“Huh? What story?”
“The story of the first place placement test.”
“Oh, yes. I don’t remember. Didn’t the leader say he dragged it alone? Although his identity is kept private, very few people know about it.”
“He was the first-class leader at that time.”
“Huh?”
The 1st place leader in the placement test.
At that word, his expression completely changed, and he looked at me once more.
Did something new appear soon?
He held my hands tightly.
“No, how did this precious person come to such a shabby place…… ! I have to treat you to something!”
What is the first place in the exam?
I suddenly fell into confusion and was confused.
I repeatedly dissuaded her from accepting her favor.
“No, it’s really fine. Until you really need to—”
“What would our face be if we didn’t do anything to the elite who ranked first? Of course you should treat them well!”
However, the circumstances of the club were not good enough to treat them well.
The condition of the chairs and objects brought out in the corner was uniformly terrible.
“What is this? Why are all the chairs like this?”
“In the morning, I showed a power show… ….”
“Why are the books to be distributed like this?”
“While performing a book tearing performance… ….”
“Ah.”
Not a single thing was fine.
I tried to find something else to serve, but everything was in poor condition, no matter what happened.
“Oops…… I’m really sorry. If I had known this was going to happen, I would have bought a coffee in advance…….”
“It’s okay, it’s okay. After all, I came to ask what club Kaia belongs to.”
But, when he said that, his expression changed once more.
The woman who appears to be the head of the club has sent a bright gaze, revealing muscles that seem to be capable of shooting magic missiles (physical).
“By the way, if you are thinking of joining our club… ….”
“It’s not like that.”
Cut firmly.
She had no intention of joining any club yet.
In the first place, there was a problem that this kind of magic club didn’t suit me.
“Umm… ….”
“I have a little bit of personal circumstances.”
“What kind of circumstances… ….”
“Because I don’t have enough magic power, so I can’t use magic properly.”
The sadness of magical premature ejaculation.
For me, the only thing I could gain from entering a place like this was exercise.
Also, as soon as I learned that the first place was magic power premature ejaculation, the disappointment would grow even bigger.
But for some reason, his face was stained with astonishment.
“So, then you won first place with a body that lacks magical power?”
“Of course, I was very lucky. Everyone on the team, including Kaia, did a good job.”
“No…… No matter how lucky you are…….”
The manager over there continued to look at me in disbelief.
But I had nothing more to say.
It was only up to you to believe.
And she was a down-to-earth person.
Then she untied her pale face and let out a pitying sigh.
I opened my mouth with a slight smile in the sense of not being too depressed.
“Instead, if I meet a decent new wizard later, I’ll let you know about this club.”
“Oh, really?”
Of course, that was just what I was saying.
I’ll forget it after a while, but it was a courtesy.
“If you don’t believe me…… Oh yeah. Can you give me your phone number?”
“Yes? What is my phone number?”
“If you want to make friends with a decent wizard, I can connect you over the phone, right?”
It was a word with many loopholes, but the manager believed this seriously.
As soon as I got her number, I called back.
“Kang Xian, please don’t forget and remember.”
“Ah…… ! Thank you!”
He kept looking at my face and saying hello.
I don’t know if it’s because of my mood, but compared to the first time, I felt like my words and tone had become more polite.
Well, it must mean that the hostility is gone.
I continued my conversation with them more lightly.
It was around the time that the state of ice cream finally entered the realm of murder.
“You guys @#$@#$@#─”
I heard a faint voice shooting at me.
At first I thought it was hallucinations, maybe something like that.
But the more I stayed still, the louder my voice got, so I gradually got closer.
By the time the doubt turned to certainty, the voice immediately reached the level of calling from the side.
“You bastard over there!”
As I reflexively turned around, I saw a slightly familiar face.